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Dead Men Get No Tail

3.25 of 5 stars 3.25  ·  rating details  ·  24 ratings  ·  5 reviews
Clay Parkinson has a big problem. He doesn't understand why he's having erotic dreams and tempting thoughts about his best friend, Jack, especially since Clay is straight. Or so he tries to convince himself.

Worried about not leaving a legacy after graduation, Jack plans a fake funeral so he can enjoy the accolades while still alive. Clay can't figure out why he hates the i
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Published January 2010 by Phaze
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Brande Waldron
Although the title may throw you off, Dead Men Get No Tail by Misty Malone this this is actually a pretty humorous love story of two roommates who secretly desire each other but have no idea the other feels the same. This is the story of college roommates Jack and Clay, two best friends who's desires are about to be exposed in the most interesting of ways. Jack has decided that he is going to go out with a bang his last year in college. So, what would be funnier or more memorable than faking his ...more
Elisa Rolle
Well, I’m always kind to college boys stories, since the guys are so young and cute that it’s difficult to not enjoy their story. At that age, they are no more teenagers, but they are not yet adult: the world is still in front of them and everything can happen, even that you fall in love for your man-whore and straight roommate and, in the end, that love is not either without hope.

Clay and Jack have spent the first years in college together trying to bed as many girl as possible, and now that t
Aug 16, 2011 Amy rated it 4 of 5 stars
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I really enjoyed this one. The story was the usual 'boy who thought he was straight realizes he has feelings for his best friend'. But while the story is an overdone idea, the plot is quite unique.

The best friend wants to host a funeral, for himself, so that all his college-mates can say good things about him. Except it backfires...or does it?

The book is quite quirky and I enjoyed the characters. They really came alive to me and I found myself laughing out loud quite a bit. Loved the style.

I was
Ok m/m romance about two college roommates, one of whom decides to have a fake funeral for himself. This one left me sort of “Huh?”
The story is funny and short...and that's good, because more of it would be just to much.
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