The Alto Wore Tweed (The Liturgical Mystery #1)

The Alto Wore Tweed (The Liturgical Mystery #1)

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Hayden Konig is the police chief in the small Appalachian town of St. Germaine, North Carolina. His part-time job, however, is serving as the choir director and organist at St. Barnabas Episcopal Church, but he’s also determined to write the next great hard-boiled mystery novel a la Raymond Chandler — a liturgical mystery novel with no real plot, but enough bad prose to ma...more
Paperback, 144 pages
Published July 1st 2002 by St. James Music Press
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Julia
This is not great literature, but definitely fun to read. It's light reading -- I read it in less than a day. It's a murder mystery -- but really more of a parody of classic detective stories. The lead character/narrator is a small town police chief whose first love is church music; he is also the organist and choir director for St. Barnabas Episcopal Church and a wannabe mystery writer. Sections of the story he is writing are interspersed throughout the book; they are printed in italics, so it...more
Mary Ronan Drew
This first in a series of very funny mysteries that takes place in a North Carolina mountain town, is filled with puns, sly references to music and musicians, and satire aimed at the Episcopal Church, all done gently and with charm. Other titles by Mark Schweizer include The Baritone Wore Chiffon, The Soprano Wore Falsettos, The Bass Wore Scales, and The Mezzo Wore Mink.

Hayden Konig is not just the police chief of St Germaine and an aspiring mystery writer, he is also the holder of a degree in...more
Jon
I almost gave up on this one after 25 pages--the quality of writing seriously put me off. Then I noticed that most GoodReads reviewers gave it four stars, so I gave it some more time. I'm glad I did. Eventually I got on the author's wavelength and realized that he had the same off-beat sense of humor as Carl Hiaasen or Christopher Moore (The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove). The writing improved as it went along, and apparently it gets quite good, since a later book in the series (The Soprano Wor...more
Rosemarie
This is a flat-out, fall-down funny mystery!

When Willie Boyd, sexton at St. Barnabas Episcopal Church, is found dead in the choir loft, having spewed all over the keyboards of the organ in the process; Chief Detective and Choir Director Hayden Konig suspects poison. It was poison, but the bottle of sacramental wine Willie had filched and drunk, the only thing he is known to have consumed, is not the source.

Many people disliked Willie, including the new priest, Mother Lorraine Ryan, whom many Ch...more
Jeannie and Louis Rigod
I wasn't sure what to expect with this book. It is listed as a 'Liturgical Mystery.' Yet, it was also mentioned to me by fellow readers that it was really funny. Well, this book is both!

A small town police chief dreams of being an author, so much in fact, that he purchases Raymond Chandler's Underwood typewriter. Hayden Konig is his name and he is also Choir master, and organist of St. Barnabas Episcopal church.

Hayden is well liked and rather famous for his liturgical service music. Thankfully,...more
Eric_W
Our hero, Hayden, is a chief of detectives (the only detective in town) by day and the rest of the time choir director at the local Episcopal church with a master’s in music composition and a degree in law enforcement.. He drives a ‘62 Chevy that has rolled over the odometer four times, according to the notches he keeps on the steering wheel, and it’s fully equipped with blue lights, siren, and really expensive Marantz stereo speakers. He keeps his ticket pad in the office.

He had a standard way...more
Judy
This book about a detective (in a police force of three) and choirmaster of an Episcopal church, St. Barnabas, in a small moutain town near Boone, North Carolina. It is funny in a silly, silly way. I probably didn't get all of the musical jokes and it definitely helps to have had experience with an Episcopal church, the clergy--including a bishop or two--and the quirky characters that make up the congregation to fully appreciate the humor. Hayden Konig is a millionaire who has become a member of...more
Patricia Rockwell
This is absolutely the type of mystery I enjoy most. The main character spends his time attempting to solve a mystery--not trying to elude some bad guy. There are a lot of unique-even quirky--suspects from which to choose. The plot is complicated and there are a host of fascinating clues. And finally, there is humor! Lots of it!

In THE ALTO WORE TWEED (the first of many of Schweizer's liturgical mysteries, we meet Hayden Konig--police chief of the small North Carolina town of St. Germaine. He's a...more
Karen Syed
I found this book in an ad in the sidebar of Facebook. I was amused by the image of the author and the brief description of Liturgical Mysteries intrigued me. So, I clicked on the link which took me to Kindle and I bought the eBook.

As a publisher, I was surprised by the number of errors in this book. They range from mispelled words to grammar and punctuation. I was also surprised that I enjoyed the story so much I didn't care about them.

As a reader, I could hardly put my Kindle down. It was fast...more
Deb
After my summer of George R.R. Martin, I needed a light, humorous read and this first "Liturgical Mystery" by Mark Schweizer fit the bill perfectly! Hayden Konig is the full time police chief of St. Germaine, NC AND the part-time volunteer organist and choir director at the local Episcopal church. He's also a would-be author in the style of Philip Chandler. When the unpopular sexton is found murdered in the choir loft, the investigation is on. Was the murderer Mother Ryan, the new, ultra-feminis...more
Ngnadig
This is the first book in Mark Schweizer's Liturgical Mystery series. I discovered the series before Christmas when I stumbled upon The Christmas Cantata, his Christmas offering that is a departure from the series. I enjoyed the sweet, funny, engaging work enough to check out the series. Each book became increasingly more addictive. Hayden Konig, Police Chief and church organist/choir director,in St. Germaine, North Carolina, solves murders in between skewering (tongue-in-cheek) liturgical issue...more
Rebecca
This mystery was a fun read. The small town police detective moonlighting as the music director at the Episcopal church solves a murder. In the mountains of North Carolina. And a Bernese Mountain dog makes an appearance. Gosh, why does that sound so familiar? But this one is humorous, which is a nice change. I notice that most of its humor pokes fun at women in the church and choir (especially altos - is he afraid of us?), and with gosh-darn little of it directed at men, which seems a little one...more
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Pauleta
I love a cheesy mystery. And this is pretty cheesy. I'm also a church choir nerd. And this is...

about a small town church choir, a murder, a choir director and organist who doubles as the town sherriff and also happens to be independently wealthy with a computer degree and a not-so-useful music degree all while writing run-on sentences in his film noir books... oh, he also keeps a gun in the organ bench. (That's actually no big deal since at least one of the choir members keeps a flask in her c...more
Margaret
This is the first in a series of tongue-in-cheek murder mysteries written by a musician - a church musician at that. The hero is chief of police in a 2 1/2 person police department in the fictional small town of St. Germaine in Watauga Co., NC. He is also the organist/choir master at the local Episcopal church. Haydin fancies himself as the writer of hardboiled thrillers, a la Raymond Chandler, whose typewriter he bought in a Christie's auction. The chapters of his current opus are placed in the...more
Beverly
This is the first I've read of this series and the first of the series--I may read another to see if the plotting improves. The main character is a police chief/church organist in a small NC town. He wants to be a noir mystery writer. Strangely, there are two stories here: the one he is writing and the one he is living. For my money, he could have left out the one he was writing. Although I came to skim most of that, I found no connection between the two. If you've read it and have other ideas,...more
Tracey
This was a very funny and fluffy book. As an Episcopalian and a musician, I loved all the liturgical and musical references, and I laughed out loud several times. I have to say that the publisher would be well-advised to hire a decent copy editor, though. The puppy that gets mentioned? Probably isn't supposed to be a "Burmese Mountain Dog," but a "Bernese Mountain Dog." And there were a number of really bad grammatical errors and typos throughout.

I still plan to read more in this series, though,...more
bookczuk
I fully expected to throw this down after a few pages, but it somehow appealed to a quirky, choir type of way. I liked the references to the music, much of which I knew, and the references to some choir jokes. I also liked the references to the parodies that Hayden made, the "tribute" to Phillip Marlowe and the way Hayden's cabin in the woods sounded. Not quite like our little cabin, but both have owls and mice, and the occasional squirrel. Ours, however, lacks a stellar sound system, not to men...more
Erin Bell
Beginning of a wonderful series of mystery stories, based on a main character who is both the organist at St. Barnabas Episcopal Church and police chief in a small North Carolina town. This character also owns Raymond Chandler's typewriter, which he purchased through an auction, and he attempts to write Chandler-esque mysteries in his spare time.

These books are funny, creative, and steeped in the author's understanding of music as seen through the eyes of church musicians. Which is a funny thing...more
Nancy
This book is one long inside joke. If you have never been in a church choir, or to a liturgical based church, you likely won't get it. You should probably skip it.

If you have, you might find this so funny at points that you have to find someone to share it with, read it out loud, and then can't read anymore because you are laughing so hard you are crying. The Advent I service (with the incense) and the alto trying to get her sweater off without taking off her robe both had me in total tears. (Di...more
Josh Hamacher
My parents - who seldom agree on anything - both highly recommended this book (and the entire series) to me. I borrowed the first one to try it.

And I absolutely loved it. It's a very tongue-in-cheek, lighthearted mystery. I think I had a grin on my face throughout the entire novel (it's a fast read) and laughed out loud several times. It's fun, it's silly, it's not to be taken seriously. My only complaint is that the resolution wasn't entirely satisfying, but I'm more than willing to overlook th...more
Sara
So...I grew up in a small town, have completed graduate work in music, worked for a long time in a church as an organist, and have a soft spot for old detective stories. Consequently, I loved this book as it felt like it was written just for me!!! I couldn't stop giggling at all the craziness, so I purchased the rest of the series for my Kindle. The first 4 are only 99 cents right now, a small price to pay for hilarious writing! I loved this book, but I can see where some people may feel a bit l...more
Debi
May 31, 2010 Debi rated it 3 of 5 stars
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Fun times! I've found a mystery series that is hilarious! Setting: small town in North Carolina. Detective: police chief of said small town (only three policemen on the force) who part-times as the organist/choir director of the local Episcopal church. Oh, and he also writes detective stories about a detective who is a choir director.

There's about seven books in this Liturgical Mysteries series. This one is the first and I'm eating it like cotton candy.
Scott
I loved some of this book such as the mystery, the humor, the music references, the church insider jokes, the characters but I did not like the percentages spent on each.
I would have preferred more mystery, a lot less humor, a lot less music references, quite a bit less of the church insider things and would have preferred a lot more character development.
I thought the book was going to be a mash up of Lake Wobegon, Don Knotts and Agatha Christie - I was wrong.
I enjoyed it from time to time and...more
Stephen
Since Edgar Allen Poe wrote "Murders in the Rue Morgue" in 1841, the murder mystery has been a literary genre. From it, numerous sub-genres have evolved: the cozy, the police procedural, the caper, the noir. "The Alto Wore Tweed: A Liturgical Mystery" by Mark Schweizer is in the sub-sub-genre of the Episcopal-musicological murder mystery. This is the first in a series of novels in which the protagonist, Hayden Konig, is both the organist-choir director at Saint Barnabas' E... (show more)
Carl
I enjoyed this liturgical mystery quite a bit. There's a mystery within a mystery laid on top of a book about being a church musician, which makes it fairly unique as well. You might have to be a church music geek to truly appreciate what Schweizer writes about being an organist, choir director and working relationships with clergy and choir members. There were a lot of laughs in it for me.
Julia
A fun, fast read that reminded me why I miss singing in choirs - you take your music seriously, but very little else. Throw in a light attempt at Chandler, some Appalachian charm and a murder to drive the plot along and you've got the Alto Wore Tweed. The only thing missing is a soundtrack to all the musical references.

Thanks to Bookczuk for the book and the recommendation!
Rachel
I was predisposed to like The Alto Wore Tweed, the first in a series by Mark Schweizer. It's lighthearted crime novel, it's set against a musical background and it channels Raymond Chandler - what's not to like?

Well - here's a book which is bursting with great ideas and that's its problem for me. It's just trying too hard. Pastiche Chandler is fine except Chandler himself did it better. And the central figure being a choirmaster as well as a cop works, except he's also an author writing Chandle...more
Catherine
Oct 30, 2008 Catherine rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommended to Catherine by: Nicole
The first reason I enjoy this series of books is because it's set in the mountains of North Carolina, and constantly references places I know from my college days (Boone, Blowing Rock, Appalachian State). Secondly, it is fun for those involved in church music in any way. Thirdly (is that a word?), small towns make for such interesting characters. The only drawback is that Mark Schweizer is a little overboard in his cynicism regarding female clergy and alternative worship. But then again, the who...more
Nancy Haddock
I couldn't imagine what to expect from a "liturgical" mystery, but my hubby bought this one for his Kindle. And laughed most of the way through the book. I just finished it, and, yes, I also laughed throughout most of the book. This is hilarious with a a very good mystery plot. Not the normal cozy, but great fun!
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The Alto Wore Tweed (The Liturgical Mystery #1)
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In 1974, Mark Schweizer, a brand-new high-school graduate decided to eschew the family architectural business and become an opera singer. Against all prevailing wisdom and despite jokes from his peers such as "What does the music major say after his first job interview?" (answer: You want fries with that?), he enrolled in the Music School at Stetson University. To his father, the rationale was obv...more
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