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Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped: 400 All-New Facts About the Man Who Knows Neither Fear Nor Mercy
by
Ian Spector
The Legend of Chuck Norris Lives On
After the deadly duo of The Truth About Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T roundhouse-kicked bestseller lists, Ian Spector returns to complete the thrillogy that has become just as unstoppable, herculean, and legendary as Chuck Norris himself. Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped reveals 400 all-new facts about the roughest, toughest, an...more
After the deadly duo of The Truth About Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T roundhouse-kicked bestseller lists, Ian Spector returns to complete the thrillogy that has become just as unstoppable, herculean, and legendary as Chuck Norris himself. Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped reveals 400 all-new facts about the roughest, toughest, an...more
Paperback, 176 pages
Published
May 4th 2010
by Gotham
(first published 2010)
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Crop circles lay down for Chuck Norris.... Rice Krispies rufuse to make a peep for fear of Chuck Norris.... the stock in belt sanders will forever be high due to Chuck Norris.... and I will never be able to look at sperm without thinking about Chuck Norris's bad ass dominant sperm...lol... Great, great book that kept myself and my old people pee-ing our pants... well, for them it was literally... for me... not so much...lol...
Just when you thought it was safe to venture out, here is another collection of Chuck Norris facts to amuse you. I think I caught one or two repeats, but overall, most of the "facts" are new. Overall, this is an easy and amusing reading. The fact that stuck with me, for some reason: Chuck Norris is the reason Jack is still in the box.
I didn't think this one was quite as funny as the earlier two. There was a bit more off-color sort of "factoids" in this one, although there were plenty of those in the earlier two books as well. All in all, though, I got some laughs.
Let's hope Chuck Norris doesn't read my positive reviews of these books and kill me. :)
Let's hope Chuck Norris doesn't read my positive reviews of these books and kill me. :)
Jun 16, 2013
Lauren
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4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for:
Chuck Norris fans, People who laugh at anything
I do like reading this book. I give it four stars because, I`m not fine with some of the jokes particularly towards the end. I even used one of the jokes as my signature on another website. Overall, I recommend this book provided you are a Chuck Norris fan and/or you laugh at anything.
Reasonably funny, but I still feel like I'm taking the easy way out on my 12 Months, 12 Books challenge. I mostly read this one because I found it sitting around.
plenty of out loud laughs, but also quite a few grimmices. I know that they are supposed to be funny, but beating women is never funny.
utter tripe, rubbish, the only good thing was i found the book in my house and i'm sure i didn't spend any money on it.
One of the funniest books I have ever read.
Pretty funny. Easy/ quick read. Guilty pleasure.
Just. Plain. Entertaining.
Jun 08, 2011
Shari Schawo
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3 of 5 stars
Recommends it for:
anyone who wants a bad laugh
Shelves:
humor
Silly fun I got this for Zach
Dec 13, 2010
Katey Clausen
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Totally Awesome.
I paid a rather large sum for this book whilst waiting at an airport to get home from touring with my band. At the time, in my sleep deprived/hungover mind it seemed like a great idea. Apart from a few chuckles and even less laughs this book isnt going to claim any prizes. I gave it two stars on the account that the illustrations that accompany the text was great.
The first one was better - this is like Ghostbusters 2 - there was no sequel but they made one anyway an in doing so diluted the franchise.
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Computational biology major at Brown University and creator of the Chuck Norris fact fact generator.
He also made fact generators about other celebritues.
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