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The Little Book of Abuse
You've got clowns to the left of you, jokers to the right, and you're stuck in the middle unable to shut them up. Well, now you can with all the put-down lines and smart comebacks in this book. If you're all stressed out and you've no one to choke, pick a line and use it next time you feel like you're just flypaper for freaks. You'll find great put-downs such as "I'm not y ...more
Paperback, 128 pages
Published October 1st 2000 by Pan Macmillan
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Even though this book does contain some really good put downs (I particularly enjoyed ‘Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies’ but my personal favourite abusive threat of ‘I like you; I’ll think I’ll kill you last’ was conspicuous by its absence) and is occasionally laugh out loud funny, I do not think that this book is actually worth buying; especially as it does cost more than a decent pint of beer. It does only take about ten minutes to read, so find a copy in a big b ...more