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Magical Thinking

3.96  ·  Rating Details ·  46,096 Ratings  ·  1,515 Reviews
From the #1 bestselling author of Running with Scissors and Dry--a contagiously funny, heartwarming, shocking, twisted, and absolutely magical collection. True stories that give voice to the thoughts we all have but dare not mention. It begins with a Tang Instant Breakfast Drink television commercial when Augusten was seven. Then there is the contest of wills with the dera ...more
Paperback, 268 pages
Published April 14th 2005 by Gardners Books (first published January 1st 2004)
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K.D. Absolutely
Shameless. Unabashed. He just does not care whether you like him or not.

These are what make Augusten Burrough's memoirs very different from what I've read so far. He does not give an eff when he recounts how many Catholic gay priests he had sex with. He tells each sexual encounter like he is telling them to his gay close friend inside an enclosed room. All the details, including the unprintables, are mentioned and their intimate conversations in verbatim.

This is my fifth book by Burroughs. I use
Jan 09, 2008 Tung rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: memoirs
A few years ago I read Running with Scissors and found it over-the-top but tolerable. Then I read the sequel (Dry) and thought it was okay. Last year, I read Sellevision and detested it, swearing off Burroughs forever. But then I realized something: Burroughs is not a fiction writer – he’s a memoirist. So I decided to give Magical Thinking a chance because Burroughs was going back to his strength, and because rather than a full-length memoir, Magical Thinking is a series of short snippets of his ...more
Apr 13, 2009 Libby rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: feculent
Hmmm something happened after I read the Chapter "The Rat Thing". I struggled. A lot. I found myself unable to connect with him anymore. I couldn't laugh anymore because I thought he was just plain cruel most of the time whether it be to animals, children or adults. Now I havent read Running with Scissors or Dry yet but I do understand that he had a very screwed up childhood...but that fact still doesnt make me like the fact that he is so incredibly self-absorbed and mean (even if he does have h ...more
Jul 11, 2011 Anthony rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
Augusten Burroughs is an immature jerk that I wouldn’t give the time of day. I found nothing nothing charming about Magical Thinking and while I was reading it all I could think was that he represents the unshaven underarm of society – the type of person who finds everything wrong with the world and the slice of pie he has been delivered but fails to notice the good things like the fact that he is eating pie. Why am I so disgusted by him? This is the type of guy that steps on a child’s hand in a ...more
Nov 29, 2007 Mariel rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Stirling-Cooper (could give it instead of Ayn Rand cause it's not Ayn Rand)
Recommended to Mariel by: big sis
The government called and said we can't afford David Sedaris anymore. It's the recession, y'know. Guess it's the poorest man's David Sedaris: Augusten Burroughs.

Burroughs would be better if he'd at least admit he's a bitchy gay man instead of trying to tack on "But everybody is okay" drivel messages at the end of his bitchiness. He reminds me of guys I know who make up obviously bullshit stories made more annoying by the obvious fact they expect you are impressed by it (I'm not). Only vaguely a
Alex Duncan
Jul 08, 2013 Alex Duncan rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Nice Augusten Burroughs book. My favorite after Dry.
Rebecca McNutt
Ugh, why the hell do I ever even bother trying to read books by this Augusten Burroughs guy? Another bunch of vulgar and lewd sob stories by a man with a severe case of exaggeration and trying to pass off fabrication as fact.
May 19, 2009 Andre rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
I just recently got out of the shower. No lie. The shower came after I cleaned the shower but, get this, before I took a bubble bath.

Now what sense does that make? Who takes a bath and THEN gives the bathtub a deep scrubbing?

... I've done lots of things in odd orders. I think hot tea in the summer and down gallons of iced tea in the winter. Sometimes I drink Rockstar or Monster or Go Girl™ immediately before going to sleep.

Earlier today, at the grocery store, I went to the frozen section *first*
Aug 23, 2013 Stephanie rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
In the past, I have only listed books on Goodreads that I have enjoyed and would recommend. So this is my first negative rating/review. Today, a friend put Magical Thinking in her TO READ pile. I commented that I did not want her to read it because in one of AB's essays, he describes wishing a boss dead (the origination of the title) and incredibly goes on to gleefully reveal that she did die after hoping it would happen. This boss of his was also a Creative Director of mine at a different ad ag ...more
Nov 01, 2007 Allie rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Anyone with a dark sense of humor
I really love this book. Because the stories are short, pretty quick reads, it's great for those times when you want something to read but have a lot of distractions around. That's why I took it to the DMV with me a few weeks ago when I was getting my driver's license renewed. It was a long wait, and the lobby was packed with all kinds of cranky people and their unruly kids. As I read about Burroughs' experiences dating an undertaker, getting blowjobs by priests and dealing with a psychotic hous ...more
Nov 19, 2013 Carmen rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: People Looking for a Guilty Pleasure
03/06/2014 RE-READ

I am going to describe each of these stories for you in a Victorian Chapter Title. Because it's fun. :)

1.) Commercial Break. In Which Young Augusten Is Selected to Be In a Tang Commercial, But Discovers He is Horrible At Acting.
2.) Vanderbilt Genes. In Which Young Augusten Discovers What He's Suspected All Along – His Parents Aren't Really His Parents but Instead He Is A Lost Vanderbilt Child, Heir to Millions.
3.) Transfixed by Transsexuals. In Which Augusten Explains His Obses
João Roque
Mar 13, 2013 João Roque rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Augusten Burroughs é um dos meus escritores favoritos, não só porque escreve bem, mas especialmente porque é um escritor que escreve sobre si próprio.
Ora, e não sendo eu um escritor, sempre preferi nos meus escritos, escrever sobre a minha pessoa do que ficcionar uma história.
E como Burroghs consegue transformar uma série de recordações da sua vida, em pequenos episódios, plenos de humor e sarcasmo é totalmente visível neste seu “Pensamento Mágico”.
E, é neste livro que ele fala abertamente e de
Victoria Weinstein
After enjoying Burrough's bitchy humor for a few chapters, I began to find the stories lacking in any redeeming qualities. They were just mean and bitchy rather than insightful and bitchy. I always appreciate a self-aware narrator, but although Burrough's is admirably self-aware and vulnerable, he is profoundly unhealthy in his thinking and behavior. I haven't read his autobiography, "Running With Scissors," so I can't fill in the background of his frequent references to a terribly abusive upbri ...more
Jul 18, 2008 Philip rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Philip by: whim
Shelves: memoirs, non-fiction
I got this book on a whim after reading all it's praise on the front cover. I mean 237 positive critiques from the worlds most reputable sources can't be all wrong, can they?

Besides, I love David Sedaris, and out of the 237 reviews, 235 of them had a fond comparison.

One of the things that gets under my skin is the way he approaches his homosexuality. It defines him. And he comes across as saying, "I don't want to be defined by my homosexuality, but let me tell you about the catholic priests I'v
Jul 18, 2007 Erica rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
So Anthony bought me this book last weekend and I finished it in 3 days.

It's a collection of his essays, much like the style of David Sedaris. And just like David Sedaris, only a couple of these essays are "laugh out loud" funny.

The first 5 essays feel like he's just trying to fill space in the book with nonsense "what if" stories that are obviously all taking place in his head. This led me constantly think, "I thought this was a memoir based on things that actually take place." But again, I'm u
Apr 04, 2008 Stacey rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
OK, this was funny and weird, like all his stuff, but I like him best when he has an actual story to tell, like in Dry or Running with Scissors. This collection is a lot like Possible Side Effects in its randomness. I find myself thinking, how does this guy keep convincing people to publish all these amusing but basically pointless stories? And can I have the phone number of those people? I too have lots of pointless stories and would love to make some money off of them. I enjoyed this but I thi ...more
Jul 27, 2009 Tortla rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Amusing enough to make me laugh out loud a few times. It doesn't get five stars because Burroughs is amusing but not endearing. And he made a few typos and can't seem to get his facts straight (did he start working in advertising when he was 18 or 19? does he use magical thinking to keep planes aloft or not?). Sooo...four stars.
Feb 21, 2015 David rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
A solid collection of humorous stories, with a smattering of heartfelt and touching stories to boot. Burroughs is no David Sedaris, but he is certainly an enjoyable comedic author.
Mar 11, 2008 Karin rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
I didn't read the whole thing--only to the essay where he writes about how he tortured a rat. I got so mad I tore the pages out of the book then tossed the book into the first trash can I found.

Courtney Maum
Sep 20, 2015 Courtney Maum rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Obnoxious but compulsively readable. Burroughs is pretty damn funny when he's not being an ass.
Sue Smith
3.5 stars

This is an interesting book of short stories. Well ..... stories isn't exactly the right word, but I can't really pin which word I should use ....... not stories .. musings, maybe?, no ...not musings ..... um, diary entries? .......... no. ...........not exactly diary entries, but closer I think. Actually - more like written self-therapy journal entries - which is probably the essence of this exercise!!

So how did I feel about this collection of stories you ask? Hmmm. So how di
Apr 07, 2011 Laurel-Rain rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Author Augusten Burroughs has hit a home run again in this funny, sometimes acerbic collection of true anecdotes that reveals the dark thoughts we all sometimes have, and then carries them out to their seemingly insane conclusions...but with wit and that satirical twist.

These snippets are not presented in any particular chronological order, but begin in childhood, with memories about a Tang commercial, and lead us through the panicky drinking days and the one-night stands.

One of my favorites is
Jan 23, 2015 Robert rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Funny that he refers to Joan Didion in this book, as she had a "Magical Thinking" book too.

It was funny. Not nearly as funny as the cover review blurb from USA today makes it out to be; not truly necessary to get the tissue box out. Is sex all that important? Painful? How many times do breast implants have to be mentioned, and why would a gay man care so much about them?

It was still a funny read with more than slapstick, an apt commentary on a lot of twisted garbage in society, and succeeds in t
Apr 18, 2008 Julie rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: everyone
My favorite part of the book, and some of the most profound and prophetic writing ever:
"The truth is, Dennis has no bad qualities and no faults. When he's working late and I'm alone, or sometimes when we're in bed together, the lights off, I try to make even a small list in my mind of his faults: Things I Put Up With Out of Love. But I haven't been able to think of a single thing that I am not able to first overlook and then come to cherish. Even the fact that he sometimes loses things has led t
Feb 16, 2009 Anita rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Burroughs is honest and I like him... there are portions that gave me great compassion for him... to the effect that I don't think I can read "Running with Scissor" -- it might hurt to read his memoir. I have a hard time stomaching kids not receiving the care they need. The good news is that in the end... Burroughs has received the "good" the world has to offer-- which makes me have hope. Here is an excerpt that depicts his wit, but also his honesty about his life experiences that have shaped hi ...more
Apr 14, 2008 Jennifer rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
I'm really enjoying this book! I can only deal with a collection of short stories when they're about the same person; and in this case the main character of each story is the author, Augusten Burroughs. Who knows if all the details are true, i don't care. What is evident, and wonderful is that the stories are each little gems that i don't want to end. Each chapter has wonderful sentences that make me run into the room where jason is, or poke him on the train, and read aloud.
I also believe i'm d
Dec 04, 2008 Alison rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Probably the weakest of all of Burroughs' work (with "Dry" coming in at the top spot), I still enjoyed this one. I did, however, feel there was a certain rushed tone, like he had to slam out these stories quickly to keep his name relevant. I wouldn't really call any of his writing "thoughtful," per se, but these stories in particular seem a bit shallow (which I'm sure he'd readily admit). Anecdotes about his boyfriend and dog are sweet (I liked his boyfriend announcing he wanted to be President ...more
Feb 07, 2014 Ellen rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
"Magical Thinking," especially for someone who has read any other of Augusten Burroughs' memoirs, maintains a cheerful level of anecdotal references to such things as the secret talents of Catholic priests, pespi-enemas, and the author's own violent descent into madness and squalor. However, it appears that the book merely mirrors the two other books I've read by Burroughs ("Possible Side Effects" and "Running With Scissors") rather than offering up a differing perspective on his life or even a ...more
Every so often, I thought, "David Sedaris has written this, only slightly more hilariously and eloquently." And I felt bad for thinking that, because this isn't just an adequately written book. This is a wonderfully written book.

And to be honest, it was only the first few chapters that were very reminiscent of Sedaris. Was it exactly like the opening of "Naked"? Well, yes. Can they help it if they both fostered the same delusions of being snatched from fabulous wealth and fame and deposited into
Apr 07, 2015 Duaa rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: short-stories
Magical Thinking: A schizotypal personality disorder attributing to one's own actions something that had nothing to do with him or her and thus assuming that one has a greater influence over events than is actually the case.

This definition was provided in the book.

I came to know about this book while I was looking through in a secondhand books store that is located on the far edge of the city. I was captivated by the title!

When I first started this book, I didn't enjoy it much, so I left there b
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Augusten Burroughs born Christopher Robison, son of poet and writer Margaret Robison and younger brother of John Elder Robison.

Burroughs has no formal education beyond elementary school. A very successful advertising copywriter for over seventeen years, he was also an alcoholic who nearly drank himself to death in 1999. But spurned by a compulsion he did not understand, Burroughs began to write a
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