So You Wanna Be a Rock & Roll Star: How I Machine-Gunned a Roomful Of Record Executives and Other True Tales from a Drummer's Life
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So You Wanna Be a Rock & Roll Star: How I Machine-Gunned a Roomful Of Record Executives and Other True Tales from a Drummer's Life

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A hilarious inside look at the real business of popular music by the drummer of Semisonic that does for rock and roll what Jim Bouton's Ball Four did for baseball.

After years of working day jobs and making music in his basement, Jacob Slichter wondered if his dreams of rock stardom were a vain illusion. Then he was recruited by two of his successful musician friends to for...more
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Published June 29th 2004 by Broadway Books (first published 2004)
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Jodi
This is my plea to all rockstars past, present, and future: If you ever write a book about rockstardom please, please, please, pretty please with cocaine and slutty groupies on top DO NOT spend pages explaining recoupable debt.

Read the rest on iwilldare.com
Bill
If I could give this book six stars, I would. It was absolutely, and as a musician, this is one of the best real-life books written about being a musician that I've read.

I don't know how much more I can say specifically about the book other than the fact that I loved it and was drawn in from word one. I could have finished it in a single sitting had I the time to do so.

If you are a musician, definitely read this book. If you are just a music fan, you should still probably read this book. If yo...more
Evan
Possibly the dullest rock memoir ever written. (Slichter was the drummer for Semisonic, of "Closing Time" fame, which should have been a warning sign.) I'm the kind of music geek who doesn't mind reading a lengthy chapter about the process of choosing a music video director, as long as it's entertaining ... but I can see a whole lot of people picking this up and going "Where are all the drugs and groupies? Where are the sordid anecdotes?" Of course I realize that such a book serves a valuable de...more
Alexis
I've always been curious about the life of a musician, music business and how touring/singles/record companies tend to play out. Currently I'm learning to play drums and was able to identify some of the problems I'm having thanks to Slichter's account. One of which was playing flat-footed (ACK! I know). It was nice to read about how he improved over time by performing and being told to try different things. After all, if he can suck in the beginning, then I'm allowed to have some leeway, right?...more
Christian Lipski
Aug 07, 2009 Christian Lipski rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: musicians
A really good look at the workings of a band from the eyes of the drummer. Semisonic's Jake Slichter describes the beginnings, the heights, and the denouement of the "Closing Time" fellows.

What really goes on in the choosing of a single? The shooting of a video? How long does it take to recoup an advance when everything you do adds on to it? Jake has a love of music and a keen and cynical eye on its industry.
Matthew Smith
Dec 16, 2007 Matthew Smith rated it 3 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: People who were teens in the 90s
This memoir from Semisonic's drummer is mildly entertaining, but a bit depressing. Made me especially thankful to not have to rely on idiotic record labels to determine the course of my career. I thought there would be better stories in the book, but he generally takes a sad-sack tone and talks about missed opportunities rather than anything truly entertaining.
Kat Kunz
Was thinking about this book in the context of Fred Stoller's Maybe We'll Have You Back, about life as a constant guest star and how the uncertainy of the biz wears on you. While the jury is still out as to how I feel about that book, I unabashedly LOVED this one when I read it about nine years ago, shortly after it came out. I'm one of the few, the proud, the Semisonic fans beyond "Closing Time", but this book is a fascinating indictment of the major music industry, an industry that barely exis...more
christa
memoir of the former drummer of semisonic (closing time). seems like it should have been more funny and anecdotal and less about numbers and sales.
AJ Conroy
Jul 10, 2009 AJ Conroy marked it as to-read  ·  review of another edition
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About the Book: Jacob Slichter is Harvard graduate and an NPR contributor. But his most profiled career achievement was being the drummer for the 90s multiplatinum-selling band Semisonic. Slichter's memories of starting as a humble band to the overwhelming feeling of playing arenas after the success of their hit song "Closing Time" truly leave you feeling like you've been in a band that was catapulted into the spotlight.
Why I like it: After being in many failed bands, I've alw...more
Johnriem
this is the first book i read using the free kindle for iphone application. slichter was the drummer for the 1990s alternative rock band semisonic, who, despite much critical acclaim prior to their album feeling strangely fine, are now solely known for their #1 hit "closing time." slichter's book traces the bands journey from obscurity to overnight superstardom and back-- a rags to riches to rags story, if you will. slichter does a good job describing the machinations of the music business. he's...more
Terence
Rather than being a tell-all about the drug- and groupie-fueled excesses of a narcissistic rock star, this is a detailed, thoughtful memoir of a moderately successful band's rise and decline. Jake Slichter was/is the drummer for Semisonic, which produced three albums and achieved a #1 hit with "Closing Time." Schlicter's account gives a sometimes exhaustive description of what it was like to be a part of the "star-maker machinery behind the popular song" (an appropriate quote because Jake admire...more
Onyxavatar
Great read. "So You Wanna Be A Rock & Roll Star" is intelligently written and yet fast paced, which makes it very enjoyable from page to page. I liked that he didn't shy away from the business-end of the music industry. Slichter explains the contract process and financial model every band has to go through, which is really frightening.

I don't know why any band would sign the contracts that they get and hopefully, with the Internet and YouTube that model will flip. The financial model was es...more
Marcin Wrona
"'Are you the drummer for Everclear?'
No, I'm the drummer for Semisonic, and this is my story."

Timid, inexperienced, and insecure, and given to "goony" grins and fears of vomiting all over his drum set, Jacob Slichter is the perfect anti-star to narrate the improbable rise and fall of a (dare I use the one-hit-wonder label?) rock band. When he forms Semisonic with friends and industry old hands Dan and John, he finds himself on the outside looking in, and we, the readers, learn the ropes alongsid...more
Rachel
I discovered this book existed by following Dan Wilson on Facebook. Wilson made a reference to this book, which immediately intrigued me. I put a hold on it at my local library and began to read it immediately.

I actually became a fan of Semisonic near the end of their heightened popularity. I was a college student who had a radio show with the campus radio station. I think their album All About Chemistry was in the new release section of the studio. We as DJs were required to play a certain numb...more
David
Nov 03, 2007 David rated it 5 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: anybody who wants to know more about the bowels of the pop music industry
Shelves: music
If you're not offended by regular droppings of the F-bomb, this book is a fabulous read. Some say it's the definitive expose to date of the American recording business. Parts of it are hilarious, parts of it are reflective & sobering, all of it is fascinating. I read it in one sitting staying up 'til 3am or so. I've read it 5 or 6 times since. It's one of my favorite books.


Jacob Slichter was (is?) the drummer for Semisonic, the band that brought you "Closing Time" back in 1998. So You Wanna

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Jason
So You Wanna Be A Rock And Roll Star is the book you or I might write if we were to trade places for five years with someone who had just scored a major-label record deal (and hopefully had some actual musical talent as well). It's a remarkably clear-eyed and self-aware chronicle of a trip through the looking glass of fame and back again. Slichter, drummer for Semisonic (remember "Closing Time"?), chronicles his wild ride with an Everyman mixture of bewilderment and lust (for affirmation, mostly...more
Trisha
I bought this book so I could research the music industry and what it is actually like being on tour, etc. as I was writing a story (AM writing a story I should say) that involves rock bands on tour. Plus my main character is not a druggie so I thought she could relate to Slichter's lack of drug/groupie action.

I found this book fascinating and depressing all at once...but there were many funny moments, made all the more funny because the story is true. I like how Slichter is always trying to act...more
Chris Branch
This is a straightforward and honest-sounding account of the Semisonic guys trying to make it in the music industry, including all their struggles and successes.

Slichter comes across from the beginning almost as an outside observer, since there's much more focus on the other two band members - it's like he gets pulled along for the ride. He's a good writer (Harvard graduate) and there are some humorous parts mixed in with the business realities of record deals and radio airplay.

Regarding all the...more
Emily
This memoir by the drummer of Semisonic is not your typical rock 'n roll story. It's not about groupies, sex, drugs, and wild times, but instead is an MBA survey course on the business of being in a band in the current musical landscape. It was really fascinating to get a glimpse of how some songs become hits, some die trying, and some mega-hits are all but ignored by "the suits," and somehow find life when an influential DJ puts them on the radio.

This book was written largely before the digital...more
Rick Lay
Sep 26, 2012 Rick Lay rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: musicians, 90's music fans
After playing guitar and making music for most of my life, I read this book and I stopped producing music because I wanted to "make it in the music business" and focused on the love of making the music. This book spells it out...making it in the music business is very difficult, and even if you are an outstanding musician, it takes an incredible amount of luck to get noticed....then make money/a living. This book is a humorous, first person perspective of all of the obstacles and the counterpoin...more
C.M. Subasic
A must for anyone who either wants to be in or would like to learn what it's like to be in a rock'n'roll band. Slitchter is funny, humble, fun to hang with and explains the ins and outs of the industry very well.
Kim
Well written & clear, the book suffers a little from dated-ness. There are a number of tense issues; things Shlichter talks about in the present tense that either probably or definitely don't exist today. One reviewer said that the stuff detailing music business things like recoupable debt was not fun, and I thought so too, at first; but then I decided I liked the his sort of nebbishy attitude about the business and the process. If I were gonna be famous I'd be popping tums like crazy too. B...more
Monica
Slichter's a pretty damn good writer. I never heard of his band, Semisonic, prior to reading the book but it got some excellent reviews that piqued my interest. They were, I guess, the sort of decent band that wanted the big bucks and got made into sausage by the corporate music machine. Slichter's a smart guy and his self-depreciating and humorous anecdotes help make his story of the corporate rock machine palatable, if not at times, quite enjoyable.

Considering how many god-awful rock memoirs a...more
Kid
An almost perfect encapsulation of the absurdity of the major label music game. . .this guy was a schlubby looking drummer in a band with one hit (remember "Closing Time"?). . .

It's a great rags to fame to rags again story w/o the typical descent into sordid self-destruction. Slichter managed to escape fairly unscathed.

Anyway - it was an enjoyable read and yet another reminder that shattered illusions are the bread and butter of many music biz memoirs. But to be fair Slichter is not indignant....more
Owen
This is a book by the drummer of the band Semisonic, who had a big hit with “Closing Time” in the late 90s. It’s a little bit like a VH1 Behind the Music, but instead of talking about groupies and drug abuse, it goes into the business aspect of being in a band, and how once you sign a record contract you are immediately hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt. I loved all of the references to the bands that were around at the time that the book covers, and could relate to some of the stage anxi...more
Nathan Carlisle
Sep 04, 2008 Nathan Carlisle rated it 5 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: anyone interested in how music mainstream works
I am a bit bias here as the book was written by jacob slichter, a former member of the Semisonic ("Closing Time Song) band from the 90s which I love to this day. However he does a terrific account of what it was honestly like to be in a band that was popular in the time, did not fight with each other but rather the record execs. It's told with great humor and brutal honesty about what the music business is really like for any mainstream bands from the corrupt execs who kept asking them to change...more
Chris Freeman
Oct 03, 2007 Chris Freeman rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Anyone
You don't have a be a musician to get something out of this book, although it probably helps. This is the story of the drummer from Semisonic and his ride to the top and bottom of being in a one-hit-wonder band. For a rock star, he really comes across as a real person. He's bored in the tour bus, he has to drink cranberry juice on stage because he's diabetic, he watches from the back while the lead singer gets mobbed by autograph seekers. Great. Note: no matter how Semisonic's music is described...more
Benjamin

Autobiographies of musicians are almost uniformly indulgent but this contribution by Semisonic drummer Jacob Slichter is a refreshing change. Perhaps because he was in his thirties when he achieved success or perhaps because he was clearly the third-most important member of his trio, his narrative is consistently tempered with self-effacing humor and slight sense of wonderment that anyone cares about his band at all.

Quite unintentionally, this book is also an interesting period piece about rock...more
Claudio Rivera
One of my favorite books that hits close to home, literally! As a drummer from Minneapolis that has been in many bands, this book was basically like reading my own diary. Lots of interesting insight for any musician or fans of live music.
Julia
This was a great inside look into the World of Rock. It was funny to see how something that you would imagine as such a utopic, in-the-best-way anarchic world still has lots of restraints of its own. He also writes from not just a Semisonic band member's perspective but specifically from the drummer's perspective. It was intriguing to experience his world from that viewpoint, and I really did listen to music with an ear tuned towards the drumming after finishing this book. Office temps everywher...more
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