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Jan 14, 2008 Dale rated it 5 of 5 stars · review of another edition Recommends it for: jennpidgeon@yahoo.com

I had a lot of fun writing this book. It was very cathartic. I read the Advanced Reader Copy while I was immersed in the second book, and I was surprised that I still enjoyed it. Sure, there are things I would change now, but this experience—writing my first book—made me realize that one could very well spend their life writing and rewriting one book. Sometimes you just have to let it go. Actually, make that, all of the time.

What I like best about Heck (and what my spanking new agent had to say...more

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Dec 03, 2008 Swankivy rated it 1 of 5 stars · review of another edition

Seriously, I thought the best thing about this book was its cover. :(

The main characters: Best thing about them was the realism with regards to the sibling relationship. Everything else was flat; the characters were stereotypes: There's Marlo, the badass goth girl who steals for no reason (but seems to care a lot about fashion and cosmetics in a much more traditional way), and Milton, who wears thick glasses, is a germophobe, is scared of everything, and doesn't actually belong in Heck (oh, and...more Seriously, I thought the best thing about this book was its cover. :(

The main characters: Best thing about them was the realism with regards to the sibling relationship. Everything else was flat; the characters were stereotypes: There's Marlo, the badass goth girl who steals for no reason (but seems to care a lot about fashion and cosmetics in a much more traditional way), and Milton, who wears thick glasses, is a germophobe, is scared of everything, and doesn't actually belong in Heck (oh, and has bad allergies). They ARE their situations. Milton was supposed to be the sympathetic character, wrongly assigned to Heck (though even when the book comes to a close we're really not sure WHY), and yet I found him annoying and petulant and not likable.

The supporting characters: No, they weren't characters. They were walking, talking jokes. We're in Heck, not Hell. So we don't get Beelzebub; we get Bea "Elsa" Bubb. Oh well isn't that HILARIOUS? (Um . . . no.) And of course you catch her in her curlers (but the hair is on her BACK, oh HAW HAW HAW), or see her eating something that's just there to make a dumb pun. This sort of thing sometimes works if you're Lemony Snicket and you know how to do it. Here it did not work. Ever. Sorry. Other characters were just random teachers who were assigned teaching positions that were supposed to be ironic (like Nixon teaching ethics, etc.). They were featured as a storm of trying-to-be-clever ideas but without any actual point in being there. Boy, isn't it funny that in biology class you actually dissect your teacher while she's teaching you? Knee slap! Which leads me to my biggest problem with the book:

The premise. Dear God, the premise. What?

I don't understand. What are the children doing in Heck? It's like no one ever actually worked this out. "Yeah they are just kids so they go to Heck, not Hell, and then they have to go to school." To do what? When does this circle assigning they mentioned actually happen, and why are they going to school beforehand? Is there a point to only feeding them really gross stuff? Are they just being punished, or are they being rehabilitated? That's never really clear. Why are the boys and the girls separated, and what's actually different about their experience that necessitates this? (Well, or is it really a plot device to make sure the brother and sister can't talk to each other?) If they're just supposed to be punished for being bad on Earth, why is one of the worst children--Milton's enemy, Damian (of course his name is Damian)--assigned special status and given privileges like he's respected by even the teachers? Wouldn't it make more sense that he would be punished worse? Why, in Heck, would the bully get something he enjoys? The answer is . . . because the author apparently didn't think continuity and consistency of premise is important. Even in a silly book, I assure you that this is not something you just don't bother with. Even Roald Dahl's mean-because-they're-just-mean characters--like the aunts in James and the Giant Peach--behave according to a set of rules, simplistic though they may be. What was really going on here, anyway?

Well, what was really going on was two kids are going to repeatedly try and fail to escape Heck (um, by getting to the surface?), and it's funny to watch them get buried in sewage, while going along the way making weak literary references (to stuff kids won't see until they hit high school) and cracking jokes about Watergate and Typhoid Mary (that kids don't get on their own but don't receive enough info in the book to want to research it). And at the end nothing has been proven, nothing has been revealed, no one has grown as a character, and little has been resolved. The book kind of bewildered me.

I have to say that I love children's literature and am a big fan of Roald Dahl, Lemony Snicket, Eva Ibbotson, Dav Pilkey, and many authors who write improbable/impossible, silly fiction for kids. I say this because I don't want people reading this review to think I don't like silly or I don't read kids' books or I expect everything to be "realistic." What I do expect is internal consistency, jokes that are both natural and actually funny (not jokes whose punch lines are the whole reason a scene was written), decent characters, and a respect for the audience. This, to me, read like the work of someone who thinks writing a kids' book is about stringing together a bunch of silly situations and sticking in bathroom humor to make sure they laugh. I stress this is coming from someone who reads and loves Captain Underpants, for Pete's sake. There needs to be something more than a bunch of trying-to-be-clever jokes (think "restroom" being replaced with "unrestroom," "pitchfork" becoming "pitchspork," and "Chuck E. Cheese" becoming "Upchucky Cheez," just to get you started).

I think a couple other people on here have said Basye should try writing for adults. I really don't know. I was so disappointed by this poorly executed, empty work that I can't tell how much of it was because he was trying so hard to make kids think his work is hilarious. I'm sad to say I don't see much that's got redeeming value in here. That's hard for me to say as a reader, a writer, and an editor, because I know how hard it can be to write a book. But I'm left confused as to what purpose this book serves, what the author was trying to DO, and why every joke except one made me groan (not in that sort-of-good groaning-at-a-pun way, either). Was he doing what Dante did and casting the people he particularly hates (thin blonde girls and mean gym teachers, for instance) into circles of Heck where they receive well-deserved (according to him) punishments? That hypothesis is made especially likely if you read his acknowledgments, in which he sorta-kinda thanks all the kids and adults who tortured/teased him while growing up and made his life a "living heck," which apparently inspired him to write the book. That just feels weird, overall.

If you're interested to know, the one time I did laugh was when Marlo advises her brother that drinking the sulfur water is "like drinking a fart." Good one.

I would suggest to the author that he quit overusing the word "groused," also. It's quite an unusual word, especially in a kids' book. Referring to people "grousing" like six or seven times in a short novel is kind of uncomfortable.

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Aug 19, 2008 Alex rated it 2 of 5 stars · review of another edition

Shelves: series

When Milton and Marlo Faust die in a tragic marshmallow related explosion, their souls wind up in Heck, one of the outer reaches of H-e-double hockey sticks. Their tormentor is Bea "Elsa" Bubb, a sadistic demon with bad gas. Milton, Marlo and their friend Virgil plan an elaborate escape.

It started off really funny, but some of the jokes are so subtle I wondered if this was a read aloud book. I am not sure most younger readers would get the references but the jokey aspects are sure to appeal. 2 1...more

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Dec 08, 2008 Jennifer rated it 1 of 5 stars · review of another edition Recommends it for: no one

Shelves: children-fantasy

Grades 5-7
When Milton and his juvenile delinquent sister Marlo are killed by an exploding marshmellow mall sculpture/fountain, they are sent to Heck. Heck is a kind of limbo where bad kids go before descending into one of the nine layers of hell. The trouble is, Milton is good--the only “bad” thing he has ever done is get blamed for his sister’s petty thievery. Heck is an awful place, full of demons, teachers like Lizzie Borden and Nixon, a giant purple dinosaur that sings, and liver in the ven...more

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Oct 10, 2009 Susan Mortimer rated it 3 of 5 stars · review of another edition

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Brother & sister (Milton & Marlo Fauster) die in a freak accident and are condemed to eternal "darnation" as punishement for their earthly sins...a place tailor made for the sins of youth.

I liked this book initially, for the imagniative writing and scaled-down paralells to Dante, but I came to think that much of the message went over the head of the intended audience. Few kids can make the connection between Bea "Elsa" Bubb and the devil, and fewer still, I suspect, can name the "sins" o...more

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Nov 04, 2012 Jennifer Wardrip rated it 4 of 5 stars · review of another edition

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Reviewed by Rebecca Wells for TeensReadToo.com

When Milton and Marlo Fauster die in a marshmallow bear explosion, they are sent not to Heaven or Hell, but instead to Heck, an otherworldly reform school for "bad kids." There, they must toil until they turn eighteen, at which point their souls will be reevaluated and sent on. Though Marlo, a teenager with an unfortunate case of kleptomania, clearly belongs in Heck, the siblings are at a loss to understand why Milton is there as well - he has always...more

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Dec 30, 2008 Hannah rated it 5 of 5 stars · review of another edition Recommends it for: people who like humour

I loved the book. I can not wait 'till the squeal. I forget what it is called, but when I remember I will post it. All I know is that it is coming out in June.

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Aug 29, 2008 Angela rated it 2 of 5 stars · review of another edition

Shelves: kidsbooks

There were some neat things about this book---the spoofs/puns on names and things was funny (example : Upchucky Cheez and the principal named Bea "Elsa" Bubb). But there was so much literal potty humor (many scenes of crawling through sewers)and a real non-ending that put me off. The ending and a preview note at the end indicate that this will be a series---using a Dantian nine rings of Heck motif. I doubt that I will follow the series. By the way, Heck is like a juvie Hell where you stay for in...more

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May 02, 2012 Staci rated it 4 of 5 stars · review of another edition

Shelves: read-reviewed

The First in a series By Dale Basye. Our Hero, Milton meets his early demise along with his sister Marlo and is sent too Heck. A school for newly deceased kids, who were not necessairly the most well behaved in their lives on “the Stage”. What ensues is a lively adventures pitting Marlo and Milton, along with their trusty sidekick Lucky the ferret against Bee “Elsa” Bubb, the frog faced demon Head-mistress of Heck bent on making the siblings un-dead lives miserable. Basye builds a dark world, fi...more

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Nov 23, 2011 Janis rated it 3 of 5 stars · review of another edition

Shelves: literature-for-children, fantasy

Taking on the idea of the circles of Hell from Dante's Inferno, this children's book humorously shares Heck, where the bad kids go. It's a way station until their souls are 18 and they go to either Heaven or Hell.

The premise is clever, much of the storyline is cute. The author is a bit out of touch with children, however. The teachers (yes, kids, there's still school after death) include Lizzie Borden and Richard Nixon (the former president teaches Ethics)--adults would see the humor in that, bu...more

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Jun 05, 2011 Karen Ball rated it 4 of 5 stars · review of another edition

Lots of fun for Halloween! Milton Fauster is a good kid... especially when you compare him to his sister Marlo (shoplifter, troublemaker, school failure, you name it). When they are both killed in a freak giant marshmallow explosion at the mall, Milton isn't surprised to find out Marlo's not going to heaven. But neither is he! They both end up in Heck, the junior version of "H-E-double-hockey-sticks," according to Bea Elsa Bubb, principal of the place where the bad kids go. It's a place that is...more

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Feb 25, 2011 Shikamaru rated it 2 of 5 stars · review of another edition

so my mom wanted me to read this book seeing how i have a good intrest in hell. apperently, this was the first thing she saw about ~~hell~~, my bad, heck. now this book was ok. not god awful like some books i read, but ok. one reason i think this is because it was meant for a younger audience. another thing was all the cameos by dead people, and yet they missed the most obvious one! Ozzy Osbourne as the music teacher. The fact that he's still alive makes it even more hilarious. now sometimes cameos...more

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Sep 24, 2010 Maicie rated it 4 of 5 stars · review of another edition

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Marlo and her brother Milton die in an unfortunate accident involving a giant marshmallow bear with a stick of dynamite up its behind. Even though Milton is a good kid, they are both sent to Heck. The grotesque Ms. Bea ‘Elsa’ Bubb and a squad of bvd-wearing demons and monsters carrying pitch-sporks run heck. The vending machines in the cafeterium contain Brussels sprouts and liver.

Tortures vary in Heck: some kids are forced to withdraw cold turkey from phonics (See? Do kids today...more

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Jan 27, 2010 Kristen rated it 2 of 5 stars · review of another edition

This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers. To view it, click here. So, Milton and Marlo, Virgil, Damian, Bea "Elsa" Bubb and the rest of the cast...

I tired quickly of reading 'Bea "Elsa" Bubb' every time we saw the principal... can't she just be 'Bea Elsa Bubb'? I'm normally not such a nit-picker with details in kids books, but, if being "bad" is what the principal likes, why does she have it out for Marlo? Milton, sure, since Milton is the "good one"... but hating Marlo - it would seem that Marlo, like Damian, should win gold stars for her behavior.

Also, there...more So, Milton and Marlo, Virgil, Damian, Bea "Elsa" Bubb and the rest of the cast...

I tired quickly of reading 'Bea "Elsa" Bubb' every time we saw the principal... can't she just be 'Bea Elsa Bubb'? I'm normally not such a nit-picker with details in kids books, but, if being "bad" is what the principal likes, why does she have it out for Marlo? Milton, sure, since Milton is the "good one"... but hating Marlo - it would seem that Marlo, like Damian, should win gold stars for her behavior.

Also, there was an attempt to distinguish between the soul and the body... but if there is supposed to be that separation in this world, then why is the Bio teacher a shriveled body with a smaller version of herself inside? Is the smaller version supposed to be the soul? Since Milton learns that the soul is really a glob of jelly like stuff, what is the little person inside supposed to be?

Then, there's the idea that kids are sent to Heck for all eternity or until they turn 18. But what happens when they turn 18? There is a convoluted explanation about the time being used to decide where they should end up, and maybe that would be easier to understand if I could dump all the other "mythology" about He*#, but I was left utterly confused by that. Not to mention, all the talk about poo... I could live without that. Heck, in my opinion, should have been scary gross not gross gross. Even with the poo though, it wasn't remotely scary gross (I know, I am an adult, but I can't imagine my 4 yr old nephew being scared by any of the descriptions either).

I loved the idea. And, lets face it, there is the potential for a number of follow-ups, each a circle of "heck", but I have the second already and instead of diving right in, I pulled a totally different book off my shelf to read instead at the moment.

As for the plot - again there was so much potential. I loved the idea. But the girls who torture Marlo are peripheral and we don't see anything come of what could be an awesome feud. Milton's nemesis, the one that lands all 3 of them in Heck, again has such potential, but we don't even get to see a good show down between them.

It was a neat idea having Richard Nixon, Blackbeard and Lizzy Borden all be teachers. But they too get so little time in the few chapters we see of them that I felt like they were nods to the adults who might be reading, but there wasn't enough substance for me to even feel like the nod was anything more then half-hearted.

As for plot - well, no kidding it was primarily going to be about trying to escape. But even that fell flat. It wasn't a very thrilling or exciting escape - it came across as flat and boring. I wasn't ever eager to see if they could manage to pull it off. But, I wish I was.

It was a quick read - took about 5 hours. The little chapter illustrations are darling. And Basye does seem to be able to paint a pretty good scene in my head in very few words/chapters. But I am left hoping that the second will be a little better, otherwise I might not bother with the third.

My recommendation with respect to those adults who love to venture into the young adult/independent reader genres, borrow this from the library, don't spend your hard earned cash on it. Unless you have kids that will read it to - and maybe they will enjoy it more.(less)

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Sep 18, 2009 Alexia561 rated it 4 of 5 stars · review of another edition

Shelves: young-adult

I really enjoyed following Milton and his older sister Marlo's adventures as they do their best to escape Limbo before being permanently assigned to one of the deeper circles. Turns out that there are 9 circles in Heck: Limbo, Rapacia, Blimpo, Fibble, Snivel, Precocia, Lipptor, Sadia, and Dupli-city. Don't know if that means that there will be 9 books in the series, but it should be fun!

This book is supposed to be geared for the 9-12 age group, but I don't know if they will get some of the pop c...more

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May 07, 2009 Brooke rated it 3 of 5 stars · review of another edition

After a giant marshmallow explosion Milton and Marlow Fauster find themselves in "Heck", a place where bad kids end up before they are sent to, well, a worse or better place. Milton knows why his sister is there, she's a kleptomaniac! Milton on the other hand is a good student and kid. According to the "Principal of Darkness", Bea "Elsa" Bubb, Milton committed one crime right before he passed over, he shoplifted (thanks to Marlow). Milton and Marlow are subjected to classes like Home-economics w...more

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Jan 04, 2013 Joy Kirr rated it 2 of 5 stars · review of another edition

Shelves: fantasy, series

I don't know where I saw this book recommended, but I'm glad it's over. (And I'm so glad I won't have to read the rest of the series!) NOT the book for me. But let me try to give you what I think the author thought was witty... even though it was thrown in what seems like every single line.

"It was bad. Worse than bad. Terrible.
Filthy drops dripped. Filthy drips dropped. Terrible plops and splashes echoed through the dark, cramped pipeline. The smell was like a mixture of vinegar, socks, rotten m...more

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Apr 23, 2009 Lisa rated it 4 of 5 stars · review of another edition Recommends it for: reluctant readers and their parents, upper elementary

I saw this book sitting on a display at the local public library and just had to pick it up. This has got to be one of the most eye-catching titles I have ever seen!

The book focuses on straight-laced Milton and his less well behaved older sister Marlo. Through a freak marshmallow accident Milton and Marlo end up in Heck where they will spend their eternal "darnation". The head of this other world reform school type place is Principal Bea "Elsa" Bubb. The children are first sent to the Disorienta...more

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Jul 24, 2012 Hollowspine rated it 3 of 5 stars · review of another edition

My interest in this book was piqued because it was chosen as one of the books for HCL's guy's read this summer. I immediately thought it looked humorous and was further intrigued when none of the boys in the guy's read club liked the book at all.

The story follows a siter and brother who through a series of incidents (mainly the fault of older sister Marlo) the two are incinerated in a marshmellow-y explosion. They soon find themselves in Heck. No, not H-E-double hockey sticks, but Heck, where th...more

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Feb 10, 2011 foo4luv rated it 4 of 5 stars · review of another edition

Shelves: read-together, humor, young-adult, excellent-in-audio

This is the story of twins, Milton and Marlo, who die while committing a crime and consequently get sent to Heck (Hell for children). There they have to attend school (the principal is a demon named B. Elsa Bubb) and try to mend their wicked ways before the day they turn 18 and receive the final verdict on where their souls will be sent for all eternity. The brother doesn’t really belong there. He was tricked into the crime by his sister and has led an otherwise exemplary life. They, of course,...more

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Oct 31, 2011 Catherine marked it as abandoned · review of another edition

Shelves: 2011, middle-grades, horrorfying

This book caught my eye at the library and I remembered seeing it mentioned on Goodreads, but couldn't remember why I didn't add it to my shelf. I'm still not sure why that was, probably something I read in the reviews, but here's why I abandoned it:

It was way too gimicky. Every name was some play on the mythology of hell and evil. Probably this would appeal to the target audience (middle school), but for me, it was annoying.

The main characters were completely one-sided, at least to the point w...more

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Dec 30, 2008 Tracey rated it 1 of 5 stars · review of another edition

Shelves: children-s

Children's fiction; humor. This book was aimed at the tween audience but largely missed the mark. Basye tried too hard to be clever, making a pun or semi-witty remark every other sentence or so--the references to historical villains such as Nixon and Lizzie Borden will also be lost on the younger audience; unfortunately, it's not clever enough to entertain the older audiences either. I very quickly got tired of it and eventually quit reading.

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Dec 07, 2008 April rated it 4 of 5 stars · review of another edition

Shelves: 2008, young-adult

Siblings Milton and Marlo find themselves in Heck after a marshmallow/bomb incident at the local mall. Milton's good, Marlo's bad, and both of them want to get back to the Surface.

While this is a great YA book and kids will love it, there's a lot of humor that can only be appreciated by well-read adults. Lots of allusions to Marlowe, Dante, and Milton that the average 14-year-old just hasn't accessed yet.

The writing is addressed to the juvenile mind, but the author had some really lovely imagery...more

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Jan 29, 2010 paula rated it 1 of 5 stars · review of another edition

Shelves: children-s

This book tempted me for months. Sitting on the New Books rack with its glowing colors and intricate goth-y cover illustration of two cool kids. And finally I succumbed, took it home, began reading it, a chapter at a time, to my kids at bedtime.

As the dark, twisted details and plot points added up - shoplifting and vandalism, a giant marshmallow bear, thrift-store black dresses - I kept waiting for the story to gel. But beyond the premise: that there is a junior league Hell called Heck, and that...more This book tempted me for months. Sitting on the New Books rack with its glowing colors and intricate goth-y cover illustration of two cool kids. And finally I succumbed, took it home, began reading it, a chapter at a time, to my kids at bedtime.

As the dark, twisted details and plot points added up - shoplifting and vandalism, a giant marshmallow bear, thrift-store black dresses - I kept waiting for the story to gel. But beyond the premise: that there is a junior league Hell called Heck, and that's where bad kids go, which you can get from the title... there really isn't that much story. This is one of those world-building books in which the characters wander around discovering each aspect of their world. The food. The organizational structure. The economy. And here's what happens when you read a book like that - either you enjoy the imagination of the writer, and you love the details and characters that he or she lovingly describes, or you do not care for the writer's vision, and you do not enjoy the book.

A Series of Unfortunate Events falls this way. Readers either like names such as Carmelita Spats and details such as Count Olaf's hideous monobrow (me) or they don't (some people). So maybe it's just me with Heck. But I think I can be objective in saying that it falls rather flat. I find the tone unvarying, the word choice a bit unimaginative, and the pace slow. In addition, many of the jokes will zip right over the heads of the child reader, starting with the surname of the main characters - they are Marlo and Milton Fauster. Not Foster, Faust-er. Get it? As in the fifteenth-century German alchemist, later the subject of a play by Goethe?

You get forgiven a couple of those, in my opinion, but this book is kind of loaded with them. And I believe that dark and twisted works even better when the main characters respect each other. All dark and no light makes a YA graphic novel, not middle grade fiction.

I'd recommend Debi Gliori's Pure Dead Magic books and the Tales of Dripping Fang to kids attracted by Heck's creepy-cool allure.
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Dec 07, 2011 Erin Forson rated it 1 of 5 stars · review of another edition

Heck, Where the Bad Kids Go
by Dale E. Bayse & Bob Dob
The best thing about this book is the title. In fact, the only thing going for the book is the clever names as far as I'm concerned. Milton and Marlo, a brother and sister pair, are literally blown to bits while committing a mall prank/crime and end up in “Heck.” Heck is, apparently, where children go because they aren't bad enough to go to Hell until they are 18. Heck is sort of a warm-up for Hell. The author has fun using literary allus...more

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Feb 20, 2009 Caris rated it 2 of 5 stars · review of another edition

Shelves: 2009

Blah.

The premise was cool: a place that's not quite Hell where bad kids spend a large portion of eternity, filled with appropriate punishment and redundancy. It sucked, though. It really did. And I don't like to say that. I like to say that I must not have understood it. But I understood this one all too well.

First off, who is supposed to read this? No eleven year old is going to understand all of the references. What's more, there's so much in here that simply isn't appropriate for an eleven y...more

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Jan 30, 2010 Mary rated it 5 of 5 stars · review of another edition

Recommended to Mary by: NYRA 2011 nominee

I loved this book. It is a 6th grade reading level. I thought the humor was adult. With references to Nixon and other greats as being sent to Heck. I ordered this book for my library. It was recommended by a 5th grade boy at Dodson.
WHEN MILTON AND Marlo Fauster die in a marshmallow bear explosion, they get sent straight to Heck, an otherworldly reform school. Milton can understand why his kleptomaniac sister is here, but Milton is—or was—a model citizen. Has a mistake been made? Not according to...more

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May 15, 2009 Jill rated it 3 of 5 stars · review of another edition

Shelves: 5th-grade, 6th-grade, j-fic, j-fic-boy, j-fic-humor

If you like stories that a little off-beat, then this is the book for you--"Heck: Where the Bad Kids go" by Dale E. Basye. In it, good kid Milton Fauster and his petty thief of a sister, Marlo are killed in a freak marshmallow explosion. Subsequently, they go to Heck, a kind of limbo where bad kids go before descending into one of the nine layers of hell, it is an awful place, full of demons, teachers like Lizzie Borden and Nixon, a giant purple dinosaur that sings, and liver and other gross stu...more

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Dec 12, 2008 Cathy Camper rated it 5 of 5 stars · review of another edition

Just because you're under eighteen doesn't mean you'll die young and stay pretty! This hilarious book by co-Portlandier and adman Basye uses the marketer's silver tongue to pun and play it's way through h-e--double toothpick. When siblings Marlo and Milton Fauster die smothered in goo in the Mall of Generica after a giant marshmallow bear explodes,they end up in Heck. Heck is like school gone really rotten:lots of crying babies, a Limbo where you not only wait, you have to do the dance,and a Caf...more

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Sep 04, 2008 Lauren rated it 2 of 5 stars · review of another edition

Shelves: middlegrade

I really liked the premise of this book--when you die and are a kid, rather than going straight to Hell, you get a chance in Heck--but it just didn't deliver. I really wasn't routing for the kids, not even the "good one" who seemed to get stuck in Heck by mistake. They just weren't that likeable. And the action dragged on quite a bit. A little disappointing.

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