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Painstakingly faithful to its title, Kenny Mayne's book is neither complete nor is it particularly accurate. Ostensibly an A-to-Z encyclopedia of a... read full description

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Nov 23, 2008
Gina rated it: 3 of 5 stars
I think Kenny Mayne is hilarious. There were points in this book where I laughed out loud, but he actually had some rather touching parts as well. Who knew Kenny Mayne could be sensitive?

If the reader doesn't enjoy sports and/or Kenny Mayne, I do not think he or she would understand or appreciate the book.
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Nov 08, 2010
Jeremy rated it: 3 of 5 stars
I love Kenny Mayne. That said, I only liked parts of his book. I know he's very tongue in cheek and self-deprecating, but the extent to which he lampooned himself was a little off-putting. I mean, how many times do I have to hear about how terrible you think your book is and how dumb you're pretending to be while you write it?

That said, I really did enjoy reading it but am glad that I picked it up at a remaindered bookseller at the outlet mall. The best parts were Kenny slipping into m More...
Dec 24, 2010
David rated it: 4 of 5 stars
This book was hilarious. Like the title suggests, this book is neither accurate nor complete. Most of the time Kenny Mayne tells stories from his childhood and recent past; yet, it is incredibly funny and I enjoyed reading it. His satirical view on most, if not all, of the sports he covers is genius. An easy read and if you are a sports fan it is definitely something fun to do over a break.
Feb 17, 2010
Mark rated it: 3 of 5 stars
I'm stuck over the President's Day weekend with completed novels, so I dug through my son's Christmas gifts and hit upon this on...I like Kenny Mayne on ESPN and the irreverence he often brings to his productions...this same irreverence comes through in this project...on a par with or maybe just a little below Dave Berry on many of the same subjects
Dec 17, 2009
Ben rated it: 2 of 5 stars
There are a couple of very good bits in the book, about the standard things that are good in sports books--remembering the games he played as a kid, fond memories of his father, his dealing with personal tragedy. However, there is quite a bit of filler that really is a waste, and while it's not hard to wade through, it is more work than it's worth.
Jul 28, 2011
Joey rated it: 3 of 5 stars
Everything I could have wanted out of a book written by Kenny Mayne. The interest in sports is there, for sure, but also his unique blend of humor and "Where did THAT come from?" story-telling makes it a very enjoyable read.
Mar 27, 2009
Jonathan rated it: 2 of 5 stars
Not the most well-written book I've ever read, but it made me laugh. Kenny did a reading at Amazon, so I had heard a few of the stories straight from the horse's mouth. Worth taking a day or two to read.
May 11, 2009
Nate rated it: 3 of 5 stars
You will like this book if you like Kenny Mayne and his type of humor. But even then it gets a little old after 30 or so pages. I enjoyed reading it in spurts.
Jan 21, 2009
Jonathan rated it: 4 of 5 stars
If you've watched ESPN at all during the past few years, you know this guy. Well, the book reads exactly like he presents himself on TV. Very much a stream-of-consciousness thing. And very funny.

I was going to give this book three stars, but the chapter entitled "Tackle Football: Randall Cunningham" was worth at least one star all by itself.
Jan 05, 2009
Steve rated it: 2 of 5 stars
If you like dry wit, Kenny Mayne is hysterical. However, his schtick gets old 50 pages into the book.
Nov 05, 2009
Judy rated it: 3 of 5 stars
Don't have to be a sports buff to enjoy this book-love his sense of humor.
Jan 19, 2011
Karajaye rated it: 3 of 5 stars
surprisingly lighthearted fun read from the Dollar Tree
Feb 24, 2011
joe rated it: 1 of 5 stars
this book sucked balls.
May 22, 2008
Kevin rated it: 5 of 5 stars
Kenny Mayne is one of the guys on SportsCenter. The really dry and funny one. Imagine Dennis Miller if he wasn't an ass. I also love the surreal kind of meandering of some of the chapters in this (chapters include snowball fighting, electric tackle football, jai alai, and something called Orienteering). This may not sound like everyone's cup of Gatorade but you might say it's like a sports book done up McSweeney's-style.
Jun 11, 2008
Brent rated it: 5 of 5 stars
This is one of the 5 people I'd have over for dream dinner! I met Kenny, too! We have a lot in common: We both order triple tall americanos, we both went to Wenatchee Valley College, we both broke legs in football games, we both like horse racing, and we both agree tackle football is the greatest sport in the world...
Sep 09, 2008
Myke rated it: 4 of 5 stars
4 stars because it is so funny, and 4 stars because he is actually a rather good story teller. I learned nothing about sports from the book outside of his point of view and his personal stories.
A quick read, and definately worth it for a laugh.
Jul 21, 2008
Hayden rated it: 5 of 5 stars
Funniest book EVER! Written in the exact same way Kenny does his sports stories, including wild tangents, mini-rants and absurdly random thoughts that have you wondering exactly what goes on in his head.
Jul 23, 2008
Robert rated it: 4 of 5 stars
Pretty funny book. I enjoyed the pictures in the book provided by his two kids (5 and 7-years old). If you enjoy his dry humor you will like the book.
Jun 30, 2008
Joel rated it: 5 of 5 stars
Currently reading this and i love it, Kenny Mayne had to deal with some great tragedies in his life, which i could relate with, well written
Jul 16, 2008
Backholm rated it: 3 of 5 stars
pretty funny stuff if you like people with a dry sense of humor.
Aug 06, 2008
Melodee rated it: 5 of 5 stars
This guy is a crack up. Pointless info, but he's funny
Jun 25, 2008
Becky rated it: 5 of 5 stars
One of the funniest books I've ever read!
Jan 02, 2012
Jeremy rated it: 5 of 5 stars
So far so good
Jan 30, 2012
Rob marked it as to-read
Jan 21, 2012
Roy rated it: 4 of 5 stars
Jan 19, 2012
Robert marked it as to-read
Jan 13, 2012
Ted rated it: 5 of 5 stars
Jan 11, 2012
Katie marked it as to-read
Jan 10, 2012
Patrick rated it: 4 of 5 stars
Jan 02, 2012
David rated it: 2 of 5 stars