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false <![CDATA[My Point...And I Do Have One]]> http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1170797572m/71979.jpg 71979 7 In this #1 New York Times bestseller, Ellen DeGeneres shares her hilarious take on everything from our most baffling human foibles–including how we behave in elevators, airplanes, and restrooms, and why we’re so scared of the boogeyman–to fashion trends, celebrity, and her secret recipe for Ellen’s Real Frenchy French Toast. Most of all, this witty, engaging book offers insights into the mind of one of America’s most beloved comics.… Dear Reader, I was awfully excited when I was asked to write a book. I was however, nervous. I was afraid I didn’t have anything important to say. But when I began writing, I realized that although I don’t know a lot about any one thing, I know a little about a whole bunch of things: baking a pie; dancing; curing the common cold; running the Iditarod–it’s all in the book. And I realized I notice things that maybe some people don’t notice (or they don’t notice that they don’t notice). That’s all in the book, too. 69685 1995 My Point...And I Do Have One total:801|5:1|4:7|3:5|2:4|1:0| 801 2963 1039 121 2 4 false false Mon Oct 13 08:05:38 -0700 2008 Mon Oct 13 08:06:28 -0700 2008 more...]]> 3 1 false false Thu Nov 15 07:03:58 -0800 2007 Wed Nov 21 07:48:50 -0800 2007 Like any self-respecting dyke, I think Ellen blew it as America's Girlfriend/the Fri...more...]]> 1 0 false false Mon Apr 06 13:41:46 -0700 2009 Mon Apr 06 13:43:18 -0700 2009 more...]]> 5 0 false false Tue Mar 31 10:35:11 -0700 2009 Wed Apr 08 09:03:21 -0700 2009 4 0 false false Tue Nov 25 12:04:44 -0800 2008 Tue Nov 25 12:07:30 -0800 2008 5 0 false false Mon Aug 11 14:37:45 -0700 2008 Tue May 26 21:00:04 -0700 2009 more...]]> 2 0 false false Wed Jul 01 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Sat Jul 25 15:28:54 -0700 2009 Sat Jul 25 15:29:57 -0700 2009 5 0 false false Fri Jul 10 09:14:56 -0700 2009 Fri Jul 10 09:19:01 -0700 2009
Warning: This book is NOT an autobiography. It's like her comedy stints. They kind of wander no where. But it's a fun ride.]]> 2 0 false false Fri Sep 01 00:00:00 -0700 1995 Fri Jun 12 19:31:52 -0700 2009 Fri Jun 12 19:33:41 -0700 2009 0 0 false false Fri Mar 05 00:00:00 -0800 1999 Thu Mar 05 07:33:08 -0800 2009 Thu Mar 05 07:34:53 -0800 2009 1 0 false false Wed Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 2003 Wed Aug 12 14:07:26 -0700 2009 Wed Aug 12 14:09:33 -0700 2009 4 0 false false Fri Mar 06 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Sun Mar 08 00:59:23 -0800 2009 Sun Mar 08 01:02:06 -0800 2009 4 0 false false Mon Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 2007 Wed Dec 10 13:56:11 -0800 2008 Wed Dec 10 13:57:39 -0800 2008 2 0 false false Sat Jan 24 18:06:25 -0800 2009 Sat Jan 24 18:07:00 -0800 2009 5 0 false false Wed Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 2003 Thu Jul 16 11:02:13 -0700 2009 Fri Jul 24 06:06:02 -0700 2009 1 0 false false Wed Jan 14 21:10:58 -0800 2009 Wed Jan 14 21:10:58 -0800 2009 3 0 false false Tue Aug 05 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Sun Jul 27 11:40:30 -0700 2008 Tue Aug 05 13:26:45 -0700 2008
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However, it'll take 59,990 words to find it. Unless you're reading it backwards. Which is a good idea. Get the laugh right off the bat. And then lull yourself to sleep, one page at a time.

Don't get me wrong. Ellen is a great comic. I love her routines. Pho...more...]]> 5 0 false false Fri Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 1999 Fri Mar 06 13:34:55 -0800 2009 Fri Mar 06 13:35:49 -0800 2009 http://www.goodreads.com/book_link/follow/8?book_id=71979