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A pampered Long Island princess hits the road in a converted bus with her wilderness-loving husband, travels the country for one year, and brings it all hilariously to life in this offbeat and romanticmemoir.
Doreen and Tim are married psychiatrists with a twist: She's a self-proclaimed Long Island princess, grouchy couch potato, and shoe addict. He's an affable, though dr...more
ebook, 272 pages
Published June 3rd 2008 by Broadway Books (first published 2008)
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Heather
Bought this at the airport. It was boring and the protagonist was kind of a whiny pain in the ass. Don't read it.
Salena
Jun 15, 2009 Salena added it  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Absolutely no one.
Did not enjoy this book AT ALL. For a highly educated doctor, I expected the writing to be of better quality.

It was extremely disappointing considering I have an interest in not only travel books, but recently, also in memoirs. Since I am on the road over 300 days of the year myself, driving an 18-wheeler with my boyfriend and having traveled the United States and Canada extensively, I did not find the descriptions of any of the places she had been enticing enough to make me want to visit; and...more
Annette
I was waiting in line at my local bookstore when I spied a pile of books entitled "Queen of the Road". Being an avid traveler and lover of memoirs, I picked one up. I read the first 2 pages and forgot why I wanted the book I held in my other hand. I was hooked...laughing out loud in the check out counter line! "Queen of the Road" by Doreen Orion is a hysterically funny laugh out loud as well as thoughtful and touching memoir about a mid-40ish woman who was convinced by her much loved husband to...more
Carol. [All cynic, all the time]
I enjoyed Queen of the road, but entered into it expecting a light read. Like other reviewers, I found Doreen only moderately interesting at the start, but the saga of embarking on a year-long bus adventure kept me reading. The constant "Prada this, Richard Tyler that," failed to make a spark with the anti-label consumer, but I definitely got the message that Doreen is/was materialistic. Someone who is familiar with the "Sex and The City" lifestyle will most likely find more appreciation for he...more
JoAnn/QuAppelle
I started out really liking this book and the author's humor, but it quickly grew tiresome. I think it would have been much more enjoyable from the husband's point of view because Doreen was just so obnoxious. She was so negative, manipulative, and whiny before and during the trip - what a spoiled brat! I found the constant use of - or reference to - her title of "princess" (self-proclaimed) to be annoying. It ceased being cute after the 50th time! She tried way too hard to be funny and often he...more
John
This is an entertaining tale of two shrinks and a bus. I went to visit them - the shrinks and the bus - in Boulder, Colorado. I saw the bus in its lair. I saw the author on the loose, and her husband practicing medicine in a converted Denver warehouse.

I even went in an automobile with them.

There is a high liklihood you will find this story enthralling and amusing, and you will learn to mix exotic drinks, and you will gain valuable insight into the kind of person who may be driving the bus behin...more
Dhara Mehta
The Queen of the Road by Doreen Orion is an intensely entertaining love story of couple journey across 47 states in a bus. Doreen is ‘princess’ who has not a care in the world except her nail polish, shoes, and handbags. Her husband, Tim, is and outdoorsy, do-it-your self dedicated psychiatrist. The odd couple manage to get along throughout the year without world war three erupting. Doreen at the end of the book appreciates her priceless husband (even more she did before) and realizes the mall i...more
Mandy
This was my least favorite book I have read in a long time. In fact, I might even use the "H" word to describe my feelings for it. It's honestly the first book I didn't finish in my lifetime.

In no particular order here are the reasons I h-worded this book:
-the protagonist was not likeable, not well-developed, and her epiphany came way too late in the book--in fact the last 10 pages. Calling her husband "project nerd" was not funny, the protagonist just seemed like a spoiled brat. I am not saying...more
Cindy
I loved it. This might be because I am also a princess [west coast variety, no shoe fetish] who is the unhappy spouse of a man who likes camping. When we returned from our latest trip I was asked how it had gone and my answer was "Dirt, bugs, and public restrooms - what's not to love?" Dear hubby winced...

This is the type of book you keep having the urge to read aloud - if only to explain the giggling.
Jen
Funny, hilarious! I think I almost wet my pants a couple of times... This was the most fun I've had reading a book in a long time!!! I get the distinct feeling that this is as close as I want to get to a life on the road but will gladly live it through Ms. Orion! :)
Lorie
Jul 30, 2008 Lorie rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Kena, Amy, Amber
This book was very entertaining and I would highly recommend it. Plenty of adventures to keep you laughing.

After reading this book, I want to buy a bus of my own and head out on the road to visit many of my good friends throughout the country!
amanda
A quick travelogue read. The author changes her style and tone from pampered princess to country lovin' RV-er as she learns life isn't all about shopping and reality TV, and that scenic hikes aren't death marches.

(I needed something light after finishing Tom Friedman's "The World is Flat")
Blair
I expected to love Doreen Orion's QUEEN OF THE ROAD--and to connect at a personal level. I was not disappointed. This book is a light-hearted romp with depth.

Doreen's story bears some similarity to my own. A female shrink, happily married and settled comfortably into her life, goes on an unexpected midlife journey, emerges transformed--and writes a memoir about her experiences.

Doreen's adventures center on a converted bus, piloted by her psychiatrist husband Tim, who has talked her into a cros...more
Pamela
I recently finished a refreshing and fun read, “Queen of the Road” by Doreen Orion. This book was lent to me by a co-worker who had no idea who owned it, nor how she acquired it. I perused the back cover and decided, “O.K. why not?”

From the beginning, I was enraptured by the honest humor and the idea of “chucking it all” and traveling across the U.S. for a year. But, what I didn’t expect were moments of introspection and a time of learning from mini history lessons about the various destinations...more
Nicole
Sep 17, 2008 Nicole rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Nicole by: Molly
This book was great. I started the book with great interest waiting to hear the tales of the author and her husband on their one year journey cross country in their converted bus. I was not disappointed. My only true disappointment was that they skipped KY (My home State). I loved hearing about little known destinations as well as some of the more well known places that they visited. I even learned a thing or two while I read. I also took mental notes on some of the places I would like to someda...more
Kelly
I was excited to read this book because I have traveled to 45 of the 50 states with my 4 kids (as of 7/09)and plan to get to the other 5 in the next few years. This book sounded like lots of fun.

Alas, I was disappointed in the book. The writing style is okay, and the author does use humor for her travels, but the passages seem cursory to me. I would have preferred she write of a few of the places more in depth rather than trying to cover so many and link them all thematically perhaps. This reads...more
Michelle
Aug 27, 2010 Michelle rated it 3 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: people who like funny, easy reads or travelogues
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Wendy Alton
In August of this year, my husband Bill and I spent a long weekend in Colorado. In Denver, we ventured into the beautiful Barnes & Noble right in the middle of downtown, and wandered around for a couple of hours... what a rare treat for 2 people who are incredibly busy with work, children, life, etc...

I strolled into the travel section particularly because I seem to have a travel bug lately--so many places I want to see and so little time..



It was there that I saw "Queen of the Road" by Doree...more
Marigold
This book has a cocktail recipe at the beginning of each chapter, so really, how can you go wrong?! The story sounds like the beginning of a bad joke - "two psychologists get on a bus...." Doreen enjoys sitting around the house in her pj's, watching TV, & buying shoes. Her husband Tim does all the cooking, cleaning, and all vehicle related maintenance! All Doreen has to do is stand around with a martini & admire his skills. (Where do I hire a guy like this?!) They have a pretty great lif...more
Alison
This was a book that made me glad I'm in a book club. It's something I never would have picked up on my own (and I admit to not being ambivalent about having to read it) but I enjoyed it. Basically, it's the story of how the author and her husband buy a converted bus and spend an entire year driving around the country, exploring. They visit family and famous sites, and there are some funny anecdotes. Orion's prose is breezy and chatty, but I liked her and her husband and enjoyed reading about he...more
Jane
May 12, 2009 Jane rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: people who like to smile
Recommended to Jane by: Melanie Green
Wow...this book was soooo funny! Perhaps it was so much fun because I could truely identify with the characters! My husband and I embarked on an 18 month trip across the US. We had similar adventures, saw some of the same sights, enjoyed the same music and books, and had our dog with us! Personality traits were also similar. The writer and her spouse (both psychiatrists)embark on a one year trip across the US. Doreen is a self diagnosed "indoor person with a bus phobia" but goes along to help he...more
Katie Schwartz
I fell in love with Doreen's book for a million reasons: It made me belly laugh. I fucking screamed my way through this book. My sides hurt, my belly burned and the book fell from my hands on numerous occasions, I laughed that hard. Doreen isn't just funny, she's a comic genius. I also cried, feeling her angst, wonder and frustration while she journeyed on a bus with her incredible husband through the US. These two are soooooo in love, their romance is delicious. In the end, what I took from Que...more
Heila
The story of two psychiatrists who rent their house, buy a converted bus and live in it for a year. LOL funny in several places. Interesting and fun to hear her perspectives and observations of the places they visit. During the journey, she has realizations about her own over-reliance on possessions for happiness and closing herself off from the world and how those things are actually making her stressed. Relationships mattering instead. Only thing missing - and I realized this a day or so after...more
Catherine
Self-described "Long Island Princess," Doreen Orion and her psychiatrist husband (she's also a psychiatrist) hit the road in a tour bus for a year exploring America.

I usually love travel essays and memoirs. This one, not so much. I didn't appreciate much of the forced humor. The chronicling of their adventures were a bit too straightforward, and after a while the prose just felt like blather lacking uniqueness or even her own interest in her descriptions.

The lessons she learned from the road tri...more
A.E. Shaw

A time-passing audiobook, purchased because every so often this is precisely the kind of thing I think about doing. I enjoyed it considerably, actually. The honesty about who the couple are, how they live, how they see things is welcome. It's also extremely nice to read about such a solid couple, for once.

The format itself I found a bit sketchy - I kept losing track of where they were, which state etc they were in, and that's likely partially because it was an audiobook, rather than a physical...more
Laura
I saw this book about two years ago on www.readinggroupguides.com, a site to find discussion guides for book groups. Queen of the Road was a recommended memoir. My father's dream is to trek across the US in a camper; he passed that dream on to me. To have a camper like the author's would be a dream come true. (Right now, I'm thinking more along the lines of a pop-up; I'm living on a teacher's salary!)

At first I didn't understand the recipes at the beginning of each chapter. By about the 4th chap...more
Stephanie "Jedigal"
Jun 20, 2009 Stephanie "Jedigal" rated it 2 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Stephanie "Jedigal" by: Reenie
What I learned:
Nice people don't necessarily make entertaining writers.
Reading about traveling is not nearly as good as traveling.
I'm not the only to believe that things are not as important as people, but yet to cling to my things. But at least one of us (the author) has let go, so if she could do it, so could I. Something to remember and consider.

I didn't much like this book, the author seemed to be so busy trying to make her story funny/cute/entertaining, that I kept finding her super annoyin...more
Nanci
I wish I could give this 2.5 stars.

I love the idea of taking a year off and driving all over the county, so this book appeals to me very much on that level. However, I never really warmed to the author, and since she writes in the first person, this became a problem. She's amusing, but not nearly as amusing as she thinks she is. I can't quite figure out why Tim, her husband, puts up with her. She's whiny, spoiled, lazy (all of these, she admits to), and just annoying. Oh, and shallow. I don't t...more
Desiree
Found this one at the library when looking for books for an upcoming trip. At first, when I started to read it, I thought the author's whining and adamant pre-conceived notions and bias toward RV travel would get annoying, but thankfully I started to find it humorous after a while. I saw throughout the book how her perspectives changed. She was an avid indoor only, "My idea of camping is staying at a hotel", TV watching person. After some time with her husband traveling the USA, she realized the...more
Jennifer
Aug 14, 2008 Jennifer rated it 3 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Leah, Colleen Donovan, Jane, Marleah, Jillian (but that one might be a stretch)
"A pampered Long Island Jewish princess" is right, but I think much of that is a somewhat weak attempt at humor, because at the heart of this book, the author really does get what's important. The travel descriptions are great- she definitely did her research/paid attention on all the tours they took. I found the descriptions of the places teh visited to be my favorite parts of the book. I could have done without all the stories fromt heir past. And the stops they chose to make made me feel like...more
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Doreen, an award-wining author and psychiatrist, has appeared in numerous national media (Larry King, GMA, NPR, NYT, People, etc.). QUEEN OF THE ROAD was chosen as a Borders Featured Book Club pick and Target Breakout Book. Still, she considers her greatest accomplishment that her bus was the centerfold for Bus Conversions magazine, thus fulfilling a life-long ambition to be a Miss September.

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“...It also taught me that while cruelty can be fun for a few moments, compassion has a much longer shelf life.” 15 likes
“As Tim followed me up the narrow stairwell, he playfully pinched my butt with every step, a pleasant (and painful--in a black-and-blue sort of way) reminder that all I had yearned for as a student twenty-five years before had come true, even if I hadn't taken the time to notice it until now: I was happy. At twenty years old, had I articulated what I thought I needed in life, I would have probably said a big house, a successful husband, and a great career. Yet all I really needed for true happiness was the homeless, unemployed bus driver right behind me, pinching my butt every step of the way.” 6 likes
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