Pretty Monsters

Pretty Monsters

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The crossover literary sensation...now in paperback!

Through the lens of Kelly Link's vivid imagination, nothing is what it seems, and everything deserves a second look. From the multiple award- winning "The Faery Handbag," in which a teenager's grandmother carries an entire village (or is it a man-eating dog?) in her handbag, to the near-future of "The Surfer," whose nar...more
Paperback, 405 pages
Published June 10th 2010 by Speak (first published October 2nd 2008)
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Jennifer Wardrip
Reviewed by Breanna F. for TeensReadToo.com

PRETTY MONSTERS is a collection of nine short stories; all of which were quite interesting. Here is a sentence or two about each story...

1. The Wrong Grave - Miles Sperry decides to dig up his dead girlfriend, Bethany Baldwin, to get back some poetry that he wrote for her after she died and wasn't smart enough to make copies of. When he opens the grave, he has discovered that it is the wrong one. Now he's got some strange dead girl following him around...more
Imogen
RAD BUT CAVEAT

Y'know how people will be like, 'I don't really listen to rap stuff, but I really liked that Nas album,' or whatever, and then you know that Nas album is probably not super representative of hip-hop? I don't really read fantasy, or sci-fi, but I fuckin love Kelly Link. I'm like, I guess these count as fantasy stories lots of the time, and that's clearly the community Ms Link is coming from, and about which she tends to talk, but still, her stories engage me in a way that genre stuf...more
Lynn
This wonderful book gathers 9 of Kelly Link’s stories in her first collection published for teens. Most of the stories have appeared in other books but old fans will welcome having them together and those unfamiliar with Link’s work will surely join the ranks of admirers. Her work is truly unique and blend horror, fantasy, and science fiction. While being extremely funny in a dead pan, sneak-up-on-you way, Link has a very sharp eye for human foibles. Whether she is writing about a handbag that h...more
Monica Edinger
Absolutely superb. I always meant to read me some Kelly Link and am so glad I finally did. I loved each and every completely different story in this collection. Link is clever, witty, imaginative, and remarkable. And she writes like a dream. So many wonderful lines and bits. Here's just a tiny one I thought was hilarious (partly because of a certain writer-of-a-very-famous-boy-wizard's overuse of a certain part of speech): "The goats are sneezing emphatically." (In the title story, page 285.) Th...more
Jennifer
There are nine short stories in Kelly Link's collection, Pretty Monsters. I picked this up without realizing that I'd actually read two of them before, both offered in other YA short story collections I had loved. Unfortunately, those two stories proved to be the best of the lot. There is one other story I liked. The rest have promise but tend to fall a bit flat. Reviews of each are below. Overall, however, 3 good stories out of 9 is not a great record. It's really frustrating because Link is a...more
Jess
This collection of fantastical short stories covers a wide range of styles, moods and lengths, but they all include an element of the mysterious, the mythical, or the other-wordly. Some stories feature contemporary teens in odd situations, like the girl in “The Faery Handbag” searching for her grandmother’s handbag which contains another world. Other stories offer high fantasy, aliens, the undead, and bizarre TV shows that you’ve never seen, but “you wish you had.” Each story feels unique and un...more
Scott
In a series of 9 stories, I liked 7 a whole bunch, 1 a little bit, and 1 not at all. But as the song goes, 7 1/2 outta 9 ain't bad. Even when I didn't like a story or found it ok, I was awed by Kelly Link's writing. I have read a ton of great books by great writers. Link surpasses every single one of those writers by a mile, at least. She's so compelling readable and every one of her words and thoughts are pitch perfect I just don't know how I haven't read anything by her before. In fact, I'm em...more
Jane
Dec 31, 2008 Jane rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Jane by: Alethea
First book of fantasy short stories I've read. It's great! I wished that some of the stories were novels instead.

Stories:

The Wrong Grave - Miles Sperry digs up the wrong grave of his dead girlfriend. The dead girl follows him.

The Wizards of Perfil - I really liked this one. Halsa is sold as a servant to the wizards of Perfil. Many strange things happen. Her wizard never talks to her.

Magic for Beginners - A story centered around a television show called The Library. The show is weird! No one kno...more
Jennifer
Oct 27, 2008 Jennifer rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition Recommends it for: writing teachers
Shelves: young-adult-teen
I'm not sure I like Link's stories as much as I admire them. I like a linear narrative, and Link is non-linear. I like a strong resolution, preferably happy (yes, I read like a 12 year old girl) while most if not all of Link's stories are open-ended. I like my fantasy grounded in reality, while Link's stories are nothing if not surreal. But though I have only read two of these previously published stories before, I was surprised at how many times I went back to see how she constructed characters...more
Erik Erickson
This is the second book I've picked up at a dollar store and ended up loving. The first was Double Jeopardy: Car Wars 2, when I was about 13 or 14 years old.

I've had a sample of Kelly Link's Stranger Things Happen on my iPad for over a year. I never got around to reading past the first story, although it wasn't for lack of interest.

When I saw this, her latest collection, in hardback at a dollar store before Valentine's day, I couldn't believe it. So I took it as a sign.

I love this collection....more
Roseann
One of my favorite collection of short stories...love the time-eating handbag one, you'll have to read it to see about it! Highly recommended!
Clickety
I'll have to read this again sometime, because I was kind of 'eh' about it. Bummer. I really thought I'd like it. I guess I like when stories balance out the weird and the ordinary, like they converge and depend on each other. When it's a bunch of meandering weird? not so much.

I'd read The Faery Handbag and ... uh... the one about the dead girlfriend... I think that's all... in other collections. I read the one about the TV show, also, and then I started one other (can't remember which) before...more
Anina Ertel
I am absolutely in love with this. The stories are a mix of science fiction and fantasy with a little bit of teen romance thrown in. They are waaaay out there but she pulls it off wonderfully. The only criticism I would have of this book is that it's a little nichy, I don't see it having super wide teen appeal. But those who love it will love it. Like me.
oriana
Nov 07, 2008 oriana marked it as to-read  ·  review of another edition
I will read anything by Kelly Link.

Um so if any of my super-cool bookstore / publishing friends stumble upon a proof or arc of this, I'll do something really nice for you in exchange. Like, uh, talk about your awesomeness incessantly.

****

Omigod why haven't I gotten this book yet.

If you, like me, are in the throes of Kelly Link withdrawal, check out this rad interview with her here.

(And I'll just save you the trouble of Wikipedia-ing on the last answer.)
Cleo
Pretty Monsters is a book of short stories by Kelly Link. Some of them are very grim, and others darkly humorous. The first one, for example. It's about grave-digging, but actually it is funny in a grim sort of way (at least, I thought the ending was.) The second story, The Wizards of Perfil was one I quite enjoyed, about a boy named Onion and distinctly unhelpful wizards. Really, all of the stories have a humorous side to them, but definitely not light humor. Magic for Beginners tells of this g...more
Judith
I used to love short stories. As if words gain in strength when there is less of them (provided they have been put in the right order). Still somehow I lost interest. I got hooked on large volumes with prequels and sequels instead. Until now that is.

Did you ever notice there is always a link between the book you just read and the book you are reading right now? Some quirky detail in both, about a nut allergy or the color of the bathroom tiles? This time, the link is rather blatant. A shameless...more
natalie chin
i liked this book a lot
it made me feel like through language alone other magical worlds could be constructed, where the rules of this reality do not apply
in spite of the 'magical' aspects of the book—witches, nursery rhyme characters, ghosts, aliens, monsters—these creatures existed alongside with human beings, and the point of these books weren't the presence of the spiritual/ghostly, but that in spite of these, humans still experience the same basic emotions, fear/yearning to belong/grief/desi...more
Lightreads
Kelly Link’s short stories are like other people’s dreams. Except usually when someone pins you down to tell you about a dream they just had because they’re so excited by how weird and meaningful it is, you’re like “…um, okay. Whatever.” Or maybe that’s just me. Other people’s subconsciouses? Boringly impenetrable.

But Kelly Link’s stories are like dreams we’ve all had. There’s something really down deep twisty and disturbing she gets at, some common psychological taproot of cultural metaphor thi...more
Tim Storm
Here's the thing about Kelly Link's writing: even those stories that don't end in a satisfying way still stick with me for a long time. I first experienced this with "The Hortlak," the uber-weird story in Magic for Beginners that ultimately doesn't make much sense and that lacks resolution. But I kept thinking about the story, and eventually re-read it, taking as much or more pleasure in its world-building the second time around, even though I knew how it would (or wouldn't) resolve.

Link is les...more
Nesa Sivagnanam
This one is supposed to be a collection of stories for young adults but it's great for adults as well. The tales have untrustworthy wizards, talking corpses, vampiric ghosts and undead babysitters. Here is an America where anything can happen and it usually does.

The book opens with “The Wrong Grave”, in which Miles, a teenage boy, digs up what he believes to be his girlfriend’s grave in an attempt to recover a sheaf of poetry so he can submit it to a contest.

In "Magic for Beginners", Jeremy Mar...more
Gemma
I'm not quite sure why authors are writing stories with no attempts at a storyline, no interesting/likable characters and spewed little sentence fragments, and readers are like 'oh, wow, that's deep and well written'.

No. It's a bunch of shallow, underdeveloped junk that wishes it was well written, but failed. Rather epically, I'd say.

Some of these stories actually were interesting. Magic for Beginners would have made a really interesting novel. The concept of a TV show like the Librarian, and a...more
Monster
Kelly Link taps into teenagers’ darkest emotions in Pretty Monsters. The selfishness and ego of a boy who attempts to dig up his dead girlfriend’s grave so he can reclaim the poetry he buried with her; the anger and fear at being singled out; the cruelty friends and siblings can visit on each other; ambivalence toward parents; the unhealthy fantasies that shape thoughts and actions. The main characters in these stories aren’t always monsters, and they usually have sympathetic or likable characte...more
Danielle
I originally picked up Pretty Monsters because of the kick-ass cover, and I actually considered bying it because the inside cover was adorned with glowing blurbs from some of my favorite authors, such as Holly Black, Alice Sebold, Garth Nix and Libba Bray. The summary itself was what sold me. Nine odd, quirky, perhaps a bit morbid tales involving a kid named Onion? I never stood a chance.

Pretty Monsters consists of nine short stories by Hugo award winner Kelly Link. The reviews thus far for them...more
C.C.
Pretty Monsters is a collection of short stories in which the first three stories made me break into tears at the end. Only halfway through did I notice these were sort of horror stories, and it was only by the end that I noticed they were written for young adults. I picked this up because I read a book of short stories by Joe Hill (Stephen King's brilliant son, who knew?)--then I looked at Joe Hill's website, and he mentioned how much he loved Kelly Link's strange settings and tone. Brilliant b...more
Rosie
Stephen King once wrote that a short story is like a quick kiss in the dark from a stranger. Well, this book of short stories is like a quick peck on the cheek. Each story is short, pretty enjoyable, and leaves you wanting more. At first I was annoyed that each story did not really have an ending. It left me a little unsatisfied, but then I started thinking about how great this book could be to encourage teens to use their imagination more. If it wasn’t for the occasional curse word, I think som...more
Renee
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Kirstyn McDermott
I hadn't read very much of Kelly Link's work before I picked up this copy of Pretty Monsters. Now I must certainly read more. She writes with such a clear and seemingly simple style -- but of course it's not simple, far from it; that's the enviable trick -- and her stories are rich and magical and always leave you with a very satisfied feeling.

In Pretty Monsters, the stories all revolve around young protagonists and Link write convincingly in their voices, and of their concerns, their anxieties,...more
Leanna
Sep 07, 2012 Leanna rated it 4 of 5 stars Recommends it for: fans of Gene Wolfe's New Sun series, fans of magic and inexplicable but intoxicating stories
A successful book makes you actively take part in reading it - you can't skim through paragraphs and half-read it while watching TV or something. This was that kind of book - (almost) every story was one that gripped me, made me focus on what I was reading (because it was so, so confusing/enthralling/unreal/magical/absurd/nonsensical/gripping), and made me think: I wish I could write like this.

The thought that actually occurred to me while reading this was: I didn't realize you could write like...more
rachel
One night, I read the first story and thought, "This is fun and original!". I read the second story that same night and thought, "Wow, I may be in love with Kelly Link!". I went to bed, went to work the next day, and recommended this book to everyone who may be interested, antsy to get home and keep reading.

My enthusiasm waned a little bit at the beginning of "Magic for Beginners". I thought, "There's a lot of quirk here for the sake of quirk, and this story is not making a lot of sense. These...more
Nicole
Before I began this review, I read some other opinions on-line. It isn't that I didn't know my opinion of the stories so far, but I wasn't sure if I was alone. Kelly Link is a good writer. By that I mean Kelly Link is very creative and does write interesting narratives. That being written I don't particularly like these stories. I am a little more than halfway through them and have found only one or two that I can honestly write I enjoyed. The few I have found interesting were also beyond creepy...more
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Kelly Link is an American author of short stories born in 1969. Her stories might be described as slipstream or magic realism: sometimes a combination of science fiction, fantasy, horror, mystery, and realism.
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