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3.64  ·  Rating Details ·  643 Ratings  ·  111 Reviews
Fergal Bamfield doesn't collect stamps like normal kids. He's an oddball (his mother prefers to call him "clever"), and his collection is as strange as everything else about him. Fergal Bamfield collects tin cans.
Then one day he finds a can without a label. What could be in it? Peaches, soup, perhaps revolting spam? But instead it's something gruesome: a human finger. Th
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Published (first published January 1st 2006)
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Scope
Feb 25, 2008 Scope rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
If you’re anything like me (and I suppose you probably are - I mean, we’re both into books, right?) you look at the bargain bin at your local supermarket with mistrust. Questions may start to pop into your head upon glimpsing this oddest of grocery store curiosities:

“Why are all those things in there? Baby food AND cologne on the same shelf? They shouldn’t be that close. An what’s with that bag of off-brand Oreos? They look fine … I wonder what’s wrong with them?”

But these are just passing thoug
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Jen
Jun 07, 2008 Jen rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: kids-books
I just didn't buy what this book was selling. It couldn't decide whether it was serious or quirky/funny, and most of the plot "twists" were so contrived I either saw it coming from a mile away or didn't believe that it would ever happen. It seems like lately the publishing industry puts all their energy into interesting cover images and cool titles.
And the reasoning behind the finger ending up in the can by itself was so ridiculous! It was obviously something that the editor picked up on at the
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Raina
Dec 08, 2009 Raina rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: j, realistic, funny, mystery
Funny, funny, funny book. The first half of this is full of hilarious depictions of a boy in England. Fergal (yes, that's his name) is thought to be clever. Primarily because of how he looks -

"His unruly hair stuck out at all angles and could never be tamed, not even with a pot of gel. And then there were his glasses, which not only enlarged his eyes, but somehow had the effect of making his very head (and by implication his brain) seem bigger than it really was... The general rule seemed to be
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Addie
Jun 04, 2012 Addie rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: favorites
Canned is a wonderful book about a boy named Fergal Bamfield who lives in England and collects cans. Yes, unlabeled, silver cans from the bargain basket at his local supermarket. His collection started with one can and ended up with fifty cans! (His mother got very annoyed with his hobby more than once in the story!) Fergal finds some very gross, creepy, and weird things in the cans that he opens. (I won't tell you what he finds because that would ruin the story!) While at the supermarket with ...more
Mary
May 27, 2008 Mary rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: children-s
This juvenile mystery starts out on an interesting note: Young Fergal Bamfield - who people describe as clever - has decided to collect cans as a hobby. Not antique cans or cans with foreign labels; rather, Fergal collects label-less cans from the bargain bin at the grocery store. After opening one particularly light can, Fergal discovers within an earring. Several more interesting, but disgusting, findings follow. Fergal also discovers a friend who collects the same type of can. Here the story ...more
Addison Children
Feb 10, 2014 Addison Children rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: chapter-books
Fergal's mother insists he get a hobby. So Fergal begins collecting cans, the kind the grocery store puts in the bargain bin because they have no labels. His parents are not too pleased with this hobby, especially when he never opens them, but prefers to savor the mystery. After Fergal's parents issue an ultimatum ?? no more cans until he opens some ?? and Fergal finds a can that feels empty save for a soft rattle he decides to open one up. A gold post, from an ear. The next can he opens holds a ...more
Kstewart5362
Jul 30, 2008 Kstewart5362 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: middle-school-aged guys
Recommended to Kstewart5362 by: review
Snappy, quick British read which would appeal to those who love books like Millions, by Frank Cottrell Boyce. Here, Fergal is an odd sort who stumbles upon an interesting hobby--collecting cans--which leads to an interesting chain of events including meeting a girl, Charlotte, with a similarly unique interest in cans. If you read this, you'll never look at cans without labels in quite the same way...
APPLE LAUREN
Jun 05, 2016 APPLE LAUREN rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: owned
really trilling and lots of question will pop in your mind while you are reading.
Menna
Aug 04, 2012 Menna rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Nice and such a light read but it was too childish for me
Brianna Pierce
Mar 30, 2016 Brianna Pierce rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
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Jewel
Oct 27, 2011 Jewel rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
This was a pretty good book. Two kids collect cans. In one of them, they fid a note thats says"help". In others they find a gold stud earring, gold ring, a human ear, and a human finger. On the bottom of the cans is a code. It always begins and ends with the same letters. While the girl is on holiday, the boy checks all the cans in the supermarket for the same code. Shortly later, he disappears. You find out that he found a matching code and went to the address on the can. Taking a peek inside t ...more
Jennifer Wardrip
Reviewed by Sally Kruger aka "Readingjunky" for TeensReadToo.com

Meet Fergal. He is a loner and a bit of an eccentric. His parents often worry about him. They like to think he is clever, but sometimes even being clever doesn't explain everything.

A recent visit to the grocery store with his mother has Fergal excited about something new. While at the store, he discovered the wonders of the "bargain bin." It is where items with bumps and dents and nearly expired dates go to be rescued by some value
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C
Mar 18, 2015 C rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
I was annoyed by the title of this book. As a total Anglophile, I kept thinking, "Aren't these people British? Why isn't the title 'Tinned." I am pleased to discover I was more or less right, although I've now shown you all how crazy I am. I loved the back cover of this book, that had a can label with nutrition information on it. I loved the beginning of this book, wherein we meet Fergal. Fergal, whom adults think must be clever because he collects cans. Yes, cans. Cans without labels, to be exa ...more
Beth Dean
How cool a name is Fergal?!? I wish I had a friend called Fergal with a fro. We'd be unstoppable! Like Batman and Robin..................................

Enough of that and back to business. For a black comedy/coming of age book it worked quite well considering that the whole basis of the plot was someones finger. A strange idea which if it doesn't put you off has to intrigue you which is really half of the battle towards liking this book.

The coming of age aspect was cleverly twisted with the ma
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Shradha
Aug 11, 2013 Shradha rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Fergal Bamfield has always been known for being clever. And clever people are known for doing strange things. So no one thinks anything of it when he starts collecting cans without the label on them. At least, not until he finds a human finger that leads him and his fellow collector Charlotte Pettigrew to a most dastardly plot.

The thing that drew me to this book was the idea of a boy collecting cans. A most unusual occupation, I thought I might as well read about it. However, once I picked up th
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Miriam
Oct 15, 2008 Miriam rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Canned was the best book ever. Int he begginning it was so corny and nothing made sence at all. It was really stupid and i was about to abandon it. When the main chartater introduces a nother charater the story became more interseting. At the end of the story it was so interseting beucase Alex Shearer is a really good writing. I really enjoyed it alot!!I lerned from this book is to always follow something that your curious about. The main charater is a can collecter and he went all the way to th ...more
Izzy
Feb 19, 2014 Izzy rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: kill-me-now
Ah, tins. Still to this day one of the worst books I have read. I do understand I am perhaps a little old for the target market, however this does not condone the sheer awfulness of this book. Three or four chapters are spent building suspense up to the opening of a tin, and discovering its contents (and some suspense is built, I'll give the book that) for it then to be unveiled to contain a MUSHROOM for christ's sakes! Although the majority of people reading this will be in the 8-12 bracket (I ...more
Mrs. Luetje's Purple People Eaters
Nov 20, 2008 Mrs. Luetje's Purple People Eaters rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: anyone who likes a good book
Recommended to Mrs. Luetje's Purple People Eaters by: Mrs. Luetje
This book I really liked because it contained a variety of different moods. It starts out in your good old english suburban neighborhood where a boy and his mother live. The boy named Fergal Bamfield decides to go to the market and go get there weekly trolley full of goods. All of the sudden Fergal realizes a can with no label on it in the bargain bin. Fergal is so compelled to grab it so he does and he buys it. He starts collecting cans with no labels because he finds them so interesting. One d ...more
Aiman Rahim
Nov 20, 2013 Aiman Rahim rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
CONTAINS SPOILERS
This is one of the greatest books i've read. But it had a lot of fault.

The blurb gives too much away. In fact, tbe climax is tbe blurb. It contains more spoilers than this review.

If this guy is so clever, why not collect something more useful. Well tins is rhe whole plot so I cant complain much.

Who is Rin Tin Tin.

There is very less dialogue in this whole book.
So MC writes these notes and it coincidently reaches Shannon, if thats her name. Who else could have possibly received
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Mia
Sep 19, 2009 Mia rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Fergal Bamfield has always been known as the clever young boy who collects tin cans. Its just a obsession, and a simple one, he didn't want cool cans from far away distant unknown places he just wanted the ones you found at the store. One day as he rummages through the reduced cans bin he find something special, a can that rattles, he tries to think of any kind of soup that would make this sound, by the time he gets home he opens it to find a tiny gold stud. Along the way of finding all these un ...more
Nirat
Nov 15, 2011 Nirat rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Canned by Alex Shearer its a mystery book. I have really enjoyed it. It's about a boy named Fergal Bamfield who as this passion on collecting cans. While collecting a few cans he wanted to open it but when he starts to find really disgusting things like a human finger. He wish he had a friend who collects cans so that he can share his experience but not many people have a passion on collecting cans. One day his dream came true. He met a girl with the passion so they became best friend but one da ...more
Danny
What an odd book 'Tins' was. And I mean this in a good way :D I knew I wouldn't love it but the unique concept made me know that I was at least going to like it.

It makes sense that the main character of such an odd book is an odd person. Odd in a 'clever' way. The step by step style of narration was refreshing and made me miss middle grade books. Fergal gets into the hobby of collecting tins and while reading through his perspective you really start to get to understand a bit of his habit. Thro
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Kelly Gimmler
This book is definitely something that I don't think can be read by every student. It Is definitely mysterious and unusual, but that is what makes it a good read. Who would think that a can could be so interesting? The suspense in this book is a perfect lesson in curiosity for any student, as it goes in with unknowns in what may be found, nOT only curiosity to read, but also curiosity in life- to learn new things continually and go outside of the box and explore without fear. The almost gory fee ...more
Celia
Dec 06, 2012 Celia rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
A young British boy begins collecting unmarked tins in the supermarket, and then starts finding body parts and jewelry inside. He begins to investigate with a friend, but soon they find themselves locked in a factory and both in danger...

Interesting premise. The first half of the book was slow-paced and the dialogue between parents and child wasn't believable, but pacing at the end picked up as drama intensified. I also didn't find it believable how the children repeatedly tried to tell adults
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Heather
Jul 31, 2010 Heather rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: young-adult
If you like suspense, this is a good one. I used this one with my Lit Study groups, but ended up just letting them read them individually because they literally BEGGED me to read this one over and over.
It's about this kid named Fergal, who's not your average kid. Normal kids collect stamps, or coins, but Fergal collects cans without labels. His collection starts to get too bug, and his mom tells him he cannot get anymore cans until he gets rid of some. Fergal decides on one that is unusually li
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Jenn
May 01, 2016 Jenn rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Quirky yet somehow creepy, this light-read is something that would challenge the reader's imagination. True to its title, the story circled on cans and the things inside unlabeled cans; and the refusal of the protagonist to open up the unlabeled cans would somehow make one frustrated and impatient. Once the protagonist opens up one can however, the story takes a new turn; and readers would have to go along with the author in believing that gathering evidence in a mysterious crime is coincidental ...more
Amy
Dec 30, 2012 Amy rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: mystery
A decent novel for younger teenagers and children.

The story concerns Fergal, a young boy with a strange hobby of collecting tins. That is, tins with no labels. The mystery of each tin and what they might contain give him thrills, and his mother pains, but when he discovers a human finger in one very special tin everything becomes more complicated.

Story is coherent and easy to follow with good humor, especially when Fergal's mother is involved. Novel slows down when Charlotte (A fellow tin coll
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Emyrose8
Wow, I'm really on the fence about this book. I really liked the plot and the author's style/tone/voice, but the ending was a bit too crazy for my taste. Looking at it from the standpoint of a teacher recommending the book to students, I'm not sure what I would do. On the one hand, it is very well written and captivating. On the other hand, the ending is a bit morbid and not for the faint of heart. But, the overall concept of the book is such a good one! I mean, a kid collecting cans? I wish I w ...more
Braydon Bates
Mar 10, 2016 Braydon Bates rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: 2016
I read Canned by Alex Shearer. I think this is a very good and interesting book to read. This book is a very good example of an exciting mystery. This story has many plot twists and unpredictable things that happen that will change the story in a way you wouldn't expect. I like this book because it is something that could really happen, and because this whole thing happened from one little collection of cans. The story is a great representation of something small evolving into something major.
Pandora
Being always on the lookout for a good horror book I took a chance on this one. It was okey not great not rotten just okey. I had trouble that the all the adults were of no help and felt things got forced. The novel seems indesive as to what it wants to be quirky funny or horror and ends up as neither Kids will probably like the gross out factor. Does try to make a point about child slavery.
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Alex Shearer started his writing career as a scriptwriter and has had great success in that field. His credits include The Two of Us, the 1990s sitcom starring Nicholas Lyndhurst. More recently he has started writing for children. His Wilmot stories have been adapted for TV by Yorkshire television, and his children's novel, The Greatest Store in the World, was screened as a feature length TV film ...more
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