The Brontës Went To Woolworths

The Brontës Went To Woolworths

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'How I loathe that kind of novel which is about a lot of sisters'; so proclaims Deirdre at the beginning of The Brontës Went to Woolworths, one of three sisters.

London, 1931. As growing up looms large in the lives of the Carne sisters, Deirdre, Katrine and young Sheil still share an insatiable appetite for the fantastic. Eldest sister Deirdre is a journalist, Katrine a fle...more
Paperback, 188 pages
Published March 2nd 2010 by Bloomsbury USA (first published 1931)
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Joy
This is quite simply one of the strangest books I've ever read. One of those books you finish and then head back to the beginning to check out all those things you missed the first time through. And while I didn't actually dislike the book (and I certainly applaud Bloomsbury for bringing back these early 20th century works), finishing it was a struggle at times.

The story is, in part, narrated by Deirdre Carne, one of three sisters living with their widowed mother in 1930s London: Deirdre is a jo...more
Margaret
I first ran across this in Lucasta Miller's The Bronte Myth. Virago reprinted it a few years back, but it's currently out of print again; I was pleased when Powell's emailed me that they had a copy.

The three Carne girls live with their mother and the youngest girl's governess, in a London house inhabited by the people of their imagination, real people whom the family have made up stories about and turned into imaginary friends. When Deirdre, the eldest, meets one of these imaginary friends in r...more
Elisha Condie
Another book from Bloomsbury, those kind souls who republish old books that have before now been lost. They are the same people who printed the Henrietta books I love so much.

But this book...I had a hard time keeping up. The banter was very witty and quick, but I sometimes got lost in what was happening. The Carne sisters and their widowed mother are eccentric, clever, imaginative girls. They find a person they like the look of and learn all about them, making up stories and friendships along...more
Kyrie
This story was not what I expected, which was something along the lines of the current Jane Austen and paranormal creatures novels.
First, the Brontes are not the main subject of the story, and neither is Woolworths. Instead it's about three sisters and their widowed mother.
It takes place in 1930's England, according to the cover blurb, which strikes me as odd because it was copywrited in 1931. Okay, it's a year into the decade, maybe she can predict how it would go.
The family is funny (amusing...more
Mary Ronan Drew
What fertile imaginations the characters in this little novel display as they create elaborate lives for people they see in a play or in court or spot on the street. Three sisters and their widowed mother (and their succession of stuffy governesses) entertain themselves by learning all they can about, for example, the judge presiding over the trial on which the mother is a reserve juror.

Judge Toddington and his wife, in the imaginations of the girls, come to tea and invite them to dinner. Toddy,...more
Nicola
Mar 14, 2010 Nicola rated it 4 of 5 stars
Shelves: arc, own
Reason for Reading: I've heard much praising of this book over the years. And lamenting as it seems it was a Virago Classic at one time but went out of print. I've always wanted to read it since I enjoy early 20th century literature.

Summary: The Carnes, three daughters and a mother since the father died, are not a well-to-do family but they get by and do employ a governess for the youngest, while the two elder are both in their early twenties. Katrine is an aspiring actress attending Dramatic Sc...more
Nancy
Did I mention in previous reviews that I like the covers of the Bloomsbury Group novels (of which this is one?) Well, I do. They have lovely soft pastel colors with stylized silhouetted figures on them. Covers matter, y'all.

I'm finding it somewhat difficult to summarize this one, I confess. The Carne sisters, Deirdre (the narrator), Katrine, and little Sheil, have a lighthearted habit of pretending to close friendships with people they have met only briefly or perhaps not at all; they tell each...more
Ali
This novel I found enjoyable and confusing in equal measure. I read this in an old Virago VMC edition the jacket of which does not contain such a fulsome synopsis like that which is available on Amazon. In this way the reader is allowed to be confused at the beginning - sorting out what is real and what is not - and seeing as some of the characters have trouble with this it does get puzzling. This I am sure was the original intention of the author - and it does make it fun! This mix of fantasy a...more
Jennifer
Quirky, whimsical, and eccentric are the words that spring easily to mind when describing this book. Since I enjoy all of those in fiction, I found it a delight, albeit a difficult to describe one.

The Brontes Went to Woolworths throws you, from the very first page, right into the rich fantasy life of the Carne family, a trio of sisters and their widowed mother. Told primarily by the eldest, Deirdre, we learn of their family enjoyment of imaginary friends. Some of these are of the familiar sort,...more
Catherine
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Susann
The Carne family lives a blurry line between reality and fantasy. It's blurry to the beginning reader, anyway. To the family members, it's often delicious, sometimes obsessive, and occasionally frightening. My enjoyment and appreciation for the book snuck up on me and what I thought would be a quirky little read, turned into much more. Ferguson gave me lots to think about re: imagination and what makes something real.
I got this from the library, but I think I'm going to need my own copy so that...more
Adrien
"Three years ago I was proposed to. I couldn't accept the man, much as I liked him, because I was in love with Sherlock Holmes. For Holmes and his personality and brain I had a force of feeling which, for the time, converted living men to shadows".

Oooh there is so much to love about this strange little book! Deirdre lives with her two younger sisters and mothers in 1930s London, much like any other family. However, the sisters and their mother are prone to creating complete worlds and personalit...more
Adam
In short: chatty, lunatic, disorienting, and near-genius.

Ferguson tells the story of three sisters who have constructed an elaborate fantasy life, conferring both their obsession and a weird celebrity status on such characters as: an ugly and long-lost doll, the family dog, and several people (living and dead) whom they have never met. During the course of the novel fact collides, of course, with fiction, and even the supernatural world seems to come into play. In some ways, I would compare this...more
Dorian
I picked this up in the library because I vaguely remembered seeing people talking about it somewhere, possibly on Girlsown. It turned out to be...odd. The main character and her family have what I believe is technically described as "a rich imaginative life", which makes the first portion of the book extremely bewildering as it's impossible to tell which characters are real and which imaginary. That improves a bit after a while, and they all go on holiday to an exceptionally dreary part of York...more
Genevieve
Many will say it is a strange little book. In some ways it is a bit like being dropped right in the middle of a conversation and trying to pick up the context or even the subject matter. If you are patient you will quickly see what the family is on about and soon you are with them and you watch as someone else might be in your shoes of feeling at a loss.
I found some fantastic lines in the book that I had to write down because there was something hilariously universal about the narrator's commen...more
Amber
This was an extraordinary book. But first the bad news. The language is archaic, the context dated, and the modern reader -- even one well versed in the mode and general attitudes of England in the 1920s -- will find that the text often verges on the unintelligible. Take this passage:

"We have missed keeping [Hallowe'en] for years, since we left Hampton Wick, where we had parties on every imaginable anniversary, and having no proper garden now has made a difference, especially in the matter of gu...more
Amanda Allen
This book is a difficult one to rate. I read a lot of books, and I was lost through a good portion of the book. Yet it was delightful, and I want to re-read it. That being said, I struggled with it. But through out the book there are little gems like these:

"A woman at one of mother's parties once said to me, 'Do you like reading?' which smote us all to silence, for how could one tell her that books are like having a bath or sleeping, or eating bread--absolute necessities which one never thinks...more
Jamie
Nov 04, 2011 Jamie rated it 3 of 5 stars Recommends it for: Anglophiles, especially those wistful for the times of yore; smart women, sassy women.
Recommended to Jamie by: Was it the Magical Book Recommending Machine, aka Dee??
In this charming book, albeit inconsequential in the way that fun novels about the upper class usually are, the Carne family draws us in and confuses us with their vivid imaginary world in which they know celebrities they've never actually met...until they do. I can't say that this story was fantastic in any way, but it worked its way into my daily life all the same.

Mostly, I adored the spunky and spot-on commentary of the protag, Deirdre Carne, and especially her perspectives on:

a. Romance:
"Th...more
Michelle
This somewhat quirky novel is about 3 sisters, Deidre (journalist), Katrine (aspiring actress), and Sheil (a young girl who has gone through a series of governesses) who live with their mother in 1930's Britain. The family has an active imagination and has created storylines for the doll Ironface, the pierrot Dion Saffyn, and their most recent obsession, Judge Toddington and his wife Lady Mildred. The real world meets their imaginings when Deidre meets Lady Toddington at a charity bazaar. While...more
Shannon (Giraffe Days)
If it weren't for Chris of Book-a-Rama, I might not have known about this book - for a while, anyway! So thanks again, Chris, because I think I just found my new favourite book.

It is 1930s England and the Carne sisters - Deirdre, a journalist and hopeful author; Katrine, a drama student; and Sheil, their much younger sister - are deep in a make-believe world of their own creation. There is Ironface, a doll with tin arms and head who


developed an intolerably overbearing manner, married a French C
...more
Neile
Fans of I Capture the Castle and Cold Comfort Farm rejoice! Here is a book that to me has the same charming feel as these two books--two of my long-time favourites. This is the story of a family of three sisters, two young adults and the third eleven, and their widowed mother in London. They are somewhat well-off, but both elder sisters hope for professions, one as a writer, the other as an actress. The story focuses on their elaborate and imaginative family games, where they fasten onto someone...more
Abi
I enjoyed this books immensely. First, it's very funny - the imaginings of the girls (and their mother) are always unexpected and entertaining, and it all becomes rather surreal and wonderful when they get to meet one of the people they have made up their fantasies about. I yelled with laughter when Deirdre accidentally let it out.

It's also a little darker in places, when ghosts appear and you start to feel the youngest child, Sheil, could end up living more in an unreal world than the real one...more
Amanda
I really wanted to like this book, but I just couldn't get past my dislike of the Carne family. The three sisters and their mother are almost incapable of distinguishing fantasy from reality, are terrible snobs, and their treatment of the youngest daughter's governesses borders on the cruel.

On the positive side, the Toddingtons are utterly charming, if slightly eccentric, characters and the book has more than a few wonderful lines. My personal favorite: "The Bronte family has been, like Switzerl...more
Becky
Mar 17, 2010 Becky rated it 3 of 5 stars
Recommended to Becky by: first reads win
I don't know what I was expecting, but I'm sure it wasn't this. For a "classic book" it had fun elements of the paranormal (I know weird huh) I just didn't see that’s what it was until over half way through the book. It was a little confusing for me especially at the beginning which led to it being harder for me to get into. This book took much longer for me to read than anticipated, a majority of that being because it didn’t grab my attention. The characters were fun but had their own brand of...more
Hilary
This is one of the most delightful, charming, eccentric and hard-to-explain books I have ever read; I'd put it on a spiritual par with 'I Capture the Castle' and 'The Constant Nymph' - it has very little actually in common with those books, but there is something of the same feel to it. The main characters are the three Carne sisters � drama student Katrine, journalist Deirdre and schoolgirl Sheil � who, with their mother, live in London in the early 1930s and share their lives with an eclectic...more
Esther
Wow. That was a lot of chatter. Having some experience myself with inventing characters for people only seen from a distance, I "get" the Carne family pastime. But throwing the Brontes into the mix as ghosts/characters seemed like a lot of noise to me in a book already crowded with snippets of dialogue. I appreciate the main theme of the story - that of using your imagination to get you through loss and grief and as a means of meeting your own needs - and wish the author had kept it that simple,...more
JackieB
This was quite amusing but I don't think it has aged well (first publiched in 1931). I was recommended it because I like "I Capture the Castle" which I think is much better than this. I thought some of the characters in this book acted in an unbelievable way even for such a humourous whimsical book. Possibly society has changed quite a bit since it was published and their reactions wouldn't seem that odd to someone who knows more about life then. As it is I had mixed feelings about it. Some part...more
Jo
One of those books that totally (well, almost) made me forget the worries of everyday life. I didn't want it to end, but as is the case with a large number of outstanding books, this one ended far too soon, after a mere 188 pages.

As soon as I became engrossed in it I loved it for its quirky, true-to-life and unconventional characters, the author's remarkably light-hearted style – which is no less unconventional – and the recurring motives of love of literature, theatre, the festive season, allu...more
Karen
Wow. It seems like a standard cozy English between-the-wars women's novel and it turns out to be so much more intriguing and quirky than that. Initially the quirks annoyed me, and I was afraid I would hate this book. (It's always awkward to hate a book someone gave you for your birthday BECAUSE YOU ASKED FOR IT.) And I have to admit I'm glad I read reader reviews and spoilers, or I would have had no idea what was going on for most of the first half. By the end, though, I was enjoying it very muc...more
Aminaazizmirza
Creepy family with rather selfish and unpleasant habit of make believe about real people. The worst is that they treat the habit seriously. And it drove their poor suffering governess mad! When Deirdre tells that governess she is crazy, I felt like screaming "you and your stupid family drove her to it. Have you thought for a minute of anyone else's feelings except your own, you selfish cows?"

The ghost scenes spooked me out no end and only because the book had a strong - though negative - effect...more
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Rachel Ferguson was born in 1883 in Hampton Wick. Rachel was educated privately, before being sent to finishing school in Italy. She flaunted her traditional upbringing to become a vigorous campaigner for women's rights and member of the WSPU.

In 1911 Rachel Ferguson became a student at the Academy of Dramatic Art. She enjoyed a brief though varied career on the stage, cut short by the First World...more
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