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Love on a Rotten Day: An Astrological Survival Guide to Romance

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The Guide to Losing -- or Finding -- Your True Soul Mate

Did you know: Capricorns are cowards when it comes to public displays of affection? Aries get amorous in unusual places? Leos love to be serviced? Cosmo's Bedside Astrologer, Hazel Dixon-Cooper, reveals all this and more in this sexy, uninhibited guide to love and romance, the follow-up to her hip and hilarious Born o
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ebook, 256 pages
Published December 15th 2009 by Touchstone (first published January 1st 2004)
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Jasmine
okay what am I doing you may ask? books on witchcraft and astrology have I lost it.

HOKUM!

it makes me laugh.

according to this book virgos love citrus body wash. this is true I do love citrus body wash unless if has ginger in it. This book must therefore actually be able to predict the future. virgos do not date aries. noted book thanks for the tip.
Barbara Bradley
I do not believe I have ever laughed as much as I did from reading this wonderful book. In the most humorous style it nails your romantic partner's zodiac sign, calling out its whims for what it is. For example, "The Favorite Taurus Pickup Line: 'What are your beliefs, and can you cook?' " or "A Taurus is as jealous as a Scorpio, as whiny as a Cancer, as infantile as an Aries, plus they have that Taurus-only trait of being the most judgmental and least acquiescent sign in the Universe." OR "You ...more
Eleclyah

Uomini e donne di tutti i segni zodiacali, tremate.
Sfigology in love svelerà tutti i vostri tremendi difetti e i vostri meschini comportamenti in amore!

Come Sfigology, anche Sfigology in love è un libro estremamente divertente, volto ad analizzare il comportamento amoroso di ogni segno zodiacale portandone alla luce gli aspetti più tremendi.
Così, i nati della Vergine "affiggono piani quinquennali del sesso in camera da letto, accanto agli elenchi delle vitamine da prendere. Dividono gli armadi i
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Stephanie
I bought this book two years ago, when I started my steps into Astrology, but unfortunately I lost it. Left it on the bus, to be honest.

I found it some months ago, and I immediately bought it. Like it or not, this book is honest, and truthful. At least in the majority of the signs; Cancer, Capricorn, Aries, Taurus and Aquarius are really spot on, for me. Pisces too.

If you want a book that writes about basic characteristics of the person you're interested in, this book is ideal. There's always mo
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Lia
Seems to be mostly assuming that people will be the worst possible example of their sign, with some redeeming qualities thrown in for the "Keeping One" sections. It was annoying. I may be a Pisces, but I'm not addicted to drugs, alcohol, or anything else.

Otherwise, some astrological gems shined out at me. Some made me laugh at how true they were.

I did gain some insight, but I did have to cut through lots of crap (like unethical advice to cheat on partners - I realize the author writes for Cosmo,
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Aziza Kibibi
Born on a Rotten day is much better. The sarcasm in BOARD comes across as humorous and actually makes sense, but in this book, it can be down right mean. Still a fun read.
Missi Thissell
If you're in to astrology this is a great book. I loved comparing mine and my hubbys signs and signs with ex boyfriends. It was sort of scary how dead on it was with my relationship with my husband.
Ketty
Hilarious with some truth thrown in to boot. Although I don't consider myself a drudge...now that part about sex and the cooking channel is ALL me!!
Garrett Cook
I would like to see astrology that work the angles of the zodiac archetypes. This one doesn't. Cosmo bedside astrologer would serve you better.
Shannon Tapia
A dating must have! Everyone date I had, I would check their signs before going out and this book act as guide to do's and dont's.
Keri
They tell it like it is in a way you can hear it, great for recent breakups, the hung up, and the heart broken. She'll get you laughing.
Liz
It's crazy how accurately the "surviving one" section for Cancer describes my soon-to-be ex-husband. Made me laugh!
Rachel Billings
This book is hilarious and surprisingly accurate on a lot of points... It's great for a laugh!
Maria
cute and funny a nice change from most astrological books that suck up all the time.
Chelacreates
great go to book to check out a potential mate :-)
Jason
Hilliarious yet- accurate.
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