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Games You Can Play With Your Pussy: And Lots of Other Stuff Cat Owners Should Know

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Games You Can Play With Your Pussy and lots of other stuff cat owners should know. Hilarious, humorous book that will leave every cat-lover rolling with laughter. Includes Naming Your Pussy, How to Feed Your Pussy, Sleeping with Your Pussy, Disciplining Your Pussy, How to Handle A Hot Pussy and lots more. Very entertaining but it helps to have a somewhat perverted sense of ...more
Paperback, 47 pages
Published January 1st 1985 by Ivory Tower Pub. Co (first published 1982)
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Warning: despite the cover illustration, this book contains no useful advice whatsoever about how to teach your cat to play chess. Maybe I'm too much of a skeptic, but I do wonder if it's possible. Although they have some undeniable tactical skills, their feeling for positional play is entirely lacking and closed positions usually just make them curl up and go to sleep.
Oct 17, 2012 Lenore marked it as run-the-other-way
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My grandparents sent this to me when I was a small child and I got a lot of laughs out of it over the years (until a coworker stole it from me, grr). It is not sexual, despite the fun you can have with the chapter titles. It is also not for kids. There are great chapters about How to Clean Your Pussy by putting it in the washing machine. How to Stop Pussy Poo Poo, by genetically altering your pussy not to poo and then watching pussy explode, and other such nonsense. A fun read, albeit a crazy on ...more
Rena Sherwood
I was a kid when this first came out and completely missed the pussy = vagina references. It was still funny. It's a more accurate picture of life with cats than modern "cat whisperer" books.
My sister gave me this book earlier today. It is very funny as you can imagine by the title. The cartoon picture made me laugh.
Tara Griffin
I still have my copy of this book from when my aunt bought it for me when it first came out. We sat in the bookstore, read the whole thing cover to cover, laughed so hard we cried, and she STILL bought it for me.
Humorous look at having a cat run your household, because really, that's what they do -
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