The Last True Story I'll Ever Tell: An Accidental Soldier's Account of the War in Iraq

The Last True Story I'll Ever Tell: An Accidental Soldier's Account of the War in Iraq

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In a voice at once raw and immediate, the author chronicles his daily life as a young soldier in Iraq: the excitement, horror, anger, tedium, fear, camaraderie and the transformation of a group of young college students into something entirely different.
Hardcover, 219 pages
Published August 4th 2005 by Riverhead Books (first published 2005)
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Bethany
John Crawford was newly married when his National Guard unit was shipped to Baghdad in time for the first wave of invasions in the most recent U.S. project against Iraq. As a member of the National Guard, he should have only been overseas for a couple of months. Instead, Crawford fought for over a year before being sent home. This book tells some of the things he experienced while stationed in Baghdad.

Crawford took his title from the fact that he never wants to tell another true story because th...more
Aaron
A heartbreakingly true account of a soldier's life in the current Iraq war. The author was a National Guardsman who expected to do the "two weeks a year" thing until he was called up to do security detail in Baghda; hence the "accidental soldier" of the title. The horrors he witnessed and the agony and fear he had to endure will be familiar to anyone who reads the paper, but his attention to detail and his pulse-pounding anecdotes bring his tale home. Ultimately, a damning anti-war tale without...more
Kathleen Hagen
The Last True Story I’ll Ever Tell: An Accidental Soldier’s Account of the War in Iraq, by John Crawford, Narrated by Patrick Lawlor, Produced by Tantor Media, Downloaded from audible.com.


John Crawford joined the Florida National Guard to pay for his college tuition; it had seemed a small sacrifice to give up one weekend a month and two weeks a year in exchange for a free education. But one semester short of graduating, and newly married, he was called to active duty, to serve in Kuwait, then on...more
Jay
If you ever for some reason stumble upon this review in the endless stream of comments to come. Thank you John Crawford for writing about your experience. I have friends that have served in the military and come back different (most of them not in a good way). I never pester them with questions about their experience because (as you put it well in your own words) I get the strong feeling that they are asked too often and telling true stories about horrible things that happened is not as fun as n...more
Deante Cartwright
The book tells of a young man who joined the armed forces to help pay for his college tuition. He was attending a university in Florida where he was from. John Crawford was one semester short of graduating, he had only two credits left to obtain and had just recently got married when he was called to active duty in Iraq. When he left for Iraq he was told he would only be in Iraq for a few months. In the beginning he looked at the situation as getting a free education and felt like it was crazy...more
Ensiform
A collection of possibly quasi-fictive vignettes and memories of the author’s tour patrolling the streets of Baghdad for over a year. He’s an extremely bitter man, and I was struck by how entitled and selfish he paints himself, how little empathy he shows. Even the subtitle, “an accidental soldier,” is misleading: he wasn’t drafted, he signed up for the National Guard. If he didn’t think that made him a soldier, he’s an idiot.

But throughout the book, his behavior and attitudes are shocking. He k...more
Tracey Cramer-Kelly
I know it’s a good book when I’m still thinking about it 10 days after I finished it. I was looking for brutal honesty and the raw emotional toll of war (not a factual history tome), and I got it in this book. Sometimes it was as much what WASN’T written as what was (the chapter near the end with the three young boys is a good example). That is a delicate balance for a writer and it was powerful. (Note: toning down the swear words and tightening up the sentence structure would have made it even...more
Spencer Hargadon
It is a well written series of stories and anecdotes of Crawford's time serving in the military. What really gets you about the book is his honest no bullshit assessment of the war, he isn't trying to demonize the military for ruining his life, or make him out to be a galavanting hero, he's just telling you stories, true stories, or if not true, at least ones that he believes. His stories aren't lost in military jargon, and are accessible whether this is your first military book or your 50th. Th...more
Jan
While I was reading the preface of this book, this was my exact thought: “Wow, this guy is pissed off. This is going to be good.”

I wasn’t wrong. This book is good. It is also gut-churning, heart-wrenching, and devastating. I was riveted. I could hardly put it down. Crawford was clearly very angry when he wrote it, and I don’t blame him. He joined the National Guard to earn money for college. He never expected to be sent to fight a war overseas (and in my opinion he never should have been; that’s...more
Andrew
A friend, Sean Coutain, gave me this book a couple years ago, and I didn't read it then because I was just back from Iraq and not interested. I finally picked it up last week and flew through it.

Crawford's experience was much different than mine. In part, because he was there at the start--it was the wild west and living conditions were at their most primitive. I had expected this book to be an indictment of the Iraq War, and maybe that's even what Crawford intended. Instead, however, I found i...more
Scott
The book's lack of a narrative arc is probably true to Crawford's experience in Iraq and perhaps to many other war narratives: it is a tale of survival and that is all. If the narrative were structured to create some bigger impression, to make a "point," or even demonstrate some deep understanding of the experiences there, then it wouldn't be "true." (In this sense, Crawford's book suggests the influence of Tim O'Brien's famous story "How to Tell a True War Story." The book title suggests this t...more
Brandon Tong
Book Review: The Last True Story I’ll Ever Tell: An Accidental Soldier’s Account of the War in Iraq by John Crawford
“Hey Crawford, you got a piece of brain on your foot”. Florida National Guardsmen, John Crawford, was two credits away from graduation FSU. He was newly married and on his honeymoon when he was called to the front lines of the invasion force of Iraq. In between his patrols, he started writing stories about what happened to him and his squad. These stories became The Last True Sto...more
Jennie
I have a bit of trouble with the title, because I don't really think there's anything "Accidental" about it. There is no draft, so Crawford knew what he was signing up for...or did he. Because the thing is, prior to 9/11, the military was seen differently, more of an easy way to pay for college, not something where you're almost certainly going to get sent to war. So on one hand, man up, you signed up for it. On the other hand, at the time he did sign up, things were different, so...there's a bi...more
Ricky Roach
The Last True Story I’ll Ever Tell is probably my favorite book of all time. The events the Crawford writes about are unlike anything I have ever heard. You can’t get this from watching the news or hearing it in the radio. I know that reading about what he went through is nothing like actually going through it but the book’s details were so real that I felt like I was actually there. From smell and color of a steam of Copenhagen to the hot and humid building that smelled like human feces, I felt...more
Michael
A grim, tersely-written series of vignettes from the author's time in a National Guard unit sent to Iraq. Crawford was a soldier prior to college and his tenure in the Guard but hadn't been in combat before, and even he is periodically numbed by the surroundings and overwhelmed by the heat, the endless boredom punctuated by horrific violence, and (infrequently) the drugs and alcohol that his unit can find. Not taken seriously by the regular Army, his "group of college students" gets passed aroun...more
Heidi
This is as clear a case as has ever been made of how the business of war creates sociopaths, and how those human beings cope with the continuous survival through a hellish situation. A person must either disconnect from other human beings (the enemy) so thoroughly until he is callous and jaded and take on a macabre sense of humor, or he must go crazy with grief. Then when he comes home he cannot relate normally to his friends, his spouse, his family, even the grocery store. He must live with the...more
Brian
A friend of mine, an Iraq-war vet, suggested I read this book. It's a powerful and traumatic experience he went through, and this book is an authentic portrayal of his time there, I was told. Powerful it is, from accounts of arriving in combat to find vietnam-era equipment, cold-war mentalities of commanders, and generally disheartening dangers presented by the local combatants.

It's a compelling and quick read, and it isn't all horror stories. Some parts are endearing, and some are quite sad, b...more
Connie
I recently ended my Active Duty military career and I was flooded with so many different thoughts about this book and the experiences of its author/soldier. The overwhelming thoughts were how proud I am to have been associated, in even the slightest ways, with the folks who get the job done, and the shame that some leadership lost sight of whole mission to focus on their own glory.
John Crawford's story caught my attention from the first paragraph of the Prelude and wouldn't let it go until I clo...more
Craig Toerpe
The title grabbed my attention right away. War seen through the eyes of a young man, who was almost ready to graduate, and who was also newly married. War does change people. The book is graphic, and at some points during the read, I wish his accounts were just made up...but they are not. When I finished the book, I wanted to shake his hand, personally say Thank You, and I'm Sorry. Thank You for your service and defending our country, and I'm Sorry for how the same country that you loved and def...more
Mike Gottert
Crawford was a member of the Florida National Guard and in The Last True Story I’ll Ever Tell he documents his time in Iraq. The thing that most stood out to me was how much this book sounded like the Vietnam memoirs I read years ago. If you changed Iraq to Vietnam, desert to jungle, and valium to marijuana, this would almost pass as a book about Vietnam. If I was a better writer I would probably write something about how this shows some grand meaning about the face of war, but I’m not, so I won...more
Visha Burkart
I could see where Crawford might have been in a writing class and someone said, "Hey, you're writing about your experiences as a soldier in war? Here, read this-" and hands him a copy of Tim O'Brian's The Things They Carried. While the title of Crawford's book and his final chapter are strongly reminiscent of O'Brian's essay "How to Tell a True War Story," it lacks the artistry, the finesse, the ironic tone of O'Brian's work. Crawford is, to put it bluntly (and in his own words): "pissed off."

"Y...more
Mike
I read somewhere, I can't remember where, that the current armed forces are the most literate soldiery in world history and the volume of war memoirs are proof of this.

I heard this author interviewed on NPR and he was very funny, which made me read the book.

The book, of course, wasn't always funny because it is about war after all. It is funny, sad, heartbreaking, and sometimes inspiring. There are a number of excellent war memoirs, so many you certainly can't read them all. Be sure to make tim...more
Dakota
War memoirs are often better when the writer is jaded and angry. This is a good example of such a memoir.

Crawford doesn't write a continuous story of his time in Iraq. Instead he includes several smaller stories of him doing various things. The majority of them are not about his combat experience, but what he did while at the base and his interactions with civilians.

I didn't mind that there was not a lot of combat stories, they tend to get repetitive when written, but everything he writes is rea...more
Christina
I'm extremely ambivalent about this book. It was very well-written and gritty, and I definitely got caught up in the stories. Very reminiscent of O'Brien's "The Things They Carried," but with the dark humor of Catch-22. I appreciated the raw honesty of the author. He did not gloss over the ugly parts of war or try to make out shameful behavior to be heroic, and that was refreshing.

That being said, I could never really like or empathize with him. He just didn't seem like a very good or likeable p...more
Kristi
I only got to page 50 before I gave up reading it. I hardly ever not finish a book I start, but I just could not keep reading. Someone compared it to O'Brien's "The Things They Carried" but I thought it was not anything like that book! This one was more factual and straightforward whereas O'Brien told his stories poetically, blending fiction with truth. It just wasn't the book for me. I could see it being a very powerful read for many people--just too much military in it for my taste.
Robin
More a collection of essays than a straight narrative -- each can stand alone as its own story and you can take your time with it. If you are listening, you may need to. The reader has an intense delivery that serves the writer's voice, but can become tiring over long stretches. If some of these accounts are difficult to read, they can be even harder to hear. This is not family material. But as an account of what daily life is like for our troops, this sounds like the truth.
Dan
Aug 12, 2007 Dan rated it 3 of 5 stars Recommends it for: Americans
Contrary to the title, which definitely implies that this book is nonfiction, this is a fiction book. At least, it is sold as fiction; and the author in the epilogue admits that it is fiction, although claiming it is inspired by actual events that happened to him. This was very problematic for this book. Instead of reading this and saying "Wow, this is what it is like for a soldier in Iraq." I kept wondering "What of this is real and what isn't?" Truth is the first casualty of war, and part of t...more
Ted Mallory
Holy crap! I don't know which is more amazing, what we put our young soldiers through in the name of oil, or what an outstanding job Crawford does of writing about it! He's a very gifted writer and I hope that he succeeds in turning it into a career. Even if he doesn't, this may end up being a quintessential book about the Iraq War. Give it a chance and it will break your heart, humble you, make you laugh, fascinate and trouble you all at the same time.
Serena
AMAZING! If anyone really wants to know and appreciate the American ground perspective of Iraq then I highly recommend this book. Warning: It is as raw, intense and honest as they come. Crawford also has a unique gift for putting his reader in his shoes without seeming contrived in the least. Any person responsible for any aspect of US foreign policy should be required to read this book, and quite frankly, any American voter.
Lori
4.5.

Great perspective on the war from a soldier's POV. I saw an interview w/the author on The Daily Show and immediately put this on my list. So far my hubby and I have read it, next up is oldest son. It sounds like everyday life for soldiers hasn't really changed that much since Vietnam in terms of the drugs, and the cruddy work, and oh, how I wish this one had a happy ending. Although he came home. That's happy.
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