Bradley Sands is a ****

Bradley Sands is a ****

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3.51 of 5 stars 3.51  ·  rating details  ·  35 ratings  ·  13 reviews
The title isn't an ironic one. A collection of stories, poems, antecdotes by the following authors: Carlton Mellick III, Elizabeth O'Hara, Jordan Krall, D. Harlan Wilson, Mykle Hansen, Kek-w, Garrett Cook, Nathaniel Tower, Tony Rauch, Michael James Gibbs, Kristin Fouquet, Katy Wimhurst, Cameron Pierce, Jess Gulbranson.

Cover art by Sam Pink. Interior art by Micah Hacim.
ebook, 44 pages
Published 2009 by Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens

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Dan Schwent
Apparently so many people think that Bradley Sands is a Dick that a spite-themed anthology was put together. Every story in it is entitled "Bradley Sands is a Dick." You can download it here.

Is Bradley Sands a Dick? Well, if half of the deeds attributed to him in the anthology are true, then yes.

Seriously though, there is some hilarious shit in here. Don't try to read it in your cube unless you're good at stifling laughter. I'd say my favorite stories were Jordan Krall's story about Bradley San...more
Kate
Dec 30, 2010 Kate rated it 3 of 5 stars Recommends it for: Friends and Enemys of Bradley Sands, there's something in here for everyone.
Recommended to Kate by: Andersen Prunty
Shelves: bizarro, e-books
I had no idea that Bradley Sands was such a dick, until I read this ebook, in which some of my favorite bizarro authors and some other authors I never heard of before, but enjoyed immensley, explained in no uncertain terms that Bradley Sands is the biggest dick in the whole wide world.

I'm not quite sure what to make of all of this, but I must admit that I really enjoy Bradley Sands' writings and despite his dickness, I will continue to give him my money. And just so we're clear, he didn't put hi...more
Anthony Chavez
I thoroughly enjoyed these little vignette's. It was kinda like watching a Roast of Bradley Sands. I would have liked to see the part in the evening where the Roastee gets to strike back at the people who had ripped them a new one.

A great little gem, I wish there were more contributors to this collection, but I thank whomever put this together. It really was a fun read, and I liked how all the stories had the same title AND they put in a table of contents, just cause.

My favorites were written by...more
Garrett Cook
Mar 10, 2010 Garrett Cook rated it 1 of 5 stars  ·  (Review from the author)
So, I'm sitting at home in front of the computer and Andersen Prunty sends me an email. Usually, I don't open Andersen Prunty's emails because they just link to his Hulu channel where he's having sex dressed as a pirate cat, or he brags about that time he beat my ebay bid for the world's only surviving gryphon, which he only bought because it's Robert Redford's corporate logo in Indecent Proposal. I was getting sick and tired of his pirate cat sex and appreciation for the films of Robert Redford...more
Matt Margo
Apr 09, 2010 Matt Margo rated it 5 of 5 stars Recommends it for: people who have yet to discover the truth about Bradley Sands.
I enjoyed each and every piece of bizarro (non)fiction contributed to this anthology, and I now intend to explore the other works of these authors, but I will never read nor purchase anything from Bradley Sands ever as long as I live. After all, Bradley Sands is a dick.
FabulousRaye
For the record, I must say that I'm certainly not writing this review under duress.

Bradley Sands is truly a lovely, kind, sweet and gentle man. I can't imagine anyone writing such horrendously nasty stories about him. They must all be jealous of Bradley's success!

The burns are healing up quite nicely, thank you. I don't think I'll be as hideously disfigured as the doctors claim. Ohh, and I'm totally over the smoke inhalation. Really, I can breathe fine. Noooo problem!

No, seriously..my cats and h...more
Natalie Pietro
Is Bradley Sands really this big of a dick as everyone says? Should I be worried that one day I will run into him and have these mishaps happen to me? Until that day I will go on to believe these stories are a stretch from the truth. Great stories yet they enraged me at the same time. Bradley you might be the devil disguised as a dick.
Thalan Hicks
I don't know who Bradley Sands is, and after reading this disgusting piece of Bob Saget style filth, I still don't know, but I can only assume he's a great guy and a good Christian with a healthy appreciation for Growing Pains, Phenom and Hope and Gloria. Shame on all these smut peddlers.
Andersen Prunty
Mar 09, 2010 Andersen Prunty rated it 1 of 5 stars  ·  (Review from the author)
A train wreck. Mainly because every story was titled "Bradley Sands is a Dick." What the hell kind of spite anthology was this anyway?
Chris
Mildly entertaining, but many of the short stories seem to have nothing to do with Bradley Sands.
Mykle
Mar 09, 2010 Mykle rated it 3 of 5 stars  ·  (Review from the author)
I'd give this more stars if Bradley wasn't such a dick.
Christy Stewart
Didn't know this was on GR!

Bradley Sands is good dick.
Jayaprakash Satyamurthy
Bradley Sands is a Dick.
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