Oh No She Didn't: The Top 100 Style Mistakes Women Make and How to Avoid Them

Oh No She Didn't: The Top 100 Style Mistakes Women Make and How to Avoid Them

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Muffin tops. Scrunchies. Suntan hose. Slut shoes. Visible panty line.

Who hasn’t had the unfortunate experience of witnessing—or (gasp!) actually wearing—one of these fashion disasters?

The atrocities Clinton Kelly has seen—it’s a surprise he hasn’t gouged out his own eyes. Mom jeans? Fancy fingernails? Tracksuits? In the same straight-talking style that has made TLC’s Wha

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Hardcover, 202 pages
Published October 12th 2010 by Gallery Books (first published October 8th 2010)
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Becky C.
I love Stacy and Clinton and I would never have thought of Stacy as a tempering influence but Clinton by himself--OMG! The tone of this book is beyond snarky, all the way to mean. And his constant references to needing prescription drugs and alcohol in order to cope with the atrocities he's been forced to look at are just too much. And don't get me started about his comments on women's bodies who have borne children/had the audacity to grow older. I'm sorry he finds stretch marks so bleeping off...more
Robin
We've all seen these fashion mistakes. And I've been guilty of quite a few.

This book had me cracking up with my librarian before I even left the building. Hilarious!

My only criticism of the book would be that Kelly willfully ignores the very real fact that many women wear ill-fitting clothes because they do not have the financial means with which to update and refine their wardrobes, or they are too busy working all day and doing all the home work in the evening and have no time to shop, or live...more
Trish
3.5 stars/Non-Fiction; Fashion

Oh King Kelly, it must be awful lonely up there on your throne of fashion perfection...

I liked this book and laughed out loud more than once. His snarky attitude and constant referral to needing prescription drugs to handle all the fashion disasters was funny. It must be an awful burden for him to have to see all the wardrobe atrocities knowing that he, as one man, can do so little to wake us up to the injustice.

While I agree that most of the content in his book see...more
Margaret Heller
Delicious snark. Oh so perfect. And only takes 35 minutes! I read it in bed while wearing a Polarfleece anorak and crappy hair. Irony not lost on me AT ALL.

If you're still on the fence, how about this?

A Xanax Haiku, by Clinton Kelly
You take the edge off
Fewer calories than wine
Generic's nice too.

jenna
Definitely a fun read if you enjoy fashion, specifically calling out fashion faux pas (the don'ts are always more fun than the do's!-it's self-esteem building!). I like the style Clinton is a florid writer and can be funny to read...

However, I didn't always agree with his assessments: red lipstick is more accessible than he portrays, colored suits can be done with style and I think animal prints can be done with class and whimsy outside of his guidelines. Perhaps more significantly, many of his...more
Abby
For what it's worth, this is a 4-5 star book if it were in its own category (short funny magazine articles compiled into a book-category), and I would ask my library to buy it for me again in an instant, but I was kind of turned off by Clinton's tone throughout. He is pretty dang critical and outright mean at times. Also, he has a potty mouth. For the guy who writes books about how to be freakin' fabulous, I would think he would be interested in sounding slightly less juvenile. Seriously. Tattoo...more
Monica!
Clinton, Clinton Clinton. You are the manifestation on paper of everything that scarred me in middle school. It’s lucky for me that I’ve sufficiently recovered to the point that I find your constant asshattishness amusing, rather than crippling.

In Oh No She Didn’t, Clinton taught me about how shoulder seams can make me look slouchy and schlumpy, and how calf-length straight skirts give people the impression that I'm a member of a religious cult. Additionally, he mentions that I should only use...more
Alyce (At Home With Books)
Completely irreverent, funny and a bit off-color, Clinton Kelly dishes on what not to include in your wardrobe in Oh No She Didn’t. Each page is filled with humorous pictures of how we shouldn’t dress and contains a rule along with a snarky explanation.

Most of the rules in here are common sense (or at least most of them should be). The rule about not wearing flip-flops outside of the pool or the beach gets a big “Amen!” from my corner. I remember going to the store and looking for sandals for my...more
Dolly
May 21, 2011 Dolly rated it 3 of 5 stars Recommends it for: women over 30
I saw this book on a shelf while I waited in line to check out at my local library and picked it up on a whim. I am the first to admit that I know little to nothing about fashion, nor do I really care. I do not care about name brands, purses, high heels, or haute couture. But I also know that I (and apparently, many women in the U.S.) could use some gentle reminders of "What Not to Wear."

Last summer before we moved, I cut my hair and my girlfriends helped me weed out my closet and go shopping t...more
Traci
The subtitle of this very small book is "The Top 100 Style Mistakes Women Make and How to Avoid Them". Much as I love Clinton and his co-hort from "What Not to Wear", I have to take this book to task a bit. First, it's incredibly thin - literally. At just barely 200 pages, the retail price is still $25.99, and we all know how I feel about finding bargains when it comes to books. Second, the content is a bit on the thin side as well, meaning that the author and/or the publishers have relied on a...more
Arielle
Snarky snarky snarky. For the most part, it was funny--and I mean in a "giggle on the inside only" type of way. Some of it was like he was trying too hard to be snarky or humorous and the joke fell flat. Other times he was a little mean, but this book was meant to be taken with a grain of salt. I've read some other reviews who were truly offended. I get that. They were offended because Clinton Kelly was probably talking directly to them--and they knew it. There is a portion in the book where he...more
Kricket
i realize i am kind of a hypocrite for liking this book so much when i hated Classy  Exceptional Advice for the Extremely Modern Ladywith the fire of a thousand suns, but clinton kelly is just so much better at this. he's an asshole, but he's the kind of asshole you want to hang out with, whereas i just wanted to stuff derek blasberg into a can. clinton kelly is also extremely hilarious, so the whole book comes off as tongue-in-cheek rather than nastily offensive.

(also, clinton says it's fine not to shave your legs as long as you don't wear transpa...more
Cindy
What woman doesn't LOVE Clinton from "What Not to Wear"?! I sure do. Out of 100 style mistakes only 4 overtly applied to me, and 3 of these are related and are no surprise. Muffin top and midsection cling are things I am very aware of which I've tried to address with layering. It really helps. But then on page 170 I hit jackets that don't button -YIKES! Probably only one of my 50 or so sweaters and jackets do actually button. I'm not willing to replace a large chunk of my wardrobe, which by the...more
Heather Yarnell
This is the first book I've rated without finishing. I hate not completing a book once I've started it, so no matter how tedious or torturous I may find it, I always proceed until its conclusion has been reached. I did not intend to break that habit any time soon, but there's only so much I can take!

If there was content in "Oh No She Didn't" when the project was first started, it was tossed in favor of belittling, snide snippets. I've never found Clinton to be unbearably asshole-ish on his show,...more
Erin
Dec 01, 2010 Erin rated it 3 of 5 stars
Shelves: how-to
I'm a fan of What Not to Wear, so anything by Clinton Kelly works for me. This book is slighter by far than the show, and Clinton bitchier (is that possible?), but I'll admit I've made some of the 100 mistakes in the book (who owns a few hoodies and has a few pairs of pants too long for her comfortable work shoes? THIS gal!) and I was even referencing it to my sister last weekend about the aforementioned too-long pant rule (she has 10 pairs of pants and wears them all with too-short heels--it ma...more
Sara
Clinton Kelly is to writing what muffin top is to fashion. This book should have never been published; it should have gone straight into that big silver garbage can long before it saw the light of day.

For a man who insists we must all dress our age, he employs a surfeit of underage colloquialisms: "I nearly peed my pants" and "I threw up a little in my mouth", are the obvious and most egregious examples - his book teems with them! This is not a grown man "of a certain age" with an intelligent,...more
Megwil
I think most people would agree I'm a Nice Person. This means I don't say all of the mean things that sometimes go through my head. However, it is DELIGHTFUL to read all of the mean things that go through Clinton Kelly's head. I laffed my arse off. :-)
yoli
Celebrity story time: Clinton came to speak at my college and said he liked my knit hat. I will even forgive him for calling it crocheted. (hat)

This is a lot more cattier than Tim Gunn's book. Probably because Tim is all classy, simple ink illustrations in b&w with pink accents. Clinton is glossy pages with photographs and watercolor ink collage. He just lists faux pas and illustrates them, one per 2 page spread. Tim tells you what to do, Clinton's all "and then that crazy chick..." Differen...more
Elizabeth
Oh, Clinton. How I miss watching you on What Not to Wear. However, with the cancellation of my cable due to the ongoing effort not to be poor forever, reading his books help fill the void. Interestingly, his tone is a bit more feisty in the book than on the show (perhaps he feels he needs to hold back to help balance Stacy), but he lets loose here and it's hilarious and true! I can understand his frustration, as most of these rules are common sense, but people still leave the house in platform f...more
Toni
I'm a huge fan of the television show What Not to Wear and watch it since the very first season with Stacy London and Wayne Scot Lukas. For some reason (probably because of his unkempt appearance - purely my opinion) Lukas was replaced in Season Two with Clinton Kelly. Good decision, I think. Clinton is way more put together, fashion-wise, and his rapport with Stacy is engaging.


Clinton has written two other books: Freakin' Fabulous (I reviewed it here), and Dress Your Best, co-authored with Stac...more
Donna Jo Atwood
Okay, I will be the first to admit I am not on the high side of fashion's cutting edge. In fact, my edge has been considerably blunted by age, shape, and money. And I did learn some things that I had processed in the back of my mind.
But this is not a book to sit down and read in one fell swoop. The snide factor got a little cloying after while.
By the way, who ARE all these gay guys telling us what to wear? It makes me so glad I gave away my tv. I mean I know there are a lot of people out there...more
Camryn
I loved this book! I like to watch Clinton cohost a show, What Not to Wear on TLC, so when I found out he had a book, I had to read it. I loved how funny it was, and how informative. There is a big, color picture on every page, and little doodles from Clinton himself. He wrote another book as well, and coauthored one with his costar on What Not to Wear. I agree with almost everything he said... except he doesn't like fancy nails. How can he not like sparkles? This book was great, and I loved it....more
Heidi
Meaner, and way more gay than he is on "What Not To Wear," Clinton Kelly also cannot count. While the book's subtitle is "The Top 100 Style Mistakes...," the number of acual mistakes in the book is 200. Therefore, I am allowed to complete discredit him. (Since when do men who can't count wield power over me?) I vow to continue wearing my Monica Shoes (#52), whilst musing that at least I'm not as bad as over the women I see daily who violate numbers 27 (pajamas in public), 88 (giveaway and slogan...more
Rosemary
I thoroughly enjoyed reading this in the hour or so it took. Nothing really new here if you watch the show, but I take one star away from an otherwise enjoyable Clinton snarkfest as he lambastes LDS sista missionaries for their mid-calf frocks. Seriously, they, and I speak from experience of being a sista, have guidelines -- if not, we'd have a bunch of ladies out their flashing their gams and flirtin to convert. They are not out passing their pamphlets out looking for style kudos from Clinton....more
Lori
Clinton Kelly from the show What Not To Wear shows the 100 style mistakes that women make. Sadly, there were some mistakes in this book that are committed by people I know....and a couple that I've been guilty of myself.
I found the book hysterically funny and very informative. I'm hoping to incorporate some of Kelly's advice in my quest to be stylish...HA! Even I couldn't say that with a straight face. In reality though, he does give a lot of common sense style advice that would help the average...more
Anna Phoenix
Aside from my personal opinions on the content of the book itself, I found Kelly to be witty and humorous, and I must admit that I laughed out loud a few times at the way he could turn a phrase. If not for that, I would have rated one star instead of three.

I am not a fan of being told what choices to make in terms of style - and that's what this man does for a living. I don't care what he or anyone else thinks: I will leave the house with a wet ponytail, wear sweats on my day off, and many of th...more
Jessica
I read a description of this book somewhere and thought it would be a fun, maybe educational read for me. It *was* a fun read. I laughed out loud enough that my husband started asking me what I was reading, and peeking through the entries himself. Most of the mistakes described in the book are common sense, but not all. Toward the end of the book, I got the feeling that the guy was stretching really hard to find 100 style mistakes. For example, apparently wearing pink is a fashion mistake. Huh?...more
Diane
I don't watch much television, but I have enjoyed the fashion transformation magic performed by Clinton and Stacy on TLC's What Not to Wear. So I was excited to learn Clinton had a new book out: Oh No She Didn't: The Top 100 Style Mistakes Women Make and How To Avoid Them.

In Clinton's new book, some of you will like it, but some of you may find it offensive, and overly critical. We will all find a few style no nos that we are guilty of, and some will find more than just a few. In this book, the...more
Jessica (Books: A true story)
I’m a bookish person who wants to dress better. So what do I do? Read a book about dressing better. I knew more than I thought I would as I was reading it, but I still learned a few style tips. There were pictures for every single example, so this 200 page book is about half as long as it looks and I read it in an hour. It is my New Year’s Resolution to not end up in this book. Clinton Kelly swears a lot and is kind of judgmental, but the whole book was mostly entertaining. I thought it was funn...more
Karie
A) Clinton has a potty mouth. Also, he seems to be addicted to Xanax.
B) He *is* funny. And fully aware of his superiority complex.
C) If you've seen What Not to Wear more than twice, you pretty much know what's going to be in this book. Also, if you have any fashion common sense at all, you'll just nod along with most of his "tips".
D) My favorite revelation, however, was to toss "your colors" out the window and wear what makes you happy. Just avoid ketchup red and mustard yellow and you'll be fi...more
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Clinton Kelly is an American fashion consultant and media personality known for his role as co-host on What Not to Wear, a reality program that features fashion makeovers. He shares on-air duties with Stacy London. Kelly started his career as a freelance writer for several fashion magazines. Although he still continues to write he has since expanded into fashion consulting and designing.
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