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The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard
by
Shawn Wunjo
Fired from his job at the Analsausage Fuck Factory, Lucifer Niggerbastard sets off on an epic quest with his compatriots, a burbling sack of babyshit and Rojir the razor-bladed dildo. Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard is an epic tale told in a bizarro-...more
68 pages
Published
May 5th 2010
by Thunderune Publishing
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When a book has a title like this and then says that its a satire on epic adventures such as Homer and Virgil's work, it makes me curious and I had to check it out. My advice to anyone else who has the same inclination is...well, don't. This is like reading a book by a guy with literary Tourette's who has the sense of humor of an elementary aged boy. Remember when poop jokes were all the rage? Yeah, not so funny as they were then.
This book came to my attention a couple days ago. I read the preview on Lulu.com My initial impression was that Wunjo had watched the South Park episode where the boys write "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerBalls" and then decided that perhaps he should try to write something similar. I pretty much dismissed it as "trying too hard". I thought that would be the last time I'd deal with it.
Unfortunately, not.
E.S. Wynn-a friend of the author's- came over to the Bizarro Fiction group on Goodreads.He pro...more
Unfortunately, not.
E.S. Wynn-a friend of the author's- came over to the Bizarro Fiction group on Goodreads.He pro...more
this post is really deep……………………… it inspires me. No ONE wants to be pushed around and clearly the man is not going to allow himself to be pushed around and is standing up for himself GOOD FOR HIM. This image stands for something deeper I thing, You see, the Man is african american so he probably is thinking about the times when his ancestors were pushed around during Slavery. He clearly is not going to allow him self to be pushed around and be turned into a modern day slave……… so beautiful slav...more
I'm not easily offended... I mean, I picked up a book named "The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard" after all. I'm sure there was intended to be some kind of message in there but other than the occasional laugh from something about Lucifer having the Ass Fairy Griswalda's magic wand that shits buckshot or some funny combinations of profanity I wasn't really impressed by it. It would be a handy book to desensitize someone to profanity in about 68 pages. All in all I can't say I hated it but it'...more
With a title like this, you can't go right.
Do you like vulgarity replete with sexual, scatological, homophobic, and racist overtones? This might just be the book for you!
"The Vagina Ass" is a very short read, but even so it manages to kill its one-trick pony and keep kicking it until the very last page. I recommend reading the first few chapters for the novelty laughs, and skimming or skipping the rest. You surely read the stories this is based upon in school, anyway.
"The Vagina Ass" is a very short read, but even so it manages to kill its one-trick pony and keep kicking it until the very last page. I recommend reading the first few chapters for the novelty laughs, and skimming or skipping the rest. You surely read the stories this is based upon in school, anyway.
If you offend easily, this book is not for you! :)
A hilariously scathing commentary on our modern society that links the western world with classical Rome in the most offensive ways possible, Bizarro author Shawn Wunjo's retelling of Virgil's Aeneid looks almost nothing like the classic text does, and yet it says everything the old tale did and some of the things that it should have.
A hilariously scathing commentary on our modern society that links the western world with classical Rome in the most offensive ways possible, Bizarro author Shawn Wunjo's retelling of Virgil's Aeneid looks almost nothing like the classic text does, and yet it says everything the old tale did and some of the things that it should have.
The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard is an epic tale told in a bizarro-author’s take on the ancient Homeric masters.
For a second or two, I actually suffered from a serious case of The Need but then I looked at my brownies.
All is well.
For a second or two, I actually suffered from a serious case of The Need but then I looked at my brownies.
All is well.
This book had an awkwardly deep story line, with a strange set of characters. It was definitely a slap in the face to censorship. If you read the whole thing, it actually makes sense and leaves you with a sense of pride. So weird, but so good. You just have to get past the overuse of expletives.
Dec 20, 2010
Dan Cooper
added it
I can't fucken BELIEVE any1 is seriously reviewing this book.It's pretty clear to me by the author's own description that Shawn Wunjo(or WHOEVER) is a huge smart-ass who is having a BIG laugh at anybody who takes her/his books seriously.Buy a fucken brain,ppl!
I was not going to put this book on here. But Lee Anne convinced me. Yes, it is a real book. And yes, it is hilarious and Shawn Wunjo is one of my new heroes. Melissa, if you're reading this, this was all Nathan's fault.
Really dirty and if you get offended easily then if I were you I wouldn't read it!
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Nov 14, 2012
Heywot
marked it as never-will-i-ever
I'm the last person to advocate bookburning, but I'll happily embrace it if the book in question has a racist slur in the title and the author's white.
Horribly inappropriate train wreck.. and yet you can't stop reading. There were about 5 real words and the rest was profanity. I am not sure what to think.
It is one of the more compelling stories I've read. The characters are intricate and the story is new and filled with unexpected turns.
This was actually some pretty good shit!
Highly recommended if you're not easily offended and if you like classical mythology!
Highly recommended if you're not easily offended and if you like classical mythology!
is there actually any plot in this thing or is it just buried under the excessive swearing and poor writing
Jul 09, 2012
Amsyy
marked it as to-read
I heard about this book on tumblr and started laughing so hard that I cried.
I need to read this.
I need to read this.
10/10, would ready again
That is of course if you don't get offended easily.
That is of course if you don't get offended easily.
Quite possibly the worst book ever. (But, I've never read Twilight.)
Dumb, but funny. If you get offended easily this book isn't for you.
Apr 23, 2012
Ibrahim
marked it as to-read
I would be eternally grateful to anyone who gets me this book.
Greatest book I've ever read, it completely codified my entire life.
Mar 25, 2011
Suna
marked it as to-read
I mean, really. I can't ignore this. Must read it.
May 17, 2013
Joel
marked it as to-read
I don't actually plan to read this, just FYI.
May 08, 2012
Gowtham Ragavendar
marked it as to-read
What in the world? Am I seeing this right? :D :D
May 02, 2011
Riawhitney
marked it as to-read
ROFLMAO HILARIOUS TITLE.
Aug 13, 2012
Ahmed Saker
marked it as to-read
هاها, أحّا
Not really sure what I was expecting...
The grammar was kind of bad too.
The grammar was kind of bad too.
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Self-proclaimed multiracial lesbian.
She states her books are a reflection of society.
The author claims to have published other books under her real name.
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She states her books are a reflection of society.
The author claims to have published other books under her real name.
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