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What Would Betty Do?: How to Succeed at the Expense of Others in this Wo

4.18  ·  Rating Details ·  34 Ratings  ·  6 Reviews
Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you!

In a world of reflected glory and shameless name-dropping, no one can touch America's most puritanical pundit, Betty Bowers. Betty is so close to Jesus, He's given her His loaves and fish recipe. And only Betty knows how many shopping days there are until the Apocalypse. As she is fond of saying: "If God created me in His image,
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ebook, 176 pages
Published November 24th 2009 by Touchstone (first published February 26th 2002)
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Melki
Aug 29, 2014 Melki rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
"Jesus said, 'Let she who is without sin cast the first stone.'
That would be me."
~ Betty Bowers



I'm no stranger to the world of competitive Christianity.

It seems to run in my genes.

Religions that allowed drinking, dancing and fun were far too lenient for my maternal grandparents. Their church forbade all that stuff, plus movies and card playing, even Old Maid and Crazy Eights. My mother and her sister never missed a Sunday of sitting through church. (Of course, I didn't actually notice til my tee
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Carla
Jul 16, 2013 Carla rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Ok, so I might have a wicked sense of humor - but this book makes me laugh out loud hysterically. Written from a very narcissistic "so close to Jesus" crusader christian.
This is very tongue in cheek, self- righteous, and not to be taken seriously -- although it could be offensive possibly to those that see a bit of themselves in Betty.
Betty's views from movies to clothing and out and out another person's behavior leaves you laughing throughout.
Lisa
Dec 02, 2009 Lisa rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Totally irreverent and wickedly funny.
Betty's quote: So close to Jesus, I know his password.
Bryan
Jun 21, 2007 Bryan rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Hysterical! Fun, easy read. An open-clawed, hissing swipe at right-wing fundamentalism that will leave you bursting at the seams and begging for more.
Veronica Schultz
This was hilarious. Really really funny!
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Recommends it for: heathens and infidels
Recommended to Miss by: Stephen Baldwin
She stole EVERYTHING in this book from ME!
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