Confessions of a Prairie Bitch: How I Survived Nellie Oleson and Learned to Love Being Hated
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Confessions of a Prairie Bitch: How I Survived Nellie Oleson and Learned to Love Being Hated

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For seven years, Alison Arngrim played a wretched, scheming, selfish, lying, manipulative brat on one of TV history's most beloved series. Though millions of Little House on the Prairie viewers hated Nellie Oleson and her evil antics, Arngrim grew to love her character—and the freedom and confidence Nellie inspired in her.
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Hardcover, 302 pages
Published June 15th 2010 by It Books
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Hannah
Whether you loved her, loved to hate her or just plain hated her, there's no denying Nellie Oleson was a force to be reckoned with on "that prairie". Spiteful, hateful, bossy, rude, bullying, bragging, conceited, uppity, vengeful, vindictive, and the bad apple of her mother's eye, there wasn't any length that Nellie wouldn't go to in order to score one over sassy Half-Pint Ingalls in particular and most of the denizens of Walnut Grove in general.



As a long time fan of the TV show growing up, I wa...more
Stacia (out of inspiration)
This book had been in the massive TBR pile for quite some time when a chance reading of an author's blog jolted the memory of Prairie Bitch back into my mind. I'll have to agree with this author in saying that Joffrey from the television show Game of Thrones does bear a striking resemblance to Nellie Oleson from Little House on the Prairie.



The intro alone of the book was chock full of interesting tidbits. I love how it was explained why the show version of Little House was so different from the...more
Eastofoz
Jul 31, 2010 Eastofoz rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: Fans of Little House on the Prairie
Shelves: memoir-bio, 2010
Well here’s a memoir filled with sadness, tragedy and outright horror but it’s told in such a no holds barred in your face upbeat way that you really have to give Alison Arngrim (alias the evil Nellie Oleson, Laura’s arch nemesis on tv’s “Little House on the Prairie”) credit for writing it the way she did. Memoirs tend to follow a pattern: this is why I’m writing it, my life was not normal, horrible things happened, I survived, I’m in a good place now. She does pretty much the same thing but bec...more
Louise
Nellie Oleson may have been the nastiest kid in town, but now, she's the one I'd want to be friends with. This woman is a riot. Her recall of all the weirdness that was her life and 'Little House' are done without the rancor and self-pity of so many others who've been through the same horrors. Instead of feeling sorry for herself, she's jumped in to helping others and making people laugh.

And to know that hating Mary Ingalls was ok, just make me feel a whole lot better ;)

I read this one in about...more
Julie Barrett
I never imagined I would enjoy this book so much. I checked it out from the library only because I had just finished Melissa Gilbert's memoir(which I had to read after reading Rob Lowe's memoir) and I wanted to get Nellie's version of events as well. I loved watching Little House on the Prairie when I was a kid & it was on tv, but I'm not a superfan or anything like that. I haven't watched the show since I was a kid(though now I am thinking I need to rewatch some episodes after reading these...more
Carli Entin
As a young child, Arngrim lived the bohemian lifestyle of her nomadic Hollywood actor parents—and suffered horrific sexual abuse by the hands of her brother, a washed-up teen idol. At age 12, her life changed dramatically when she landed the role of Nellie Oleson on the popular 1970s TV series Little House on the Prairie.

Arngrim is not simply a former child star with a story to tell. She is an excellent writer, and her memoir is poignant, hilarious, and loaded with the type of behind-the-scenes...more
Corey
While I watched Little House a few times as a kid, I didn't become a big fan until recently when I re-read the books from childhood and bought the boxed set when it was on sale at B&N. As a child, Nellie scared the daylights out of me - mostly because I was bullied a lot in school and she reminded me of those mean girls. As an adult, I kind of loved her brazen bitchy style. While she was annoying, she was pretty damn smart. I did like how she grew up though and was sad to see her leave the s...more
Halpey
So sorry that Mary was such a BEOTCH. NOT sorry Nellie doesn't hold back. She delves, dishes, and zings on everyone and it's all done with love, respect, and humor... except for poor Mary who sounds like she deserved the treatment she receives. A quick and funny read.
Kressel Housman
Just learning that this book existed from a GR friend's review last year was enough to set me off on a full-speed-ahead Little House binge, as evidenced by this shelf, but curious as I was about this book specifically, I was a little put off by the curse word in the title and the knowledge that Alison would "come out" about being raped by her own brother. She was the victim, of course, and was ultimately heroic in becoming a voice for other victims, but I figured it wouldn't make for kosher read...more
K
Apr 04, 2011 K rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: people with a tolerance for celebrity memoirs and/or "Little House" fans
Recommended to K by: Would I have ever heard of this book if not for goodreads?
Four stars with a caveat: I have a high tolerance for celebrity memoirs. I started reading celebrity memoirs in high school not for voyeuristic reasons (okay, not only for voyeuristic reasons) but out of a genuine curiosity about why, in a creative and chancy field like acting or writing or art, some people succeed and some people fail. It's clearly not only a question of talent; there's a psychology that goes into it and I was curious about that. Although I haven't succeeded in isolating the sp...more
Diane
Arngrim's parents were involved in show business; her mom was a very successful voiceover artist, working as the voices of Gumby and Sweet Polly Purebred from the Underdog cartoons. Dad was a public relations agent, though not as successful. Oh yeah, and he was gay, but that was never really discussed too much.

After a start in Canada, they move to Los Angeles. Alison's older brother got work as a young actor, but when work dried up for him as he got older, he became abusive to his younger sister...more
Eva
I can't believe I am giving 5 stars to the memoir of a child actor- I mean, I usually reserve 5 stars for great works of literary fiction or history. However, I have to give credit where credit is due, and Alison Arngrim had me sitting up all night to finish reading her book. I loved Little House on the Prairie as a child, but I have never had the least bit of interest in reading Melissa Gilbert's autobiography. In general,I don't go for autobiographies of arguably minor celebrities, and wouldn'...more
Rick F.
An incredibly absorbing and fascinating memoir. Everything a memoir should be, Arngrim is obviously a very nice person. It always seems that the actors who play the worst villains onscreen are the nicest folks off screen! Not sure what is story with Melissa Sue Anderson..I checked her book out and it was as cold and distant as she is portrayed in this book. A definite must read for fans of the show and of great memoirs
Nicola Mansfield
Reason for Reading: I'm a big fan of LHOTP. I read Melissa Gilbert's memoir and was anxious to find out more and very excited when I saw Alison had a book out.

Alison Arngrim's narrative is a pleasure to read. Just by reading the title we get a glimpse of what kind of attitude we can expect to find inside the covers. Arngrim is also a stand-up comedienne and with that knowledge it explains the easy going narrative style full of humour that made this book such a fun read.

Alison starts by telling o...more
G
Confessions Of A Prairie Bitch How I Survived Nellie Oleson And Learned To Love Being Hated By Alison Arngrim is as delicious, pleasurable, and juicy as a memoir by television’s most hated childhood villain should be. People usually read “celebrity” memoirs for two reasons: either to find out that person’s secrets, or to find out the secrets that person has managed to keep about others. Well, Alison’s memoir goes way beyond and above both of those basic reasons. Not only did she play a beast of...more
Judy
I was never a fan of the Little House television series. It premiered in 1974, when I was 18 years old and off to college. I'd read all the books in grade school, and I had my own images of what Pa looked like. It sure as hell wasn't Little Joe from Bonanza.

But I do love a celebrity tell-all, and Arngrim does tell it all, from Michael Landon's habit of "going commando" in his too tight for the 19th century jeans to Arngrim's account of her less than wholesome family life. There is a frank descr...more
Sherwood Smith
Just the cheer-up I needed.

Many years ago, I worked on the same lot that Little House on the Prairie had their studio setup, so I used to see them around. (I took my sister, a huge fan, over their set once when they were all in the valley). Later, when I left the film industry and had my kid, I watched episodes on a tiny black and white while recovering from C-sec surgery.

So seeing Nellie Olson's scowling face on this book was a must-grab, and it was just as engrossing, and sometimes funny, alwa...more
Erin
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I'm only about ten pages in, and I've already enjoyed it more than Mary Ingalls/Melissa Sue Anderson's whole stupid book!

It was interesting to read this, Melissa Gilbert's book and Melissa Sue Anderson's book in fairly close order. Arngrim hasn't had the career of Gilbert, but she comes across as the one you would most like to have a beer with. I had no knowledge of her abuse story, but she handles it very matter-of-factly (is that a word?) and with class. Her dislike of MSA jus...more
Candice
And so the final memoir in my trilogy of Prairie memoirs. And might I say by far the most fun, and sad. Alison Arngrim aka Nellie Oleson, thankfully, spent the most time recounting the actual goings-on behind the scenes of Little House on the Prairie. Only a handful of chapters were dedicated to her life before and after Little House (which was a very sad life as a child, but a hopeful and happy life as a grown woman). I found this to be the perfect balance of what I was looking for in a book ab...more
Lauren
I may be different than many readers in that I really don't have memories of "Little House on the Prairie" and those that I do have are of general outline information (hot Michael Landon, family show, taken from the Little House series, etc.) but my interest was pioqued because Ms. Arngrim has represented an organization I've long been a member of, The National Association to Protect Children, and it seemed logical to read her biography. I'm glad I did!

Ms. Arngrim has an easy-to-read voice that...more
Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all)
I picked this book up yesterday and couldn't put it down till I'd finished it. Well, OK, I put it down to eat and sleep and shower and work. But aside from that. I wanted to read it in bed, but my snickers and snorts kept waking my OH up. I had been just about ready to give up on showbiz memoirs, due to the immense amount of whining, blame assigning, and payback that seems to be rife in the latest generation thereof; in that sense, this book was a breath of fresh air.

I was never a fan of the nig...more
Wendy Mcclure
No doubt some actors have to pretend that their most famous role is as important to them as it is to fans, but in Arngrim’s case, it’s the honest truth. Our world loves to constantly recycle the pop culture past and put old personalities on reality shows for no good reason, but Confessions will convince you that there’s really something to be learned from the return of Nellie Oleson—that bringing her back, sausage curls and all, isn’t just nostalgic but redemptive.
Lorna
Jun 20, 2010 Lorna rated it 4 of 5 stars
Shelves: bios
Wow, who'da thunk it? Of the trifecta of recent Little House bios, I never would have believed I would have enjoyed Alison/Nellie's the most -- but I did! This is one awesome book. I have nothing but respect and admiration for Alison Arngrim. It kind of makes me want to rewatch some of the old LHOP episodes and watch her with new eyes. Excellent read!
MAP
Let me put it this way:

I have never in my life seen a single episode of Little House on the Prairie. I know absolutely zip about Nellie Oleson. And yet I read this book in 2 days and gave it 4 stars. What does that say to you?
Cheryl C.
If you are looking for a book that is funny, irreverent, and courageous, look no further than "Confessions of a Prairie Bitch" by Alison Arngrim. In a style you come to expect from the woman who portrayed Nellie Oleson for many seasons on Little House on the Prairie, Arngrim shares her story from her childhood, the years she suffered sexual abuse at the hands of a relative, her years on Little House, and beyond. This is a woman who isn't shy about opening up, and you'll love her for it.

Argrim p...more
Lizz
Can I just stay home and read this? I considered saving it for my upcoming trip to Mexico, so glad I did not. The cover says it all and I'm not talking about the title. Dramatic, snotty, artfully conscious and sparkling: those photos say it all. Alison's performace as Nellie has the ability to rile my blood pressure to this day. Alison did not survive Nellie Oleson, she brought her to life.

Part back-stage gossip, part autobiography, Alison had the kind of abused, neglected, weird-ass childhood t...more
Tabitha
This was an absolutely delightful memoir to read!
Ms. Arngrim has such an easy comfortable storytelling voice, and she has an incredible sense of humor about herself, her life and everyone around her. It was really easy to get sucked into her memories and get a really clear picture of how she felt during filming, and escaping filming. I'd be willing to bet her honesty got under the skin of a few people she's worked with in the past. But always in a good way, and of course she could always win the...more
Elizabeth Wetzel
I have a weakness for celebrity autobiographies. Can't resist 'em. Being a Little House on the Prairie fan, and knowing Alison Arngrim (Nellie Oleson) has a second career as a stand up comedienne, I thought if nothing it would be entertaining. And it was! I hated Nellie on the show, I thought she was a big bow wearing bully. She was horrible. Alison Arngrim is absolutely hilarious and also touching as she recounts her bohemian upbringing and her life on Little House. We learn about her deep frie...more
Karen & Gerard
I enjoyed reading Confessions of a Prairie Bitch by Alison Arngrim because it was mostly about the TV show I liked called “Little House On The Prairie.” Alison was the actress who played Nellie Oleson on the show, the mean, snobby girl. In her book, she shares how people really hated her because of her character on TV when she made public appearances dressed as Nellie. She shares about her childhood which was so heartbreaking that she thought of the cast as her family and loved the diversion. I...more
Hester (putsomestankonit)
To be honest I was never a very big fan of Little House on the Prairie, it was too white-bread (except for that time Todd Bridges guest starred) and preachy for my tastes. Which is actually shocking considering how white and unhip I am, I'm like a puffy marshmallow, I'm so "white" that the book Stuff White People Like pretty much sums me up. Laura Ingalls annoyed me with her saintliness, overbite and braids. I didn't even care for Nellie that much either, the only episode I ever liked was the on...more
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“It's like I tell people at my stand-up shows: by making me a bitch, you have given me my freedom, the freedom to say and do things I couldn't do if I was "a nice girl" with some sort of stupid, goody-two-shoes image to keep up. Things that require courage. Things that require balls. Things that need to be done. By making me a bitch, you have freed me from the trite, sexist, bourgeois prison of "likeability." Any idiot can be liked. It takes talent to scare the crap out of people.” 17 likes
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