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The Accidental Vampire (Argeneau #7)
by
Lynsay Sands
Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black's been catching her z's in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic. She knows there's more to being undead than what she saw in "Dracula," but she can't very well ask her mortal friends about proper biting etiquette. But when her neighbors placed a personal ad for her in the local paper, she...more
ebook, 250 pages
Published
December 1st 2007
by HarperCollins
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Opening Line:" It was a high-pitched scream that woke Elvi."
THE ACCIDENTAL VAMPIRE is an amusing story with great characters. It also gives a slightly different take on the standard Vampire Romance, wherein the main characters are all in their 60's and the Vampires are decendents of Atlantis. This is also not a series that you need to read in order, which is great. It's nice to just pick up a book and not need a huge ammount of back story to know what's going on.
Elvie Black was accidentally tu...more
THE ACCIDENTAL VAMPIRE is an amusing story with great characters. It also gives a slightly different take on the standard Vampire Romance, wherein the main characters are all in their 60's and the Vampires are decendents of Atlantis. This is also not a series that you need to read in order, which is great. It's nice to just pick up a book and not need a huge ammount of back story to know what's going on.
Elvie Black was accidentally tu...more
Oh boy, oh boy. My first real paranormal romance -- not YA, not vampire hunting with a side of relationship, but an honest-to-goodness real-live romance novel. I read it on the way to Chicago.
Ah, the eternal question: where the [insert expletive of choice:] are the editors?
I spend a lot of time wondering this. I see movies like, for example, The Da Vinci Code, and am astonished that apparently, in every single stage of production, everyone involved failed to notice -- and remark upon -- the fact...more
Ah, the eternal question: where the [insert expletive of choice:] are the editors?
I spend a lot of time wondering this. I see movies like, for example, The Da Vinci Code, and am astonished that apparently, in every single stage of production, everyone involved failed to notice -- and remark upon -- the fact...more
I loved this book! It had been so long since I have read an Argeneau book that I had forgotten how good they were. This one wasn´t one of my favs in the series but it was very entertaining.
I enjoyed a lot the fact that the heroine was a woman of 60 something when she was turned into a vampire.This was so different from everything I have read before. Although I think it is IMPORTANT to clarify that even though she was turned at that age, afterwards she looked like a 25 year old woman. This made...more
I enjoyed a lot the fact that the heroine was a woman of 60 something when she was turned into a vampire.This was so different from everything I have read before. Although I think it is IMPORTANT to clarify that even though she was turned at that age, afterwards she looked like a 25 year old woman. This made...more
What a fun story. It had me laughing and chuckling several times. The people of Port Henry were totally unexpected in the way they took care of Elvi. I was never quite sure what Victor's 3 rivals, Edward, Alessandro and Harper were up to and the side story about DJ and Mabel was a pleasant addition.
Mar 04, 2009
Jayden
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4 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
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2009,
series-i-enjoyed
The book was gorgeous.
I chose it due to the blurb on the back, and I didn't regret it one second. It is as funny and unusual a vampire romance as I thought it would be. It had all the "usual stuff" with lifemates, the gorgeous looking vampires and so on, but the story in itself turned out to be surprising and inventive.
I mean, really... a 62 year old woman becoming a vampire by accident? A whole town standing behind her as she tries to find her way through the new un-life? And best friends so i...more
I chose it due to the blurb on the back, and I didn't regret it one second. It is as funny and unusual a vampire romance as I thought it would be. It had all the "usual stuff" with lifemates, the gorgeous looking vampires and so on, but the story in itself turned out to be surprising and inventive.
I mean, really... a 62 year old woman becoming a vampire by accident? A whole town standing behind her as she tries to find her way through the new un-life? And best friends so i...more
I adore the "paranormal romance" genre quite a bit. Just take a look at my goodreads bookshelves and you will see that I have somewhat of an addiction. I jumped at the chance to read this NYT BSL book when I saw it on the list in January. I was quite surprised to find that I actually own another book in the series. According the family tree printed in the front I had already read about Vincent some months ago and didn't realize I had picked up a book from the Argeneau Series.
I wasn't disappointe...more
I wasn't disappointe...more
Feb 15, 2009
The Listmaker
rated it
4 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Shelves:
paranormal-romance
When you read this series, you know exactly what you're going to get -romance novels wrapped in the Snuggie that is the paranormal world of vampires (oops, make that immortals).
In other words: a lighthearted, sexy, funny romp that serves to entertain the reader; allowing them to be taken away better than any Calgon bath could ever do.
If you're looking to escape, this is as good a series as you're gonna find.
In other words: a lighthearted, sexy, funny romp that serves to entertain the reader; allowing them to be taken away better than any Calgon bath could ever do.
If you're looking to escape, this is as good a series as you're gonna find.
Feb 04, 2008
Jennifer
rated it
4 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
vampire romance junkies
Shelves:
paranormalromance
I'm really excited that Lynsay Sands is putting out three Argeneau stories in a row like this. I've been a fan of this series since I picked up "Single White Vampire" in 2003.
I enjoyed this book quite a bit. There was the occasional clunky phrase or wrong homonym usage that made me roll my eyes (what is the deal lately with editors/copyeditors not understanding that "slamming on the breaks" is NOT correct? This is the second time I've seen it used this way in a month!), but the story itself was...more
I enjoyed this book quite a bit. There was the occasional clunky phrase or wrong homonym usage that made me roll my eyes (what is the deal lately with editors/copyeditors not understanding that "slamming on the breaks" is NOT correct? This is the second time I've seen it used this way in a month!), but the story itself was...more
Hands down, the worst book I've read in my life. I only read it because it was handed to me in a pile of vampire books (I adore vampires) when I expressed that I'd run out of things to read. My usual genres are urban fantasy series and fiction, if that helps you, the reader, decide whether you want to waste your time on this or not. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a good romance, but this was just something else.
I picked the most interesting looking book (they all looked pretty grim) from the select...more
I picked the most interesting looking book (they all looked pretty grim) from the select...more
Finished this book in one day. Read it on the recommendation of a friend who usually has good taste in books, but it was not at all what I expected. Honestly wasted 6 hours of my life that I could have been reading something else....
SPOILERS:
-- vampires with "nanos." The concept of the origin of vampires (from Atlantis, of all places) was a unique, if not absurd one. Brownie points for creativity though.
-- vampires can't be old and wrinkly, they must be all hot and vibrant. That's why the 62 y...more
SPOILERS:
-- vampires with "nanos." The concept of the origin of vampires (from Atlantis, of all places) was a unique, if not absurd one. Brownie points for creativity though.
-- vampires can't be old and wrinkly, they must be all hot and vibrant. That's why the 62 y...more
Victor Argeneau, Lucian's brother, rogue hunter, father of Vincent, is investigating a female immortal who has been indiscreet--putting ad's in the paper to find a male vampire. When Victor and his partner DJ arrive to meet to lady they are amazed to find out the whole town knows she is a vampire and has concocted this scheme to help her find love so she won't be lonely when they die. Elvi has no idea about the ad and when 4 suitors show up at her restaurant, her life is about to change again. V...more
Ellen Stone "Elvi" became a vampire accidentally during a vacation in Mexico with her fellow widow and best friend Mabel. Mabel took care of her friend, even as she watched her turn from her 60+ year old self into a beautiful 25 year old, and the two returned to a very supportive, although eccentric, small town welcome. Everything settles for 5 years until Mabel decides Elvi needs to meet other vampires, namely men, and takes out a personal ad in a Toronto newspaper. This brings Victor Argeneau,...more
I pity anyone who started the Argeneau series with this as their starting point.
The main character 'Elvi' (real name is Ellen, but she goes by the nickname Elvi because she's a vampire now, and thats what vampires do. Plus it's a take on Elvira.) is an absolute dumbass.
'I got rid of all the mirrors in my house because vampires (and thats what I am now) don't have reflections... never mind the fact that I still had a reflection after I became a vampire, I'm sure it's gone now but I'm too chicken...more
The main character 'Elvi' (real name is Ellen, but she goes by the nickname Elvi because she's a vampire now, and thats what vampires do. Plus it's a take on Elvira.) is an absolute dumbass.
'I got rid of all the mirrors in my house because vampires (and thats what I am now) don't have reflections... never mind the fact that I still had a reflection after I became a vampire, I'm sure it's gone now but I'm too chicken...more
4.5 Stars
Lynsay Sands has one of the easiest to understand explanations of Vampirism or as the Argeneau's prefer, Immortals. Technology is a very cool thing to base your plot line on! I love it, and I really loved this story of an actual accidental vampire.
Elvi was changed on a trip to Mexico with her best friend and since it was the whole town of Port Henry that encouraged her to go they all feel guilty about her becoming a vamp. So they make arrangement's. Arrangements of all sorts, from findi...more
Lynsay Sands has one of the easiest to understand explanations of Vampirism or as the Argeneau's prefer, Immortals. Technology is a very cool thing to base your plot line on! I love it, and I really loved this story of an actual accidental vampire.
Elvi was changed on a trip to Mexico with her best friend and since it was the whole town of Port Henry that encouraged her to go they all feel guilty about her becoming a vamp. So they make arrangement's. Arrangements of all sorts, from findi...more
Nov 09, 2010
Jenny Delandro
rated it
3 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Shelves:
paranormal-romance,
vampires
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Apr 03, 2010
Samantha
rated it
5 of 5 stars
Recommended to Samantha by:
no one...Amazon.com??
Shelves:
loved-reading
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It's No Accident, It's Skill! Sand's Delivers An Imaginative & Sexy Vamp Romance!
Five years ago sixty-something Elvi, on a what was supposed to be a sun and fun filled vacation in Mexico, suddenly found herself turned into a vampire. With no maker hanging around to show her the immortal ropes Elvi turned to the movie, Bram Stoker's Dracula, to learn how to be a successful creature of the night. So for the last five years Elvi has avoided garlic and crosses, and worn only black. Elvi knows sh...more
Five years ago sixty-something Elvi, on a what was supposed to be a sun and fun filled vacation in Mexico, suddenly found herself turned into a vampire. With no maker hanging around to show her the immortal ropes Elvi turned to the movie, Bram Stoker's Dracula, to learn how to be a successful creature of the night. So for the last five years Elvi has avoided garlic and crosses, and worn only black. Elvi knows sh...more
Elvi lives in a small town in Canada. When her husband dies, her best friend convinces her they should go on a trip. The women are about 60ish and have turned their beautiful old home that they share into a B & B. Elvi also owns and runs a restaurant. The tour bus has a wreck. The women survive, but Elvi now craves blood and is looking younger and younger all the time. The trip gets cut short and they return home. The whole town gets behind helping Elvi with adjusting to being a vampire. The...more
Hilarious! This book had some really funny scenes that had me laughing out loud! By far the funniest of the series so far! That being said, from hearing about Victor from other books, I expected more from his character. I guess I expected a tormented soul that was going to have to finally face his past after meeting a new life mate. It appears I had too high of expectations...or just wrong expectations. There really wasn't any new character development for him. He pretty much shared what we alre...more
I have enjoyed all of the Lynsay's Sands books they are fast paced, humorous, enjoyable,and a fun read. If you are looking for vampiric angst, dark fantasy or shocking horror you won’t find it here but this light-hearted romance. The Argeneau vampires are not traditional vampires, they call themselves Immortals and the only traits that they share with vampires are longevity, strength, mind control abilities and a hunger for blood. They are not undead, they can go out in the day, eat garlic, have...more
Jun 20, 2011
Merredith
rated it
2 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Shelves:
1-or-2-stars,
vampires
This was a really quick read, I read it over 2 days. that's because there wasn't much substance. I guess it's part of a series, which I've never read the previous ones, but I don't imagine I was missing anything. A 60 something year old woman was accidentally turned into a vampire, and her whole town and friends are very accepting of her. She becomes 25 again, and even hotter than she was originally (all vampires = hot i guess). She lives for 5 yrs without really finding out what a vampire is. S...more
New to the world of the night, THE ACCIDENTAL VAMPIRE Elvi Black struggles to adjust. She mourns her inability to get a tan, eat food especially pizza, and sleep in a bed as coffins are not particularly conducive to anything but the sleep of the dead. Her friends are worried about her adjustment so though she tried to hide her change, they know and try to hook her up with a male vampire though where to find one seems difficult as the matchmaking services don't mention anyone with a bite. Her nei...more
Elvi Black was talked into a trip to Mexico by her friends who were concerned about her continued depression after the death of her husband and daughter in a car accident. Unfortunately, Elvi's tour van gets in an accident and somehow during the she was turned into a vampire. The friends have now decided to help again. They've posted a personal ad for her to find a vampire lover. Out of the 6 men who respond, there are 4 who stay for the week agreed upon vacation to get acquainted. One of them i...more
Feb 05, 2013
Gemma
rated it
4 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Shelves:
adult,
paranormal-vampires
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Title: The Accidental Vampire
Series: Argeneau #7
Author: Lynsay Sands
Rating: 4/5
Ellen Black went on a holiday to Mexico looking 60 odd years old, she came back looking younger than 30. Well wouldn't we all like that to happen! Talk about a cure for age. But when you wake up with your teeth sunk into your best friends neck after an accident, you might think differently. Ellen's life changed a lot that day. She hasn't eaten or stepped into a church or even slept in a bed since...more
Title: The Accidental Vampire
Series: Argeneau #7
Author: Lynsay Sands
Rating: 4/5
Ellen Black went on a holiday to Mexico looking 60 odd years old, she came back looking younger than 30. Well wouldn't we all like that to happen! Talk about a cure for age. But when you wake up with your teeth sunk into your best friends neck after an accident, you might think differently. Ellen's life changed a lot that day. She hasn't eaten or stepped into a church or even slept in a bed since...more
I LOVED THIS BOOK!
We weren't really introduced to Victor or Elvi or any other of the characters that are featured throughout this book and that's not a bad thing.
Elvi is this fantastic character who is a Vampire, and acts like a Vampire to please her neighbors in town. This town supports Elvi and helps take care of her because they feel responsible for her turning. She was turned on a vacation down in Mexico, though no one really knows how.
Victor is sent in by the council to get to the bottom of...more
We weren't really introduced to Victor or Elvi or any other of the characters that are featured throughout this book and that's not a bad thing.
Elvi is this fantastic character who is a Vampire, and acts like a Vampire to please her neighbors in town. This town supports Elvi and helps take care of her because they feel responsible for her turning. She was turned on a vacation down in Mexico, though no one really knows how.
Victor is sent in by the council to get to the bottom of...more
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Jun 14, 2009
Aimie
rated it
5 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
Anyone who likes romances and vampires
OK, as much as I absolutely adore Lynsay Sands' Argeneau Vampire series, this particular book is my absolute favorite!!! It is so funny, and I literally laugh out loud every time I read it! I love Elvi, and I kind of identify with her in that she's so sporadic and impulsive. I loved the "emergencies" she had throughout the book, and I know that I would have reacted the same exact way in those situations! As I've said in another review, Ms. Sands is so imaginative and original with her vampire se...more
This was definitely my favorite Argeneau book so far. I thought it was an interesting twist that Elvi was already a vampire but had no idea about how she got that way nor how to go about it & that she got all of her info from a Dracula movie (because the book was checked out of the library! Love it!) It was fun to see her get so excited over things she thought she couldn't have anymore & interesting to see the friendships with the assorted men work out. I was happy to see Victor wasn't a...more
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Lynsay Sands is the nationally bestselling author of the Argeneau/Rogue Hunter vampire series, as well as numerous historicals and anthologies. She's been writing stories since grade school and considers herself incredibly lucky to be able to make a career out of it. Her hope is that readers can get away from their everyday stress through her stories, and if there are occasional uncontrollable fit...more
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