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Mitch is a bronco buster with a huge hang-up, er, hard-on. He's hung like Paul Bunyan and hasn't found a filly yet who can take him all the way.

Country girl Hannah Hunt's one-track mind is wrapped around pro bull rider Mitch Winston and his massive love muscle. And that's not all she'd like to wrap around him. Last year's plan to get close to him was a total-though hot n'
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ebook, 36 pages
Published June 10th 2003 by Ellora's Cave (first published 2003)
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Nisha
May 02, 2010 Nisha rated it liked it
I read this title and burst out laughing. But I wanted to read something within 30 minutes, and this fit the bill. The 'Dallas' part (I'm from Dallas) and the 'Phallus' part (don't have a phallus, though) were also pretty intriguing. Honestly, with a title and storyline like this, its hard to make it good. But the strange thing it, it was not bad. Not memorable, except for the title. The title refers to the hero's glow-in-the-dark tattoo, which even he was rightfully embarrassed about.

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Netanella
Sep 13, 2010 Netanella rated it it was ok
This is not a serious story - rather, a pun on erotic fiction that oftentimes feels like a dirty limerick. The set up is great - Mitch is the Phallus from Dallas, complete with a glow in the dark tattoo prominitely labeling the namesake. And on the prowl for the Phallus is Hannah Hunt from Houston, hoping to hustle a hot one. The story turns into a rodeo from there. You get the picture.
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