Plain Jane: Brunettes Beware

Plain Jane: Brunettes Beware

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A city paralyzed by a serial killer stalking the night, taking a most gruesome trophy. The only standing in the murderer's way is an FBI profiler...recently released from a mental institution.
Paperback, 330 pages
Published June 1st 2010 by Createspace
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L.M. Stull
Jul 11, 2011 L.M. Stull rated it 5 of 5 stars Recommends it for: EVERYONE, James Patterson, look out!
I only just received this in the mail yesterday. Before picking up the next book in my huge to-read pile, I gently pulled open the cover and treated myself to the first few pages. It was my intention to only get a flavor of what the story would be like . . . that was an hour ago . . . I'm still reading it. Every page leaves me wanting more, so I turn and keep reading.

One of the most brilliant reads I've had the pleasure of enjoying as of late . . . bravo!

ABSOLUTELY A MUST READ FOR EVERYONE...SER...more
I, Curmudgeon
Lets skip to the end..."Holy freakin ape-shit Batman, I can't believe ...(Shudder)"

Now I know why I lock my doors at night. If you wake up and someone's in your room, it's only 50/50 it's a good guy. This was a good, fun read. I stayed on the edge of my seat and glancing over my shoulder...and I'm not even a Brunette or a Girl!

This is a really good suspence thriller with more twists and turns than a king snake attacking a garden hose. Both of the main characters started off in the dog house wi...more
Kathleen Valentine
I'm not going to rate this because I gave up three chapters into it so it isn't fair to rate it. The author has an extremely annoying (to me) habit of referring to characters in a very odd mixture of references. In the opening chapter she alternated talking about "Joanne" and "the brunette" - it took me to the end of the chapter to figure out they were the same person! In the second chapter she continued this by call a cop alternately by his first name and his last name. In the third chapter she...more
Tammy ~NovelOpinion
Detective Nicole Usher is desperate. A serial killer is stalking women and has killed over a dozen. These women are special to the killer but Nicole and the rest of her department cannot determine why and have no way of stopping the killings. The killer likes brunettes. Plain, shy and unassuming brunettes are stalked then mutilated for a trophy the killer covets.
No one can know the mind of a killer, unless you are a genius profiler with a talent for doing just that.
Nicole knows that Kent Harbin...more
Nancy Black
Non stop action and a huge unforgettable novel. I received the ebook free to review,from Smashwords, and although it has taken me a long time to finish it, It is a huge winner.

The characters pull at your emotions and a few offend your sense of fair play. Nicole Usher is a detective working a serial killer case. Her partner Reuben is a total jerk in my book. Nicole's old partner/lover is the famous Kent Harbinger of profiling fame. Able to solve cases almost instantly.

Kent was following a victim...more
Jackie Chanel
This book totally freaked me out - in a good way- and made me happy that I'm not a brunette. I don't own a Kindle (yet) but I do have the Kindle app on my Blackberry. I hate reading on it because the screen is too small for my liking but I read this book, from start to finish. I couldn't put it down.

The plot was definitely intriguing. I loved the relationship between Kent and Nicole. The fact that the profiler is definitely a little psycho himself was a great addition to the book. Many books ab...more
aobibliophile™
Profiling requires belief. Believe in the profile. Believe in yourself. - Mandy Patinkin as Jason Gideon (Criminal Minds, CBS)


the Plain Jane serial killer is on the loose and leaves a trail of vicitms - all brunettes. Detectives Nicole Usher and her partner Ruben Torres are assigned to the case. the Police Department also enlists the help of FBI profiler Kent Harbinger to catch the elusive murderer before the killings continue to escalate.
criminal profiling is one subject matter that piqued my i...more
Glenn Skinner
Plain Jane is a roller coaster ride full of twists and turns that keep you second guessing everything you’ll read and perceive. The story revolves around Kent Harbinger a brilliant FBI profiler who for lack of a better description, teetered the fine line between genius and insanity a little too long, falling long ago onto what side of it, even he doesn’t know. With the help of Detective Nicole Usher and hindrance of her partner Ruben Torres. You are taken into the mind and world of a serial kill...more
Mrneil98
If you love serial killers with a unique obsession, FBI investigators that flirt with madness and complex romantic relationships then Plain Jane is the book for you. Throw in more twists and turns and surprises and you have an intriguing debut by a promising new thriller writer.

The story centers on Detective Nicole Usher, ex-beau partner Ruben Torres and another ex-beau Kent Harbinger, an expert at profiling, tracking and capturing serial killers. Kent's actions often cross the line but his resu...more
Michael Webb
My pal Cristyn West (otherwise known as @craftycmc on the Twitter) asked me if I would review her novel "Plain Jane", a thriller which she accurately calls a James Patterson-ish police procedural. I don't typically read a lot of those sort of books-they are fine, but they have a sameness to them that tends to have them lose their flavor, in my mind. Plus my bedside table has a stack of library books on it, so even though Cristyn gave me the link, I warned her it might take a while for me to get...more
Kara Haas

I must admit, I was warned by other readers that once I started page one, I would not be able to put the book down. This was true. I found myself strategically moving throughout the day, landing in a corner of the room so that I had eyes on all spaces surrounding me.


This book is a perfect mix of suspense, romance and phenomenally developed characters. Just when you think that the book is over, you will find yet another well crafted twist.


For those of you that pride yourself on solving the cri

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Bob Moats
I've revised this a bit, I shouldn't write things on a bad day.

I've read most of the Alex Cross novels by James Patterson to be grossed out by graphic descriptions of cutting up bodies by psychopaths, so it should have been no problem getting through Plain Jane by Cristyn West. I was still queasy after finishing this book.

Early on it is revealed that a serial killer called Plain Jane has stolen a woman's uterus, actually lots of women, and it is up to another psychopath in the form of an FBI pr...more
Ben Hopkin
This one had me flipping pages until 2 in the morning. I knew when I saw the quote from James Rollins (one of my favorites) that I would get at least my money's worth out of the book, but I had NO idea what laid in store for me.

I pride myself on being able to figure out books with a twist. I could tell from the beginning that this novel had one. The killer is shrouded in mystery. Aha! A challenge.

Two things happened as I read. First, I was so engaged I forgot to try to figure out who did it. Sec...more
Jessica Subject
I was asked by Cristyn West to review her book and I’m awfully glad she did. I loved Plain Jane!

In this police procedural, Detectives Nicole Usher and Ruben Torres must work with FBI profiler Kent Harbinger, recently released from a mental institution, to catch a serial killer targeting brunettes and claiming a gruesome trophy . Usher and Harbinger have a past together which interferes in their working relationship as well as the stalled relationship between partners Usher and Torres.

Plain Jane...more
Irene Ziegler
This is a tight, sexy crime drama with grit and guts. Meant to be devoured rather than savored, we follow profiler Kent Harbinger through urban landscapes as he stalks potential victims of a particularly unsavory serial killer. Harbinger is a treat: antisocial, belligerent, beguiling and unlawful, he is an irresistible bad boy hero. Lots of romantic tension here, too, as his ex-partner, Nicole the cop, tries desperately to tamp down her attraction in order to apprehend the Plain Jane killer.

I sa...more
Indie Books
Jun 19, 2011 Indie Books rated it 5 of 5 stars Recommends it for: Anyone who enjoys a great read
GREAT read. Grabs hold of you from page one and doesn't let go. The characters are all well-drawn; the plot well laid out; and the suspense was killing me! West's quick pacing & insights into the mind of a serial killer (and profiler) will keep you turning pages long into the night.

Just leave the lights on...
Ben Langhinrichs
Jul 13, 2010 Ben Langhinrichs rated it 4 of 5 stars Recommends it for: anyone who is not too squeamish
Plain Jane creeps up on you, making it as hard to put down as it is to outguess. The profiler, Kent, is a disturbing, complex character whose job is to get into the minds of the serial killers he tracks, and he succeeds almost too well. His on-again/off-again relationship with Nicole, a police officer who all too often has to cover for his eccentricities, is a classic case of attraction and repulsion, but you can't help hoping they find a way to get together, if only to read more about their ste...more
Lori Anaple
Give this one a read if you like mysteries. It isn't earth shattering, but I thought it was a solid read. I do t know where this book fits in with the series, but I felt like I missed out on a lot of backstory between kent and Nicole. If this was the introduction to them then there was an entire book that could be written to delve into their relationship and create history. It makes sense that this one came along later in the series because just enough information was given to make it an indepen...more
Rebecca
I do most of my reading while riding my stationary bike so I look for books that have a great pace to them. This one did not let me down!

The story quickly draws you in and places you in the mind of an FBI profiler and the detectives that work with them. The case has a lot of twist and turns and keeps the adrenaline pumping.

I was able to deduce factors about the killer much more quickly than most of the reviewers but that didn't change a thing about the reading because I wasn't sure that I was...more
Mena Grazie
Outstanding! It's hard to say who has the shakiest grip on reality in this book: genius profiler & comic book collector Kent Harbinger, enabling detective Nicole Usher, Joshua, the death metal fan with his dream job in the morgue or the brilliant serial killer who steals female body parts. Despite the wealth of damaged psyches, this book is extreme only in how well-crafted the plot is. These characters WORK. They draw you in, delivering skin tingling twists and surprise turns liberally laced...more
♥Shannon♥ Eades
I got this book for two reasons. 1. it was free and 2. because the reviews said it was a James Patterson type of novel.
So, I set about reading this novel. I did finish it in under a week, which is saying something when I am reading a book every 2-3 days.
Though, there was something about this book that I couldn't put down.
A serial killer on the loose. Stalking shy, plain looking, brunettes. A former FBI profiler, hired onto the case, eventhough he had recently been institionalized.
I don't want...more
Ani
Plain Jane: Brunettes Beware is exactly what it promises to be: a fast-paced thriller with a dash of macabre, in which police are forced to rely on FBI profiler Kent Harbinger to catch a serial killer who has been targeting "plain Jane" brunette females. Kent is an asset because of his unique ability to immerse himself so deeply into the minds of the serial killers he hunts that he is able to pinpoint their next victim, sometimes even before the serial killer has chosen. The only problem is that...more
Mary
The premise of this book sounded wonderful; it is just the kind of book I love. Unfortunately, like many others have said before me, the actions of the characters didn't make a lot of sense. I think I was supposed to find their flaws endearing, but there really were no redeeming qualities to be found. Two in particular needed some in depth counseling; I don't believe in the real world they would have been allowed to hold those positions. I won't go into what others have said, they pretty well su...more
Katja
Story: ★★★★★

The police are desperate to capture the serial killer who targets ordinary looking brunettes, harvesting a trophy from them. The profiler asked to help solve the case has very peculiar tactics getting into the killers head, and the other detectives have a hard time understanding or accepting his methods. For one of the detectives, having a history with the profiler, doesn’t make it any easier to try to solve the case.

Even though the book is a traditional mystery/suspense detective st...more
Roxanne
I can't believe I read this entire book. I generally enjoy a good mystery every now and again. The plot and suspense of hunting down a serial killer is what kept me reading. The part I didn't like were the characters. The leading lady was supposed to be very self sufficient with a head on her shoulders but throughout the entire book she was constantly depending on one man or another to help her/rescue her/ give her life validation. The leading guy role is a psycho. I cant imagine a real life ver...more
Cristyn West
Jun 12, 2010 Cristyn West rated it 5 of 5 stars  ·  (Review from the author)
First off, this is my book (What? I'm going to give my book less than 5 stars?) and it Rocks. That is if you like James Patterson's Along Came a Spider or Silence of the Lambs.

But don't take my word for it.

Take NYT Top Ten Best Seller James Rollins' (of Altar of Eden and Sigma series fame)word for it......

"Wickedly macabre and blisteringly paced, PLAIN JANE marks the debut of a thriller for the new millennium. Brash, funny, terrifying, and shocking, here is a story best enjoyed with all the lig...more
Catherine Gordon
This appears to be an old fashioned detective story at the beginning, however soon it emerges into grey territory with our "hero" who is a profiler seemingly almost as disturbed as the murderers he is chasing. Interesting dynamic between the lead characters, some well worn territory here - rogue methods that get results versus the establishment, boring boyfriend versus exciting but emotionally detached ex. However the murderer in the story is uncontroversial and gruesome, the cat and mouse chase...more
Kelly
The plot was by far the driver of this story. It was interesting, it flowed well, and had plenty of twists and turns that were truly unexpected. The characters left a little to be desired for me. They were a little flat and the pace of the plot did not lend itself well to more developed characterization. Some misused (read: unedited) word confusion was hard to get past, specifically affect/effect, lead/led. Kindle formatting could use some work, as there were several awkward page breaks and seve...more
Christie
Excellent book! All I have to say is I'm glad I'm a red head! This book has so many twists and turns that it makes you wonder where things are headed next. The police are hot on the case of a serial killer who has a thing for brunettes. I'm normally good at figuring out "who done it's" but this time I was thrown a curve ball. I can't give you anymore other than be prepared for some pretty gruesome stuff. This isn't for those with a queasy stomach. Once you start reading Plain Jane, you won't be...more
Lesia Hanks
Normally I love crime stories, thrillers, mysteries, etc., but this book just didn't satisfy me. I wanted to like it, but I had to struggle along to make myself finish it, and then the ending was sick. Perhaps if I had read other books in the series; but then again, no. It just wasn't up to standard. I couldn't really relate to any of the characters and I figured out who the killer was long before the detective and profiler. The sad thing is that I purchased it for $2.99 for my Kindle, only to f...more
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I find catching serial killers (on paper of course), well... fun.

Do you really need to know anything more about me?

Ok, fine, I am also a veterinarian (for real, not just in my own head like the serial killer thing) and I find the thought of having a romance with a homo chiroptera pretty hot.

See? I told you, you didn't want to know anything else!

For the holidays I am giving away my Patterson-style...more
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