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Sex, Lies, and Vampires (Dark Ones #3)

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Are you responsible for lifting a centuries-old curse from the sexiest vampire you’ve ever seen?

Does a demon lord want to destroy you?

Have you somehow inadvertently bound several mummies to your soul?

Are you the last hope for a lost little boy?

If you’ve answered “yes” to any of the above . . . you’re in big trouble!

Those are a few of the problems facing Nell Harris, a real
ebook, 384 pages
Published June 8th 2010 by HarperCollins e-books (first published January 27th 2005)
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This was a fairly good read, though not quite as good as the previous book in the series, Sex and the Single Vampire . (This is the third book in the series and A Girl's Guide to Vampires the first.)

Thank Goddess we no longer see Joy and Roxy, main characters from the first book who reminded me of a couple of whiny teenagers, in this one. We do have Ally and Christian and a few other characters from the second book though and I was glad to see them return in this one.

In this installment, Nell H
Teresa Kleeman
Class Desc: Are you responsible for lifting a centuries-old curse from the sexiest vampire you've ever seen? Does a demon lord want to destroy you? Have you somehow inadvertently bound several mummies to your soul? If you answered yes.... well, you're in big trouble. Let this book show you the power of love can salvage even the worst of situations.... not to mention the most tormented of men.

This book is about Nell Harris, she's a charmer who is hired by a Moravian woman to find her nephew and b
I am definitely starting to enjoy these books more as the series progresses. For one thing, the two idiots from the first book weren't in this one at all. That helps a lot. Christian and Allie are back, and I thought it was a really interesting twist to see them as the "enemies" for a good portion of the book. I'm a bit confused on Sebastian, though. After Christian's book, I had the impression he was a good guy. I hope he gets better in the next ones. Adrian and Nell are a fun combo. I like tha ...more
This book came right on time for me. It was a sip of water in the “good book” drought that I’ve been experiencing. Thus far, this book has been the most interesting of the Dark One series. I liked both main characters, the male and female. I’m uncertain of the reasons why MacAlister insists on making her main female characters quasi-cripples, but this one was more appealing than Allie from the last book (Sex and the Single Vampire). Reading about someone repulsing others and hobbling around does ...more
Allein der Titel hat mich schon zum Schmunzel gebracht und da ich bereits Werke der Autorin und auch andere aus dem Bereich von anderen Autoren oder Autorinnen kenne ( .. und auch den einen mehr, den anderen weniger liebe), ist dieses Buch wie von selbst in mein Regal gesprungen.

Nell wird von einer für sie unbekannten Frau nach Prag eingeladen, um eine urlate Ritterrüstung zu begutachten. Für Nell kommt das gerade recht, zumindest solange, bis sie wirklich in Prag landet. In der Wohnung ihrer Au
It's an enjoyable read. You know what you're going to get with Katie MacAlister and it doesn't disappoint if that's what you are looking for.

One thing I will say is that if you do read a lot of these books in one go the heroines kind of blur around the edges and you forget who is who. But as an easy and quick read they are great pick me up pieces of fluff and no worse for that.

Hilarious! I was sorry that it ended, the characters are great and Nell is very funny. I hope she pops up in other stories.
From the back cover:

Instructors: Nell Harris, Charmer
Adrian Tomas, Dark One

Class Desc.: Are you responsible for lifting a centuries-old curse from the sexiest vampire you’ve ever seen? Does a demon lord want to destroy you? Have you somehow inadvertently bound several mummies to your soul? If you answered yes… well, you’re in big trouble. Let us show you how the power of love can salvage even the worst of situations… not to mention the most tormented of men.

Duration: A lifetime

My Thoughts:

Tofu Fairy
I can't decide if I like this series or it makes me nuts and I just keep reading it because it is about vampires and sex. The silliness of this one really got to me. I found myself huffing and putting the book down, rolling my eyes, and just generally being irritated with the stupid conversations and silly reactions of the female lead. The story was good, the sex scenes were good, the other characters were good, and I enjoyed, as usual, the further information on characters from the previous boo ...more
I'm in a Starbucks leaching free wifi in a foreign country on my holiday and this book has driven me to a point where I'm going on to goodreads to review it.

Having just read the last three books in the past few days, I believe that my judgement was highly impaired in the past to believe that the books in this series that I've read, namely Even Vampires Get the Blues and In the Company of Vampires were in any way okay. The first book was atrocious and I didn't want to review it cause I didn't wa
Erster Satz: "Kobolde?"

Ich bin wirklich unglaublich erleichtert. Nach Blind Date mit einem Vampir hatte ich so meine Bedenken die Reihe betreffend, denn wirklich viel von Vampiren bekam man da nämlich leider nicht zu Gesicht. Der zweite Band allerdings erfüllt endlich meine Erwartungen an eine gute Vampirreihe. Schon der erste Satz sagt sehr viel über den Inhalt des Buches aus.

Nell wird frontal mit der Welt der Vampire konfrontiert und obwohl sie selbst in diese Welt gehört, schließlich ist sie
Book 3 of the Dark One series. Once again Katie MacAlister had me laughing out loud every chapter of this book. This one is about Adrian, known as The Betrayer/servant of a Demon Lord and Nell, a retired charmer.
If you're following the series there is not much to explain since the main story is about the whole tormented soulless male need to find his Beloved to save his soul. Only this time Adrian, The Betrayer really has no soul since he's been bound to a Demon and instead of looking for his B
Khalia Hades
SEX, LIES, AND VAMPIRES by Katie MacAlister spins a wonderful story involving her Dark Ones. Melissande hires Nell to actually try and find her nephew, and wow! What a story! Adrian is a true misunderstood hero, and I'm so glad Nell was able to see his inner strength and goodness.

As a heroine, I found Nell very refreshing and interesting. I didn't find her humor very funny, (it kind of missed its mark with me) but I did find it funny that she would be just making lazy loops and swirls that would
Sarah Marie
This isn't really a proper book reiview, as I never finished the book. I got to about half way, and something else came along to read that was better, so I switched to that instead.
Sex, Lies and Vampires was nowhere near as good as the second book in the series, and to be honest I was getting bored of the tone of the books. Sure the writer was trying to be funny, trying to show how ridiculus and crazy the whole supernatural world was, but because the books never took themselves seriously, I nev
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Jenny Delandro
Nell is a 'Charmer'
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She has never had training but in her travels she does acquire a Charm Spell Book which helps her save the day

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Nell is just a reincarnation of Allie from the previous book. She has a simialr handicap but mummies to replace the ghosts.

There are a few genuinely funny moments; Adrian defending his grim reputation and getting shot down, the mummies, Damien. Often though it tries too hard, I found the 'Oh look at the cute American' theme highly irratating.
For a supposed professor of medieval history, Nell shows no signs of being capable of even basic intellect, she's all mouth off and talk her way into troub
When Nell is hired to translate the writing on an antique breastplate she has no idea what she is getting herself into. It isn't her skills at translation that Melissande is interested in - her assistance is needed to help locate Melissande's nephew and rescue him from a demon lord and a Dark One known as The Betrayer.

Although Nell is reluctant to take on the task she is unable to leave the boy to his fate. As she begins her investigation she discovers that all is not as it would seem. Her init
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Definite 4.5 stars :)

If you like mysterious vampires known as the Dark Ones, sassy heroines, castles filled with treasure unlike any you can ever imagine, mummies, imps ,humour, immortals and magic, then SEX, LIES, AND VAMPIRES is definitely the book for you.

I was hooked from the first page...imps! It was intriguing to say the least, so I sat down to read it.

Nell Harris is the type of woman who delights in the old-namely, in ancient artefacts. A junior professor of medieval history in Seattle,
Don't get me wrong, I loved this book, but it's a trashy little novel, I wanted to nominate it for worst sex scene and worst opening line (even if the opening line is actually a excerpt from the middle of the book). The actual opening scene is quite funny, because being the 3rd book in the series I was actually expecting the imp to appear (as it did).

This is on more book in the Dark One series, it has more action, more danger and a bit less romance.
This narrator (Nell) is more like Allie than Jo
Erst einmal möchte ich erwähnen, dass ich es etwas verwirrend finde, dass dies eigentlich der 3. Teil der Reihe ist, er in Deutschland aber als der zweite Teil verkauft wird. Leider fiel mir das erst beim Lesen auf.

Die Story war interessant, wenn auch nichts besonderes in dem Genre. Ich bin ja grundsätzlich kein Vampirfan, aber für Katie MacAlisters Schreibstil und Humor vergesse ich das gern mal. Davon bin ich nämlich ein echter Fan. An ihre Drachen-Reihe kommen ihre Vampir Bücher al
Jennifer Wardrip
If you like mysterious vampires known as the Dark Ones, castles filled with treasure unlike any you can ever imagine, a heroine more content to translate obscure languages than work charms, and a supporting cast of imps, betrayers, and immortals, then SEX, LIES, AND VAMPIRES is definitely the book for you.

Nell Harris is the type of woman who delights in the old-namely, in ancient artifacts. A junior professor of medieval history in Seattle, she's been lured to the Czech Republic by Melissande B
Michelle (meshe)
synopsis: As far as she can tell, Nell Harris is either going insane or she is in love. Nell thought she had been summoned to Prague to work on an inscription in a rare fourteenth-century breastplate. Instead, she is immersed in the world of the Moravian Dark Ones (think vampires) when she is swept up in the search for a boy held captive by the demon lord Asmodeus. Although Nell would like nothing better than to use her powers as a "Charmer" to help find the missing boy, the last time she dabble ...more
This is my favorite Dark One book of the series. I actually read it before when I was only 13 years old and i still remembered it until today.

Nell has a troublesome past which she tries her best not to remember no matter the damage it had on her appearance and the fear that was hidden inside her. Little did she know she would be sucked into a battle, where she would be forced to use her forgotten Charmer abilities.

Adrian spent his whole life with a target over his head being known as the Betr
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Dorothea Müller
Die Dozentin Nell wird nach Prag eingeladen um eine Ritterrüstung zu begutachten. Doch nichts ist wie es scheint und gleich darauf liegt sie in den Armen einen unfassbar attraktiven Vampir...
Dieses Band mag ich besonders weil er nur so voller trockenem Humor ist und das Nell immer wieder sarkastisch werden kann. Oder ironisch denkt oder sagt, so was liebe ich. Aber auch die Spannung kommt nicht zu kurz. Obwohl es nicht das beste Band der Reihe ist.
My ratings system is as follows. One star is GOOD. The book is entertaining, easy to read and you don't want to stop reading because something about the book is compelling you not to. Two stars is GREAT! This time the story is not only entertaining, but highly creative, unique, easy to read and hard to put down. Three stars is EXCELLENT. Here the book has all aspects of one and two stars, but now the book is thought and emotionally provoking. Four is AWESOME. This is the read that is not only cr ...more
Lori Whitwam
Katie MacAlister tells a great story. Snappy dialog full of quips and fun characters compliment an interesting plot and well-paced flow.

Nell, a history professor, arrives in Europe, supposedly to research an antique breastplate, but soon finds herself agreeing to help a vampire locate and rescue her nephew, who has been abducted by a demon. Add to the fact that one of the vampire's brothers is The Betrayer, bound to a demon and forced to do ghastly things in his name, and that Adrian (the Betray
Again, I like it more than the previous ones. This hero (Adrian) was much more brooding and tortured. :) God traded to the Demon Lord Azmodeus by his dad at age two and since then has been hated and feared by his own kind and (even/especially) by his own family. Had a kid with a woman who wasn't his Beloved and the kid is a brat. Will there ever be a cool stepchild? =/ Probably not.
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“You think I'm deranged! How refreshing. Everyone here takes me so seriously, it's a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient.” 74 likes
“I should warn you, I’m an expert on vampires. I’ve seen every episode made of Buffy, Angel, and Forever Knight, so don’t think a little fang-flashing is going to scare me.” – Nell to Adrian

Oh, my God! You bit me on the leg! You drank my blood! I am not an appetizer!” You are much more then an appetizer. You are a twelve-course banquet. – Nell & Adrian

I slid my tongue around the glossy enamel of his teeth, pausing to stroke down the length of an elongated canine tooth.
Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth? – Nell”
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