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Kids' Quickest Comebacks
Every child wants to be a comeback kid. That cherished goal is within reach with these hundreds of smart-alecky answers to stupid questions youngsters hear at home and in school. Why apologize to the teacher who asks: Why are you always daydreaming? Just say: I’m trying to come up with a formula to make homework disappear. No child will ever have to think, “Wish I’d said t ...more
Paperback, 96 pages
Published November 2nd 2010 by Sterling
(first published March 28th 2004)
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Very cute joke book that has all the answers to dumb questions, or so it may seem, but I do not recommend you use them yourself. Vengeance is uncool, and a lot of these snappy remarks are really vengeful in nature. Love rules. Try that instead.