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Love Bites: 101 Tips For Dating Guys With Fangs

3.44  ·  Rating Details ·  32 Ratings  ·  6 Reviews
Australian girls obsessed with vampires will love this wickedly funny guide to dating guys with fangs, written by comedian and TV personality Claire Hooper. It's the perfect follow-on read for fans of 'Nightlight'. We know that vampires exist, and that we really, really want one. So how can you score your own gorgeous immortal? And how do you keep a relationship alive when ...more
Paperback, 1st, 190 pages
Published June 2010 by HarperCollins
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Belinda. Hamilton
Jul 24, 2010 Belinda. Hamilton rated it really liked it
Shelves: humor, aussies
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Musing Bookworm
Jan 17, 2014 Musing Bookworm rated it liked it
Recommends it for: People who do not take their vampires to seriously
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So, we all KNOW that vampires exist. They are ridiculously gorgeous (Erik Northman, Angel, and Lestat de Lioncourt to name a few). They have incredible skills of immense speed, super strength, mind control and they can READ YOUR THOUGHTS. Add to that some alluring eyes and old school manners and you have some serious hotness.

They live for centuries, millennia, so they must be more mature and interesting then the local boys, right? Buffy and
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Libi
Jan 23, 2013 Libi rated it really liked it
The first thing you need to know is that this book is completely tongue in cheek.

It is not a romance novel in any way shape or form. What it is, is a list of 101 tips for dating a vampire with a brief explanation to the tip. Each chapter is a few paragraphs, and really very funny and quite sarcastic at times.

Need some examples? (view spoiler)
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Daria
Jan 14, 2011 Daria rated it really liked it
A cash-in on the 'vampire romance' fad? Maybe. But then, when better to parody something? A dead funny (sorry!) read, asking questions the likes of Twilight never get into. I'd say that if you take vampires too seriously, then this is the book for you...but then, that probably means you wouldn't like it.
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