First Grave on the Right (Charley Davidson #1)
Or a diagram of some kind.
A flow chart would have been nice.
Charley Davidson is a part-time private investigator and full-time grim reaper. Meaning, she sees dead people. Really. And it's her job to convince them to "go into the light." But when these very dead people have died under less than ideal circumstances...more
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You know that teen movie trope about a nerdy guy trying to be popular by joking around with the jocks? Only his jokes always sound rehearsed and fall f ...more
First Grave on the Right is a girls' night in watching your all time favourite romcom whilst eating ice cream. I ...more
I twisted around in my seat to face him. “My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then my left. “And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly.”
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several tim ...more
But beware...if you do not like snark, do not read this book. It is loaded with snark with more snark on top and even some snark sprinkles but any girl that names her boobs "Danger" and "Will Robinson" and her ovaries, "Beam me ...more
Why do I think that? Well at first I was thinking it would be okay if not one I really liked. It opened with an account of the protagonists dream where she was having intercourse with a "hot" shadowy figure. She made sure to tell us she'd had an orgasm.
I sighed and went on ...more
“Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that.
This is where I use this review to rant about Goodreads a bit. 3 stars is NOT A BAD RATING!! I enjoyed reading this so even if you mean well, please do not say sorry or better luck next time . Remember a 3 star rating according to Goodreads means I liked it . 4 stars is for REALLY liked and 5 is for LOVED.
Back to the real part of the review.
Charley Davidson can see dead people. Te ...more
First Grave on the Right is a concoction of everything. It turned the cliched story line of grim reapers into that of a novelty. Have you ever considered a grim reaper being a cocky girl with an attitude? I certainly didn't.
I found the story line to be fast – paced, filled with humor and mystery. I also found the mixture of characters a little confusing but I got used to it. Jones has created an incred ...more
We have Charley...
Charley is THE Grim Reaper...Not the guy with the black hood and scary face but the 27 year old brunette, full of attitude and snark. Can I just say that Charley went right up there with my favorite heroines? She isn't a badass like Kate Daniels or Elena Deveraux, in fact she mostly gets her ass kicked through the book but she is so full of sarcastic comments and hilarious innate dialogs tha ...more
1. It is near perfect.
2. It affects me on a deep, emotional level.
3. I’m biased towards the author and/or series and I’m not capable of remaining objective.
There are books that I have loved unconditionally and books that I have loathed to ever read again, but despite how my tastes may differ from those who share my love for books, I must insist that if you’re a fan of paranormal romance o ...more
Yes, this review is going to have a lot of BOLD lettering.
My mind is currently blown away and thus, unavailable.
To all future heroines,
The standards have been upped to overflowing capacity.
Kindly settle for lower positions.
I cannot stress enough how AWESOME this book is.
I'm simply reeling in feelings of literary bliss.
“I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity.”
"You're about as inconspicuous as a monster truck at an exotic car show."Wince. I don't mind bad analogies in lieu of clichés. At least she didn't say "a sheep among wolves." Jones owns her narrative; the formula doesn't own her. Put that on a plaque. But she really needs some restraint. Jokes continue as she's fleeing a murderer or dying from blood loss until you just ...more
This review discusses the audio book qualities, as well as the actual story.
First Grave on the Right is the first book in Darynda Jones’s Charley Davidson series, and the world Ms. Jones has created is intriguing, exciting, and unique. I thoroughly enjoyed Lorelei King’s narration and her ability to give such distinctive voices to the many characters. She brings them to life with humor, passion, and a deeply profound poignancy that completely took me by surprise.
On the Cover: Charley sees dea...more
"It's $12.69, peeps! I can't afford that!" some alternate universe version of myself would exclaim.
Out of sheer desperation for something to read, I finally buckled and bought it. You know what? I don't totally regret it.
Firstly, I have the most massive crush on Charley. She unequivocally made this novel. She has more personality than a Jung and Bri ...more
It had a little bit of everything that I love!
What I loved:
Charley: She was hilarious with the "attention span of a gnat"! She's an awesome heroine and reminded me a little of Stephanie Plum. She's kick-ass and hilarious.
Reyes: He was yummy, hot, and delicious. (See sexy man photos below Thanks, Cayce!!)
Swopes: If there was no Reyes I would take Swopes for myself!
The lawyers: Even though they kinda made me sad :(
The Sp ...more
-- I knew I'd love this because I had it recommended to me by no less than five of my reader friends. It's official: they know me well!!
-- Charley is freaking awesome! Despite the fact that she's the grim reaper...it doesn't get much more awesome than that...she's also such a fun person. Her battle with morningtime routine and the whole getting out of bed process was worth reading the whole book
-- Ummm...Reyes?!?! Yes, please! He's ...more
Quite honestly, I am still struggling to come to terms with the fact that I did not enjoy this book, or as much of t ...more
Ok, it must just be me. I can't get into this. It's not that it's bad writing. Occasionally, there's an awesome witty zinger, but everything in-between is Snoozeville for me.
Lots of people love this series. I just can't muster up anything for Charley and her investigative case or her seeing ghosts. Reyes seems intriguing, but he's still just a whisper in the plot at this point. Meh. :(
Pee. In. My. Pants. !!! Yes, I had to wear Depends while reading this! This was such a fun, fantastic novel. And, oh my god, Hilarious!!! Charley Davidson (that's right!) is a grim reaper, she sees and helps ghosts cross to the other side, but sometimes she helps solve their murders - which is why she is also a private investigator.
The hu ...more
RATING: 4 BadAss Reaper Hearts!! :D
"You don’t look like the grim reaper.”
“You’ve met him, have you?”
“Well, no not really,” he said.
“My robe’s at the cleaners.”
First Grave on the Right is the perfect unique blend of urban fantasy, paranormal, mystery, romance and humour. The positives don't just stop there though; Darynda Jones takes all the aforementioned elements and combines them with a solid story and a fabulous cast of well-developed characters – both main and secondary – to create a fa ...more
So far it goes like this:
Stuck in between:
*** second read - I love it more! 4 stars! ***
Song of choice: The Perfect Drug by Nine Inch Nails
Ohkay, now here’s a new one. This was supposed to be a challenge of some sort. Most of my Goodreads buds read this book and are torn between two sides. They either hate the living hell out of it, or love it with the power of ...more
However, I tried the audiobook recently and was floored by the way the narrator, Lorelei King was able to really bring the characters to life. She has that snark that I think is really important for Charley’s character and she does little girl’s voices SO WELL. I devoured ...more
“If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.”
I want to be Charley Davidson….I can’t say that I have ever read a book and was like omg I want to be that girl. I mean I love characters in other books don’t get me wrong but who really wants to be Katness, or Georgina Kincaid, okay okay I maybe want to be MacKayla Lane (cuz seriously Barons would be worth it) but I totally wanted to be C ...more
Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell then run. He totally hates that. – T-shirt.
Scrap everything you ever thought you knew about Grim Reapers. Charley Davidson is, in fact, the Grim Reaper, the only one on earth, and rather than being a dooming man in dark robes and a huge scythe, she’s actually a 27 year old brunette who would rather be doing anything else with her life. As a Private Investigator, an on-the-side helper at her Uncle Bob’s (or Ubie, as ...more
This book had me in stitches from Charley Davidson's witty one-liners to the humorous titles of each chapter. I found myself unable to tear my eyes away from my kindle and think I may have found my new addiction. I mean, how could you not like reading about a smart mouthed, kick-ass heroine who sees dead people and helps them cross over to the other side. Reaping never looked so good.
And who can also resist the smoulder ...more
What an amazing read. And to think I wasn't even aware this author existed... I already know Darynda Jones will give me a new favorite series to be completely obsessed about. I was so sure I had completely lost my interest in the Urban Fantasy genre, so I must thank this author for proving me wrong, for helping me remember why this it's one of the finest. I have been extremely curious about this series as I just couldn't find a good review about it and everybody ...more
I am very conflicted with this book. Because the last 100 pages kinda prevents you from doing anything but pick up the next one STAT... yet the rest felt like watching a Ghost Whisperer episode.
Or what I imagine an episode of that show would be like as I never watched it. Partly because I'm not a big fan of JLH's own Danger and Will Robinsons and, as I've recently discovered, anywhere else other than TV, procedurals are kind of a chore to dig into. Especially if the case isn't that en ...more
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