How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale

How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale

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When the stewardess brought me off the plane in a wheelchair, I lowered my head. I was too scared to even look at my father. I didn't want to see the disappointment and horror on his face. All that hate I had accumulated for him over the years, all the resentment against him for not understanding what I was going through, just released with the tears.
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Hardcover, 592 pages
Published August 17th 2004 by It Books (first published 2004)
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Lauren
I think this is a story of survival. (Why do people always look at me funny when I admit to having read this?) Being the queen of her business that she is, I read it wanting to know what made her tick. "Sex" is the popular answer to that. But that's really not the truth. She admits to loving sex, but she dispels the myth that porn stars are sex addicts who want to get paid for their source of pleasure. She's very honest about admitting how bad the sex industry can be. The fact that she survived...more
Imogen
Here is one weird thing about this book: It's about six hundred pages long, but about a third of that is pictures.

Here's another thing about this book: during intense passages about things like rape, there will be pictures of porny-ass ol' Jenna with a gallon of lipstick on showing up her butt, or something. Which could totally work in two ways: either as total, 'you are reading this for the porniness' exploitive cash-in, or in a meta, 'here is the reality, looks how different it is from the wa...more
Nags
Sep 26, 2011 Nags rated it 2 of 5 stars
Shelves: 2011
The book had some predictable content but far less than you would imagine. The narrative is candid (sometimes too much so) and a light, quick read. There are some excerpts from Jenna's diary which looked so genuine that I would be very surprised if they forged it. It's also amazing to see how her dad took to the news of her becoming a porn star - very well in fact, although she came from a reasonably "normal" family. Her relationship with her brother is also pretty special.

Some parts of it real...more
Greg
This book is nearly 600 pages, and yet I read it in only a couple of days. Clearly I enjoyed it if I read it so quickly while having as busy of a life as I do. And yet at the same time, I would also offer up a few rather critical comments. The first is that it's the most self-indulgent autobiography I've ever read. If Benjamin Franklin's autobiography can clock in at under 150 pages, anyone's can. The author(s) leave no stone unturned. EVERYTHING is crammed in this book. Diary entries, pictures...more
Courtney
Okay. Well. It was interesting. What else can I say about this book? I found myself frustrated because it felt like it was written by, well, someone who never quite took school as a priority and started stripping and having sex on film for money. Which makes Jenna Jameson sound worse than I think she actually is, but... that's how the book reads.

The story of her life is a bit predictable with the standard troubled childhood and life of trials and hardships, but to Jenna's credit, she does admit...more
Erin440
I am actually not a huge fan of biographies, yet here I am reviewing my second biography. Granted, I read this a couple years ago, but still. So, I've always been kind of fascinated with Jenna Jameson. She's pretty notorious in the porn industry and has made a huge name for herself through heavy marketing.

The book basically takes you through her life thus far. She talks about how her upbringing led her to be a wild teenager and how that ultimately led to her porn career. She writes about her fir...more
Jessie Pearl
Dont let the 600 page length of this book fool you, a lot of it is pictures, photocopy journal entries, and fluent but childish writing style. Still, story wise this is indeed interesting as hell in my opinion, but I'm in to this kind of thing. If you care not for stripper/porn star stories you should obviously not read this, but that's what's right up my alley so I take it for what it is. It was suggested to me that everything she says in this book is a lie but I have no idea, I take it at face...more
Martina
Jan 19, 2008 Martina rated it 3 of 5 stars Recommends it for: people going on beach vacations
Shelves: beach-reads
Before you judge me, let me just say that I chose this book as a beach read prior to my two week vacation in Mexico. That being said, it was pretty much a disappointment. It passed the time and required very little of my vacation brain (which was my goal) but it still seemed flat. I expected it to be super juicy and scanalous but it was pretty boring. I give it three stars just for the fact that it served its purpose and the chapters about the inner workings of the industry itself were entertain...more
Figgy
Mar 01, 2013 Figgy rated it 3 of 5 stars
Shelves: 2013
I'd been curious to read this for a while. I have a thing for biographies of people who work in businesses that are so completely outside my own world, and I'd heard that this one was a doozy.

It was. Jenna Jameson's had an incredibly messed up, insane life, and frankly it's kind of amazing that she's made it through alive. Abuse, drugs, alcohol, violence...she's seen it all, and done it all, but somehow she's remained very positive about herself and just kept on working. It's admirable, really,...more
Kevin Mellor
Eh... so there's probably a lot that could be said for somebody writing a novel-length, in-depth description of a really easy stereotype. But why would anybody want to read a critique of a cliche? That's just time wasted in its purest form.

In my opinion, this book is not good. It's not interesting. It's not a page-turner. And since it's all about drugs and sex-- two topics that are ALWAYS interesting-- it's not really saying a lot for the author or her "helper." Check out the breakdown:

30%: Wist...more
Barbara Skuplik
I think that like most other readers of this book, I was looking for and expecting a fun, light read,and a personal take on the porn industry from the inside--some juicy details and "secret behind the scene" recollections. There seems to be such a fascination with this industry, with many people wondering "how could they do that", while curiosity gets the best of us. What I got was a much more raw, honest, and personal story of what many consider to be the "Queen of Mainstream Pornography". This...more
Laura Brouwer
This was an easy-to-read captivating tell-all. Not sure if it's 100% accurate or if it's a memoir written in the James Frey style as there are a few instances of fact conflicts and contradictions within its pages (which also happens frequently in The Bible and many people still believe it's literal, so who am I to decide?). I suggested to Oprah on Twitter that this may be a great book club read as it is the classic Cinderella story that ends with the happy ending and an empowered woman on top (p...more
Catty
One of the first things my friend did when i reached LA for a holiday was shove a gigantic book into my hands and tell me to read it. It turned out to be the autobiography of porn star Jenna Jameson, and i was instantly hooked - i finished the 592 pages in four days while on holiday and doing a bunch of other things! Obviously if you’re a bit of a prude, you’re not gonna enjoy this book, but i’m not exactly a fiend for porn and i couldn’t get enough! It takes you through the hard times in Jenna’...more
Shannon
It was cleverly written, but I don't think it was written by her exactly. I feel bad making the assumption that a once drugged up stripper turned porn star/diva couldn't write that well, but it is written in the first person and it's not referred to as an autobiography, either. Plus it says Jenna Jameson with some guy who wrote for the New Yorker.

It was hot though. Cause there was sex in it, that's cool. In a real way and not to knock romance novels, but in a non-romance novel way.
Lauren
Jenna Jameson is a world-wide star of the pornography industry, and this book is the story of how she got there. From the early loss of her mother, her emotionally-distant father, the steady stream of new and abusive step-mothers he invited into her life, the gangsters that threatened her and her brother, and her family’s frequent moves across the country, Jenna’s childhood was anything but easy. Still underage, she left her turbulent family life to move in with her tattoo artist boyfriend and b...more
Mike
I was hoping this book would take me into a foreign world and reveal a fascinating sub-culture. I mean, who ARE these people who make pornography? But the big surprise of this book is that there are really no surprises. Her story is exactly what you would expect. No mother, absent father, no friends, moved a lot, grew up in Las Vegas with few assets, basically her body and her love for the way men looked at her. She fell for a worthless and much older tattoo artist, and into a career path that w...more
Daniela
Let me first say that the very first sentence had me engulfed. It's story of a never ending cycle of hard fast infatuation turned into hard long battles of getting away. Jenna is one hell of a business woman/hustler. From childhood to adulthood, her diary entries only change in 3 ways: spelling, names of men n women she has loved, and the place she lives. Other than that, the topics are all the same. Love, loss, and compulsive body image issues. In entries she includes her measurements from I be...more
Murtaza
This book is full of non-sense, and is sheer waste of time. The protagonist is trying to prove that she is a great person and she is kind of obsessed with her ownself. A good narrative would have followed her motivations for taking the choices that she took, and that was the prime reason that I wanted to read this book. But at crucial moments during her journey of life she just tells you that she did X and Y without indulging you into her inner thought mechanims why she did want it at the first...more
Wendy Price
I'm not even really sure why I started to read this book. I love biographies about strong women who come out as winners in their life...but I wasn't sure that being a #1 porn star was what I considered being a winner. I see now, that I was wrong.

A profession, is just that. It's what you do to pay the bills and hopefully find some enjoyment as you do it. Could I do what Jenna did? NOT ON YOUR LIFE!! Am I envious of her seriously flat stomach and trim waist? You bet, but I'm not willing to get add...more
Erin
I think if you're going to invest the money and time into reading this book, you shouldn't be ashamed of reading it in public! The most embarrassing part of reading this book for me was that I got it as a birthday present from my fiance's parents after he told them I wanted it -- and they had no idea that it was a biography when they bought it!

I read a lot of other reviews that critique Jenna's writing in this book, but seriously? She's a porn star! Of course she didn't graduate high school or l...more
Vanessa
Aug 16, 2007 Vanessa rated it 4 of 5 stars Recommends it for: those as fascinated with the porn industry as I
Maybe it's all Howard Stern's fault - but ANYTHING Porn, that's not really porn, I just gotta read. Jenna really truly is a good person and her memoir is both funny, sad, touching, and totally interesting from start to finish. She's a straight shooter and tells her story, just the way it happened. There's a bit too much packaging: goofy comics, lots and lots of photos - but hey, she'll do anything for her fans. Would love to have a meal with her one day.
Joe
I read about one train-wreck book a year. This year, I decided to seek non-fiction dysfunction away from the wrestling ring by reading Jenna Jameson's book. Although the pattern of constantly making the same poor choices remains a fascination for me, I'm not sure I'll ever get it or fully understand. In this case, Jenna's ambition brings her success in between bouts of horrible drug abuse. The ambition seems to clean her up long enough to succeed so she can... resume horrible decisionmaking. The...more
Shanna
So first thing, this is not a how-to manual on how to do it like Jenna. Next, WOW what a horrible life. I know she is loaded beyond reason and beautiful, but her history makes me want to hug her and tell her I'm proud of her, it's seriously pitiful. It has a lot of pictures that make it distracting to others and maybe around 5 filthy stories that would make some people blush. I would not call this a porn book, there are some vampire fic books that have more actual sex, Jenna is just totally blun...more
Mindy
I got some sideways looks reading it in waiting rooms and my mom wanted to know why I wasn't reading "something else", and I'm sure there's a large segment of the world that would not enjoy reading this and would find it vulgar and think it shows what society is coming to... and I'm not even saying they're wrong. I don't feel like it was a waste of my time to read it though. It's more interesting and serious than you would think judging by the cover. I'm surprised at some of the serious issues...more
Mr. Charley
Came away wanting to read more about her dad's life. He seemed much more interesting from a memoir or novel perspective. She obviously should be congratulated for not so much of her accomplishments but for her survival. She is probably 1 in a million especially these days with more porn, more internet porn, more wanna-be's, and more predators and traffickers lurking everywhere. Seemed honest but the contribution by co-author Strauss likely made this compelling, well-paced and readable. I wonder...more
Shayne Banks
I have mixed feelings regarding "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star". I read the book rather quickly and definitely found her story entertaining and enjoyable to read which is why I will rate it three stars. The narrative of the conversations Jenna had with her father and brother were rather dull and hard to read. I didn't find them interesting and felt the book would be better off without them as well as the clearly forged diary entry, countless photos, and porn transcripts. I felt at times the...more
Lilah
First, a tangent:
Believe it or not, it was for Neil Strauss and not Jenna Jameson that I picked up this book. He's great trashy reading, a real talent for Lifestyles Of The Odious Yet Compelling. The Game was one of the funniest books I read last year – hell, ever - it was a totally bizarre story to live through, and Strauss was the right guy to tell that story. Sure, the veracity is suspect since everybody wants to make themselves look good – and Strauss, being a master pickup artist himself, k...more
Elizabeth
This was a strange book.

I had sat down to read a few pages of this book, and before I knew it I was 300 pages deep. This book was undeniably addicting at first, and was certainly a page-turner, but it soon took a turn for the worse.

To begin with, Jenna is clearly lacking in her writing skills, which wasn't surprising. On top of that, this book is filled with unnecessary things. A good chunk of this book is made-up of dialogue between her, her father, and her brother. It was enjoyable at first, b...more
Mark
A ‘cautionary tale’ of the adult entertainment industry, as told by Jenna Jameson, one of its biggest stars (certainly at the time of publication in 2004 and probably still the same today). A sturdy book, at almost 600 pages, it’s lavishly illustrated (which made for some interesting moments as I read it during my lunch break at work) and follows her life from birth to being on top of the world using prose, Q&A transcripts and the occasional comic panel. She is very candid and open, highligh...more
Mailis Viiand
After reading this book i am exhausted so i cant imagine what Jenna Jameson must have felt living this life...Its beautifully constructed story of someone who is faulted to no ends but at the same time genuine and even at times funny. How she has able to survive i put down to plain luck and same goes for her family. Shes blubbering idiot concerning choosing men for herself and at the same time has iron willpower to get ahead in life and make something of herself. Celebrity gossip is juicy and se...more
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Jenna Jameson (born Jenna Marie Massoli on April 9, 1974) is an American pornographic actress and entrepreneur who has been called the world's most famous porn star and "The Queen of Porn".
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