Agent to the Stars

Agent to the Stars

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The space-faring Yherajk have come to Earth to meet us and to begin humanity’s first interstellar friendship. There’s just one problem: They’re hideously ugly and they smell like rotting fish.

So getting humanity’s trust is a challenge. The Yherajk need someone who can help them close the deal.

Enter Thomas Stein, who knows something about closing deals. He’s one of Hollywoo...more
Paperback, 385 pages
Published November 30th 2010 by Tor Science Fiction (first published December 8th 2004)
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Stephen
4.0 stars. SUPERSTAR AGENT WORKING FOR ALIENS....SOUND CRAAAAZY...MAYBE, BUT MAYBE NOT.......

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Then one day Mr. “Big Shot Hollywood Agent” is contacted by an ambassador from an alien species that wants him to arrange the introduction of their people to the World.

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Unfortunately, Mr. Agent is more than a little skeptical and things look really hopeless for the Alien visitors.

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***It is amazing how accurate the guys from South Park were on this one***

Intrigued by the words of L.Ron Hubbard, Mr...more
Joel
Yes, I know this was John Scalzi's "starter novel," written as an exercise, just to see if he could do it. I know it wasn't traditionally published until years later, when his subsequent better books had already earned him name recognition and numerous Hugo nominations. I know that. I don't really care though: this book cost me the same $7.99* as his other stories, and I don't feel the need to give it the benefit of the doubt.

Besides, if one thing is clear, it is the fact that Scalzi got a lot o...more
Michael
In the preface, Scalzi talks about his being his "tester" novel--the one he wrote to see if he could do it. It's the story of an alien race that decides to come to Earth after intercepting our broadcast signals. They've decided not to invade but instead hire a Hollywood talent agent to help them make their big debut. There's just one small problem--the aliens are gelatinous and smell pretty foul.

The story takes off from there, alternating between the alien (whose name is Joshua) trying to find...more
Kaethe
I stayed up too late last night because I didn't want to stop reading this. First, it's entertaining as hell. There's an insider's view of movie-making as a business, there's science fiction, there's romance, there's a very complicated plot, there's snappy repartee, but just like His Girl Friday, there's also an examination of what duty we owe to humanity, of what fair play looks like. In this, Scalzi's first novel, as in his most recent one Fuzzy Nation, there is thoughtful consideration of wha...more
Ron
At least four stars.

What a hoot! This may not be great fiction, but it was an unusual approach and a fun read.

I have no idea if Scalzi accurately reported how Hollywood works or he was just playing to stereotypes, but I laughed so hard I cried.

Everything worked out too neatly and I could see a lot of the plot turns coming, but what the heck?
apple
Phone home, E.T and get the mothership to haul your wrinkled little butts out because the Yherajk (pronounced yee-heer-aahg-k) has arrived and they got the best agent in Hollywood to engineer their first contact. Although desperately lacking in the looks department –- Yherajk will slob and glob their way into your unsuspecting heart while releasing fumes of weapon-grade B.O. and dropping cheesy movie lines along the way. Seriously, this book is so funny you shouldn’t read it while consuming hot...more
Wendy B
This book was selected for the April Read for my book club based on a member's inquiry:

I was thinking earlier today that it's kind of weird how I haven't really seen any major variances from the male/female paradigm in the sci-fi I've seen. Now, I'm not a sci-fi fan and am only recently starting to explore the genre, so it's possible I just haven't seen enough yet. But it seems like usually even if there's really no good reason for a species to fit those categories, they do anyway in some ways.

T...more
joanna
Was unsure about this one at first. Thought it might be too science fiction-y, and lacking in the human interest sector. But then! I was totally wrong! It's got everything - humor, aliens, Hollywood, intrigue, romance, the Holocaust, talking dogs. I laughed (a lot), I cried (single tear). It had levels. It was great!

I think some have critique'd the credibility - that the story wrapped up a little too easily/happily, but when you pick up a book about a Hollywood agent introducing an alien race t...more
Steven
Agent to the Stars is one of the reasons why, despite liking John Scalzi as a person and deeply enjoying his work, I am also very, very jealous of him. It's his first novel (written so that he could see if he was able to do it), and succeeds fantastically.

Agent is a light, fun read. It's fast-paced, and while slightly dated at points (it refers to current events in 1999), it holds up very well. It pokes fun at both the movie industry and at first contact novels while still being respectful – a...more
Clay
Pop culture is often dismissed as simply low culture – in contrast to the high art of opera or classical music or abstract expressionism. And there’s good reason: As long-ago scifi author Theodore Sturgeon once pointed out, “Ninety percent of everything is trash.”

A simple tour through the cable channels, or spin of the radio dial, will prove Sturgeon right, and in the mass of modern pop culture it’s much harder to filter out the signal from the noise. In classical music, for example, the bad sym...more
Theresa
Have you ever heard of a "practice novel?" Well, if you haven't, let me introduce you to the concept.

John Scalzi, who is likely to become one of my favorite authors, wrote a book in 1997 just to see if he could, in fact, write a book. Turns out he can.

"Agent to the Stars" started its life online in 1999 when Scalzi posted it and asked readers to send him $1 if they thought the story was good and before long it took on a life of its own. Subterranean Press contacted Scalzi and asked if they could...more
Sandi
What would you get if you added space aliens to the HBO series "Entourage"? You'd get John Scalzi's "Agent to the Stars". This book had me rolling with laughter. I was up way too late last night finishing it. There's nothing deep here. It's a standard first-contact story in which gelatinous aliens hire a Hollywood agent to figure out a way to introduce them to humanity. They've been watching TV broadcasts from Earth and they realize that they'll have a serious image problem. You see, they bear f...more
Red
This was a fast, fun read. The premise is that aliens come to earth to make first conatct, and decide that their odiferous, gelatenous selves might not be well received. (They look like The Blob, and speak in farts.) So they hire a top notch Hollywood PR firm to present them to the Earth in an acceptable way.

This is the author's first "practice" book, a little science, a lot of humor, some romance and some action. A perfect summer beach read for SF fans. And you can read it free on the author's...more
Joy
Tom Stein is a rising agent in Hollywood, when his boss asks him to create a publicity campaign for a race of aliens. They have an image problem: They look and smell terrible. So if they are to be accepted as friends, Tom is going to need some really creative positioning ideas.

In the meantime he has issues with his main client, a sexy but brainless blonde. A co-worker and a slandering writer for a gossip rag are out to get him. His neighbor's lonely dog makes itself at home in his house. All of...more
Midu Hadi
May 11, 2012 Midu Hadi rated it 4 of 5 stars Recommends it for: sci-fi fans
Shelves: singles, 212books, aliens, humor, sf
Loved the book.

The humor was just my style-the way the Yherajk communicated was a hoot.

What I also liked was that even though the MC was a smartass, he wasn’t made out to be a jaded guy or an agent who took advantage of other people to survive.

I was expecting a romance between Tom and Michell but Miranda was a far better choice.

The book wasn’t too long but just the right length which always wins points with me. Joshua was my favorite character.

Loved how the ending/unveiling was handled, as well...more
Joel Neff
Mar 11, 2008 Joel Neff rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition Recommends it for: Fans of Scalzi.
Aliens need representation too. Or at least, that's the central premise of Agent to the Stars, John Scalzi's first novel.

Like all Scalzi novels, the story is served at breakneck pace, with character being revealed in the pauses between the actions. There is a little romance, a lot of humor, and the occasional plot twist.

Agent is a fun, fast read; I read it through during an average day and did not feel that I was missing anything by reading in bits and pieces over the course of my day. Still, it...more
Xan
¿Cuál sería la primera vía de contacto con unos extraterrestres? Por desgacia para la Humanidad probablemente serían los programas de teletienda. Si despues de verlos deciden no acabar con nosotros es que son muy crueles, por dejar que sigan torturándonos con máquinas que "lo cortan todo todo todo" y fajas reductoras para llevar debajo del bañador, o es que son demasiado buenos y creen que pueden llevarnos a otro plano de la existencia (en forma de hamburguesas, esclavos sexuales, máquinas vivas...more
Francis Gahren
The good news: There's intelligent life out there, and they've come to Earth to meet us. They're friendly, and eager to get to know us.
The bad news: They resemble gelatinous cubes, and communicate amongst themselves by means of odor. In short, they're ugly and smelly. And they've familiarized themselves with our popular culture, and let's face it, the "good" aliens never look like ambulatory Jell-O or smell like wet dog farts in summer.
That's why the Yherajk have decided to do what other peopl...more
Su
I listened to the audio book of Agent to the Stars on a long drive, and was very engrossed by it. It's fluffy but fun--the premise, that aliens have hired an agent to help them manage their Earth debut, is a very fun one. And Wil Wheaton is a good reader; I suspect that this is one of those books that is better as an audio book than on paper.

Unfortunately, about 2/3 of the way through, there is a plot development that makes no sense at all within the context of the book. As it is the central plo...more
Shari Morehouse
the Author’s Note at the beginning of the book, John Scalzi calls Agent to the Stars, his practice novel. The novel he wrote just to see if he could write. He can.

The premise of the book is that an alien race wants to make first contact with earth. They’ve been hovering over the planet for years observing life on the planet through the TV shows beamed into outer space. The Yherajk (for that is their name) have an image problem. They are smart and funny but ugly. Fearing that their outer appearan...more
Annette
I guess you can't really blame them: the aliens learned everything they know about humans from watching American TV and movies beamed into space. So when they decide to make contact, is it any real surprise they decided to find a Hollywood agent rather than showing up on the White House lawn?

This rather amusing premise, combined with even more amusing aliens - sarcastic, movie-quoting, transparent blobs of fishy smelling goo - makes for an amusing and actually quite satisfying book of first con...more
Sally
I picked up this audiobook after listening to Fuzzy Nation (Scalzi's "re-boot" of H. Beam Piper's original story), narrated by Wil Wheaton. It has been labeled as a satire of Hollywood, film and TV-making and the part of agents in those arenas. It may be a satire, but not knowing what Hollywood, etc. are really like except for what we read in the other media, I'd probably say it is at least a satire of the stereotypical impression of that entertainment field. More reasonably, I'd catalog it as c...more
Steven
John Scalzi is the Nick Hornsby of science fiction. His writing is quick, breezy, filled with humor but still perceptive and well crafted. I even found myself with the leading character played by John Cusack, both voice and occasional image.

Agent to the Stars is different from Scalzi's other books. It is based on present day earth. In many ways it is more humor than science fiction. That said, it is still very much science fiction.

Scalzi may have approached this novel purely on the whim of seein...more
Lauri Sholar
Really a 3.5-3.75 rating. John Scalzi is becoming one of my favorite fun-time authors. He does this incredible straddle between Sci-Fi and Pop-Culture Satire. It's fun, light, good-times kind of reading.

The premise is a pretty good one: a benevolent alien race decides to introduce themselves to humans via Hollywood. It makes sense as their introduction to the human race is through all those wacky Hollywood shows and movies we've inadvertently beamed into space. The rest of the book follows Tom,...more
Karlo
Aliens have come to earth; unfortunately they're not sexy, green, and bikini-clad. They actually look like Jello and communicate through smells (mostly stinky). How to make first contact? Why, hire a Hollywood agent, of course. (Hilarity ensues)

Just finished this over lunch; a very funny and engaging read. I saw the connection to Scalzi's later book (The Android's Dream), yet somehow found this to be funnier and more enjoyable.

I would highly recommend it.
Ian Cunningham
So, of course the day I decide to write reviews is the day Goodreads cocks up and can't post anything reliably. Of course.

This is John Scalzi's first novel, written to prove to himself he could, and when I say "It shows" I don't mean to denigrate the book in any way. It's a solid First Contact novel with Scalzi's trademark humanity and there's no obvious first time novelist screw-ups. It shows in that there are a lot of themes and character traits that are embryonic in the novel that will blosso...more
Terry Barker
A great mixture of comedy and syfy. An alien race wants to introduce themselves to the human race, but because they're physically repulsive, they hire a Hollywood agent to ensure that it goes well. And it does seem to be a pretty good move. Some complications arise, and we get treated to an alien entering the mind of a dying dog, and the dog is healed by the alien and can suddenly think like a human and talk. That leads to some funny scenes as the dog gets hired as a stunt dog, and the humans tr...more
Tasha Robinson
This book wasn't quite what I expected or wanted from the premise, which involves a Hollywood agent asked to rep an entire alien species through a first contact. I was hoping for more focus on what an issue that would be, and what clever ways a good agent would find to address it. Instead, Agent To The Stars is an almost slapsticky novel that involves the protagonist running around through various agent crises — a dim-witted but sweet actress who wants a part she isn't qualified for, a tabloid r...more
Jim
Feb 24, 2012 Jim rated it 5 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Jim by: Kaethe
Simply put, it's brilliant.

I agree in every detail with the comments about this book in the wonderful review by Kaethe that put me onto it. Her review provides a series of very good reasons to read the book, without spoiling the fascinating and intricate story that lies within. As I discovered, it provides a second set of points that will make much more sense after you read the book.

The dialogue in this book is among the funniest I have ever read. It is hugely successful as a satire of major pl...more
Nicholas Karpuk
I'm not really the type who gets to things first. I'm not big on new discoveries, I tend to need someone to point me in the direction of new and exciting things. I found out about John Scalzi when Penny Arcade produced the cover for this book. I then promptly read the entire book off his website in one night. It was a fun read. I think his early stab at a fiction novel shows off a lot of his strengths. Scalzi is affable and direct, and while he's not laugh-out-loud hilarious there's a pervasive...more
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