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Love on a Rotten Day: An Astrological Survival Guide to Romance

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The Guide to Losing -- or Finding -- Your True Soul Mate

Did you know: Capricorns are cowards when it comes to public displays of affection? Aries get amorous in unusual places? Leos love to be serviced? Cosmo's Bedside Astrologer, Hazel Dixon-Cooper, reveals all this and more in this sexy, uninhibited guide to love and romance, the follow-up to her hip and hilarious Born o
ebook, 256 pages
Published December 15th 2009 by Touchstone (first published January 1st 2004)
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Mar 13, 2011 Jasmine rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
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okay what am I doing you may ask? books on witchcraft and astrology have I lost it.


it makes me laugh.

according to this book virgos love citrus body wash. this is true I do love citrus body wash unless if has ginger in it. This book must therefore actually be able to predict the future. virgos do not date aries. noted book thanks for the tip.

Uomini e donne di tutti i segni zodiacali, tremate.
Sfigology in love svelerà tutti i vostri tremendi difetti e i vostri meschini comportamenti in amore!

Come Sfigology, anche Sfigology in love è un libro estremamente divertente, volto ad analizzare il comportamento amoroso di ogni segno zodiacale portandone alla luce gli aspetti più tremendi.
Così, i nati della Vergine "affiggono piani quinquennali del sesso in camera da letto, accanto agli elenchi delle vitamine da prendere. Dividono gli armadi i
Sep 23, 2014 Stephanie rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
I bought this book two years ago, when I started my steps into Astrology, but unfortunately I lost it. Left it on the bus, to be honest.

I found it some months ago, and I immediately bought it. Like it or not, this book is honest, and truthful. At least in the majority of the signs; Cancer, Capricorn, Aries, Taurus and Aquarius are really spot on, for me. Pisces too.

If you want a book that writes about basic characteristics of the person you're interested in, this book is ideal. There's always mo
Jun 25, 2008 Lia rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
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Seems to be mostly assuming that people will be the worst possible example of their sign, with some redeeming qualities thrown in for the "Keeping One" sections. It was annoying. I may be a Pisces, but I'm not addicted to drugs, alcohol, or anything else.

Otherwise, some astrological gems shined out at me. Some made me laugh at how true they were.

I did gain some insight, but I did have to cut through lots of crap (like unethical advice to cheat on partners - I realize the author writes for Cosmo,
Barbara Bradley
Dec 22, 2014 Barbara Bradley rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
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I do not believe I have ever laughed as much as I did from reading this wonderful book. In the most humorous style it nails your romantic partner's zodiac sign, calling out its whims for what it is. For example, "The Favorite Taurus Pickup Line: 'What are your beliefs, and can you cook?' " or "A Taurus is as jealous as a Scorpio, as whiny as a Cancer, as infantile as an Aries, plus they have that Taurus-only trait of being the most judgmental and least acquiescent sign in the Universe." OR "You ...more
Aug 02, 2015 Ashley rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Hands down the best astrology book I've ever read...and I've read a lot of them. Accurate AND flat out hilarious. Includes not only in-depth sun sign information but moon, venus, and mars (read the intro carefully on how to calculate it, it can be confusing at first, the chart is at the end of the book).
Jun 15, 2015 Ness rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
One of my top favorite astrology books! Its a good spin on typical astrology reads and more entertaining than anything. I also suggest the Born on a Rotten Day. I just discovered theres a Friends on a Rotten Day, I want to add that to my collection too!
Garrett Cook
I would like to see astrology that work the angles of the zodiac archetypes. This one doesn't. Cosmo bedside astrologer would serve you better.
Missi Thissell
Sep 02, 2011 Missi Thissell rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
If you're in to astrology this is a great book. I loved comparing mine and my hubbys signs and signs with ex boyfriends. It was sort of scary how dead on it was with my relationship with my husband.
Oct 06, 2011 Ketty rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Hilarious with some truth thrown in to boot. Although I don't consider myself a that part about sex and the cooking channel is ALL me!!
May 25, 2013 Liz rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
It's crazy how accurately the "surviving one" section for Cancer describes my soon-to-be ex-husband. Made me laugh!
James Curran
May 24, 2016 James Curran rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
I want to thank the author for reminding me that there is no hope, but at least it was fun to learn.
Shannon Tapia
Nov 02, 2009 Shannon Tapia rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
A dating must have! Everyone date I had, I would check their signs before going out and this book act as guide to do's and dont's.
Aziza Kibibi
Aug 06, 2014 Aziza Kibibi rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Born on a Rotten day is much better. The sarcasm in BOARD comes across as humorous and actually makes sense, but in this book, it can be down right mean. Still a fun read.
Aug 27, 2012 Keri rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
They tell it like it is in a way you can hear it, great for recent breakups, the hung up, and the heart broken. She'll get you laughing.
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Sep 16, 2008 Lisa rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
So fun!
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