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I'll Never Be French (no matter what I do): Living in a Small Village in Brittany

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Tired of Provence in books, cuisine, and tablecloths? Exhausted from your armchair travels to Paris? Despairing of ever finding a place that speaks to you beyond reason? You are ripe for a journey to Brittany, where author Mark Greenside reluctantly travels, eats of the crêpes, and finds a second life.

When Mark Greenside -- a native New Yorker living in Californ
ebook, 224 pages
Published November 4th 2008 by Atria Books
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I can't resist reading about people who find themselves falling in love with another country and then bravely finding a way to live there (and here.) This book was entertaining, laugh out loud funny, and sweet. I enjoyed reading about Breton culture and watching Mark bumble his way through buying a house, redoing his floors, opening a bank account, trying to understand the French insurance system (which so totally beats ours), and attempting to learn the language. He is blessed with lovely neigh ...more
I must confess that I do not read a lot of travel books, but I was impressed with I’ll Never be French (no matter what I do): Living in a Small Village in Brittany. Despite the lengthy title, the book is actually a rather brief literary romance between a man and his coastal French town. Against Greenside’s best efforts, he and a girlfriend plan a vacation to France. The relationship doesn’t last, but Greenside’s growing affection for Brittany and the populace does. In the rashest move of his for ...more
Glory Gray
Sep 07, 2012 Glory Gray rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Lovers of travel books
Recommended to Glory by: Librarian
I'll Never Be French (no matter what I do) Living in a Small Village in Brittany by Mark Greenside
I'm a big fan of Peter Mayle and Frances Mayes, so I will read just about any book with a similar theme. Mark Greenside writes from the point of view of a hapless, poor, single American male who is a bit in awe of small town France.

The scenes of miscommunication are particularly entertaining. In the end, we cheer for Mark and wonder if he'll successfully navigate this new world and its alien culture.

I enjoyed the descriptions of Brittany. He provided just enough to make me want to visit without

Started out as a potentially enchanting book but just tripped over itself. I last studied French in high school so a lot of the French dialogue can only be appreciated by someone who knows French. And then there were parts in the story that just seemed missing.

I could understand why the author would want to skip over the ending of a relationship. How someone just finds himself buying a house in France confused me too. It just felt like a chapter was missing there.

Feb 03, 2009 Julie rated it 3 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Julie by: Julia
Mark Greenside grudgingly agrees to spend a summer in a small town in Brittany with his girlfriend. He figures that Kathryn speaks French, and it will be a nice place for them both to write for a while. Their relationship falls apart, but by then he has made firm friendships despite his utter lack of linguistic ability, and he finds himself under the spell of the French way of doing things. Unfortunately, although he appreciates the French way, he finds himself making one inadvertent faux pas af ...more
When you work in publishing, as I do, you have access to all kinds of books. A bunch end up on first-come, first-served shelves. Maybe they were sent for review to the wrong address. Maybe they two copies came for publicity purposes when only one would suffice. Some just arrive looking for a home.

I grabbed Mark Greenside’s book “I’ll Never be French (no matter what I do)” from a pile of very uninteresting books because it stood out. The bright red cover and witty title led me to discover a genre
Susan Bogart
Feb 23, 2009 Susan Bogart rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Anyone who travels anywhere
Recommended to Susan by: New York Times Book Review
A thoroughly enjoyable book about an American in France--could have been very trite, but the author's self-deprecating comments and professed love of the lifestyle and people made me wish the bookhad been longer. He soundly lays waste to the idea that the French are cold, snobbish, and withdrawn. I loved his neighbors, the town, his wrestling with machinery and the language, his encounters with craftsmen, managing to avoid sentimentality throughout. His amazement at the practical, efficient, and ...more
Loved this book. It was fun, light, and made me want to live in France, or at least experience it. Finished this one a day after reading Sixty Million Frenchmen Can't Be Wrong, so it was fun to have the two parallel books, one very educational, the other anecdotal. Both enjoyable and interesting. For me in my nerdiness it is fun to read multiple books on the same topic. Wow. I should make some friends or something.

Definitely would suggest to anyone who wants to imagine living somewhere whimsica
I very much enjoyed this book. Living in the US and then living in France, back and forth, made for some very funny and charming experiences. He was actually living in Brittany, which the French call Finistere (end of the earth) and the Bretons call Penn ar Bed (beginning of the world). I loved the storyline as much as I loved being able to read all the French parts! Very fun read.
A charming starting-over book, this time from the (rare) single male persective. I enjoyed his perspective on the rural French lifestyle and the simple trust that villagers put in each other, something missing in Greenside's California upbringing.

Laugh out loud in a few places, slight smile throughout, a very pleasant read.
Yet another place on earth to visit on my "bucket list"! :) I'm going to need to hit the lottery!

Mark Greenside writes a hysterical memoir of living and loving Brittany. As a bumbling, fumbling middle-aged American man who is discovering a new world so unlike the one he has known.

Greg Rothenberger
I've tried hard to think of a reason not to like this book. I've failed miserably. This story of an American who goes to the northwest of France with his girlfriend is just an ideal introduction to life as an expatriate in rural France. I was particularly interested in the differences between how the French see Americans and how they see the British. The book was well-written, with lots of anecdotes, and the characterizations were believable and enjoyable. Brittany itself makes for a nice change ...more
I bought this for my sister after I read it. I kept calling her up and reading her parts of it. So many enjoyable anecdotes. Really liked it.
Haw haw, the French are so different from us and I'm a bewildered American who can't get anything right and blah blah blah blah. UGH.
C'est l'histoire d'un américain qui vient passer des vacances en Bretagne. Il décrit les us et coutumes français à travers son regard d'américain. Autant vous dire que c'est très drôle.
Il met l'accent sur les différences entre nos deux pays, dans un grand respect, ce qui rend la lecture agréable. Et notre orgueil de français est remonté à bloc parce qu'au final, il tombe amoureux de la Bretagne et y achète une maison.

Il s'agit donc d'un livre très intéressant et drôle avec lequel j'ai passé un a
Jenny Gendel
Mark Greenside is HILARIOUS. This book reminds me of I'm a Stranger Here Myself: Notes on Returning to America After 20 Years Away byBill Bryson. It craked me up so hard, I had tears in my eyes. I started this book at about 8pm or so on Friday night and read straight through in to Saturday morning. Can't say enough about a book that got me to stay up until 1:29 am just to see what FUNNY thing happens next, but this one did, and I'm grateful. He and others like him (including the aformentioned Bi ...more
Jack Rochester
To paraphrase F. Scott Fitzgerald's wry comment about the rich being different from the rest of us, the experiences and adventures of humans in middle age differ from those of our youthful days. For one thing, we know ourselves better and are more resilient to change, perhaps more forgiving. For another, we don't take it all so seriously. That wisdom is the great gift Mark Greenside shares with us in this delightful book. Whether or not we've had the same experiences as he, we can follow along w ...more
Mark Greenside was living with his girlfriend in New York when out of the blue she said to him: "Honey, let's go to France". He had been in France years earlier and it had not been a good experience, and he didn't speak French, so he wasn't thrilled with the idea. But she had answers for all his arguments and eventually she wore him down. They went to France - Brittany - for the summer. This is the story of how he fell in love with the country, bought a house and became a permanent part-time res ...more
After returning home from a trip to Paris, I was itching to get a taste of France and it seemed a good time to pull this down from the "to read" stack. Despite considerable protest, Greenside travels with his girlfriend to Brittany and though the romance fades, he falls hard for the town of Finistère. Completely different than his native California, Greenside never really tries to blend, but appreciates his experiences and encounters for the enrichment they bring to his life. For fans of Peter M ...more
Pierced Librarian
Mark Greenside goes to France with a girlfriend for a summer of writing.

Instead he falls out of love with the girlfriend, falls in love with France, and ends up buying a home.

Having lived, not visited, not stayed in a hostel or slept on a friends couch, but rented a house and dealt with bureaucracy and insanity of paying bills and buying food in a foreign country- I can say that Mark nailed the entire experience.

Great story, and now I want to move to France.

Deb (Readerbuzz) Nance
Ah! I’ve been dreaming of reading a moving-and-starting-over book for ages and, at last, one arrives. I liked this book, too. Greenside has just the right mix of enchantment and perplexity with the French that makes for a lovely story.

Greenside comes to France with a girlfriend but the trip is not a happy one for the couple; they break up and everyone looks set to go home. Yet something about the village in Brittany makes him fall in love with the place and, before he knows it, he has borrowed
Terri Lynn
This is positively delightful! Mark reluctantly followed a girlfriend to France, lost the girl, but fell in love with a small French town in Brittany and before the end of the book was a home and car owner and had a bunch of French friends of all ages. Unlike those books that make the French out to be rude and unfriendly, the author shows the real France and the real French- for those who bother to get to really know them.
If you have ever traveled in France....if you have attempted to speak French in France....if you have ever tried to fit in and "act French" - you will love this book. The author nails the experience. And his rendition of his imperfect French is absolutely hilarious. If you are a francophile, READ THIS!
I just love reading about people who move to another country and write about their adventures there. Mostly because someday I want to do that. Author Mark Greenside is a lovely writer who wrote optimistically about his experiences in Brittany, France. Greenside sprinkles a little bit of French here an there throughout his book, and because I don't speak a lick of French, I recruited my Canadian French-speaking husband to read to me. (Swoon!) Of particular note, was the reminder to me that we Ame ...more
Starting right out with the title of this book, I identified with the author throughout. I've said to myself and others many times a variation: I can never be French; I can never be anything but an American no matter how hard I try. That somebody other than myself might actually want to be and that he has a whole book extolling the virtues of the French instead of the usual, ignorant French-bashing warmed my heart. I, like him, would love to buy a house in France. But unlike him, I don't have a ...more
David Grimaud
I bought this on a whim. The title caught my eye. My interest in the country of France, dormant since my two years of high school French, was reborn when my daughter traveled two years ago to French-speaking Africa and my son took French as a second language in high school.

Greenside's story begins when he reluctantly follows a love interest to Brittany for the summer. She breaks up. Just before he returns alone to the U.S., a persistent neighbor lady who speaks no English takes him a house hunti
Melissa Cuevas
Not an incredibly deep book, but a nice, fast easy read. I picked this one up as part of my mental preparation for an upcoming move to a foreign country, where I don't speak the language well. And this one was a comforting one, since Greenside had a pretty benign experience with it. He notes that it's the small things that are the real tests, and after a long and puzzling time trying to buy pastries at a Mexican Wal-Mart, I certainly know where he's coming from.

My real discontent with the book
Jan 23, 2009 Julia rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Julia by: Minneapolis Star Tribune
Greenside's old hippie self is in for a cultural awakening by living in a foreign land. I laughed out loud at some of Mark's attempts to win over his French neighbors and townspeople in this wonderful story of a mature man falling in love with a grace-filled area and trying to make a life for himself there. Originally, Mark and his girlfriend Kathryn (both writers) rent a house in Brittany for the summer for work and relaxation. Their relationship doesn't survive the summer, but Mark's connectio ...more
A fast, enjoyable read that made me want to visit Brittany...and rent his house for a month or two. Would have been better had the stories linked into a more coherent narrative. As is, while they appear to be in chronological order, the chapters are somewhat disjointed and resemble "party pieces" of storytelling. And, while the author claims to have evolved for the better for his experience in France, the reader cannot detect a material difference by the evidence of the narrative. Often what the ...more
If you want to read Mark Greenside's diary, then go for this book. Mark has some strong opinions on parenting in America vs. parenting in France. Seems that parents in America suck and parents in France have really enjoyable children and sociable teenagers. All this from a guy nearing his 50th birthday, not much to say for himself in regards to relationships and no children of his own.

I guess my review is that pretty much everything Mark had to say just rubbed me the wrong way. I don't think he'
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Mark Greenside holds B.S. and M.A. degrees from the University of Wisconsin. He has been a civil rights activist, Vietnam War protestor, anti-draft counselor, Vista Volunteer, union leader, and college professor. His stories have appeared in The Sun, The Literary Review, Cimarron Review, The Nebraska Review, Beloit Fiction Journal, The New Laurel Review, Crosscurrents, Five Fingers Review, and The ...more
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