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Segundo diario mínimo (Diario minimo #2)

3.86 of 5 stars 3.86  ·  rating details  ·  3,051 ratings  ·  153 reviews
Esta colección ingeniosa e irreverente de ensayos lúdicos sobre el militarismo, la jerga informática, de vaqueros, los bibliotecarios y los burócratas de las comidas en los aviones, los trenes de Amtrak, el mal café, correo expreso, máquinas de fax y la pornografía es "una combinación extraña de lo profundo y lo profano." (San Francisco Chronicle)
Paperback, 328 pages
Published by Lumen Press (first published January 1st 1992)
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Stela
En quittant Roumanie il y a plus de huit ans, je laissais là-bas non seulement une partie de ma famille et des amis, mais aussi d’une grande bibliothèque dont j’ai apporté au Canada peu de livres (surtout des écrivains roumains) en me disant que j’allais la refaire ici. Ce que j’ai fait, en rachetant peu à peu les titres que j’avais et aimais. Le problème est que j’ai tendance à oublier si j’ai acheté ou non un livre et me voici déjà avec une belle pile de doubles à donner à des amis.

C’est ce q
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Ebtihal Abuali
أعجبني في هذا الكتاب الإنتقاد الساخر، الذكي، والمضحك لأمور واقعية، بعيداً عن الهزل أو التجريح.. في مقاله (كيفية السفر مع سلمون) ينتقد كيف أن الانظمة المعلوماتية التي يفترض ان تجعل حياتنا اسهل هي ذاته يمكنها ان تجعل حياتنا اكثر تعقيدا وتجعل السفر مع سلمون صعباً!

فقط لمت نفسي على اختيار نسخة مترجمة مرتين! (نسخة المركز الثقافي العربي): من الايطالية إلى الفرنسية ومن ثم إلى العربية. ثمة كلمات فشلت الترجمة في نقلها الى العربية وأبقتها كما هي، وفي مواضع اخرى وجدتني قادرة على تصور ترجمات أفضل للعبارات!

ال
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umberto
Hilarity is what we can find while reading this sequel of his "Misreadings" (Picador 1994) since Umberto Eco has written like a true professor as aptly credited to St. Augustine I read somewhere some years ago, that is, 'St. Augustine wrote like a professor' [to verify, Would any GR friend please inform me if you know its reference?]. This of course has proven one thing, that is, writing is one of the tough, grinding and formidable processes essential to all good and great professors worldwide f ...more
Ken
It is funny to me now how forward thinking Eco was in terms of the mobile phone, the subject of my favorite essay in this book. In 1992, when the devices were still a rarity, he likened a mobile phone not to a luxury item for the important, but as a dog collar for the servants. I don't remember the exact words anymore, but his main point seemed to be, "If you are really important, you have someone else take care of that stuff for you; you are not at anyone's beck and call." It changed my view th ...more
William Handel
While making my way through this collection I couldn’t help but be reminded of the classic scene from Fight Club in which the narrator introduces Tyler Durden to the concept of a “single-serving friend.” Umberto Eco is very clever, but with the wit washed away I’ve almost become convinced that the contents of this book could be summarized in a series of tweet-length statements.

To be sure, the essays are mostly amusing. “How to Replace a Driver’s License” and “How to Play Indians” were two of my
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Agnesca
Ca faisait longtemps qu'un livre ne m'avait fait rire "à haute voix" !
En général il y a des livres qui amènent un sourire amusé à quelques bons mots, mais là il y a eu des moments d'esclaffage (?) ! Et j'en avais bien besoin... Si vous en connaissez d'autres dans la même veine..
Joy
Jun 12, 2009 Joy marked it as to-read  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: non-fiction
I haven't read anything by Eco before but since one of my friends gave it 5 stars it is probably worth a look :)
Mazel
Avez-vous déjà eu besoin de mettre un saumon fumé dans le mini-frigo de votre chambre d'hôtel ? Tenté d'installer un logiciel en lisant les trois volumes d'explications fournis par le fabricant. Renoncé à prendre un médicament anodin en raison des risques terribles que sa notice fait peser sur " certains sujets " ? Entrepris de chercher du sexe sur Internet ? Si vous répondez oui à l'une de ces questions, alors vous vous reconnaîtrez dans les pages de ce livre, qui relate, sur un mode hilarant e ...more
Heli
Enpä taas muista, mille viimeksi olisin nauranut näin paljon kuin Econ pakinoille. Semiootikko kuvailee nykyaikaista (1980-1990-lukujen) ja melko akateemissävytteistä elämänmenoa erilaisten väärinymmärrysten kautta. Sähköiset viestintävälineet eivät Econ kertomuksissa auta vaan hankaloittavat viestintää.

Kumma kyllä Eco ei näytä innostuvan liiasta selittämisestäkään. Pakinat "Miten käy johdannon kirjoittaminen" ja "Miten mikin käy bongassa" pilkkaavat runsasta metatekstin käyttöä (tieteellisissä)
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Michael
It's a rare book that provokes me to giggle out loud at 1:30am.
Nathan
I had to give up after getting through three quarters of this book, although I did enjoy most of the essays during the first half. There was some really great satire, and I expanded my vocabulary with a plethora of ostentatious morphemes.

I really enjoyed the title essay, which hooked me for a while. I also enjoyed the 1:1 scale map thought experiment. It was fun to learn about life in 1980s Italy, such as How To Renew a Driver's License. Many of the essays have aged well and can be appreciated b
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Procyon Lotor
Salvatore lascia allet di ventanni il paese natio per emigrare in Australia, dove vive in esilio per quarantanni. Poi, sessantenne, raccolti i suoi risparmi, torna a casa. E mentre si avvicina alla stazione, Salvatore fantastica: ritrover i compagni, gli amici di un tempo, nel bar della sua giovent? Lo riconosceranno? Gli faranno delle feste, gli chiederanno di raccontare le sue avventure tra canguri e aborigeni, avidi di curiosit? E quella ragazza che...? E il droghiere dellangolo? E cos via... ...more
Rachida
حسنا ، لم أستطع الاستمتاع به ،أكاد أجزم أني لم أفهم أغلب المقالات التي وردت فيه . كان العنوان أول ماجذبني فيه وقرأت النص -من النت - الذي يحمل نفس العنوان والذي أعجبني ودفعني لاقتناءه..يا للاسف لم يكن يستحق
Eric
I have never had this much fun being made fun of. If you don't mind excessive exercises in the absurd, juxtaposed with educational wit this may be the book for you.
Nathan
Sep 17, 2007 Nathan rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Linguists and other degenerates.
Shelves: humor
Hilarious, in that uniquely Eco-ian way. You will never travel with a dead aquatic special the same way again.

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Keith
Brain candy, pure and simple. And good, too.
Deke
Revealing Eco's humorous side, these short humorous essays originally appearing in a column during the 80s. I found them to be of widely varying levels of interest 30 years later, as some touched on timeless topics, some were clearly dated but provided a window into the past (the early days of fax machines and cell phones), others didn't. I prefer his thoughtful, insightful essays, but these made for a quick, sometimes clever read.
Irene
I just re-read this book, which I first read maybe 10 years ago. I'm not sure why, but before re-reading it, I had it in my head that it was a really great book, and I gave it 4 stars from memory. Maybe because I was younger and less well-read when I first read it, so it made a bigger impression on me? I don't know, but anyway, after reading it again, I'm downgrading it to 2 stars. :P I'd actually give it 2 1/2 if I could.

There were a handful of essays, mostly towards the beginning and end, that
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Chris Bentley
I have a real soft spot for Umberto Eco's short writing. This book is probably the best collection of his essays I have come across. They are translated beautifully into English, not that I can vouch for the retention of their full meaning (I don't speak Italian).
The title essay details all the wonderful eccentricities that come with international travel. From the poorly thought out, but well intentioned gifts of hosts, to the bloody-mindedness of hotel support staff, every reader will be able t
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Zane Šturme
Highly entertaining book which tells different stories- how to eat an ice-cream, how to travel with a salmon, how to talk about animals etc. Writer shows his magnificent writing skills and gets a hold of reader so easily you even don't notice.

While reading these essays, I was laughing for couple of times in public transport. And I really enjoyed it.

4 stars because some of essays were too complicated for me- I am not a fan of mathematical formulas.
G-E
Le premier chapitre est une histoire absurde de science-fiction. Je n’y comprenais rien et je ne trouvais ça ni drôle ni intéressant. J’ai passé au chapitre en espérant mieux. Le deuxième chapitre est constitué de plusieurs anecdotes sous forme de mode d’emploi. J’ai lu la moitié et je me suis dit qu’il y avait trop de bons livres que je ne prenais pas le temps de livre pour perdre des minutes avec lui. Les anecdotes sont souvent dépassées, car elle date entre 20 et 30 ans et la technologie et n ...more
Jamie
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Lyuba
Essays that mock the small frustrations - ranging from going through customs to recognizing a porn movie. Eco's style is easy to read, witty and pretty much everything he writes is meant to expose the absurdity of everyday life.

3 1/2 stars
Pierre E. Loignon
Après avoir subi quelques pages du pénible « Galons et galaxies », j’ai courageusement persisté, dans un effort héroïque, à lire quelques rubriques de « Modes d’emploi » avant de sauter aux dernières sections, heureusement plus brèves. Mais comme pour moi, le médiocre ne se subsume pas sous la catégorie de quantité : où elle est, je suis néant et je n’ai donc fait que glisser mon regard sur ces promesses de concentré d’ennui où l’abruti trouvera à loisir le moyen de s’abrutir bien d’avantage.
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Chrissy
Feb 08, 2008 Chrissy rated it 3 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Chrissy by: Robert
My first bit of Eco, which probably isn't the way to start him, but I can't be picky. It's a collection of funny stories with a couple random pieces - the text in the middle takes the piss out of military and government talk by having reprstatives and leaders of intergalactic societies sending memos, letters, and telegrams to each other and it's absolutely hilarious. Read that one for sure.

The other stories are about flying, coffee, getting a replacement driver's license. Some are stories anyone
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Olivia
I wouldn't say this is the best book ever (despite my love for the superlative, I wouldn't say that usually anyway). It is, however, a really amusing collection of stories, and the 3 that stand out for me are good enough to make me say I really liked it. I especially like the one replacing a driver's license in Milan, since that is where I am living at the time of reading it. I also liked his discussion of the academic department, and a few others that I have now forgotten. I skipped over some o ...more
Elizabeth
Not what I expected - received as a gift - had a hard time getting into it but he is an interesting writer whatever he tackles. Oh! An unintended pun!
Christina
There are some clever essays here, and some funny ones, too- in a smirk way, not a "ha-ha" way. But many of them seem more like casual blog posts than true essays, and some are outdated. The whole book is full of good ideas that are beaten into the ground and references that would probably be humorous if they didn't go over my head. The author loves to create elaborate mockeries of pretension, but they always came full circle into exasperating pretension themselves. Overall I was bored and confu ...more
ayşe derya


Kitap Eco'nun yazdığı köşe yazısı tadında "essay"lerden oluşuyor. Kimisi çok keyifli, kimisi saçma. Bazılarını çok beğendim, bazılarını ise okumadan geçtim.
"Özel Bir Kitaplığı Haklı Göstermenin Yolları" başlıklı yazısında, evine gelenlerin ısrarla sorduğu "bu kitapların hepsini okudun mu?" sorusuna nasıl cevap verdiğini anlatıyor.
"Üç Nokta Nasıl Kullanılır" yazısı da iyiydi, Ahmet Turan Alkan'ı yad ettim.
Onun dışında "Bir Sanat Kataloguna Önsöz Nasıl Yazılır?", "Porno Filmleri Nasıl Tanırsın
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toni
Favs: <How to Take Intelligent Vacations>, <How to Use the Taxi Driver>, <How to Eat Ice Cream>, <How to Justify a Private Library>, <How to Compile an Inventory>, <Editorial Revision>, <How to Write an Introduction> and <How to Watch Out for Widows>.

Secretly skipped: <Stars and Stripes>, <On the Impossibility of Drawing a Map of the Empire on a Scale of 1 to 1>, <How to Buy Gadgets>, <Three Owls on a Chest Drawers>, <Seq
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