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Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

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Lemony Snicket's work is filled with bitter truths, like: 'It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.' Or: 'It is very easy to say that the important thing is to try your best, but if you are in real trouble the most important thing is not trying your best, but getting to safety.'

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Published May 1st 2007 by HarperCollins (first published April 24th 2007)

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Oct 18, 2012 Katherine rated it 5 of 5 stars

Shelves: humor, 21st-c, american, childrens, own, quotes-and-aphorisms, non-fiction

When I first saw this book, I thought to myself, "What a waste. It's one of those silly quote books, with at most a paragraph a page. Harumph." Yet once I was half-way through, I found myself thinking, "Every kid needs to know these things, preferably with as little pain as possible. This book is that painless means by which one may inform them, gently, of the inherent unfairness and occasional joys of life." By the time I was finished, I wished I could hop into a time machine, travel back in ti...more

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Jul 25, 2008 Becky rated it 4 of 5 stars Recommends it for: anyone who enjoyed Lemony Snicket's random quotes in A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Shelves: coffee-table, wish-list

This book is hilarious! It has many random bits from the Series of Unfortunate events. I think this book would make a great book for the coffee table, because you could open it up and giggle at it without having to read a whole story. I just recently read the series of unfortunate events and it was fun to find quotes that I had read aloud to my roommate.

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Nov 09, 2007 Sara rated it 4 of 5 stars

Shelves: kids-lit

This book is full of very short snippets of Snicket wonderfulness. It took me about 1 hour to read, and that was with me stopping to giggle and interrupt my friend (who was also reading) every 3 minutes to read aloud something.
Very funny, very insightful. I think anyone with a twisted sense of what is wonderful and terrible will enjoy this.

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May 12, 2008 Betenia added it

Shelves: crack-you-up-books

I just happened upon this quirky litle book in the store where I 'moonlight' on the weekends. There was one copy face-out on a display table with other books with titles like "7 Secrets of Success" or "6 Lessons on Life" ...

This one obviously stood out among the others, with its simply clean cover and of course, the interesting title. I picked it up to find out more.

It didn't take very long to read through the entire book. With chapters laid out on different aspects of one's life (Family, Hom...more

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Sep 07, 2007 Sondra Santos rated it 5 of 5 stars

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Mar 20, 2013 Bianca Sewake rated it 3 of 5 stars

This is not a novel.

But it begins with a story of a woman who lives a somewhat dull day-to-day life and wonders if there is more to life than just doing the same routine and wonders what else there is to learn. She hears from her husband (who heard from her mother, who heard from her third grade teacher) of a man high in the mountains who can answer all the questions she has about life. She sets out to find him, but when she does, she finds out he is not who she thought and goes back home to fin...more

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Jul 03, 2012 Amy rated it 4 of 5 stars

Shelves: juvenile

I can't get enough of Lemony Snicket's dry, droll humor. In Horseradish, Lemony gives a collection of life's bitter truths. Here are some of my favorite quotes:

"Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them."

"It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone you know. It is like walking up the st...more

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Dec 11, 2011 Chloe Williams rated it 5 of 5 stars

Back in elementary school I had a huge love for the Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket, I would read these books over and over again and once I had read the whole series over and over again I finally pushed the books aside and moved onto bigger and better things. However, the other day when I was going through a pile of $1.00 books in an old book store I came across this book by Lemony Snicket, quickly a feeling of nostalgia came over me and I was forced to run to the clerk and purch...more

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Dec 11, 2011 Shannon rated it 3 of 5 stars

Shelves: bekah, youngadult

Horseradish was recommended to me by my ten year old daughter. We came upon it in the juvenile non-fiction section of a branch library. (While I prefer the vast array of choices available at our downtown library, there's something to be said for a small library where you can wander through the stacks in minutes instead of hours.) My daughter finished the book the same night she got it and has been encouraging me to read it ever since.

I've not read all of Lemony Snicket books, but the one or two...more

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Jan 14, 2011 Briana rated it 4 of 5 stars Recommends it for: Lemony Lovers =)

Recommended to Briana by: Some random bubbly patron <3

Shelves: juvenile, nonfiction, lol-humor, poetry-essays-shortstories

Read 95% of the book with a smile on my face. Snicket is rare, wonderful, and refreshing!!

Eight of my fave "truths you can't avoid":

Perhaps if we saw what was ahead of us, and glimpsed the crimes, follies, and misfortunes that would befall us later on, we would all stay in our mother's wombs, and then there would be nobody in the world but a great number of very fat, very irritated women.

It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting intere...more

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Aug 21, 2010 Chris rated it 4 of 5 stars

Shelves: adult, dark, humor, j, life, not-graphic, ya, guys-read

How could I not give this a positive review with such obvious panders as:

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

and

A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them.

Because even though those examples aren't what give Snicket's collection their depth,

One of the remarkable things about love is that, despite very irritating people writing poems and songs about how pleasant it is,...more How could I not give this a positive review with such obvious panders as:

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

and

A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them.

Because even though those examples aren't what give Snicket's collection their depth,

One of the remarkable things about love is that, despite very irritating people writing poems and songs about how pleasant it is, it really is quite pleasant.

And, of course, that one isn't either. I'm glad I waited a few years before reading this collection of "truths," because time had faded my memory of what I love so much about Snicket's storytelling. This, after all, is the man who repeatedly through his Series of Unfortunate Events books extolled the virtues of drinking tea strong and black, because sometimes it's good to sip on life's bitterness. With wit and sarcasm and profound respect for intellect, but always with the undercurrent of bitter. The aphorisms are collected into short chapters with titles like, "Home," "Work," "Travel," and the like, but it's the title of the climactic twelfth (of thirteen, of course) chapter that captures what he's all about: "An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape No Matter What One Does." So, with that in mind, a few more representative samples (saving the best for last):

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby--awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

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Everybody will die, of course, sooner or later. Circus performers will die, and clarinet experts will die, and you and I will die, and there might be a person who lives on your block, right now, who is looking both ways before he crosses the street and who will die in just a few seconds, all because of a bus. Everybody will die, but very few people want to be reminded of that fact.

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Deciding on the right thing to do in a situation is a bit like deciding on the right thing to wear to a party. It is easy to decide on what is wrong to wear to a party, such as deep-sea diving equipment or a pair of large pillows, but deciding what is right is much trickier. The truth is that you can never be sure if you have decided on the right thing until the party is over, and by then it is too late to go back and change your mind, which is why the world is filled with people doing terrible things and wearing ugly clothing.

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Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night’s sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake someone else up, so that they can feel this way, too.(less)

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Aug 27, 2009 Kathryn rated it 3 of 5 stars

I chose to read "Horseradish" in part because of the hilarious cover and in part because I've heard so many great things about Snicket (and loved his picture book,The Composer Is Dead) but his Series of Unfortunate Events has never really appealed to me. This is supposedly a "bouquet of alarming but inescapable truths [from Snicket's work:] along with selections from his unpublished papers and remarks he has made at dinner parties and anarchist riots, in order to remind the reader that even the...more I chose to read "Horseradish" in part because of the hilarious cover and in part because I've heard so many great things about Snicket (and loved his picture book,The Composer Is Dead) but his Series of Unfortunate Events has never really appealed to me. This is supposedly a "bouquet of alarming but inescapable truths [from Snicket's work:] along with selections from his unpublished papers and remarks he has made at dinner parties and anarchist riots, in order to remind the reader that even the loftiest of inspirations contains a sharp, bitter kernel of dread--and vice versa." Most of the quotes were really not so alarming as that, although there was a good deal of Gloom interspersed with the amusing. I tend not to gravitate toward Gloomy so I am probably not the target audience for this, but it still made for (largely) entertaining and enjoyable reading during a few lunch breaks. However, I am not sure I would recommend purchase (it can be read in less than an hour!) unless you are a die-hard Snicket fan--and even then perhaps most of this is stuff you've already read, I don't know how much is borrowed and how much is new. There is a short story in the Introduction that is, I assume, written for this book.

I'm awarding this only three stars because I was generally amused by the quotes but found some rather tedious, rambling and repetitive or just plan unoriginal. (Then, too, I wasn't a fan of the Gloomiest ones) Here is a sampling of the good, the bad, and the Gloomy--you can decide among them.

"The quoting of an aphorism, like the angry barking of a dog or the small of overcooked broccoli, rarely indicates that something helpful is about to happen."

"If one's safety is threatened, one often finds courage one didn't know one had."

"One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very heavy shoes, with a poisonous toad waiting patiently beneath a clump of weeds, knowing full well that eventually you will step on him."

"It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are getting interesting."

"Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work."
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Jan 17, 2013 Drew Graham rated it 3 of 5 stars

There are some truths in life that are unfortunate, but some of them are still worth knowing. This book presents some of them, along with some that are slightly less unfortunate.

Mostly I read this because I looked up other books Lemony Snicket had written after his Series of Unfortunate Events, which I have enjoyed for many years. This was apparently his first project after finishing up with the Baudelaires' saga, and it contains mostly tidibts from the series itself, as well as (I think?) some...more There are some truths in life that are unfortunate, but some of them are still worth knowing. This book presents some of them, along with some that are slightly less unfortunate.

Mostly I read this because I looked up other books Lemony Snicket had written after his Series of Unfortunate Events, which I have enjoyed for many years. This was apparently his first project after finishing up with the Baudelaires' saga, and it contains mostly tidibts from the series itself, as well as (I think?) some fresh ones (though it might have been nice if there were more original bits). There was a good mix of his trademark semi-tragic tone, but also some guardedly positive ideas. It was a very quick read and fairly amusing, but some of them were quotes that correlated very specifically with plotlines in the Series of Unfortunate Events, so they seemed kind of shoehorned in here (leeches?). Still, it made me laugh a couple of times. Some favorite snippets:

"It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches."

"The expression 'Those who can't do, teach' is a curious one, because if you look at the world, you'll see that teachers aren't particularly worse at doing things than anyone else, so perhaps the expression might be better worded as 'Nobody can do anything.'"

"If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuty[bn[ pasdlgkhasfasdf."

"Shyness is a curious thing, because, like quicksand, it can strike people at any time, and also, like quicksand, it usually makes its victims look down."

"If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats."

Like some kind of slightly melancholy mix of Chicken Soup For the Soul and Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy, Lemony Snicket's collection of wisdom, divided by subject of course into thirteen chapters, includes some amusing insights, most of which were lifted from his Baudelaire saga. It's a little pretentious in and of itself, but it's also a nice blend of the grimly, cynically pessimistic and the gently, cautiously optimistic. In any case, it was nice to visit Lemony Snicket again.(less)

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Aug 14, 2011 Erika B. rated it 4 of 5 stars

O Lemony Snicket how I love you! He's like the Tim Burton of books! This book is a book of quotes-bitter truths you can't avoid! :) My two favorite quotes from this book-

"Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night's sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landsca...more

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Jan 11, 2008 Osho rated it 2 of 5 stars

Shelves: 2007

A little book of aphorisms, which I presume is intended either to be sincere but wry, or a parody of the little-book-of-pensees genre. Since the volume is attributed to Snicket, whose ouvre is extensive and whose voice is distinctive, it is regretable that the majority of these large-type entries are neither funny nor apt. Some simply read like bland, generic self-help aphorisms. I expect more from the man who introduced the word "cakesniffer" to my vocabulary.

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May 15, 2010 Zoe rated it 5 of 5 stars

The title, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid is only relevant to a short section at the start of the book, the small section at the start talks about a woman’s misled journey to the top of a mountain looking for a ‘wise man’. As soon as she’d gotten to the top she asked the ‘wise man’ of what life is really about, since she had done nothing with her life so far and neither had her husband. Although the hike took many months she had failed to find the ‘wise man’ since he actually known a...more The title, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid is only relevant to a short section at the start of the book, the small section at the start talks about a woman’s misled journey to the top of a mountain looking for a ‘wise man’. As soon as she’d gotten to the top she asked the ‘wise man’ of what life is really about, since she had done nothing with her life so far and neither had her husband. Although the hike took many months she had failed to find the ‘wise man’ since he actually known as the ‘wide man’ and her mother who had told her of this man was quite deaf. It teaches you that you should never go after one thing and not have back up plan since when she got back from the mountain her husband had married her third grade teacher and she had nowhere to live and the only thing she could feast on was horseradish or in other words that if you would like to know the bitter truths behind life then there are a few things in the book that you may read. Horseradish isn’t really set anywhere, it’s a stack of opinions from Lemony, this book leaves you laughing and you’ll remember it for the quirky text and the title.
Basically Horseradish is just a stack of opinions, most aimed at a comical audience. Lemony Snicket is at his best in this book providing his talent for literature and humour. If you are new to his work and don’t want to read all fourteen books of the Baudelaire’s misfortunes then this is the perfect book for you. Snicket gives you advice/stupidity/a laugh for anything that you might have a problem with whether it be; love, school, work, entertainment etc. He is a genius and there’s no doubt about it. The book gives you a different view on the world and lets you in on Snicket’s genius.
My opinion on the book is that it is a well written book, but not exactly a story the only story in it is the first bit to it about the wise, I mean, wide man and the lady who ends up living off horseradish. I think Lemony Snicket is an excellent writer because of his endless wit, humour and the fact that he does not promote his books which make you want to read them even more. When I say he doesn’t promote his books I’m saying that in each of the Baudelaire orphans’ adventures Snicket will continually tell you that you shouldn’t read about their misery and it will only make you sad and this is kind of the same deal with this book. The blurb reads; Life is a turbulent journey, fraught with confusion, heartbreak, and inconvenience. This book will not help. I guess he caught on with the whole idea of how someone older or with more power than you saying not to do something and then it just makes you want to do something even more. Either that or he really doesn’t want his books read either way it makes you want to read them.
I learnt from the book many things, it taught me that classes in school can be a drag, but even some recesses can be more of a drag, that love is hard, that sometimes you shouldn’t tell people things and a lot more random things. All in all this is a book for anyone, it’s easy to read and also fast. I’d recommend it to anyone and everyone.
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Sep 10, 2012 K8 rated it 3 of 5 stars

Recommended to K8 by: Lucia Passinisi

In a Nutshell: Sage advice on the tough truths of life.

-There are those who say that life is like a book, with chapters for each event in your life and a limited number of pages on which you can spend your time. But I prefer to think that a book is like a life, particularly a good one, which is well worth staying up all night to finish.

- A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them.

-Somet...more

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Jun 23, 2010 Leah rated it 4 of 5 stars

Shelves: favorites

This book is wonderful (or should I say terrible?) in typical Lemony Snicket fashion. Broken up into segments such as "School," "Literature," "Family," and "An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape No Matter What One Does," Snicket offers short anecdotes meant to... what? Inspire? Depress? Amuse?

I suppose they do all three in turn.

This is the perfect book for fans of A Series of Unfortunate Events who are hankering for more Snicket even though the series has ended. I suppose it's...more

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Jun 17, 2012 Jerianna rated it 5 of 5 stars

4.7

Hilariously profound. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Favorite quotes:

“It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down, through the air, and there is a sickly moment...more

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Aug 11, 2011 Jessica rated it 3 of 5 stars

Lemony Snicket has an offbeat, sometimes twisted view of the world, and it is definitely on display in this collection of truisms. "Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them." and "One of the world's tiresome questions is what object one would bring to a desert island, because people always answer 'a deck of cards" or 'Anna Karenina' when the obvious answer is 'a well-equipped boat and a crew to sail me off the island and back home where I can play all the card games and read all t...more

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Apr 29, 2008 Alexis rated it 4 of 5 stars

I so enjoy Snicket's style of writing, his doom and gloom with a twisted humor that always makes me laugh out loud! Straight from the back cover "Life is a turbulent journey, faught with confusion, heartbreak and inconvenience. This book will not help." This book contains a bouquet of alarming but inescapable truths....

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Oct 28, 2011 Simon rated it 3 of 5 stars

I read this book in one day in two sittings. It's not nesisarrily difficault and the largest chunk of writing is the Introduction.

This book was good and I really approved of the way the author spoke because I had read some of the "Series of Unfortunate Events" (A series I really need to start over and actually complete) and recognized word usage and tricks.

The bitter truths I found not all to be actually bitter, and for the record, I love horseradish, it reminds me of pickles.

I found some of the...more

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May 26, 2012 Tracey rated it 5 of 5 stars

This little book is a collection of quotes, phrases and stories divided up into categories, and as the title suggest, some are bitter truths tinged with humour whilst others are steeped in simple wisdom.

For those that don't know, Lemony Snicket is a pen name and some will have heard it associated with A Series of Unfortunate Events, a children's series narrated and penned by Lemony Snicket.

This book, Horseradish - Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid is a collection of short writings, each confined to...more

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Jul 06, 2011 Maggie rated it 4 of 5 stars

Shelves: read-in-2011

It's not what I'd call a book, per se (did I even use that correctly??) - more like an alarming collection of even more alarming quotes that literally made me laugh out loud.

"Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plastic duck."

"Perhaps if we saw what was ahead of us, and glimpsed...more

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Sep 09, 2011 Olivia rated it 5 of 5 stars

Shelves: witty-sayings-and-others, zany-writing

I really enjoyed this book and am seriously considering buying a copy. It's nice to have a book of this nature around when one is feeling down. Lemony Snicket is a genius of epic proportions. Here are some of my favorite quotes:
"A long time ago, there was no such thing as school, and children spent their days learning a trade, a phrase which here means 'standing around doing tedious tasks under the instruction of a bossy adult.' In time, however, people realized that the children could be allowe...more

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Apr 10, 2009 Claire rated it 3 of 5 stars

Shelves: humor

How can you not snicker at a book which tells you things like:

"It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches."

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Jul 25, 2012 E rated it 5 of 5 stars

Also Found On: A Book and A Record

What a fun little book! I was recommended to this by a girl I work with who has a love of non-fiction. Lemony Snicket delivers such a fun treat hiding amongst the Dewey decimals. Filled with little quotes and thoughts that are full of the dry humor and wit that Snicket is known for. This is the perfect coffee table or nightstand book, because every single page is filled with something fun and enlightening to read. I definitely recommend it if you’ve got an hour...more

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Apr 26, 2008 Kerri rated it 5 of 5 stars

: I keep going back and rereading pages of this book. Some of them are sweet and thought-provoking and others are just really funny.

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Feb 06, 2012 Victoria rated it 5 of 5 stars · review of another edition

Shelves: non-fiction

I normally don't like this kind of books and don't think it's worthwhile to read, but this was just perfect. I seriously doubt that I'll ever be able to rate this author's works with anything less than 5 stars. Every single "aphorism" in this (sadly) short book is written in such a brilliantly hilarious way that makes the saddest and bitterest truths of life not so sad and bitter and the routine moments one normally doesn't pay attention to every day are described in the most unexpected way. The...more

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Nov 14, 2012 Carolyn rated it 5 of 5 stars

Shelves: great-wisdom

One of my favorite books that I frequently refer to for words of wisdom. Or sometimes just words... When I accidently spilled coffee on it at work, one of my Mr. Smarty Pants co-workers told me to "throw it away"! How totally unacceptable! So, I threw him away instead! (But that's another story that may or may not be on the evening news!) Now, not only is my book full of very useful information, but it smells good, too! (And will serve me well if there is ever a coffee shortage!) Don't ask me wh...more

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About Lemony Snicket

Lemony Snicket is the pen name of American novelist Daniel Handler. Snicket is the author of several children's books, serving as the narrator of A Series of Unfortunate Events (his best-known work) and appearing as a character within the series. Because of this, the name Lemony Snicket may refer to both a fictional character and a real person. This article deals primarily with the character.

As a...more Lemony Snicket is the pen name of American novelist Daniel Handler. Snicket is the author of several children's books, serving as the narrator of A Series of Unfortunate Events (his best-known work) and appearing as a character within the series. Because of this, the name Lemony Snicket may refer to both a fictional character and a real person. This article deals primarily with the character.

As a character, Snicket is a harried, troubled writer and researcher falsely accused of felonies and continuously hunted by the police and his enemies, the fire-starting side of the secret organization Volunteer Fire Department (V.F.D.). As a child he was kidnapped and inducted as a "neophyte" into V.F.D., where he was trained in rhetoric and sent on seemingly pointless missions while all connections to his former life, apart from his siblings Jacques and Kit (who were also kidnapped and inducted), were severed. In the organization he met and fell in love with a peer named Beatrice, to whom he eventually became engaged. After a series of unfortunate events (after which the real-world series is in some ways named), he became falsely accused of murder and arson. Eventually the fallacies grew so much that The Daily Punctilio reported his death. Beatrice eventually moved on and married Bertrand Baudelaire, becoming the mother of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire, the protagonists of A Series of Unfortunate Events. Fourteen years thereafter Beatrice and Bertrand were murdered in a house fire, leaving the Baudelaires orphans. Feeling indebted to his former fiancée, Snicket embarks on a quest to chronicle the lives of the Baudelaire children until they become old enough to face the troubles of the world on their own.

Snicket is the subject of a fictional autobiography, Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography (which contains an introduction from a fictionalized version of Daniel Handler). A pamphlet, 13 Shocking Secrets You'll Wish You Never Knew About Lemony Snicket, was released in promotion of The End. Other works by Snicket include The Baby in the Manger, The Composer Is Dead, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid, The Latke Who Couldn't Stop Screaming, The Lump of Coal, and "13 Words". Snicket is currently writing a new children's series that is due out sometime in 2012.(less)

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