The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Living Dead
by
Max Brooks (Goodreads Author)
The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to su...more
ebook, 372 pages
Published
September 23rd 2003
by Crown Publishing Group
(first published September 16th 2003)
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My love for this book is a result of my lack of social skills. Much as I might try to generate conversation with strangers (and, occasionally, among friends) I usually just end up rambling awkwardly until uneasy silence takes over. So, at some point, I started employing zombies. As conversation topics, not servants. Though that would be cool.
"What would we do if we were attacked by zombies right now?" is an excellent way to get to know someone. Their willingness to participate in this line of th...more
"What would we do if we were attacked by zombies right now?" is an excellent way to get to know someone. Their willingness to participate in this line of th...more
Jan 25, 2011
Kat Kennedy
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3 of 5 stars
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This book is only really for those hardcore zombie enthusiasts.

Your home should look like this
Unless you really, REALLY just love all things zombie, don't bother picking up this book.
I thought I loved zombies enough. I really did. Turns out I just don't cut the mustard.
This book is a detailed expose on Zombie anatomy, zombie weapons and zombie survival strategy.
My favourite part of zombie books, the part where people become zombie numnums, is unfortunately missing. And that's the thing. Is there...more

Your home should look like this
Unless you really, REALLY just love all things zombie, don't bother picking up this book.
I thought I loved zombies enough. I really did. Turns out I just don't cut the mustard.
This book is a detailed expose on Zombie anatomy, zombie weapons and zombie survival strategy.
My favourite part of zombie books, the part where people become zombie numnums, is unfortunately missing. And that's the thing. Is there...more
Jan 17, 2008
Eric
rated it
3 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
The post-apocalyptically curious, horror buffs, those just being introduced to zombies
"Yes Brooks, but what about?" is what I often found myself asking while perusing the Zombie Survival Guide. It's clear it is meant to be humorous. I first went looking for it in non-fiction, and was disappointed to find it in the Humor section. I spared the Barnes and Noble employee a lecture on the dangers of being woefully unprepared for the coming Zombiepocalypse. Brooks went to some trouble to make it appear as if he put plenty of thought and research into this, and that helps make the tongu...more
Nov 23, 2008
Idle Hippo
rated it
5 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
Zombie Nuts and Leli a.k.a Layli :-p
Recommended to Idle Hippo by:
Jendral Pantouw
Buku ini ternyata secara tak terduga sukses menyalip ditikungan si Becky yang lagi belanja dan petualangan William of Baskerville di sebuah biara Benediktian. Oke, ada yang udah nonton film2nya Leslie Nielsen? itu tuh, aki2 ubanan yang maen di film parodi Dracula, trilogi Naked Gun, Airplane, Scary Movie dll. Gayanya khas banget, dia ngelawak dengan gaya yang serius, seakan-akan dia tidak sadar kalo lagi ngelawak dan gak sadar kalo penonton tertawa terbahak-bahak. Nah seperti itulah Max Brooks m...more
Max Brooks is a crazy man.
On the surface, this book functions as humor. What to do when zombies take over, that's fun, right?
What becomes obvious once you start reading it is that Brooks spent a lot of time thinking very seriously about this. And that's funny too. Part of what makes this book great is how humorless it is, even though you will find it in the humor section at the book store.
The more you read, the more you realize that Brooks has a very specific agenda in mind. He doesn't waste ti...more
On the surface, this book functions as humor. What to do when zombies take over, that's fun, right?
What becomes obvious once you start reading it is that Brooks spent a lot of time thinking very seriously about this. And that's funny too. Part of what makes this book great is how humorless it is, even though you will find it in the humor section at the book store.
The more you read, the more you realize that Brooks has a very specific agenda in mind. He doesn't waste ti...more
Jul 27, 2012
Gloria Mundi
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2 of 5 stars
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The End of The World. Predicted, feared and keenly awaited by certain elements throughout human history. But the Big Bad that will swiftly dispatch us all to hell in a handbasket remains hotly debated. Nuclear war, comets and asteroids, the sun going nova, God smiting us, the large hard-on collider creating a black whole etc. etc. are all potential causes. So why not zombies. You know it makes sense.
So, if you want to survive the rising of the eeeeevil dead, you need to follow the following simp...more
So, if you want to survive the rising of the eeeeevil dead, you need to follow the following simp...more
Oct 17, 2007
Josh
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4 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
You, if you want to live
If you’ve ever fantasized about being the last person on Earth, barricaded in some remote makeshift fortress against an unnamable evil that even now encroaches your perimeter … well, maybe you’re the kind of person that should keep this book on their nightstand.
The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks (yes, son of Mel Brooks and Ann Bancroft) is strangely informative and darkly satirical. Brooks writes with his tongue planted so firmly in his check that he risks a nasty bruise. I hesitate to even...more
The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks (yes, son of Mel Brooks and Ann Bancroft) is strangely informative and darkly satirical. Brooks writes with his tongue planted so firmly in his check that he risks a nasty bruise. I hesitate to even...more
Jan 03, 2011
Spencer
rated it
2 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
Zombie zombies. Fans of the Boy Scout Manual.
It's a funny coincidence that I'm probably going to get killed by an angry, mindless mob for saying this, but allow me to be the only one with the guts to say that The Zombie Survival Guide is hugely overrated. As others have suggested, the angle is supposed to be that this is a fact-based, real-world take on what to do when the dead finally rise, but Brooks breaks out the "science still can't explain" card way too often for his premise to really work. Which is problematic because while the cent...more
May 07, 2012
Anzu The Great Destroyer
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4 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
everyone!
*updated 01 Nov 2011*
raaar GGRRR UURRRG roooorrr RAAAAAAAR uurrg OOOOOR oooor ggrrrr RAAAAR GGRRR oor UUUGGG uugg aahhhhh!!!
Yes! I’m mastering the zombie language! If you don’t know what that means you’re in deep sh*t. You might want to get some books and start learning a few things..
Every person on the planet should own this book; you can never know when the next attack is going to be.
To do list:
• buy a machete
• buy an M1 Carbine
• buy leather suit
• cut hair short
• buy supplies
• buy a dirtbike o...more
raaar GGRRR UURRRG roooorrr RAAAAAAAR uurrg OOOOOR oooor ggrrrr RAAAAR GGRRR oor UUUGGG uugg aahhhhh!!!
Yes! I’m mastering the zombie language! If you don’t know what that means you’re in deep sh*t. You might want to get some books and start learning a few things..
Every person on the planet should own this book; you can never know when the next attack is going to be.
To do list:
• buy a machete
• buy an M1 Carbine
• buy leather suit
• cut hair short
• buy supplies
• buy a dirtbike o...more
Having learned how to survive a horror movie (see my review of that book for further details: http://www.goodreads.com/review/edit/...) I set out to arm myself against supernatural, unnatural, cursed, undead, and other threats.
This will be an invaluable resource in the case of Zombie infestation and plague (they [zombies that is] seem to be spreading from what I can tell). The whole "zombie plague" thing seems to have been unheard of before video games it seems to me. Now what with "World-War Z"...more
This will be an invaluable resource in the case of Zombie infestation and plague (they [zombies that is] seem to be spreading from what I can tell). The whole "zombie plague" thing seems to have been unheard of before video games it seems to me. Now what with "World-War Z"...more
There seems to be some disagreement as to whether this is a humor or a horror book. It was marketed as the former, but I actually think it’s more effective as the latter. If it’s a humor book, it’s strictly one-note—survival guides expect you to be ridiculously over-prepared, haha! As a horror book—even keeping in mind its goofier moments—it really gets under your skin, makes you reassess your surroundings and your safety in ways, I think, few monster stories do.
It’s also interesting to look at...more
It’s also interesting to look at...more
Jul 06, 2008
Eliza
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5 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
those unprepared for the zombie menace.
I started this book because I read World War Z and enjoyed it, for some value of enjoyed which also includes being seriously freaked out. This book further cemented my freaked-outedness. I now recognise that my home is inadequate protection against the zombie menace, that not only do I not have any sort of weapon handy which could decapitate without putting me in harm's way but even if I did I would have no skills to use it, and that I am not fully prepared for even a level-1 situation were it t...more
Aug 21, 2007
icebox
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Recommends it for:
nobody
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Okay, so I'll be honest. I started reading this book. I got about 10 pages in. Most people would say, "Hey, thats not far enough to know if this book is good or not" but I disagree. In the first 10 pages, not only was I able to discover how completely contradicting this book was, but I was also able to realize how familiar this story was. In my opinion, it seems as though Max Brooks compaired the Zombie virus to the AIDS virus. The only difference being the name of the virus. I am in no way diss...more
I am woefully underprepared for the zombie apocalypse. If you have a suitable fortress and/or roving group that I can join, please let me know. I can dress out game and make soap. You know you'll be wanting food and soap, right? Let's talk.
Jul 05, 2007
Rae Walker
rated it
5 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
Survival Nerds (and they do exist).
The Zombie Survival Guide is entirely based on the premise of 'Zombie attacks, both massive and individual, are highly plausable. Here is how you survive.'
This is a wonderful premise. It is a wonderful book. Because of this book, I feel that I have a better chance of surviving a zombie attack if/when it does occur.
If you want to be in my roving troupe of refugees then there will be some required reading and this book will be on the list. Also, don't think you can read this after the outbreak - I...more
This is a wonderful premise. It is a wonderful book. Because of this book, I feel that I have a better chance of surviving a zombie attack if/when it does occur.
If you want to be in my roving troupe of refugees then there will be some required reading and this book will be on the list. Also, don't think you can read this after the outbreak - I...more
This is not a humor book. Maybe a horror reference manual? Not sure but there is not an ounce of sarcasm in the book. Nevertheless I became engaged with it once I let go of the fact it was supposed to be funny. There is some poor editing, however. For instance once it says that zombies cannot rise from the grave and then in a real life incidents talks about zombies rising from the grave. And also once it talks about the first recorded zombie incident in the US being in the 1800s when just pages...more
I enjoyed every aspect of this book. If zombies ever decide to swarm the earth from a "Class 4 Outbreak", I will know exactly what I need to do. Zombies aside, I think it's a legitimate survival guide for many apocalyptic situations. Think about it; if you were to survive the initial chaos of any type of apocalypse, what is your next greatest threat? Other people. People loot, turn to violence, encourage chaos, etc. So replace "zombie" in this book with "crazy people", and you still have a decen...more
Nov 11, 2007
GUS BUS!
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4 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
Those that need protection from the undead
This is a great book to have when you are suddenly overrun by zombies. It details every supplie and every weapon you will need to survive. It has where you should go and other survival tips if you ever come across and undead army.
Oct 23, 2008
Gareth
rated it
5 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
anybody who's interested from surviving a zombie attack
This was a funny book, the author really spent too much time thinking about how to survive a zombie outbreak. It's fun to read if you're interested in that kind of thing.
I had multiple zombie dreams while reading this book. I had one dream where my cat turned into a zombie and then there were these albino zombie ferrets that walked on their hind legs and there were zombie rats that I had to kill by smashing their head with a hammer and then one of the people I was with stuck a skewer through one of the heads of a zombie rat and then blood splattered into my mouth when they pulled it out and I was about to spit the blood out of my mouth when I think I woke myself...more
Jul 28, 2008
Cooperglocker
rated it
5 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
Anybody who doesn't shamble, moan, groan, or seek brains.
Recommended to Cooperglocker by:
My fiancee
Hilarious, yet strangely believable.
I'm not exactly going to run out and get plate armor and swords, but it sounds fun!
I'm not exactly going to run out and get plate armor and swords, but it sounds fun!
You ever find yourself thinking what you would do if a zombie suddenly came up the hill in front of you. Would you run and try to tell the world? Would you think its already too late and fend for yourself? Would you just go take care of the ghoul yourself?
These are the questions I kept asking myself, especially while listening to The Zombie Survival Guide late at night while driving up the hill to my apartment. Not a good idea if you don't want to really creep yourself out.
I figured zombies woul...more
These are the questions I kept asking myself, especially while listening to The Zombie Survival Guide late at night while driving up the hill to my apartment. Not a good idea if you don't want to really creep yourself out.
I figured zombies woul...more
EDIT 6-2-12 The book
SAID
the media would claim it wasn't really zombies. That it was an isolated attack, drugs, a person with mental health issues, etc... Is it time to prepare?
*edit* I was just looking over the New York Times Bestseller List and found that this book is in the top five for paperback nonfiction. Well, I guess I'm really glad I read it after all.
This book was complete. While it's quick to point out that I'm still not an expert at disposing the undead, I'm well (and I mean WELL)...more
*edit* I was just looking over the New York Times Bestseller List and found that this book is in the top five for paperback nonfiction. Well, I guess I'm really glad I read it after all.
This book was complete. While it's quick to point out that I'm still not an expert at disposing the undead, I'm well (and I mean WELL)...more
We've been having fun with this insomuch as zombies, apparently, don't jump. So future stuga visitors will be asked the question "do you, erm, play netball at all". If there is a failure to answer in the affirmative we will, as a family body, exit rather promptly.
It's rather fun to have 'Thriller' as low background noise during the Voodoo Zombie chapter. One good piece of advice is this ... heads that have been severed from their bodies can still bite one to death so get yourself an anti ghoul a...more
It's rather fun to have 'Thriller' as low background noise during the Voodoo Zombie chapter. One good piece of advice is this ... heads that have been severed from their bodies can still bite one to death so get yourself an anti ghoul a...more
I know this book is listed as humor, but I am not completely convinced that zombies couldn't happen...it seems logical for some reason, that some disease could reanimate the dead. It is one of the few things in the horror genre that actually really scares me. I have had not a few nightmares about this and have a great fondness for Shaun of the Dead.
This book basically lays it out like it is a possibility. He is very very thorough--so much so that I wondered if maybe he was some nut who actually...more
This book basically lays it out like it is a possibility. He is very very thorough--so much so that I wondered if maybe he was some nut who actually...more
An excellent book with tons of useful information. I've been preparing myself for the worst. Brooks uses a dark sense of comedy as well as historic facts to illustrate concepts described in his book. Also, the scarce placement of pictures conveys the concepts described as well as gives the reader something to laugh at. A must read for all members of Z.A.R.T. (zombie apocalypse response teams)
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May 20, 2007
Sarah
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4 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
Anyone who wants to survive the coming zombie apocalypse
Something called "The Zombie Survival Guide" could easily be written as a joke, but Max Brooks is dead serious (un-dead serious, maybe? HA I amuse myself so easily). Covering everything from the best zombie-fighting weapons to trouble spots to avoid to the best hideouts, this is probably the most comprehensive guide ever written about zombie-fighting. It's written like a reference guide, but it's actually a great read, and I bet you'll find something that will stick in your mind and save you lat...more
So far this book has been amazing, it has really opened my eyes to the posibility of zombies excisting. Also it has an amazing amount of convincing facts of which really helped me in my book i am currently writing which is also zombie based. I can't wait until another one of my friends reads this, it will be awesome to talk about. My favorite part so far has been about the weapons to use in a zombie invasion. I highly recomend this book for anyone interested in science fiction books or conspirac...more
Compré este libro en plena locura de la gripe A... por si acaso, uno nunca sabe lo que los Gobiernos nos ocultan. Y este caso parecía encajar con un misterioso brote de 'algo'. Al final, quedó en nada, tan sólo la alarma social creada por los Gobiernos alimentada y exacerbada por unos medios de comunicación histéricos. ¿Y si se hubiera tratado de un brote zombi real? ¿Y si nos mentían diciendo que era gripe A para que no cundiera un pánico aún mayor al tratarse de muertos andantes? Yo no habría...more
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Max Brooks is The New York Times bestselling author of The Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z. He has been called ”the Studs Terkel of zombie journalism.“
Brooks is the son of director Mel Brooks and the late actress Anne Bancroft. He is a 1994 graduate of Pitzer College. His wife, Michelle, is a screenwriter, and the couple have a son, Henry.
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Brooks is the son of director Mel Brooks and the late actress Anne Bancroft. He is a 1994 graduate of Pitzer College. His wife, Michelle, is a screenwriter, and the couple have a son, Henry.
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