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Lap Dance

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Cat’s last task in the Extreme Challenge is to give a lap dance to a stranger. Simple - until she landed on Grant Evanston’s lap. Now she’s a pulsating wreck each time she rubs against him. The new challenge is to not have an orgasm in front of everyone.

Grant needs a woman to accept his true gargoyle form before sunrise or he’ll be imprisoned in stone for another twenty ye

ebook, Naughty Nooners, 25 pages
Published February 16th 2009 by Ellora's Cave Xanadu
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Sorry, but gargoyles aren't sexy to me. I tried to get into the story, but I kept picturing those hideous creatures and that was a mood killer. Yes, I'm shallow when it comes to quickies: I want my heroes to look gorgeous all the time, no matter if they're in their human form or their "other" form. It isn't much to ask, considering short stories don't have enough pages to develop characters and make me care about them.
Thom Swennes
...and I thought I had weird fantasies. This is another novella designed to burn calories and assist in the digestion. I can believe that because as I sat reading in the summer sun, the bologna on my sandwich drooped and the lettuce and tomato wilted as it hung dormant in my hand as my eyes devoured the words on my Kindle. When I finished I spent the rest of my lunch pause trying to catch my breath. Cat, a college dropout, is looking for redemption and a way back to school. She enters a local ch...more
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Nov 19, 2012 t'irla ~The Bookslayer~ t'irla's Talk Book Blog rated it 2 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: Wouldn't recommend
Recommended to t'irla ~The Bookslayer~ by: no one.
Had potential to be so much better:(


Cat’s last task in the Extreme Challenge is to give a lap dance to a stranger. Simple—until she landed on Grant Evanston’s lap. Now she’s a pulsating wreck each time she rubs against him. The new challenge is to not have an orgasm in front of everyone.

Grant needs a woman to accept his true gargoyle form before sunrise or he’ll be imprisoned in stone for another twenty years. His extreme challenge just became to not rip the scant costume from the cu...more
It is what it is.

I'd started a book on my iTouch but the kindle software reset for whatever reason and I couldn't remember what I was reading (well, it had been two weeks since I'd started the book so...). I inadvertently opened this while scrolling through and since it was short, elected to read it.

So our h is competing in some challenge to win a sports car that I assume she intends to sell to pay for college. Em... why not just fill out the FAFSA and apply for grants/scholarships? Be a lot les...more
 * Kazzy * -aka Stryker-
I was reading a series of books and was waiting for the next in the series to arrive, so wanted something short to fill the wait rather than starting another series, so started looking about on amazon and found this Sally Painter book in the 'naughty nooner's section, which somebody had told me about.

As it was a free book, and very short, (I read it in about 45 minutes), I hadn't been expecting much, however I have to say I was pleasantly surprised! It was a refreshing change to the paranormal g...more
meh this short was ok but I wouldn't read it again. its an interesting premise and gargoyle is definitely a new thing for me. the sex scenes were also solid but the writing was a bit awkward in spots and parts of the story really didnt make much sense and needed a little more development
I thoroughly enjoyed this story. First, the subject is original : Cat has entered a contest to win a sport's car, which she intends to sell to go back to College. The last challenge is to give a stranger a lap dance while her friend recordes the scene on video.
The named stranger is Grant, a man cursed to transform into a Gargoyles unless he finds a woman who accepts his true form. The dance was hot, and quite funny with the "director" yelling in the back. It spoiled the mood a little. Cat gets...more
Ariana Baxter
Sally Painter sneaks a paranormal element or three into what begins very normal. I had no warning (obviously I did're read the entire description) and was very pleasantly surprised when the rug jerked out from under me. The world she creates reminds me of the Twilight Zone episodes I loved so much.

This is a short, quick, steamy read. It felt complete, which is hard to do with so few words, and satisfying. The characters were as believable as you can get when one is a gargoyle. I've enjoyed other...more
A short, fun, and steamy freebie. Definitely worth the price, and a steal. I liked the characters and the story line. I would've like a little more fleshing out, but alas, it's a freebie and a short story. This was pretty good and covered all the bases. There were some emotions, a little background, steaminess, some humor, and some ideas for the hubby! I wouldn't mind reading this again. Great for an anytime one-sitter read or pick-me-up. This would've made a good full-sized novel. I like the wa...more
Ohhhh my my!!!!! I've read one other book by this author & it blew my mind. I've never read a gargoyle romance before but this one has made me MORE than curious about what a actual novel will be like
Adriana Bookologist
Lap Dance by Sally Painter

I enjoyed this quickie. It was well written and what a pleasant surprise at the end. This story stated off as a woman trying to win a contest by performing the last test in the form of a erotic lap dance, then turned into the something so much more.

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Megan Riverina Romantics/Meggerfly
Cat needed the prize in this extreme challenge she was in. The last challenge was to give a stranger a lap dance. The guy she picked out was nice and more than willing to volunteer. When she fled the club she never knew that the stranger would end up at her house.

Nice quickie. Decent heat. It's a freebie. Give it a try.
This story starts great with a young woman performing a lap dance on stage to complete a challenge. It's hot, provocative and on the way to becoming interesting, when suddenly she's flying over the city in the arms of a gargoyle - WTF!
I don't read crap that goes paranormal for no good reason.
Another cheap erotica story. Not much more than sex and some random fantasy that felt like it was thrown in as an after thought. Apparently giving someone a lap dance means you fall in love forever. It's free, so if you want some cheap word porn, go for it, otherwise it's not worth reading.
On the plus side, there was an erotic lap dance. On the minus side, the guy turns into a gargoyle (although for Cat that seemed to be a plus *shrug*). Everyone has their preferences I guess. The most erotic thing was the lap dance.. everything else was just ok.-..
It was only 25 pages and a very quick read. The story has potential if it were longer. The story was alright, but not quite my cup of tea. Creature relations bore me a bit.

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An enjoyable and exciting story of a woman, a sexy gargoyle and acceptance. A young woman enters a contest to give herself a better future, meets a man and they both gain a better future.
Rebecca (everyday reader)
To win a contest, Cat must perform a lap dance with a stranger as the final challenge. However, she actually ends up winning Grant's heart and ends a centuries old curse.
Had the potential to be great. For me it was lacking something that I cant put my finger on. Saying that if I need a quick read i will defintally read this one again
i was definitely not expecting the gargoyle aspect of this story. but it made it extra hot and intriguing. a nice little read.
A quick read - frankly I don't remember reading it, but I know I did, so it couldn't have been that memorable.
this one was kinda cute, 24 pages on my Nook, a little backstory, and some love...
This was a very good short read I liked it from the beginning to end!!!!
no so hot lap dance but it sartes to get hot when he come o her widow
Lora Jordan
I'm not sure what to think about this one but the sex was hot tho
I never knew gargoyle's were part of the vampire theme.
This is the one I was talking about Leah
Kelli Scott
A true beauty and the beast love story.
Not bad for a short quick read
Melissa Burnett
Very hot! That's all I can say.
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