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Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped: 400 All-New Facts about the Man Who Knows Neither Fear Nor Mercy

3.8  ·  Rating Details ·  137 Ratings  ·  18 Reviews
The Legend of Chuck Norris Lives On
After the deadly duo of "The Truth About Chuck Norris" and "Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T" roundhouse-kicked bestseller lists, Ian Spector returns to complete the thrillogy that has become just as unstoppable, herculean, and legendary as Chuck Norris himself. "Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped" reveals 400 all-new facts about the roughest, toughe
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ebook, 176 pages
Published May 1st 2010 by Gotham Books (first published 2010)
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Andy Hickman
"Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped: 400 All-New Facts About the Man Who Knows Neither Fear Nor Mercy" by Ian Spector

A bunch of offensive and macho jokes

* Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter.
* The reason we haven't found Osama Bin Laden is because Chuck Norris found him first.
* When Chuck Norris tells time, time obeys.
* A solar eclipse is the sun's attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
* Someone once put Chuck Norris on hold. That's where the term choke-hold comes from.
* A man once broke every bone i
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Alisa
May 07, 2011 Alisa rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: funny, 2011
Crop circles lay down for Chuck Norris.... Rice Krispies rufuse to make a peep for fear of Chuck Norris.... the stock in belt sanders will forever be high due to Chuck Norris.... and I will never be able to look at sperm without thinking about Chuck Norris's bad ass dominant sperm...lol... Great, great book that kept myself and my old people pee-ing our pants... well, for them it was literally... for me... not so much...lol...
Scooter
Aug 13, 2011 Scooter rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
I paid a rather large sum for this book whilst waiting at an airport to get home from touring with my band. At the time, in my sleep deprived/hungover mind it seemed like a great idea. Apart from a few chuckles and even less laughs this book isnt going to claim any prizes. I gave it two stars on the account that the illustrations that accompany the text was great.
Charles
Mar 01, 2011 Charles rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: humor
I didn't think this one was quite as funny as the earlier two. There was a bit more off-color sort of "factoids" in this one, although there were plenty of those in the earlier two books as well. All in all, though, I got some laughs.

Let's hope Chuck Norris doesn't read my positive reviews of these books and kill me. :)
Angel
Just when you thought it was safe to venture out, here is another collection of Chuck Norris facts to amuse you. I think I caught one or two repeats, but overall, most of the "facts" are new. Overall, this is an easy and amusing reading. The fact that stuck with me, for some reason: Chuck Norris is the reason Jack is still in the box.
Melissa Tevlin
Oct 07, 2015 Melissa Tevlin rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
The most inappropriate book I have ever read. I found this in the kid's section at a bookstore. It only took a handful of pages to get smacked in the face with sexual and immoral images and jokes. Not sure whose kids this is appropriate for, but not for any I happen to know.
Megan
Apr 20, 2015 Megan rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
Disturbingly awful!
Katey Clausen
Totally Awesome.
Kent
Jul 13, 2013 Kent rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
love these books
William Bradford
One of the funniest books I have ever read.
Sara Parker
It's chock full of Chuck Norris jokes. Enough said.

Oh, and I won it at a white elephant gift exchange. Good times.
Peter Kauffmann
Reasonably funny, but I still feel like I'm taking the easy way out on my 12 Months, 12 Books challenge. I mostly read this one because I found it sitting around.
Taruia
Jul 26, 2011 Taruia rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: brainless
The first one was better - this is like Ghostbusters 2 - there was no sequel but they made one anyway an in doing so diluted the franchise.
Emily
May 15, 2011 Emily rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: read-in-2011
plenty of out loud laughs, but also quite a few grimmices. I know that they are supposed to be funny, but beating women is never funny.
Shari Schawo
Jun 08, 2011 Shari Schawo rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: anyone who wants a bad laugh
Shelves: humor
Silly fun I got this for Zach
Kristina  UK
May 24, 2012 Kristina UK rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: humour
utter tripe, rubbish, the only good thing was i found the book in my house and i'm sure i didn't spend any money on it.
Shelly
Jun 15, 2011 Shelly rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Just. Plain. Entertaining.
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Computational biology major at Brown University and creator of the Chuck Norris fact fact generator.

He also made fact generators about other celebritues.
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