Sizzling Sixteen (Stephanie Plum, #16)
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Sizzling Sixteen (Stephanie Plum #16)

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Trenton, New Jersey, bounty hunter Stephanie Plum has inherited a “lucky” bottle from her Uncle Pip. Problem is, Uncle Pip didn’t specify if the bottle brought good luck or bad luck. . . .

BAD LUCK:

Vinnie, of Vincent Plum Bail Bonds, has run up a gambling debt of $786,000 with mobster Bobby Sunflower and is being held until the cash can be produced. Nobody else will pay to...more
ebook, 320 pages
Published June 22nd 2010 by St. Martin's Press (first published June 22nd 2009)
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Rachel
Why do I keep reading these? The Stephanie Plum series jumped the shark about ten years ago, after book six. Those first books are some of my favorites of all time, however, so I keep going even though I ought to know better.
It bothers me that Stephanie's never getting older, and she doesn't get wiser. And at this point, there's nothing "sizzling" about her attraction to Ranger. Ranger has weird, stilted dialogue, and all of their flirting is robotic and unnecessary. Morelli shows up just often...more
Kricket
frankly, i don't know why i'm putting myself through this. masochistic urge to see if evanovich will finally put us out of our misery? i swear, if she goes all the way to 20 i'm going to start writing her hate mail.

**

turned out the audiobook gods didn't want me to put myself through this either, a few tracks in the 2nd disc squelched to a halt and i'm letting myself off the hook. here's what happened before i quit:

1. lula eats donuts
2. lula shoots at people for no reason
3. lula eats more donuts...more
Terry
Worse than the last book. Don't waste your time. Not that you'll spend a lot of time reading--the book was printed with large margins & big print to disguise the fact that there isn't much book. Took me 90 minutes to read it. Nor is there much of a plot. Vinnie's been kidnapped. Hard to believe anyone would want to save a sleazebag but Stephanie, Connie, & Lula do & it's the same-old, same-old. Ditto with Stephanie's relationships with Ranger & Morelli. Even the usual car crash i...more
Carol
I know I'll read this because I've read all of them, but I read the first 2 chapters online last weekend and I was not impressed. I've read so much better stuff from people who can't get published that this reheated mix from Evanovich seems especially unfair. Hopefully I'll feel differently after I've read the whole book.

Well, I didn't. Same ol' stuff. I know I used to like Stephanie and care about her. Now it just seems like nothing happens. There was a point where she was in a car, thinking th...more
Julie
Much Better then the last book! I went and re-read the Plum series before starting this book. I wanted to go back and remember why I loved this series so much. This book was so much better then #15. It had the laughs the intense scenes with Ranger, and of course Morelli. But it's the Ranger that sells this book for me. It also makes me want to throw it at a wall too. It's been since Hard Eight and I've been biting my nails and starting to hate the series. I know many are Morelli fan's but there...more
Jess
I saw another reader use this word to describe the book and it's exactly how I felt after I finished it - meh. I do realize that the Stephanie books are supposed to be fun, easy, light reads, and maybe I’m too hard on this series and expect a lot more than I should, but the past few books have been big letdowns. The “mystery” of this book lacked any depth and left me not caring at all about how it would turn out. Comedic bits and circumstances Steph finds herself in are being repeated. How many...more
Vanessa Fox
Yes, I just gave all 16 of these books 3 stars. No, I didn't just read them all in a row. I just read the 16th one while on a plane (er, I forget which one, I've been on a lot of planes this week - 8, including one transcon). It took me about an hour. I really like these books even though they all have exactly the same plot:

-Stephanie is super cute and hot (despite eating only donuts and fried chicken) and all the guys want her, even though she thinks she is mostly average
-Although she is the wo...more
Jake Rideout
Haha I love how critical people are about these. They are what they are, people. Janet Evanovich is not going to win the Nobel Prize for Literature. Here's what's going to happen: Stephanie is going to bungle some stuff, Lula is going to wear ridiculous outfits and get in everyone's way, Ranger is going to be sexy and mysterious, Morelli is going to be a frat boy, Grandma Mazur is going to cause a scene at a funeral home, at least one car is going to be destroyed, and a lot of Cluck-in-a-Bucket...more
Cathy
Just awful. I didn't care for even a moment about what was going on. The story is so shallow, there's no emotion, no suspense, nothing interesting. The women wander around, describing every building, street, turn, and calorie (eaten or craved). Lula's diet covers more words in the book than the search for Vinnie. She's the real star of the book, but it's all one liners. If Evanovich has realized that Lula is the draw, write a story that showcases her in a substantive way instead of just a barrag...more
Jane
I don't know why I keep reading this series. I loved it when it first started, but now, at 16 books strong (they're bestsellers), I am getting tired of the SAMENESS of them all.

Stephanie Plum is crappy at her job as a bonds agent. She usually finds of her targets, often captures them with the help of Ranger, a hot security consultant, and even more regularly ends up in some kind of embarrassing escapade. She is torn between Joe Morelli, her cop boyfriend, and super-sexy mystery man Ranger. She w...more
Lisa
Every time I finish a Stephanie Plum book, I tell myself I'll never read another one, but here I am, with the newest one. At least it's a quick read.
Carol
I loved this book so much. I have read books from this series before but I think I love this one the best. The characters were so sidesplitting funny. It was so easy to imagine them. Like Lulu with her tightfitting clothes and ample bosom, with sequins or glitter on her shoes.

The dialogue was priceless with every character having their own style of talking that went right along with their unique style of dressing.

The situations were so crazy too, I won't tell you about that because it would spoi...more
A.J. Llewellyn
Dear Stephanie Plum,

I've devoted a number of years to your exploits. I have come to love you as a real woman in my life so it pains me to say that after reading this, your sixteenth tale of er...adventure, I feel our relationship is coming to an end.
Let me explain a few facts of life to you.
Something needs to happen in a story apart from witty dialogue and a lot of driving around.
After sixteen books, I'd just like to see you apprehend a felon once. Just once will do.
As for the two men in your li...more
Mary
I hate so say this more than you know, but I was SOO disappointed in "Sizzling Sixteen." If you read the liner notes, Vinnie was supposedly staying with Ranger, but got kicked out due to "overextending" himself on pay-per-view porn, and that didn't happen in the book. If it had, that had a lot of potential to be really funny. But sadly, there wasn't anything too funny in the whole book.

Also, I am over Stephanie being such a dolt at being a bounty hunter. Given so many screw-ups, you'd think she'...more
Kerry
Yes, it's a little embarrassing to admit that I've read all of the SP series (but not the between the numbers books). They make me laugh and it reminds me of reading a comic book when I was a kid, without the pictures. The new book comes out every year around June 21 which is my wedding anniversary and coincides with a trip we take each year at that time that cries out for summer reading. SP is a guilty pleasure.

After reading: this is my last investment in this series. Each one keeps getting wor...more
Giovanni Gelati
I really don’t know where to begin this one. I enjoy these novels for so many different reasons. It is hard for me to narrow down a specific piece or element of Janet Evanovich’s work with the Stephanie Plum series that I can start with as my number one. So I am going to be bold and different today and just list the top 16 reasons why I, Giovanni Gelati of Gelati’s Scoops, don’t just enjoy, but love Sizzling Sixteen and Janet Evanovich’s style: ( without including spoilers)
Number 16: The ending,...more
Kieraanne
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Emily
Yes I'm reviewing the book before I'm finished but that's only because I accidentally saw some of the negative reviews and feel I have to say something. When reading these types of books you have to expect that it's not going to be Jane Austen literature. Books like these are meant for pure entertainment...like watching a sitcom instead of a drama. Lighten up. If you're looking for Stephanie to finally make a committment to Morelli or Ranger than you are missing the point of the books and you sh...more
Erin Carver
I have been a Stephanie Plum fan ever since I can remember. They are fabulous quick reads that never let me down for a good laugh. I have to say that while this was not my absolute favorite (Hard eight for the record), it was definitely a step up from book 14 and 15, Which were severely disappointing. Like many other fans have mentioned, these books have become pretty predictable and have been relying on the love triangle and the laughs to keep propelling this series. I'm no writer, but I'm sure...more
Riccarla Roman
I love Stephanie Plum. I want to be her friend and give her some competition for Ranger. I want to have dinner with Grandma Mazer and eat doughnuts with Lula. This is another great book from Janet Evanovich. The mystery - who kidnapped Vinnie? and the deeper mystery - who would want to kidnap Vinnie? - and the overwhelming mystery - who's willing to pay to get him back? Not too many people are concerned about Vinnie's welfare except for Stephanie, Lula, and Connie because without Vinnie, there i...more
TJ
Definitely better than the last two in this series but it doesn't even come close to being as good as some of her previous ones (namely 5-13). The humor is there in spades, especially with Lula. The bounty hunter storyline is cute but not particularly exciting. Because these books are very formulaic, the excitement has always come in the Stephanie, Morelli, Ranger love triangle. When she quits focusing on that, the rest just seems same 'ol same 'ol. (OK, I'll admit I'm a huge Ranger fan and am v...more
Beth Lane
You have to take these books for what they are...easy entertaining reads. From the very first book Janet Evanovich has stuck to the same form and style for Stephanie Plum. For those of you expecting something new and "refreshing" you'll be disappointed. There will be no deep character development and the age old question "Morelli or Ranger?" won't be answered. It is what it is.

Much like many of you, I'm finding some of the same old antics and storyline's becoming old. It doesn't bother me that...more
Mrs. Missive
Although this book started out really slow and had me rolling my eyes at the cartoony fashion of the characters, after I got about a third of the way through I found I was finally back to the Evanovich books I love reading.

There was finally some Ranger tension. No Ranger Nookie....dammit...but at least a shirt came off.

After about halfway through the book, you get some real conflict for a change and Vinnie's slimy ways get him into some serious trouble with a mobster. I can finally see some rea...more
Crystie
Much better than the last book! Number fifteen had too many immature jokes that took away from the plot. The plot itself wasn't all that strong either. This one was much better!

The plot was interesting. Lula was hilarious, as usual, and I appreciated the fact that the fart jokes were kept to a minimum this time. Grandma Mazur was back for a bit. So was Mooner! I loved the addition of the hobbits, LOL.

The best part was Stephanie's relationship, if you can call it that, with Ranger. I want for th...more
Lightreads
I blame the fact that I read this on my terrible chest infection. How many times have I sworn off this series? But sometimes, all you want in the world is a new book exactly like an old book, you know?

Plus one star for a moment of actual clarity. Plus one star for the thing with the alligator. Minus a star for repetitiveness, sexism, racial stereotypes, and complete failure to move! Fucking! Forward!

Okay, I’m really done this time. No really. Really really. I swear. If you see me backhere again...more
Mary
If you want a laugh out loud good time the Stephani Plum series can't be beat. A quick read full of action and characters. I can't wait for the movie to come out.

Grandma Mazur is a kick and the men in Stephani's life are to die for. One caveat. . .don't read in bed as your partner will get angry because you are keeping them awake with your burst of giggles that shake the bed!
Linda Stoner
Jul 24, 2010 Linda Stoner rated it 3 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Patti Stoner
For the first time, Evanovich failed the found-myself-suddenly-laughing-out-loud test. It could have been the fact that the hot weather has robbed me of my favorite reading spot. Nonetheless, it's still a fast, fun read.
Patricia
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Gina
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Susan
You know how sometimes, even when you've got some nice freshly roasted broccoli and even though you love broccoli, sometimes you just have to have that gooey brownie instead? Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum books are those brownies.

Sizzling Sixteen follows the general formula of the others. Stephanie is still a not very successful bounty hunter. Rex still lives in his soup can, Lula still wears clothes that reflect her former profession of 'ho, Connie still has a Glock in her desk drawer. There...more
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Janet Evanovich is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Stephanie Plum series, the Lizzy and Diesel series, twelve romance novels, the Alexandra Barnaby novels and Trouble Maker graphic novel, and How I Write: Secrets of a Bestselling Author, as well as the Fox and O'Hare series with co-author Lee Goldberg.
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“Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots."
"Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said. "So I shot him.”
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“Ranger clicked his penlight on. "Hang onto me if you can't see."
I curled my hand into the back of his cargo pants just above his gun belt. "I'm good to go."
He was still for a beat. "You could have held on to my jacket," he said.
"Would you rather I do that?"
"No. Not even a little.”
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