false <![CDATA[How to Raise a Jewish Dog]]> 811059 1 Questions to Ask a Breeder: 1. What kind of job is this, growing dogs? 2. Are these dogs nice? I mean of course they are. But if not, is this refundable? 3. Is this a stable business? Do you make a decent living? 4. Does the insurance kill you or is it okay? 5. Dogs are animals ? does this mean you qualify for some kind of Federal ranch subsidies? 6. What do I say to people who want to know how I can spend $1500 and up on a dog when there are so many dogs to be rescued from the pound? The (make-believe) Rabbis of the (fictional) Boca Raton Theological Seminary have developed the essential dog training program for raising a Jewish dog. For the first time, the same dynamic blend of passive-aggressiveness and smothering indulgence, that unique alloy of infantilization and disingenuous manipulation that created generations of high-achieving Jewish boys and girls, can be applied to create a generation of high-achieving Jewish doggies. Written (for real) by Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman, co-authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and Yiddish with George and Laura, this essential "guide" is sure to be a complete howl. 797000 5 9 2007 How to Raise a Jewish Dog total:30|5:5|4:9|3:10|2:3|1:3| 30 100 42 11 3 3 false false Thu Sep 03 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Thu Sep 03 18:39:59 -0700 2009 Thu Sep 03 18:52:04 -0700 2009 more...]]> 3 0 false false Sat Apr 04 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Tue Apr 14 06:12:48 -0700 2009 Tue Apr 14 06:17:10 -0700 2009 1 more...]]> 5 0 false false Sat Nov 29 19:51:31 -0800 2008 Sat Nov 29 19:51:49 -0800 2008 2 0 true false Sun Aug 03 21:00:28 -0700 2008 Tue Dec 23 13:06:42 -0800 2008 more...]]> 2 0 false true Sun Feb 17 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Sun Feb 17 18:10:03 -0800 2008 Sun Feb 17 18:12:45 -0800 2008 4 1 false false Sun Mar 30 06:07:53 -0700 2008 Sun Mar 30 06:16:51 -0700 2008
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