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Toys
by
James Patterson (Goodreads Author),
Neil McMahon (Goodreads Author)
James Bond and Jason Bourne have just been topped! A battle for the world is set into unstoppable motion and Hays Baker is the only one who can save it. Hays Baker and his wife Lizbeth possess super-human strength, extraordinary intelligence, stunning looks, a sex life to die for, and two beautiful children. Of course they do--they're Elites, endowed at birth with the very...more
Hardcover, 364 pages
Published
March 14th 2011
by Little, Brown and Company
(first published January 1st 2011)
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I have only ever read one James Patterson book before, and I understand this is a different genre for him. Honestly, I think he should stick with what he knows. This book reminds me of a comic book written by someone with only a cursory knowledge of comic books. The dialog was over the top bravado worthy of an 80's action movie. Not only were the actions of the characters (running at 40 mph with strides of 10 yards) over the top, the descriptions of them were pure cheese.
On the bright side, the...more
On the bright side, the...more
I am reviewing the novel Toys by James Patterson et al which is an excellent science fiction thriller which I bought from kindle. This is quite an unusual book especially when you consider Patterson is most famous for his thrillers. This is a good story that is real edge of the seat stuff like a lot of his novels. The plot is it's the year 2061 & the Elite rule most of the Earth. Humans have created the Elite with superior abilities and they then turned on them. They're set on killing all th...more
Imagine being a part of a future superior society of mechanically enhanced humans called Elites. Well that’s exactly what Hays Baker thinks he is. But who really is Hays Baker? Is he and high-tech Elite or a skunk and scum of a Human? After plummeting to the concrete after a ten story fall, Hays’s life changes in a way that no one would have ever imagined. The book Toys, by James Patterson, follows main character Hays Baker, a strong, kind, and fierce character, through an action packed journey...more
I've got to say, I was expecting this book to be really good, but I read it on holiday and it was absolutely shocking. The storyline was so ridiculous! The idea of having a totally flawless race being created, then trying to destroy humankind, is very overdone anyway, but the fact that the protagonist only cared about humans when he found out he was one is complete bullshit. On top of that, how did he live as long as he did without being discovered? If this race is meant to be super smart, surel...more
Toys is the 25th stand-alone novel by James Patterson and is co-written with Neil McMahon. It is set in 2061, in a dystopic world ruled by genetically engineered super-humans known as the Elite, at a time when ordinary humans are regarded as dirty, barbaric, evil and hopeless. In this world, toys (rather than religion) are the opiate of the masses. In this world, Hays Baker and his wife, Lizbeth are Elite operatives for the Agency of Change. After an attack by rogue humans, which leaves Hays ser...more
When I picked up this Patterson book I didn't even think twice about whether I wanted to read it -- of course I did. I read everything Patterson and his entourage writes except his juvenile scifi books. I didn't even read the description -- so positive was I that I would enjoy it. The title alone was intriguing.
Imagine my surprise, when I got a couple pages into the book and I realized that this was not your usual run of the mill murder thriller. About page 30 I nearly put the book down because...more
Imagine my surprise, when I got a couple pages into the book and I realized that this was not your usual run of the mill murder thriller. About page 30 I nearly put the book down because...more
Along with McMahon, Patterson is diving into the world of dystopia with one of his most recent books. Set in the not so distant future after World War III has ravaged much of North America, Toys introduces readers to the idea of Elites. These are people who are genetically enhanced to be better than regular humans. They are stronger, faster, more attractive and smarter. Basically, Elites are everything we would want to be, and they know it. Elites were created to improve on humanity, which had a...more
Toys moves the reader forward to the year 2061 where humans are referred to as skunks and the Elites are in charge. Hays Baker is an Elite. Although every Elite has special powers, Hays Baker seems to have received more than his share of strength, intelligence and good looks. Hays has a beautiful wife, Lizabeth, and two wonderful children. The future is bright for Hays until the fatal day when he was called to a Toyz store where many were dead due to a violent attack.
Owen McGill, Hays partner, w...more
Owen McGill, Hays partner, w...more
I'm a HUGE James Patterson fan, so as soon as I saw this in the box from Hachette Books I freaked out! Anyway, I was pretty skeptical of this book at first. James Patterson is known for his murder mystery books, so that is what I was expecting. When I read the back of the book, I really thought that Patterson had stepped out of his element, and I just couldn't see this working. Was I ever wrong! This book has the same fluid and wonderful writing style you will see in all of Patterson's other boo...more
This book takes us to the year 2061, where there are two types of beings on Earth, HUMANS and ELITES.
Hays Baker and his wife Lizbeth possess super-human strength, extraordinary intelligence, high powered jobs, stunning looks, a sex life to die for, and two beautiful children. Of course they do--they're Elites, endowed at birth with the very best that the world can offer. The only problem in their perfect world: humans and their toys!
Only things are not always as they seem, as the bottom falls o...more
Hays Baker and his wife Lizbeth possess super-human strength, extraordinary intelligence, high powered jobs, stunning looks, a sex life to die for, and two beautiful children. Of course they do--they're Elites, endowed at birth with the very best that the world can offer. The only problem in their perfect world: humans and their toys!
Only things are not always as they seem, as the bottom falls o...more
Sep 24, 2012
Jack Chapman
rated it
1 of 5 stars
·
review of another edition
Shelves:
science-fiction,
thriller
An amalgam of science fiction and thriller- you've heard it all before: a genetically enhanced super-elite are planning to eliminate old-fashioned humans. This time told from the perspective of the top elite super agent (or is he?).
Faster, stronger, cleverer with a secret even he doesn't know, (wonder why?)
Well the sci-fi is simply pedestrian, but luckily the thriller element (though equally unoriginal) moves at such a pace that most of the holes in the premise and the plot (which does have s...more
Faster, stronger, cleverer with a secret even he doesn't know, (wonder why?)
Well the sci-fi is simply pedestrian, but luckily the thriller element (though equally unoriginal) moves at such a pace that most of the holes in the premise and the plot (which does have s...more
I have to admit I had some reservations about this book before reading it. The synopsis just didn't appeal to me and alot of Patterson's recent stand-alones have been, to be polite, sloppy. But this book far exceeded my expectations. The plot has very obviously been heavily influenced by other books/films. X-Men, Salt, 1984 and Terminator being the obvious ones. The story itself is quite childish and more akin to Patterson's Witch & Wizard series than to his adult thrillers. Considering this...more
Toys is a mystery thriller set in the future when being human is an abomination and the Elites rule the world.
Hays Baker is an elite. Being elite meant you had super powers, super strength, great looks and all the toys you could need to make your life easier. Hays, and his wife, Lisbeth, are operatives for the Agency of Change. Their job is to hunt down human beings a.k.a. skunks who cause a threat to their world.
After successfully handling an important mission, Hays is on the rise when Preside...more
Hays Baker is an elite. Being elite meant you had super powers, super strength, great looks and all the toys you could need to make your life easier. Hays, and his wife, Lisbeth, are operatives for the Agency of Change. Their job is to hunt down human beings a.k.a. skunks who cause a threat to their world.
After successfully handling an important mission, Hays is on the rise when Preside...more
Apr 25, 2013
Frank
rated it
3 of 5 stars
·
review of another edition
Shelves:
thrillers-mystery,
science-fiction
Actually maybe 2 1/2 stars. This one is definitely outside of the usual Patterson fare. It's an attempt at a science-fiction-futuristic-dystopian-action thriller, but it doesn't really work on all levels. The story is basically about a biologically engineered human, Hays Baker, who was made to believe that he is an "Elite" - the genetically and biologically engineered super race that is intent on eliminating humankind. This novel borrows heavily from other dystopian fiction such as "Brave New Wo...more
James Patterson thrusts readers to the distant future in his novel, Toys. The year is 2061. Hays Baker is an Elite, a kind of enhanced superhuman, genetically and mechanically engineered to be a superior being of the world. We learn that Elites are the ruling class of society, controlling all government, medicine, and commerce. While humans still exist, they are left to fill the service rolls of society (waste collection, janitorial jobs, etc.) and live in the poverty stricken outskirts of the n...more
Toys is another one of James Patterson’s excellent page turners. I usually don’t enjoy science fiction or fantasy genres, but this one was a great read.
In a futuristic setting, about a hundred and sixty years from the present, Hays Baker works for the Agency of Change, relatively similar to our equivalent FBI. He believes he is an ‘Elite’, the best of the best people in the world, and he views, like other Elites, that humans are skunks. Humans are the bottom rung of society. They are barbaric,...more
In a futuristic setting, about a hundred and sixty years from the present, Hays Baker works for the Agency of Change, relatively similar to our equivalent FBI. He believes he is an ‘Elite’, the best of the best people in the world, and he views, like other Elites, that humans are skunks. Humans are the bottom rung of society. They are barbaric,...more
So I wanted a nice trashy spy novel and thought I would give this a try. I've read Patterson before and while it's not my favorite everyone once in a while it's okay. This was not okay.
This wasn't a straight up spy novel. It was a dystopia/scifi thing that took place in the future, where humans created elites a tougher/smarter/more logical human and now the Elites keep trying to get rid of all the humans. Hays has lived his entire life as an Elite and suddenly find out he isn't one. He's on the...more
This wasn't a straight up spy novel. It was a dystopia/scifi thing that took place in the future, where humans created elites a tougher/smarter/more logical human and now the Elites keep trying to get rid of all the humans. Hays has lived his entire life as an Elite and suddenly find out he isn't one. He's on the...more
May 06, 2011
Peter
rated it
3 of 5 stars
·
review of another edition
Shelves:
fiction,
environmental,
economics,
philosophy,
religion,
robot-cyber,
science,
science-fiction,
thriller
This is one of the latest outings from the James Patterson Literary production house. Patterson ropes in a lot of different writers to help produce the huge volume of books and series he keeps producing. This one is a science fiction novel set about 50 years in the future with the 'human' population divided into two: elites and humans....there's been some genetic and cyborg reconstruction going on and there are two distinct species on the planet...take note of a book from ten years ago by Prince...more
I have read a lot of dystopia/scifi books lately and I have to say that this one comes up short. Not in terms of the future world created, which actually had potential, but in terms of the plot and the characters. It just seemed farfetched that all of the sudden the main character finds out that he isn't who he thinks he is, yet can somehow overcome years of prejudice against what he is and is not only magically okay with it, but is also ready to join up with the people he's fought and despised...more
disappointing. i read james patterson's maximum ride series and loved it (well, at some point, i lost interest because the characters grew annoying, but that's irrelevant) and i was expecting the same "must-save-the-planet-from-destruction" theme so none of it was a surprise. except in max ride, there was the humour that i much enjoyed. "toys" was more mature, i guess, and lacked humour, save for the corny little one-liners that was thrown in once in a while.
the characters were, for the most par...more
the characters were, for the most par...more
One of the things I love about buying books and not reading them right away is that by the time I read them, I forget what they are about. OMG was that the case with this book! I thought it was going to be a run-of-the-mill action/mystery book, and I was so wrong! It takes place in the future!
The story revolves around Hays Baker. He and his wife are Elites, a class above humans (called skunks in the book). Elites can hear better, run faster, and smell better than humans. The Bakers are rich, pow...more
The story revolves around Hays Baker. He and his wife are Elites, a class above humans (called skunks in the book). Elites can hear better, run faster, and smell better than humans. The Bakers are rich, pow...more
I enjoyed this book. It's different than other books I've read. The idea of the book had an odd view of the future and made me look at it from a different perspective, that society may be developing in a negative way. This book was about a human who was turned into an Elite, a mechanical super human, without knowledge of his prior life. He then found out about his past and realized the people he called his friends and family turned on him and are now out to kill him. Throughout the book he tries...more
TOYS (no relation to the Robin Williams' movie) is one of James Patterson's least popular novels, but I still found it benignly enjoyable. Let's face it: any book that claims on its cover to outdo both James Bond and Jason Bourne is setting itself up for colossal failure. What ever happened to integrity in publishing, anyway?
Anyhow...In terms of art and sophistication, TOYS is about on the same level as the live action STREET FIGHTER movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme (a movie which I also can...more
Anyhow...In terms of art and sophistication, TOYS is about on the same level as the live action STREET FIGHTER movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme (a movie which I also can...more
Oh my God! I think this is the worst book I've read in ages. Picked it up at the library without even reading the blurb because you usually get a fairly good read with James Patterson. But this! This is little more than a collection of really badly chosen words assembled on the page in random fashion. The only relationship that said words have with each other is that they appear on the same page. I did say in my profile that I would not slate authors, however, I can't help but slate this book.
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Two confessions: First, I've never read (or listened to) a James Patterson book before this one so I have nothing to compare this to. Second, I really only listened to this because it was narrated by White Collar's Matt Bomer. Yeah, I'm that shallow.
From what I know about the typical Patterson book, this was a departure from his usual fare. This was a sci fi/dystopian story about a world where the Elites (genetically enhanced humans) rule over the "regular" humans. Hays Baker, an Elite agent, f...more
From what I know about the typical Patterson book, this was a departure from his usual fare. This was a sci fi/dystopian story about a world where the Elites (genetically enhanced humans) rule over the "regular" humans. Hays Baker, an Elite agent, f...more
First point - it's not apparent from the details on the back of the book but this is a step into science fiction for James Patterson and is set 50 or so years into the future when a lot has happened to planet Earth in the meantime.
Having said that it's still written with his usual brisk pace (and short pacy chapters) and style. As I read this I kept likening it to other things - its like the Deus Ex computer games in that it features human augmentation - to such an extent that the augmented mod...more
Having said that it's still written with his usual brisk pace (and short pacy chapters) and style. As I read this I kept likening it to other things - its like the Deus Ex computer games in that it features human augmentation - to such an extent that the augmented mod...more
I knew what I was getting into when I picked up James Patterson's "Toys". This was entirely self-inflicted on my part. The overblown premise, for one, with the comparison of the hero being above James Bond and Jason Bourne, suggested that not everything in this book was what it seemed. Not to mention the character's living a Gary Stu perfect lifestyle, which suddenly comes crashing down when a startling discovery changes his life and sets him on the run from governmental authorities.
Still, I dec...more
Still, I dec...more
Feb 22, 2011
Cheryl "Mash"
rated it
2 of 5 stars
Recommended to Cheryl by:
Brad The Hachette Book Group
TOYS by James Patterson & Neil McMahon
Published by Little, Brown and Company
ISBN 978-0-316-09736-9
At the request of The Hachette Book Group, an ARC TPB was sent, at no cost to me, for my honest opinion.
Synopsis (borrowed from publisher): James Bond and Jason Bourne have just been topped! A battle for the world is set into unstoppable motion and Hays Baker is the only one who can save it. Hays Baker and his wife Lizbeth possess super-human strength, extraordinary intelligence, stunning looks...more
Published by Little, Brown and Company
ISBN 978-0-316-09736-9
At the request of The Hachette Book Group, an ARC TPB was sent, at no cost to me, for my honest opinion.
Synopsis (borrowed from publisher): James Bond and Jason Bourne have just been topped! A battle for the world is set into unstoppable motion and Hays Baker is the only one who can save it. Hays Baker and his wife Lizbeth possess super-human strength, extraordinary intelligence, stunning looks...more
The ending was not completely what I expected. A lot of questions were answered, yet I feel it also left me with one or two unanswered. I did enjoy the story. It was action packed, had good dialogue, the plot was very good and well written. The characters were great. They had personality and were far from boring. The only complaint I do have is that as you get into the middle of the book it kind of feels like every other chapter is a fight scene. I found that bothersome because you would get a 2...more
Nov 22, 2011
John Hanscom
rated it
2 of 5 stars
·
review of another edition
Recommends it for:
no one
What a stupid waste of a book. I almost gave it 1 star, but some of the action sequences were exciting. It turned out to be a book of science fiction, set in a dystopian earth, with an "us" against "them" theme, humans against "elites," but the origin of the elites was underdeveloped and the plot line pretty predictable. It was astounding, at the end, when any threat came up, there was a device to counter it. The "retro" vs. "elite" theme was done much better in Star Wars, with the "ewoks" again...more
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The subject of a Time magazine feature called, "The Man Who Can't Miss," James Patterson is the bestselling author of the past year, bar none, with more than 16 million books sold in North America alone. In 2007, one of every fifteen hardcover fiction books sold was a Patterson title. In the past three years, James has sold more books than any other author (according...more
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The subject of a Time magazine feature called, "The Man Who Can't Miss," James Patterson is the bestselling author of the past year, bar none, with more than 16 million books sold in North America alone. In 2007, one of every fifteen hardcover fiction books sold was a Patterson title. In the past three years, James has sold more books than any other author (according...more

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