Last Dance at the Frosty Queen
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Last Dance at the Frosty Queen

3.89 of 5 stars 3.89  ·  rating details  ·  137 ratings  ·  21 reviews
On the dock of a lake in a tiny town at the corner of Nowhere & Nowhere, he sits counting the seconds until his high school graduation—at which point Arthur M. Flood intends to leave his hick life far behind in the brown Kansas dust. That's the plan. Until . . . up from the lake's muddy depths swims a girl. She's not a mermaid, but she is the one who shakes up Arty's l...more
ebook, 368 pages
Published December 9th 2008 by Laurel Leaf (first published August 14th 2007)
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Lisa
Harker City, Kansas, isn’t much to speak of — the biggest business competition in town is between two funeral homes, one of which Arthur Flood’s dad owns. Arty is about to graduate from high school and has two things on his mind: sex and getting out of town. Maybe three, if you count getting a high score on the Frosty Queen’s Ms. Pac-Man machine.

In this novel written for young adults, Richard Uhlig takes a bittersweet, unsentimental and sometimes humorous look at a small town in the late 1980s —...more
Leah
I swear to god, following Nenia Campbell means I will NEVER conquer my TBR list. DAMMIT, NENIA. STOP ADDING AWESOME BOOKS.

1980s + teacher/student inappropriateness + witty narrative voice = SOLD.
Teen
Review: Unfortunately for Arty Flood, his quest to leave Kansas upon graduation from high school, there is no tornado to whisk him off to the Emerald city. His dad’s undertaking business is on the skids; his after school job as a dog clothing designer can’t afford to pay him what he has earned. Socially, his life is even more complicated. The town sheriff has blackmailed Arty into dating his ugly daughter, who sees Arty as husband material, as soon as she can bust her cherry and get pregnant. Th...more
Queenielyn
Here's how I'll start this review:

It's perfectly fine whether you go to a library without books in mind that you'll sure to borrow—all it takes is to just pick up a random book from the shelf and start reading. I randomly picked this book up from the library shelf.

"Of all the things this burg lacks, dateable girls would have to be at the top of my list."

That's what I did with this beautiful, well-paced book. It wasn't in my to-read list at all. Sure now it is in mine! And should you read it an...more
Claudia
May 10, 2009 Claudia rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: All students....
Recommended to Claudia by: Karin and Martha and Jenny
Shelves: sequoyah-2010
I love Arty -- he's graduating from high school in a dead-end town, just dreaming of escaping to a more glamorous life. But his affair with a high school teacher (ew) and relationship with the sheriff's daughter (her daddy insists! And he's scary), don't leave him much time to really figure out who he is and what he really wants. He just knows he doesn't want to join the family's undertaking business, or end up like his sister or brother. He doesn't really want to face the issues of his mother's...more
Joy Smith
This is a YA book that adults will find endearing. I laughed along the way as main character, Arty Flood, cruised around his boring Kansas hometown in a hearse - a birthday gift from his father who owns a funeral home. This is only the beginning of the quirky life of this high schooler. Arty can't help stumbling into the trouble he finds - first from the girlfriend who pressures him into sex so she can solidify her marraige plans; then from the English teacher who launches him into an affair wit...more
Malorie
Jun 16, 2011 Malorie rated it 5 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Everyone who likes comedy with a side of romance and never-ending drama
Recommended to Malorie by: I found it while looking through books online
This book was phenomenal. I mean it hooked me from the beginning! I love the story setting, which is a small town in the Midwest. Arthur Flood's family owns a funeral home so Arty must use a hearse as his car. The basics about the book: Arty is having an affair with his teacher; Arty meets a beautiful girl, Vanessa, who seems to have a troubled past; and to conclude this chaotic situation Arty's actual girlfriend only wants her and Arty to have sex. The whole relationship presents a problem beca...more
Sammi
When it comes to love, Arty is a train wreck in slow motion. Everything goes wrong, carnage is everywhere, yet you can't look away. Last Dance at the Frosty Queen is kind of like it's main character in that way. So many things happen, most of them either ridiculous or just plain stupid, and yet, I can't help loving this book. (I am now straying away from the train wreck metaphor. Train wrecks are BAD.) It's funny and awkward, and hits all the notes that every high schooler feels--the desperate s...more
Madison
I really enjoyed this book it kept me reading and all I wanted is for everything to work out in the end I felt connected to the main character and was excited and interested from begining to end
Claire
I loved it. It took actually stopping and thinking about it to set it in the 80s in my mind a few times, but it was easy to picture everything about it. If picturing central Kansas in the late 80s was this easy for me, it's probably time for me to leave central Illinois. Also if it was so easy, the writer probably did a great job. I wanted more to the story, but not depth wise. Nothing was left inappropriately unresolved. Fantastic.
Claudia Cutter
i liked this book a lot. the people in the small town were just so ridiculous and it made me simultaneously crack up and want to cry at some of the things that happened. very ironic and cynical.

i also liked the adventures that the main character and vanessa got into. it was very summery and sweet and sad.
Ari
I picked this up for my A-Z book challenge. It was pretty interesting, but not the best I've ever read. I love the ending though, quite interesting, and it's good that he got his dream figured out...Just a book to read on a rainy day.
Ryan
An entertaining enough book, but the narrator's voice was nothing spectacular, and all the characters were so broadly drawn and crazy, it was difficult to believe in any of them at all. Kinda fun though.
Lisa
The book was great it had all the elements of small town life( the affairs and the mean cop). Arty had a rough time of it. Vanessa was just the kind of crazy he needed.
Loren
Really enjoyable book. A very light, easy, quick read, but also very well-written, fun, sweet without being cheesy, and endearing. I highly recommend it.
Ilham

This book is actually a 3.5
While it was interesting and fun to read, nothing about this book stood out as something special.
Adrienne
I thouhgt it was an intersting book, at times it dragged on but i thought that it was worth reading and had a good ending.
HD
Not bad. Read this one for work. In the end, the storytelling redeemed the many cliches.
Sana Haque
I love this book !!!! a perfect book about finding a way out of a traditional rusty town.
Alexis
I loved this book. It was one of the best I've read in a long time.
Heather S
Sequoyah Nominee: 2009-2010 (High School)
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