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Герои коротких рассказов молодого израильского прозаика Этгара Керета - солдат и дрессировщик муравьев, чемпион по прыжкам и парикмахер, циркач и усатый араб, поросенок-копилка и подопытная обезьяна - живут одновременно в двух мирах: реальном и фантасмагорическом. Их существование обыденно - и абсурдно, они вызывают отвращение - и сострадание. Трагизм, а порой и трагикомиз ...more
Hardcover, 192 pages
Published January 1st 2009 by Текст (first published February 1st 2006)
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Jan 05, 2016 Ceyda rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Kara mizah kitaplarını pek takip eden biri değilim ama kitapta eleştirilen konuları genelde pek bahsi geçmeyen konular olduğunu düşünüyorum. Özellikle insanların aşklarını kanıtlama ihtiyaçları ve sınıflandırmalarını, insanların pek umursamamalarına rağmen milli olaylarda gaza gelip kısa bir zaman süre sonra eski hallerine dönmelerini, iyi kararlar alan birinin hayatı boyunca iyi bir kişi olduğu saptanması gibi yanılgılar, dini bağnazlıklar vs.... absürd olaylarla dile getirilen bir kitap.
Jul 05, 2008 Greg rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
I don't think that this book should be read in one or two sittings. Reading these very short stories one right after another starts to take something away from the stories. Since most of the stories are only a couple of pages long, there is only so many times in a short period of time when I could enjoy ironic twists. I wanted to throw myself on the ground and beg for no more irony.
Jul 13, 2015 Sinem rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Wristcutters bu kitaptaymış son öykü olarak koymuşlar, güzel sürpriz oldu bana. Onun dışında Etgar bey bildiğiniz gibi.
Nov 13, 2012 Tfitoby rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Another fabulous collection of warped and wonderful short stories from Israel.

As I mentioned on my review of Suddenly a Knock on the Door Etgar Keret writes stories unlike anybody else, stories that are often strange and slightly fantastical, funny, dark, impressive and affecting and this collection is no different in that respect.

That collection is one of the best books I've read in 2012 and so when Leah brought home a tattered and spine broken copy of this one, found thrown away by a careless
Oct 07, 2009 Caris rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
A convenience store at the mouth of hell? A uterus on display at a museum? An afterlife for suicides that is just a little suckier than this one?

Etgar Keret is awesome. These stories grab you by the throat and don't let up. Although they seldom exceed five tiny pages, they are memorable and powerful. His style is unlike anything I've read before.

I originally heard about Keret when I saw a trailer for "Wristcutters: A Love Story." This fine film starred a man based on Eugene Hutz (Jonfren's endea
Кремена Михайлова
Този сборник най-малко ми хареса от четирите прочетени досега. Ето в такъв ред приблизително са всичките за мен (предстои ми петият).

„Момичето на хладилника“
„Изведнъж на вратата се чука“
„Автобусният шофьор, който искаше да бъде бог“

Малко е странно странични неща да са ми любими от тази книга, но бях приятно изненада.

- откакто „познавам“ Етгар Керет, се питам какво мисли прелюбимият ми Амос Оз за разказите на Етгар.
„Разказите на Етгар Керет са свирепи, забавни, пълни с енергия и въображе
Konserve Ruhlar
Oct 04, 2013 Konserve Ruhlar rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Sıradışı öyküler peşindeydim. Bir gün yeni tanıştığım ve ileride arkadaşlığımızın devam edeceğine inandığım @SapanAlaybozan bana bu kitabı hediye etti. Daha önce hiç İsrail'li bir yazardan okumamıştım. Kültür farkı satırlarda hissediliyor. Kitaba adını da veren ilk öyküsünü okuduktan sonra diğer öyküleri de merak ettim. Acayip bir kafası var bence Etgar Keret'in. Hayal gücü iyi çalışıyor. Fabrika gibi aynı. O fabrikadan çıkan birbirinden enteresan öyküler var kitapta. İkinci en sevdiğim öykü,'Do ...more
Apr 29, 2013 Sang rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Selepas selesai, saya mula rasa yang Etgar Keret ini sebenarnya ialah malaikat berkot dalam cerpen nombor tiga buku ini; Lubang di Dinding. Cerita-cerita fiksyennya bangang tapi Etgar Keret bersumpah semuanya benar belaka. Bacaan yang menghiburkan.
Penjuru Kosong
maaf kalau aku katakan ini mengecewakan aku. satu karya yg dianggap besar tapi karyanya diadaptasi sebegini rupa.

ceritanya menarik. itu saja
Sep 03, 2013 Maryam rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
The stories by Etgar Keret are great, hate the quality of the translation though.
There is a direct path between Keret's fevered imagination and his written page. There are no speed limits or detours. The stories won't be inhibited by oppressive laws of physics, or even by reality. These are short intense bursts of 'what ifs'.
In "One Last Story and That's It", a demon shows up to the house of a writer, to take away his talent. The writer begs him to let him do just one more story. Well, ok, the demon agrees, and so he just hangs out for a bit, watching tv and drinking lemona
Jun 27, 2013 Z rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
The only reason I picked up this book was to read "Kneller's Happy Campers", because I LOVE Wristcutters so much. "KHC" is an amusing and quite interesting story, (although the story of the film version is much better because it has a funnier, more intelligent plot and because it cuts out all the racist crap). I give "KHC" a 3/5 stars, but the rest of the book overall deserves 2/5.

All the other stories in the book are mostly bad attempts at absurdist writing. Most of them are way too abrupt, (I
Mrs. McGregor
It was very different. Here's a quick like/ dislike breakdown though, in case anyone is interested:

1. Some of the stories just ended abruptly. I think this is really Keret's style and it is intentional more than it is lazy. But a lot of times a story would be over and I would feel like, "...SO??"
2. Some of the language in the book sounds racist or homophobic. I don't think Keret himself is racist or homophobic, but he feels the need to portray a lot of "macho" guys in his stories, and
No Name
Perhaps if this was my first exposure to Etgar Keret I would have enjoyed it more. I'm not sure. Earlier this year I nearly swooned over his latest release Suddenly, a Knock on the Door. I fell sideways for his absurd sense of humor. Even the more serious stories were well crafted and poignant. Sadly there are only mild glimpses of that genius here.

I'm not necessarily saying this is a bad book at all. It is just not anywhere on the same level as Suddenly, a Knock on the Door. There are a couple
Aug 08, 2011 Meagan rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
I'm not generally a reader of short stories. They leave me feeling like I've had a snack when I'd rather have a meal. But when I watched the movie Wristcutters and saw that it's based on an Etgar Keret short story called "Kneller's Happy Campers," I was intrigued enough to give this collection a try. I'm glad I did. The stories are all a bit cracked, and deal with dark topics in a matter-of-fact and funny way.

My personal favorites were the title story, "Breaking the Pig," and "The Mysterious Dis
Mustafa Şahin
İlk kez Etgar Keret okudum, diğer kitaplarını da okumayı düşünüyorum. Tuhaf bir tarzı var ama sondaki uzun öykü ve diğer bir iki kısa öykü dışındakiler pek bana hitap etmedi sanırım. Avi Pardo'nun çevirisi muhteşem yalnız.

Bir de hislerime tercüman olan bir alıntı:
Ev yemeği gibisi yoktur. İzahı güç, ama özel bir şey söz konusudur, bir duygu. Miden bunun parası ödenmiş bir yemek olmadığını, sevgiyle pişirildiğini bilir sanki.
Zeynep Nur
Mar 06, 2016 Zeynep Nur rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: öykü
Etgar Keret'e dair hiçbir şey bilmeden aldım bu kitabı. Ortada belli bir beklenti de yoktu ama eğer yazar hakkında bir şeyler duymuş olsaydım yine aynı zevki alırdım. Her bir öyküsü bana kalırsa ince ince örülmüş, sade gibi gözükmesine rağmen oldukça detaylı. Beğendiğim, hayran kaldığım bir üslubu var. Kesinlikle diğer kitaplarını da okuyacağım.
Natalie Walchuk
Apr 04, 2016 Natalie Walchuk rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
A wild collection of short stories that take you in a dark and winding journey. The longer story in the back half of the book speaks so deeply to the complications of human existence and relationships. A great read!
Bistra Ivanova
Dec 30, 2011 Bistra Ivanova rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: abandoned, fiction
На крак в книжарницата - първите два разказа са просто разкошни - с астмата и рождения ден. Жалко, че късата проза (и като цяло поезия) са ми така трудни - тъкмо започнат, и вземат че свършат. Затова на малки хапки :-)
May 31, 2015 M. rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
İsrail edebiyatından kısa ancak dopdolu öyküler. Avi Pardo çeviriyorsa güzeldir dedim, yanılmadım.
Burak Yıldız
Jul 21, 2014 Burak Yıldız rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Muazzam. Hayal gücü dünyanın yetersizliğinden dolayı çıkmıştır. Hayal gücünün hayal gücü ise hayal gücünün yetersizliğinden. İşte bu kitap bu tanıma uygun.
Feb 14, 2014 Elyse rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Powerful, unique, fresh, invented....,and just damn good!!!!!
Kitapsever Anne
Mar 05, 2016 Kitapsever Anne rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Edgar Keret, İsrail li bir yazar. Bu kitabında da kısa kısa , üc beş sayfalık hikayeleri bir araya getirmiş. Bu hikayeleri farklı kılan ise karah mizahla yazılmış olması. Hayal ile gerçeği ustalıkla bir araya getirmiş yazar ve her hikayenin sonuna da vurucu ,oyunbaz bir mesaj bırakmış.
Benim en çok etkilendiğim hikaye ise DOMUZU KIRMAK isimli olandı.

Hikaye kısaca şöyle:
4,5 yaşlarında bir çocuk, babasından bir çizgi film karakterinin oyuncağını ister. Baba ise her istediğini öyle kolayca elde edem
Craig Wallwork
Jul 05, 2010 Craig Wallwork rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Etgar Keret has been decorated the prestigious title of Israel's hippest young writer, and from what I’ve read by his books, The Bus Driver Who Wanted to Be God, The Nimrod Flip Out, and Gazza Blues, he's worthy of the title.

His work is, as noted on Amazon, snapshots that illuminate with intelligence and wit. Hilarity and anguish are the twin pillars of his work. Keret covers a remarkable emotional and narrative terrain - from a father's first lesson to his boy to a standoff between soldiers ca
Jul 29, 2012 Darryl rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
The first collection of short stories by Israeli writer Etgar Keret published in English starts out brilliantly, with several surreal and fantastic tales that seem to be a witches' brew of the best of Jorge Luis Borges, mixed with a splash of Julio Cortázar and José Donoso. In the title story, a principled but misunderstood bus driver invokes a higher calling to serve one of his passengers, though with an unexpected result. In "Uterus", a young man despairs when his mother's organ, preserved for ...more
Mahmud Qayyum
Feb 02, 2013 Mahmud Qayyum rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Imaginasi si yahudi yang seorang ni memang terlampau. Cuma ada satu cerita yang agak panjang yang mana ramai telah mencadangkan agar ia seharusnya diterbitkan secara novella.
Beberapa cerpen awal sudahpun menggigit, Hole in the Wall berkisarkan seorang lelaki pembohong bersayap yang disangka malaikat, Souvenir from Hell pula aku tak tahu macam mana Keret dapat idea untuk meletakkan sebuah kampung di Uzbekistan yang dibina dekat dengan pintu Neraka. Dalam Breaking the Pig, seoranng kanak-kanak bak
He's irreverent, and I love it. Before I heard Etgar Keret speak, I had no one who he was, but now I'm officially hooked. His writing is both brutally honest and impressively compact. Perfect example: The Son of the Head of the Mossad, a six page story that creates wonderful characters, has a concrete plot, and has an ending that leaves you feeling sated, fully comprehending the hypocrisy, the reason why Keret wrote the story, and marveling at the strength of his craft.

Favorite stories:
Jan 27, 2013 ILIYAN RUZHIN rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
В армията ставаш или мъж, или на кайма, или и двете - писател.

"Вакуум" е парчето дето отнася. Всички казармено-военни са му с една идея по-добри."Гъливер на исландски", "Тротоари", "Морално нещо си"

ае поздрав с това


както и с новината:
Hana Ahmad
Saya tidak pasti apa masalah saya dengan buku ini (abaikan masalah ralat ejaan yang sikit-sikit itu). Keliru barangkali. Dan di fikiran saya mula melingkar-lingkar; apa beza translasi dan adaptasi? Yang pastinya, saya cuma benar-benar menghadam cerpen Kelar. Yang lainnya, ibarat bauan yang hilang dibawa angin lalu. Cerpennya menarik, mungkin olahan adaptasi (?)nya sedikit aneh dan menjengkelkan.

May 20, 2013 AriffHidayah rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: indieke
Apa yang aku boleh katakan tentang cerpen-cerpen di dalam buku ini ialah GILA. Mujur tahap kewarasan ku selepas membaca buku ini masih boleh diselamatkan. Plot cerita yang di luar kotak imaginasi. Aku ambil masa yang agak lama untuk mencerna jalan cerita dalam cerpen KELAR. Persoalan seperti adakah si Mordy roh yang terperangkap kerap ku fikirkan. Jadi, 3 bintang aku beri pada buku ini.
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Etgar Keret is an Israeli writer known for his short stories, graphic novels, and scriptwriting for film and television. His books had been published in more than thirty languages.

Keret has received the Prime Minister's award for literature, as well as the Ministry of Culture's Cinema Prize. The short film Malka Lev Adom (Skin Deep, 1996), which Keret wrote and directed with Ran Tal, won an Israel
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