Alien Invasion and Other Inconveniences

Alien Invasion and Other Inconveniences

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A polite race of telepathic killer aliens, a ten-second world conquest, and one teenage boy collide in this wry, gutsy adventure.

Jesse is in history class when a formidable, efficient race of aliens quietly takes over the earth in less time than it takes him to brush his teeth. Most humans simply fall asleep and never wake up. In moments, everyone Jesse knows and loves is...more
Hardcover, 240 pages
Published October 12th 2010 by Candlewick Press

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Lesley
This book may be suffering from false advertising: from the title and blurbs, I certainly started reading it because I thought it would be a "fun joyride," as promised. It was not. It was actually much more, very moving and thought-provoking. I can tell why the publishers wanted to lure readers in with promises of wacky hijinks--and maybe there are people who find global genocide humorous--but I did very little laughing. Which is not to say it's completely somber and depressing. There's enough l...more
Sandra Desjardins
Sandra’s Sentiments: I thought the book was excellent. Not only is it well written, it is also loaded with quirky humor that makes you crave more! I love Jesse (the protagonist), and I totally dig his relationship with his father. Jesse’s mother was an English teacher, which helps keep profanity to a minimal – it fact, it adds to the overall humor of the book because Jesse comes up with ‘proper ways’ of swearing that tickle your funny bone.

There’s definitely romance (which I love to read about!)...more
Chris
It should be clear that you are weak and we are strong. You are now our slave, unless you are unable to be a slave, in which case you are dead. We are sorry for your loss. This is a most excellent planet. Lovely blue sky. Most excellent green vegetation. We are going to like it here. Thank you for not completely destroying it.

The Sanginians are the greatest beings in the known universe, as they are quick to let everyone know, and they just spent the last ten seconds conquering Earth. That's all...more
Asenath
I was surprised by this book--I didn't think I'd enjoy it as much as I did. This book is very fast paced; not suspenseful, but the author doesn't spend a lot of time on description. The novel starts with the action: Earth is invaded, and taken over, by aliens. Boom. Done. Moving on.

The plot was rather basic, but enjoyable. I liked how Yansky was able to compare the alien colonization to the colonization of the America's without being preachy.

I wished that the author had gone deeper into the char...more
Maggie
At first, I thought - "Oh, no. This is going to be very middle school." But it wasn't. Jesse is in his teens when an Alien race invades and conquers Earth in "less time than it takes me to brush my teeth." It was ten seconds. And what Jesse soon comes to realize is that most of the population does not survive; those who remain alive are mostly in their teens and twenties. They are referred to as, "product" which equates to slave. Jesse discovers that he is able to read minds; he can hear Alien's...more
Diane
Jesse is sitting in history class when he gets a message…..in his head! “Stand by for a message” it says, and then he hears that the world has been conquered by aliens – in only 10 seconds. People all around him are dropping off to sleep, only they do not wake up. Jesse and a few others are gathered up and discover that they are considered “product” and destined to be slaves for the alien invaders. When Jesse starts to converse with a girl in his dreams, he realizes that some of the human produ...more
Rosalia
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Phoebe
Full review at the Intergalactic Academy.

Alien Invasion and Other Inconveniences opens like a fairly typical lower-YA/upper-MG novel, with our hero sitting, bored, in class. This lasts all of a few seconds, because he soon hears a voice in his head apologizing for his imminent loss. Initially, Jesse is puzzled–until he realizes that everyone around him has just dropped dead. The world has just been conquered by little green men, and it’s taken all of a few seconds.

He’s shuffled off to a sort of...more
Ruth
Very basic plotline, with not much intricate detail. Mostly, Alien Invasion is just a cake without the frosting and decorations. You can still eat a plain cake, but it's obvious that some of the flavor is gone. Okay, so that was probably not the best comparison, but that's what i thought of after finishing this book. What I'm really trying to say is that I felt that the author could have elaborated on some of the details. It's not always bad to over-dramatize everything, and that was something t...more
Melanie Au
Jesse is sitting in History class one day when everyone in his entire class suddenly slumps over on their desks. He hears a strange voice in his head: "I am Lord Vertenomous and I claim this planet in the name of the Republic of Sanginia. You have been conquered by the greatest beings in the known universe. It took ten seconds."
At first Jesse thinks he's gone crazy -- but realizes the invasion is real when he is unsuccessful in waking any of his classmates and runs outside to discover that ever...more
S.
Update: I did not realize I would be receiving an "uncorrected proof" of this book. That said, it was cleaner by far than many of the final copies I've purchased lately! I encountered three or four errors in spelling or a missing word or two. Not a lot to deal with. Impressive these days!

On to the book: I was originally attracted to the book because of the title. However, after reading it I don't feel the title fits very well. The title, to me, implied a light-hearted YA science fiction romp. Wi...more
TC
The second half of this book, where the action is, read like a short story written for a sci fi magazine; as something disposable, hastily written, and pressed for space. I'm not much for long, drawn out battle scenes, but even I think a fight to the death with a big baddie should last more than one paragraph. It's as if the author just wanted to get this part of the story over with so he could wrap it up.

It seems from the first half, as the story quickly takes root of an invasion by colonizing...more
Gmr
Wow...this was a majorly quick read, but good nonetheless! It took all of about 2 days with multiple interuptions along the way and believe me, you won't want their to be anything standing between you and the end of this book. It's one of the only "alien" novels I've read thus far but I found the author's storyline rather intriguing. It's written with a combination of narratives by Jesse, our lead character, and journal entries from the intimating Lord Vert...well at least that's what the Jesse...more
Brenda
This book takes a concept that has been done before - aliens taking over the world - and presents it in a different light.

Jessie is your average high school student with only the average worries any teenager has. But that all changes the day the aliens force, Sanginians, take over the world and turns all of the surviving humans into slaves.

The Sanginians are an alien force that use their massive mind power to not only communicate with each other but to also conquer other "less civilized" life-...more
Cheryl-Lynn
A first reads good reads win!
3.5 stars. I wasn't sure how I would like this book because I'm not a huge sci-fi reader. However, this book was very good! The storyline was interesting and the character's likable and often quite funny. Earth gets taken over in ten seconds with few survivors (well, when compared with the world population). Jesse is the only person from his entire school that doesn't just "fall asleep." Interesting, modern take on slavery and view of what we have done to our world w...more
Bookworm1858
Alien Invasion and Other Inconveniences by Brian Yansky
Candlewick Press, 2010
227 pages
YA; Fantasy
3.5/5 stars

Source: Library

Read for Best Overlooked YA Book Battle.

It takes ten seconds for the aliens to invade Earth, killing most of the population but allowing a few with higher mind powers to live and serve as slaves. One of those is Jesse, narrator and high school student. At the reassignment camp, he meets four others who survived and they plan a desperate escape from the aliens.

This was a pre...more
Mary
An interesting SF young adult novel on an alien takeover of the earth. Characterization is strong, the action is fast paced and humor lightens the grim story line. Jesse is in history class and in the same time it takes for him to brush his teeth, Sanginians have invaded Earth using their tremendous mental powers to turn all of humanity into their slaves. Most of the earth's population goes to sleep and they do not wake up. Jesse become a product and develops telepathic powers and finds others w...more
Spencer Ledoux
This is a fantastic jaunt through the not so distant present. The title of the book leaves absolutely not mystery of its overall premise. However, one of this book's truly enjoyable moments is watching the development of the "hero" (and I use that term lightly) as he struggles to accept and understand his new and evolving role under his new alien masters. The protagonist is certainly no knight in shining armor, and the ensuing conflict between his personality and his newly found abilities kept m...more
Claire
Jan 17, 2011 Claire rated it 3 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition Recommends it for: middle/high school reluctant readers
The witty title got my interest. The book itself is an amusing adventure. Aliens invade earth, take 10 seconds to ‘turn off’ all the people they don’t want on the planet. They communicate mentally with the remaining populous who have (lucky, lucky) been chosen to be slaves for the invaders. A number of themes are touched on- not the least the value of lateral thinking, self confidence, persistence, ecological peril, imperialism and hubris. The Main main characters are chaste but there are sexual...more
Diana
I had never read a book about alien invasions or anything like that so I didn't really know what to expect. Having said this, it was a really good book!

Jesse is in class when everything changes in 10 seconds. His classmates and mostly everyone has fallen asleep, or what looks like it. Soon he is working for the aliens that have taken over the world along with those who survived. He makes friends and they all know they must leave that place if they want to survive.

Jesse was a fun character. He...more
Kristen
Why I read this: When I first heard of the book, I laughed my butt off. I love the book description and was excited to do a tour with Teen Book Scene for this book.

Plot: I have to say, I didn't think this book would be as serious as it was. Yes, it had humorous moments, but definitely a serious plot line - so serious that lots of people and aliens did die. It was interesting seeing the progression of what happened after the quickest invasion of a world ever. You follow the character Jesse, who s...more
Christie
4.5/5

Jesse finds himself among the small group of survivors left after Earth is invaded by aliens. His classification as superior product lands him an assignment living at the alien leaders’s home. While there he meets other survivors (also superior product), and friendships are formed. They hope for escape and survival, but know breaking through the alien security measures would be impossible. When Jesse begins to visit a girl in his dreams, who just happens to have inside info about the aliens...more
E. Anderson
Every once in a while a novel comes along and you read it and you think holy crap, why didn’t I think of that?

I wasn’t even through Chapter One of Brian Yansky‘s latest, ALIEN INVASION & OTHER INCONVENIENCES when I started to feel this way. Oh, the plot envy. It can be soul-sucking.

But of course this novel was so good — so very, very good — that the plot envy was overcome. And I just wanted to hug and squeeze this book and tell all my friends about it and show my cats who just sort of stared...more
Jennifer Wardrip
Reviewed by Kira M for TeensReadToo.com

Jesse is having the worst day of his life. It took less time for the aliens to conquer Earth than it does for you to brush your teeth.

Unfortunately, he can pick up on what the aliens say in his mind. This makes him a "superior," "hearing" product who is forced to work in the house of Lord Vetrenomous (the conquering alien lord) doing physical tasks to get the place ready for more aliens.

Longing for escape, he makes friends with some people who want the same...more
Rose
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Eh. It started out too quick; in the middle of the first page the invasion happened. I would have liked to learn more about that main character guy, whatever his name was. Also, if Lindsey was a smoker, aren't there side-effects to quitting cold-turkey? She seemed totally fine. But I have to give it points for taking place in Austin, Texas. There were some good jokes, too. Overall, it was an okay book for one about aliens.
Matthew
This was clearly a YA book, which had some interesting moments but in all was forgettable. Teens falling in love while they become slaves to aliens that can only talk through telepathy. It didn't cover any of the existential points it could have, and at times was actually frustrating.

For what it was, there were moments that made it a good ride, but there was no meat on the bone. There are better YA fiction (and sci-fi) available so stick to that and away from this.
Wayne
Definitely a YA book, but quite humorous. A quick easy read. Felt the ending was a little too rushed and anti-climatic but good nonetheless. Definitely geared towards boys since the story follows from a teen's boy perspective and there is a little bit of bathroom humour. While the overall subject is a little down, it is handled with a light enough hand that it's not depressing or too deep.
Ricki
I expected this to be a humorous, light read (the title is a bit deceiving), but the issues were much more serious than I expected. That being said, I really enjoyed it. It is a very quick read, and it held my interest the entire time. It would be a great book for reluctant readers. My only complaint is that it ends very suddenly, and I was left wondering if there is an anticipated sequel.
Heather
Audiobook
Aliens have conquered the earth (like it was that hard) and only a few human lives have been spared. Teenaged Jesse is one of these humans. As the aliens prepare the planet earth for their takeover, Jesse is deemed "product" and forced to act as a slave for the aliens. Will he and his new friends ever be able to take back their planet?
Teresa Garrett
This is a page turner. What happens if Earth is invaded and conquered in less than a minute? What if most people are killed and only a few people: products aka slaves are left behind? The aliens as bad as they are are actually really good for the environment and set about colonizing the entire planet unaware that the "products" are evolving and coming together. Suspenseful to the max. Hoping for a sequel.
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Brian Yansky is the author of several young adult novels (including the award winning MY ROAD TRIP TO THE PRETTY GIRL CAPITAL OF THE WORLD) and many stories for adults. ALIEN INVASION & OTHER INCONVENIENCES (which the Horn Book called provocative, profound and wickedly funny) and the sequel, HOMICIDAL ALIENS & OTHER DISAPPOINTMENTS (Candlewick Press, Sept 2013), are the latest. He has an M...more
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