God, No!: Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales

God, No!: Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales

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Not only can the man rant, he can write.From the larger, louder half of the world-famous magic duo Penn & Teller comes a scathingly funny reinterpretation of The Ten Commandments. They are The Penn Commandments, and they reveal one outrageous and opinionated atheist's experience in the world. In this rollicking yet honest account of a godless existence, Penn takes read...more
Hardcover, 231 pages
Published August 16th 2011 by Simon & Schuster
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Ricardo Lane
I wasn't expecting the pure reason of Richard Dawkins or the elegant, staggeringly beautiful prose of Christopher Hitchens when I picked up this book. That was kind of the initial attraction, actually. I was hoping for a discussion of atheism and religion that was a bit more earthy and geared toward the layman than either of those two gentlemen are known for, and Penn Jillette seemed to fit the bill. God, No! is not an imposing book as it comes in a a modest 230 pages, so I figured it for some f...more
Brian Sammons
I found this book very funny, but Penn somewhat full of s***. He starts it off trying to soft sell atheism, saying that it’s ok, don’t be afraid, if you have any doubt about the existence of god at all then you’re an atheist and that’s ok. And it is ok. But towards the end of the book he falls back on speaking in absolutes, as the vast majority of atheists I know always do. They KNOW for sure that there is no god. Anyone who believes otherwise, or has that doubt that Penn was so slavishly appeal...more
Wagszilla

"God, No!" really isn't as much a book about atheism or religion as it is a compilation of short stories from Penn Jillette's life.

The stories range in tone and content but they are always engaging and never uninteresting. I mean, what else would you expect from a magician who worked the Vegas strip? The two standout stories was the profoundly moving story about his parents' deaths and contrarily, the hilarious and insightful tale about sharing cheeseburgers with a Hasidic Jew.

While Penn's per...more
Tom
There were a few parts of this book I really enjoyed, but there was a lot more of the book that I didn't like. I'm certainly not a big fan of Penn's crude sense of humor. There were parts of this book that had nothing to do with where the book was going, but he included them because they were funny, or just extremely vulgar. Meh. Just not my cup of tea.
Elizabeth (Soluna)
I enjoy the premise of this book. I think it could have been an important work to show theists that religion is not the be-all and end-all of morality. One could make Jillette's Ten Suggestions into a moral code (or write your own) and live a happy, generous, good life. However, Jillette's incessant verbal diarrhea almost ruined the book, and certainly destroyed any possibility that I would suggest it to any theists. I think the premises would make a great book club discussion, particularly in m...more
Regina
I laughed so hard my sides hurt, but I still think Penn Jillette is a pig. I agree with a lot, and disagree with less, but he is still a pig. This was one of the most offensive and obscene books I have ever read. My sides still hurt.
Lauri
I enjoyed this book. Penn is as straight-forward and no-nonsense about his beliefs as anyone I've ever heard speak. Parts of the book make you think about religion and spirituality in a way that religion rarely makes you think.
One of my problems with the book is the vulgarity. Okay, I get that a lot of funny, interesting things have happened to Penn (sometimes it seems like he tells too many stories of his escapades to prove something, but whatever) and I laughed through most of them. I'm no pr...more
Sarah
God, No is a short little book of anecdotes, stories and opinions by Penn Jillette. I'm not sure exactly what the point of the book was, or if it was even supposed to have one, but that doesn't really matter. It was fast and fun to read.

A significant portion of the stories were about atheism, or faith, or skepticism, but not all of the stories were along those lines. Some were touching memoirs, some were just silly stories. Almost every story was entertaining though. There were a few things in t...more
Andrew
Expected to like this book. Didn't.
Wanted to recommend this book. Can't.

This book was a really big disappointment to me because fresh from watching Penn Jillette on "Celebrity Apprentice" I had quite a favorable impression of him and was really excited to read his book. I expected irreverence, biting wit, unapologetic posturing, sure, but not this! That's not to say that there's not some interesting viewpoints and some funny moments in this book, but they are so mired in extreme (I mean extreme)...more
James
As funny as this Penn & Teller fan expected, and more thoughtful. Penn Jillette certainly doesn't take himself seriously, and he has no problem with telling embarrassing (and hilarious) stories on himself; sometimes it's touching, too, as when he talks about his family.

I only have one real beef with this book, and that's the author's riff on agnosticism. He sees it as pusillanimous, and says that if a person is unwilling to form a judgment on the existence or non-existence of a God without t...more
Eva
Great, assuming Penn is your type. Some quotes:

Reading the Bible is the fast track to atheism.

When someone says that Jesus loves them, it’s always so sad and desperate. If your Christ lives outside of time, then the time he takes to love you means nothing, and anyway, why did he make your football team lose?

Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.”

There is no god, and that’s the simple truth. If every trace of any single religion were wiped out and nothing were passed on, i...more
Tina
HONEST!!

If I had to use only one word to sum up this book I would say, honest. My husband read it first and was surprised that this 6'7' almost 300 pound, abrasive, blunt, self-proclaimed asshole could get him choke up over his stories about his parents, sister and others who have come into his life.

For me the first moment this book brought me close to tears was the Orthodox Jew who spoke with Penn after a Penn & Teller show. I won't ruin the book for any who haven't read it yet, because it...more
Timothy
This book was amazing. The stories, were all great stories that were worth telling and hearing about. The book was consistently hilarious.
I didn't have to agree with all of the ideas and thoughts in this book to come out with a lot of my ideas and thoughts challenged giving me the chance to look at a lot of my idea and re-evaluate a lot of things. Penn does a good job justifying his positions and views on various comments which allows a good long think about reasons to agree or disagree with eac...more
Desiree
Okay - first of all, this book had me in stitches.

Second of all, it's offensive - really offensive; both to the religious and the non-religious, to a certain extent. I think it takes a certain type of person to truly like this style of writing - someone that's willing to sift through the bullshit and take away the "food for thought" pearls within.

There are some, promise. There is much truth to be had here, but you've got to get past the blunt, satirical, over-the-top forest to get to the trees...more
Aidan Fortner
If you like Penn Jillette, you'll probably enjoy this book. If you dislike Penn Jillette, then this book is not going to do anything to endear you to him. He's a self-admitted asshole who is vulgar with gleeful, often very creative, abandon.

I dig Penn a great deal, even though he doesn't strike me as someone I'd enjoy spending any alone time with. But I find his opinions and intellect challenging, and I enjoy it when he says something I disagree with because the way he presents his viewpoints u...more
Theresa
I don't think of myself as that defensive of a Christian. If anything, I identify more as a Catholic than as a Christian, and I'm more likely to defend that than Christianity or a general belief in God. But reading this book makes me defensive, and it's a weird feeling. So- things that crab me out so far, and I'm only on Chapter 2-
1) Almost every smart person he mentions or looks up to is a man. The only woman was/happened to be married to a man he mentioned.
2) His premise that atheists are hu...more
Simone
I feel like I should give this review three stars because it was an entertaining book, but it did little to talk about atheism. Each section starts out with one of the Ten Commandments and then an atheists version of it, followed by some anecdotes. I kept expecting the anecdotes to reflect the commandment but they rarely did. They did sometimes though, which is what made it seem like more of a mess.

The subtitle is "Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales". The signs you migh...more
Glenn Capuano
Jun 22, 2012 Glenn Capuano rated it 2 of 5 stars Recommends it for: Diehard fans of Penn Jillette and his worldview only.
Hmm...I was expecting a rant from Penn Jillette, and that's certainly what this is. What I wasn't expecting was so much "other stuff" hanging on. There's a bit about atheism and libertarianism, and I was aware of his extreme libertarian views already, I even share some of them. I wasn't prepared for the endless anecdotes about his life on the road, his incessant boasting in pornographic detail about his sexual exploits, and the over the top "America is the greatest country in the world" attitude...more
Brian
Let me start by saying I was a more of a fan then hater before the book, now I'm about even. Did you know Penn is friends with Joe Rogan? You'd think this book would be about atheism and penn's thought on it along with some stories from penn. I hope you realize that Penn and Howard Stern have a good background together, they have sleepovers! It's mostly outlandish and questionable stories about his sexual life that you have to challenge (he makes himself seem like an '80 tommy lee), his non-stop...more
Ray Campbell
Apparently Penn Jillette is an atheist and has read Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris and others. His feeling is that religious faith is evil and that we should celebrate life and love each other. The rest of the book is funny stories from the life and career of this wonderfully funny magician and entertainer. This is a comic ranting about the world and reflecting on everything from the virtues of getting his weeny stuck in a blow dryer to sex while scuba-diving. Pen Jillette is funny and clearly very...more
Linda Lombardi
I didn't mean to read this book. Technology forced me to.

I sat down to read something on my Kindle and the battery was dead. I finished all the magazines in the house, I looked sadly at my pile of unfinished books and remembered there were reasons I had stopped reading all of them. So the only thing left was my husband's Kindle and trust me that this was the only marginally reasonable choice.

I wasn't sure that spending several hours inside the head of Penn Jillette would be a wise idea. But he's...more
Z.
Penn Jillette represents the best and worst of the contemporary atheist/skeptic community. At his highest points he is engaging, realistic, hilariously straightforward and earnest. At his lowest he's simply self-indulgent for its own sake. But at both the extremes and all points in-between he is an utter asshole and a brilliant showman unafraid to cop to either.

God, No! is less a book about atheism than a book about atheists. Or more specifically atheist. One: Penn himself. There are some stori...more
Noel Rooks
Penn is as "bugnutty" - his word - as they come. Also offensive, inappropriate and out and out hilarious. He's an atheist, and makes no bones of it. He's also a libertarian's libertarian and makes no apologies. This is not your book if you're easily offended on religion, sex, politics, personal liberties, Santa or frozen yogurt. There are no sacred cows in his world. He makes many valid points, and iswilling to acknowledge we all know next to nothing. He's just seemingly more open to that fact,...more
Ben
My interest in reading this book stems from the epic 2006 South Park episodes "Go God Go" and "Go God Go XII" which was Parker and Stone's rebuttal to Richard Dawkins, and to a lesser extent Sam Harris. In the commentary, as they were trashing Dawkins and Harris, they mentioned how they would rather read Penn discuss atheism instead. So I was willing to give this a try, though I would have been better off avoiding this book altogether.

Oddly enough, there is some faint structure surrounding Penn'...more
Jorge
God, No! By Penn Jillette

"God, No!" is the irreverent, unfiltered reinterpretation of the Ten Commandments. The "Penn" Commandments takes you through Penn's personal life's experiences through the eyes of an atheist. This 256 page-book is composed of an introduction, the Ten Commandments and an afterword.

Positives:
1. Be ready to be entertained. Penn's irreverent unfiltered humor is exposed for all to see.
2. Well written, fascinating and even uncomfortable to read at times, but Penn is never...more
Vanessa Fox
This really isn't a book about atheism. Which is fine, but it's really more of a memoir and I sort of came away not liking him very much, while at the same time appreciating his occasional frailty.

I found it interesting that he gave no empirical reasons for atheism (other than the standard he can't see God with his own eyes) yet was SO ADAMANTLY AND FORECEFULLY for it, while at the same time commenting often that the louder he protests something, the more he's hoping for someone to prove him wro...more
Tim Niland
The tall half of the famous magical duo Penn and Teller wrote this book ostensibly to talk about his atheist views on religion and libertarian views on politics. But it is far from a screed against religion and government as Jillette adds raunchy (and some downright filthy) anecdotes from his life and show business career to lighten what could become an overly serious topic. He is an engeging storyteller and no matter how vulgar he gets, the stories remain laugh-out-loud funny. So he basically i...more
Mickey (I'm A Book Shark)
Aug 31, 2011 Mickey (I'm A Book Shark) rated it 4 of 5 stars Recommends it for: Atheists, religious people, everyone!
Shelves: 2011, audio
Listening to this one is easy because it's read by the author. You can see what he's trying to say and understand it better since it's in his voice. And that is super important when you're reading a novel about such a touchy subject: religion, or lack thereof.

Listening to this one is also highly NOT recommended if you're easily offended by any of the following: sex, swear words, objection to religion, being naked, sex, porn stars, strippers, Ron Jeremy, sex, Howard Stern, homosexuals, genitals,...more
Daniel
Disclaimer: Penn Jillette has been a hero of mine for years. He's an atheist libertarian peace-loving hippy who is a boisterous, obnoxious asshole and isn't afraid to tell you when he thinks you're wrong, no matter what it's about. At the same time, he's so profoundly optimistic it borders on naivete. Even with his strong convictions being the minority, he remains a strangely optimistic and humble person about them, in a frequently self-depreciating way. He's quick to acknowledge when he's wrong...more
Kathleen
OK, I should have read the other reviews before reading this. My knowledge of Penn Jillette was also, apparently, a bit dated, as I recalled the early days of safe-for-TV Penn & Teller, not the buddy-buddy-with-Howard-Stern Penn Jillette. I also knew about his libertarian leanings, so I thought I might enjoy this.

This is definitely more Howard Stern-ish and not really a lot about atheism. I frankly expected something more thoughtful when he did talk about the subject. What it is is a lot of...more
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Penn Fraser Jillette is an American comedian, illusionist, juggler and writer known for his work with fellow illusionist Teller in the team Penn & Teller.
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