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The Sex Lives of Cannibals

3.86 of 5 stars 3.86  ·  rating details  ·  14,251 ratings  ·  1,781 reviews
The laugh-out-loud true story of a harrowing and hilarious two-year odyssey in the distant South Pacific island nation of Kiribati—possibly The Worst Place on Earth.

At the age of twenty-six, Maarten Troost—who had been pushing the snooze button on the alarm clock of life by racking up useless graduate degrees and muddling through a series of temp jobs—decided to pack up hi
ebook, 272 pages
Published June 8th 2004 by Broadway Books (first published June 8th 2003)
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Petra X smokin' hot
This book is like a sandwich. The first piece of dry bread is Troost smirkingly telling us that he is just too good, clever and unique to have to actually work and pay bills, like the rest of us. In the final, dry chapter he tells us just how superior he feels to the idiots who over-pay and over-respect him for his newly acquired job that he knows nothing at all about. He wants to return to the life of a house-husband on a tropical island, supported by his wife while he floats in the blue waters ...more
Jeffrey Keeten
”There is no place on Earth where color has been rendered with such intense depth, from the first light of dawn illuminating a green coconut frond to the last ray of sunset, when the sky is reddened to biblical proportions. And the blue...have you seen just how blue blue can get in the equatorial Pacific? In comparison, Picasso’s blue period seems decidedly ash-gray.”

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That look on Angel Fernandez de Soto for some reason reminds me of Maarten

When Maarten Troost’s girlfriend Sylvia comes home and
First of all, this is a very misleading title. There were no sexytimes or people eating.

If you ask people what they enjoy doing, what they love, what's necessary, many will list "travel." But what does that mean? Flying somewhere with an itinerary to spend a few nights in a 5 star hotel with continental breakfast? Living out of a backpack and wearing through your shoes? It's such a blobby answer, "travel."

There was a brief period where I had cable and in that brief period I watched maybe 2 episo
Feb 09, 2008 Gretchen rated it 5 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: anyone, except folks in Kiribati whom I worry might not think it so funny
Having lived in the exact same equatorial Pacific nation at the exact same time as the author, I feel an unprecedented connection to this book. I loved it and was a little bit bothered by it at the same time. Mostly I cracked up laughing the whole time, as if it was a book of inside jokes between the author and me, as he described the exact things that I experienced there: everything from the toilet with a unique ocean view on the Martha to Kiribati bureacracy. The part of me that loves Kiribati ...more
Jason Koivu
Jun 25, 2012 Jason Koivu rated it 3 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: people who want to know what it's like to live on a modern "urbanized" Pacific island
Recommended to Jason by: the damn dirty lie of a title
Shelves: humor
A dangerous title. Why? Because it's misleading. Go to Youtube, find a video with a hyperbolic title - one that promises the BEST, MOST EXCITING, FUNNIEST of whatever the content is - watch it and if it doesn't live up to the billing see what the viewers say about it in the comment section and check out the ratio of "likes" and "dislikes". A few samplings of that will clearly and quickly display why a misleading title is a bad idea. It's eye-catch-ability may sell a few more copies, but it will ...more
To Mr.Troost,
I learned that you are a liar and a disgraceful man, and my opinion about you lay on the beaches of Tarawa. You wrote about my culture, my people and my island I dearly love so you can be famous and rich!!! The title is a scheme and a trick to get people's attention so they can buy your book. The book was given to me because I refused to buy it. I was on the island in 1997 and I didn't remember the LaMacarena and the beer crisis. You got a sick mind. Temawa (rest her soul)was my bes
Jun 26, 2011 David rated it 2 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Anyone waiting for a new Bill Bryson work
Shelves: non-fiction
False Advertisement. Defined (loosely) as misrepresenting a product in such a fashion as to entice the buyer to make a purchase "sight unseen". Alternatively, this work stands in nicely.

J. Marten Troost goes out to the middle of "No Where", and there he finds something so trope that he absolutely must write a novel about it. But first, he'll describe his failings to write a novel. In his novel. A non-fiction account of his inability to write fiction. At least I can hope he lies poorly?

There is s
Jenny (Reading Envy)
I think it is important to separate the subject matter of a book from the book itself. Kiribati? Fascinating. The Sex Lives of Cannibals: Adrift in the Equatorial Pacific? Not good. The research was interesting. The factoids were interesting. But the author comes across as a complete tool. I would have been far more interested in hearing about his girlfriend's experience in the Republic of Kiribati, since she was actually working with people and doing things, unlike J. Maarten.

It isn't a funny
Funny, interesting, and relaxing. Edit: forgot to mention, the chapter on the island's dogs is not funny, interesting, or relaxing; if, like me, you hate descriptions of mistreated animals, skip it. Also, the book's goodreads' synopsis is somewhat misleading; the book's author struggles without the niceties of western civilization, but he also comes to appreciate both the culture of the island and the double-edged sword of industrial society. Also, the book loses some of its energy about halfway ...more
Jeanette  "Astute Crabbist"
I get a kick out of this guy. I can't remember which one I liked better, this one or Getting Stoned with Savages. They're not always as funny as I expected, but I learned a lot about Pacific island people and customs. I thought this was particularly interesting:

"In the 'bubuti' system, someone can walk up to you and say "I bubuti you for your flipflops,' and without a peep of complaint you are obliged to hand over your flipflops. The following day, you can go up to the guy who is now wearing yo
Bailey Jane
Nov 28, 2008 Bailey Jane rated it 5 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: travelers, adults, college, men, women
Recommended to Bailey Jane by: I bought it randomly!
J. Maarten Troost has already turned into one of my favorite authors although this is the first I've read of his work. His writing is intelligently witty, dry, and sarcastic. Some chapters of this book are slower than others, but are necessary for the reader to fully understand why the I-Kiribati people behave in the ways they do or maintain their ways of life. I began reading this book around the same time I moved to St. Thomas in the US Virgin Islands, and the hilarious pickles in which the au ...more
If I could give this book another half star, I would. It's an entertaining & thoughtful look at the life of an American on the Pacific island of Kiribati.

I guess I am at a point in my life where I can say with a certain confidence that I will never visit Kiribati myself. So, in the way that all travel writing tends to allow one to vicariously experience a place, this book satisfies. But there is a cynical, somewhat smug superiority in the way that island living is portrayed.

It's honest, and
Mar 15, 2007 Brant rated it 5 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Misadventure-sympathetics / Those appreciative of Off the Beaten Tracks
Perhaps I'll rewrite this review, but for now,... this book is an easy read. It's about a couple, independent in their ideals and beliefs, who move to Kiribati in the Pacific for a 2 year stint for international development efforts. The guy (author) goes through wonderful details of the people, the climate, culture, and societal oddities, and oooooooohhhhh so much more.

I couldn't put it down. I must say (and I am definitely easily enthusiastic about new places to travel and experience) I never
Books Ring Mah Bell
A fantastic and fun read, one that cured me of ever wanting to live on a remote island in the tropics. Here's how Troost saved me:
1. reiterates throughout the book that it is very hot. VERY VERY hot. While he does this in an entertaining way, one can almost feel (and smell) the humid discomfort.
2. He describes the lack of variety of food. Seafood up the wazoo, and it's not exactly quality stuff. However, dog, if prepared properly is "kang kang". (tasty!!!!!!!!)
3. He tells me of the lack of all t
A very amusing literary journey to the island nation of Kiribati (pronounced "Kee-i-bash"), which most people have never heard of, which isn't even a member of the UN. I read Troost's book about Fiji and Vanuatu first and I'm pleased to say I liked this book almost as much. I wish he had written more about his girlfriend Sylvia's job promoting nutrition and sustainable living, though. Troost himself wasn't working, just trying to write a novel and generally idling. He only wrote a few details ab ...more
Not about cannibals at all, and featuring very little about anyone's sex life, The Sex Lives of Cannibals is not a book to judge by its cover. But I guess nobody would buy a book called Living on Kiribati or something. Except me. Because that's how I ended up reading this. An evening that somehow developed into reading endless wiki articles about random Pacific islands nobody's heard of led me to discover the nation of Kiribati, which I had genuinely no idea existed at all. And learning about th ...more
The author of this book was kind of a douche. So what do I do? Pick up more of his stuff! Looking forward to it (sort of). But I liked the topic a lot. Guy and his gal are recent college grads and guy has no idea what to do, so he follows his gal to the end of the world where she gets a job for a year or two on an atoll in the Pacific. One thing I liked about this book, is the authors total honesty. He has dreams of what it will be like and it so doesn't live up to them. Another thing I liked, i ...more
For summer beach reading, or more specifically, for summer BART reading, I prefer books that lift me cleanly away from my clean and comfortable first-world life and drop me down into exotic locales. I would put Troost's 'Sex Lives of Cannibals' as very high up what I call the 'Oh Why Can't This Be My Life?' genre.

The female equivalent are the 'Shopaholic' series: A young 20-something makes a living in some fascinating urban location (New York, Paris, London) free of financial or existential con
Dec 03, 2008 Parker rated it 3 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Parker by: Burdo
A pretty leisurely commentary on capitalism, consumerism, and romance. Maybe i read a little too much into it. Overall pretty entertaining, but definitely not life altering. The author did a great job making his points subtly, and i know that is his style of writing, but since he created such a great picture of the disconnect between the haves and the have nots and the dysfunctionality of governments both large and small as well as the importance(or perhaps unimportance and ridiculosity[made tha ...more
T.H. Waters
Dang. This book really bummed me out. It's one of the few that have come my way which I wish I wouldn't have read. It's billed as a humorous book about a dude who lived on a tiny island near the equator for a few years. Sure, it starts out funny enough. I did laugh during the descriptions about the author's mishap when a turd was relentlessly tracking him in the water during an afternoon ocean dip and again at his inescapable battle with the ubiquitous La Macarena song that incessantly blared fr ...more
I must start by saying that this was a thoroughly enjoying read. I must also admit that I was too shalllow to comprehend the deeper meanings in this travel book until I read the reviews here on Goodreads after finishing the book.

Having said that this book does a great job of relating what life on a tiny atoll in the Pacific would be like for all of those from Western cultures who will never live there. Yes Troost is a bit jaded in some of his stories and does tend to make himself out to be a bit
This is Maarten Toost’s first book, and the third one for me. It is about two years Troost spent with his wife on a really remote island in the Pacific- Kiribas. It’s a tiny island, a part of an independent country with the population of less than 10,000 belonging to the British Commonwealth, which faces numerous environmental and economic challenges. Written with humour and enough of social and political bite and critique, it’s a great read- honest and compassionate. You definitely become an in ...more
this book is slow at first, it's best read after you've purchased it on sale, and it's starred at you from your bookshelf for months, and you have no choice but to read it because of the guilt you feel for having spent the money.

That said. I did like it, it not only opens your mind up to other cultures, but in the end makes you feel like a friend is telling you stories about his crazy life. It's an adventure and an awakening to a world you may never have though about.

While this is far from the
This is a cute and funny book about an American who lives on the remote island of Tarawa for two years. It was interesting to get an in depth look at a culture on the other side of the world. The author keeps you interested the whole time with fast-paced, snappy humor.
Thing Two
Check Kiribati off of the list of places I'd like to visit. As a matter of fact, I can pretty much check off any place about which J. Maarten Troost has journaled, but he has a way of making even the most miserable situations sound hilarious.
2.5 Stars~

In which I, the reader, persevere through the first few self-absorbed chapters & end up not entirely wanting to throw the book across the room.

This is about Maarten, who spent two years in the equatorial Pacific with his partner Sylvia -- at the end of the world.

Maarten is expecting an island paradise, but is instead met with fecal matter; bugs; a beer shortage; blistering heat; drought; eating dogs; writer's block & La Macarena!

I have always been fascinated with culture (shock
A good enough read. I'm already a bit fuzzy on some of the details, but I remember it being entertaining.

The main thing that sticks with me almost two months after reading this book is that living on a Pacific atoll is a terrible, terrible existence: almost no fresh food, a tenuous amount drinkable water, and severe overcrowding (apparently, Kiribati has one of the highest population densities in the world - who knew?). I was also really intrigued by the bubuti system, a tradition of economic sh
A HILARIOUS travelogue by a Dutch/Czech man, who upon collecting several graduate degrees in Washington DC, quits his temp job on a moments notice and moves with his girlfriend to one of the most remote places in the world - Kiribati, in the South Pacific. He tells the story of his 2 years in "paradise" with a lot of humor and a touch of sarcasm, covering everything from the local culture, corrupt government officials, environment, nuclear testing, erratic electricity, "the great beer crisis", a ...more
I found this book to be amusing and I enjoyed the writing style and the chapter titling. Like his later book on China, this seemed to me to be his personal experience and response to the community, not a sociological discussion of the society and the effects of colonialism. He obviously liked the people, in my reading of the book, and the place to the point where he and his wife actually considered extending their stay.

It was interesting to read of the practice of "bubuti" which would seem to ha
Hmmm, there wasn't much about sex or cannibals in this book, but despite this, it was uproariously funny. I had read one of Troost's books before and was only luke-warm towards it, this one however, was a a pretty good book.

Troost and his girlfriend Sylvia decide they need to get away from it all after graduating from college. They apply for jobs all over and finally one comes in from a little island in the Pacific, Tarawa, which is a part of the Republic of Kiribati. Since he is essentially a "
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J. Maarten Troost is the author of The Sex Lives of Cannibals: Adrift in the Equatorial Pacific. His essays have appeared in the Atlantic Monthly, the Washington Post, and the Prague Post. He spent two years in Kiribati in the equatorial Pacific and upon his return was hired as a consultant by the World Bank. After several years in Fiji, he recently relocated to the U.S. and now lives with his wif ...more
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