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Ecstasy Unveiled (Demonica #4)
by
Larissa Ione (Goodreads Author)
A DEMON ENSLAVED
Lore is a Seminus half-breed demon who has been forced to act as his dark master's assassin. Now to earn his freedom and save his sister's life, he must complete one last kill. Powerful and ruthless, he'll stop at nothing to carry out this deadly mission.
AN ANGEL TEMPTED
Idess is an earthbound angel with a wild side, sworn to protect the human Lore is targe...more
Lore is a Seminus half-breed demon who has been forced to act as his dark master's assassin. Now to earn his freedom and save his sister's life, he must complete one last kill. Powerful and ruthless, he'll stop at nothing to carry out this deadly mission.
AN ANGEL TEMPTED
Idess is an earthbound angel with a wild side, sworn to protect the human Lore is targe...more
Mass Market Paperback, 400 pages
Published
February 1st 2010
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Feb 20, 2010
Shawna
rated it
5 of 5 stars
Recommends it for:
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5+ stars – Paranormal Romance
Reading one of Larissa Ione’s Demonica novels is a naughty good time, like getting a pedicure and going shopping with your best friend on a hooky day from work, eating the best Vosges or Godiva chocolate, getting flirted with at the grocery store by a hot guy when you’re in sweats and wearing no makeup, or having a happy hour with your best gal pals and laughing and talking about men and sex over Mexican martinis. Yep...Ecstasy Unveiled is deliciously wicked fun alr...more
Reading one of Larissa Ione’s Demonica novels is a naughty good time, like getting a pedicure and going shopping with your best friend on a hooky day from work, eating the best Vosges or Godiva chocolate, getting flirted with at the grocery store by a hot guy when you’re in sweats and wearing no makeup, or having a happy hour with your best gal pals and laughing and talking about men and sex over Mexican martinis. Yep...Ecstasy Unveiled is deliciously wicked fun alr...more
^^I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS!^^
What can I say, what can I say. I love this series, I love this book, and would be willing to make some questionable deal with the devil for a little bit of Lore. I love me some Sem boys, and this book was all kinds of explosive. I don’t know what it says about a person when you are willing to go head to head, with four brothers. I would take them all on, they are so delicious, soooo “mmmm, mmmmm good”.
I don’t want to spend too much time explaining what this series is...more
What can I say, what can I say. I love this series, I love this book, and would be willing to make some questionable deal with the devil for a little bit of Lore. I love me some Sem boys, and this book was all kinds of explosive. I don’t know what it says about a person when you are willing to go head to head, with four brothers. I would take them all on, they are so delicious, soooo “mmmm, mmmmm good”.
I don’t want to spend too much time explaining what this series is...more
Why this pic? **shrugs** Uh. There are a lot of chains in this book?

★★★★☆ (This is a review of the audiobook.) I know I’ve heard Paul Boehmer narrate before, I just can’t remember which book. Or maybe it’s that his voice rings a bell from all the movies and T.V. he's been in. I can swear he did the voice of a robotic or artificial intelligence entity, because that keeps tickling the back of my mind.
Nevertheless, I like his sexy voice while reading the forth installment of Larissa Ione’s risqué...more

★★★★☆ (This is a review of the audiobook.) I know I’ve heard Paul Boehmer narrate before, I just can’t remember which book. Or maybe it’s that his voice rings a bell from all the movies and T.V. he's been in. I can swear he did the voice of a robotic or artificial intelligence entity, because that keeps tickling the back of my mind.
Nevertheless, I like his sexy voice while reading the forth installment of Larissa Ione’s risqué...more
Feb 11, 2010
Lady Valee
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5 of 5 stars
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Do you know how sometimes you don't like a book because you had so high expectation for it that once you get to read it you are not able to enjoy it as much as you would have like to?
Well that was so NOT the case with this book. I had higher expectations for it than for any other book I had in my TBR pile, and let me say that it was a huge 5 stars rating!
As all the other books in this series, this 4th installment does not disappoint. I was hooked since page one, it only took me less than a day t...more
Well that was so NOT the case with this book. I had higher expectations for it than for any other book I had in my TBR pile, and let me say that it was a huge 5 stars rating!
As all the other books in this series, this 4th installment does not disappoint. I was hooked since page one, it only took me less than a day t...more
Lore is in a bind. He has to kill his target otherwise his sister Sin will be killed, but by saving his sister he will lose the brothers he has just found, and worse he will have to kill his target's beautiful protector Idess to do it. But who is setting this impossible situation up, tearing up the Sem brothers and dragging the UGH down into choas.
This was a great installment in the Demonica series, Lore and Idess were a fab couple. Idess is actually my favourite female in this so far, she was...more
This was a great installment in the Demonica series, Lore and Idess were a fab couple. Idess is actually my favourite female in this so far, she was...more
Unlike the last three Demonica books, I didn't like this one as much as I liked the others, but it was still good. Lore is the brother that we didn't know about. Lore is enslaved as a demon assassin and to gain his freedom he needs to get 100 kills. He is at 99 kills now and only needs one more. His ruthless master assigns Lore to kill Kyan, and if Lore doesn't like him his sister, Sin will die.
And then we have Idess, the angel. She is assigned to protect Kynan for he is very important. They bot...more
And then we have Idess, the angel. She is assigned to protect Kynan for he is very important. They bot...more
Yet another 5-star book for Larissa Ione. With the fourth installment of the Demonica series, I swear the stories just keep getting better. And with each book I find myself wondering ‘how do I get a Seminus demon??’
Lore, our hero and the long lost brother of Eidolon, Shade and Wraith, does a pretty good job holding his own next to his brothers. As a bit of a tortured soul who is short-tempered, lethal and fiercely hot, you can certainly see the family resemblance. I really liked Lore and he was...more
Lore, our hero and the long lost brother of Eidolon, Shade and Wraith, does a pretty good job holding his own next to his brothers. As a bit of a tortured soul who is short-tempered, lethal and fiercely hot, you can certainly see the family resemblance. I really liked Lore and he was...more
Mar 03, 2010
MK (Consultant, Corporal Therapist)
rated it
5 of 5 stars
Recommends it for:
fans of the series
Lore's story is in a class all it's own. From the beginning he s given the task as an assassin to kill someone close to his brothers.
Lore is a Seminus half breed. His "gift" is touching people with his dermoire tattoo-like hand and they die. He also has fears of killing females when he climaxes, so he's avoided sex. Until he mets Idess.
Idess is an angel. Almost. She needs to earn her wings. Born on earth and raised believing she is human Idess has only ever wanted to be an Ascended angel. When s...more
Lore is a Seminus half breed. His "gift" is touching people with his dermoire tattoo-like hand and they die. He also has fears of killing females when he climaxes, so he's avoided sex. Until he mets Idess.
Idess is an angel. Almost. She needs to earn her wings. Born on earth and raised believing she is human Idess has only ever wanted to be an Ascended angel. When s...more
Hot tale of the most unexpected romance and mating of the sex demon, Lore and the angel waiting to ascend to heaven, Idess. I enjoyed this PNR book more than most PNR I have recently read because the couple truly resisted the temptation for a realistically long time. I find that the romance and build up is often rushed in PNR and I am happy to say that was not the case in this book.
The Seminus Demon clan had an eventful run in this installment. They lost a brother, but gained a brother and a sis...more
The Seminus Demon clan had an eventful run in this installment. They lost a brother, but gained a brother and a sis...more
First of all, I must address to the universe tow questions:
1) Why-why-why is the dude on the cover purple? He looks like he has a disease! A case of diarrhea, maybe? Anyway, it’s disgusting!
2) Why hasn’t the dude on the cover got a broad with him?Who framed roger rabbit? Who got rid of a broad?
Okay, the forth part of my own movie named ‘Mental orgasm’. This book should be named ‘Shit happens’, because shit was happening all along. I yelled ‘Oh, shit!!’ like every 50 pages. I can’t recall the bo...more
1) Why-why-why is the dude on the cover purple? He looks like he has a disease! A case of diarrhea, maybe? Anyway, it’s disgusting!
2) Why hasn’t the dude on the cover got a broad with him?
Okay, the forth part of my own movie named ‘Mental orgasm’. This book should be named ‘Shit happens’, because shit was happening all along. I yelled ‘Oh, shit!!’ like every 50 pages. I can’t recall the bo...more
Quick review
Cover: It works.
Rating NC-17 for sexiness of it all.
Thumbs Up 4
Overall: Another good installment
Characters: Interesting & hand crafted.
Plot: I wouldn’t have dream it up.
Page Turner: Sure
Series Cont.? Yes
Recommend Yes.
Book Boyfriend: Lore, but honestly he’s my second choice
SUMMARY (60 word or less)
I’ve been looking forward to Lore. He intrigued me in the last installment. But I have to admit, he wasn’t as edgy as I pictured him to be. He’s still great. But I think my favori...more
Cover: It works.
Rating NC-17 for sexiness of it all.
Thumbs Up 4
Overall: Another good installment
Characters: Interesting & hand crafted.
Plot: I wouldn’t have dream it up.
Page Turner: Sure
Series Cont.? Yes
Recommend Yes.
Book Boyfriend: Lore, but honestly he’s my second choice
SUMMARY (60 word or less)
I’ve been looking forward to Lore. He intrigued me in the last installment. But I have to admit, he wasn’t as edgy as I pictured him to be. He’s still great. But I think my favori...more
And the awesome continues!
Book 4 in the Demonica series brings us the story of Lore… the newly discovered brother of Eidolon, Shade and Wraith. An enslaved assassin, he is brought screeching into his brother’s lives when his next target hits very close to their hearts. To complicate matters, Lore’s target has an angel protecting them – Idess, a sexy, sassy female who knows how to kick some ass.
I absolutely adore Lore! Tortured, cynical, and seemingly indifferent to all that goes on around him,...more
Book 4 in the Demonica series brings us the story of Lore… the newly discovered brother of Eidolon, Shade and Wraith. An enslaved assassin, he is brought screeching into his brother’s lives when his next target hits very close to their hearts. To complicate matters, Lore’s target has an angel protecting them – Idess, a sexy, sassy female who knows how to kick some ass.
I absolutely adore Lore! Tortured, cynical, and seemingly indifferent to all that goes on around him,...more
Only a day and I almost forgot what happened in this novel. It merges with the fifth novels incidents, especially because Sin, the 5ths novel's heroine is the sister of Lore. And Lore is the male lead of Ecstacy Unveiled.
It's interesting how twisted everything is in the end. Guardian Angel, threads, blackmailing, deals, torture and slavery, assassins, familybonds. Oh yes, family bonds. Most interesting thing.
I mean, I didn't like Shade's novel. He was so cool in the first novel but in his own...more
It's interesting how twisted everything is in the end. Guardian Angel, threads, blackmailing, deals, torture and slavery, assassins, familybonds. Oh yes, family bonds. Most interesting thing.
I mean, I didn't like Shade's novel. He was so cool in the first novel but in his own...more
When you open one of Larissa Ione's Demonica Series books you are immediately taken to a different world, and oh, how I'd love to have one of the Sem brothers for my own. How can one not love a Sem brother?? This is the fourth book in the Demonica Series, and continues the story that started in the first book, Pleasure Unbound. What I love most about this series is how there the main romance is surround by lots of side story lines and side characters that don't get lost over time. I feel as inve...more
While I enjoyed the last book (Passion Unleashed), I had trouble getting into the story. But with Lore's story I have been sucked back into the series. It's been a joy to read. Ecstasy Unveiled, made me remember why I fell in love with this series. The fabulous world-building, fast action and the ever important sexy demon brothers. They are all in their own ways dangerous, fierce and very hard to resist.
I really enjoyed Lore and Idess, they are definitely two of my favorite characters in the ser...more
I really enjoyed Lore and Idess, they are definitely two of my favorite characters in the ser...more
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I loved it. This is probably the best book of the series so far, even if Wraith is still my favorite.
There's never a dull moment, there's always something happening and I was literally on the edge all the time. Lore and Idess are a wonderful couple, they never do stupid things and, although sparkles fly at the beginning of their relationship, they are not overly antagonizing.
Eidolon got a lot of page time and I appreciated him more here than in the previous books. Sin and Con story begins in thi...more
There's never a dull moment, there's always something happening and I was literally on the edge all the time. Lore and Idess are a wonderful couple, they never do stupid things and, although sparkles fly at the beginning of their relationship, they are not overly antagonizing.
Eidolon got a lot of page time and I appreciated him more here than in the previous books. Sin and Con story begins in thi...more
When a friend first recommended Larissa Ione’s Demonica series to me, I was more than a bit sceptical – paranormal romances about brothers running a hospital for demons sounded more than a bit silly to me. Now that I’ve read four out of the five volumes in the series, I have to say – it is just as silly as sounded, but but I don’t care one bit. Larissa Ione does not seem to care either, to the contrary it is as if she not only fully embraced the silliness of her basic premise but accepted it as...more
Jan 14, 2012
Julie
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4 of 5 stars
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I haven't read all of the other books in this series, and I was initially worried that I would be lost - but that wasn't the case at all. I could tell that some of the characters were clearly from previous books, but this still worked fine for me as a standalone.
I'm pretty picky in my PNR reading because I don't like doormat and/or TSTL heroines and heros who behave like jerks and order the heroine around. This book avoided those cliches. I liked Lore and Idess very much. Lore - a half-breeed d...more
I'm pretty picky in my PNR reading because I don't like doormat and/or TSTL heroines and heros who behave like jerks and order the heroine around. This book avoided those cliches. I liked Lore and Idess very much. Lore - a half-breeed d...more
Versuchung der Nacht
ist wieder einmal ein grandioses Werk der Autorin Larissa Ione! Bei jedem beendeten Teil habe ich mir bisher die Frage gestellt, wie man das noch toppen könnte!
Aber sie schafft es immer und immer wieder.
Gnadenlos ausgeliefert fühle ich mich, sobald ich einen Teil bisher angefangen hatte, und es war kaum möglich es wieder aus der Hand zu legen. Viel zu früh, sind sie dann natürlich durchgelesen und das endlose warten beginnt von Neuem!
Wer diese Serie nicht liest, ist selbst...more
ist wieder einmal ein grandioses Werk der Autorin Larissa Ione! Bei jedem beendeten Teil habe ich mir bisher die Frage gestellt, wie man das noch toppen könnte!
Aber sie schafft es immer und immer wieder.
Gnadenlos ausgeliefert fühle ich mich, sobald ich einen Teil bisher angefangen hatte, und es war kaum möglich es wieder aus der Hand zu legen. Viel zu früh, sind sie dann natürlich durchgelesen und das endlose warten beginnt von Neuem!
Wer diese Serie nicht liest, ist selbst...more
Démonica tome 4
Ce tome se situe dans la ligné directe du précédent comme si on n’avait qu’un tome divisé en deux mais avec un point de vue différent. En effet, après avoir assisté à la romance de Wraith, nous nous intéressons cette fois à celle de Lore.
On va donc découvrir un peu pus ce personnage ainsi que sa sœur. De même, on en apprend plus sur la guilde des assassins et sur son fonctionnement faisant de ce tome, un tome encore plus sombre que les précédents.
Heureusement, en parallèle, nous f...more
Ce tome se situe dans la ligné directe du précédent comme si on n’avait qu’un tome divisé en deux mais avec un point de vue différent. En effet, après avoir assisté à la romance de Wraith, nous nous intéressons cette fois à celle de Lore.
On va donc découvrir un peu pus ce personnage ainsi que sa sœur. De même, on en apprend plus sur la guilde des assassins et sur son fonctionnement faisant de ce tome, un tome encore plus sombre que les précédents.
Heureusement, en parallèle, nous f...more
What a disappointment. I really thought that this book would be a step up form the previous one, but it was a step down. Lore seemed really intriguing, and I thought learning more about him would be fascinating. Instead we get a shallow treatment of him that left me feeling little, and the most pathetic action heroine ever. Idess has been alive over 2000 years, and has spent most of that time protecting special humans. You would never know that based on her actions. She is clueless despite her s...more
Oct 08, 2012
Lucy
rated it
5 of 5 stars
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Well, Hell's fucking bells! :D
I loved Lore and Idess's story so much!

And the best of all is, this was really a surprise because I didn't quite know what to think about Lore in Passion Unleashed.
I'm happy to admit that now he seriously rivals with Eidolon for the position of sexiest demon ever! +.+
Lore is a half-breed demon, which means that he is part human and part seminus.
He and his sister, Sin, are the slaves of a demented master demon called Deth and they are forced to serve as their master...more
I loved Lore and Idess's story so much!

And the best of all is, this was really a surprise because I didn't quite know what to think about Lore in Passion Unleashed.
I'm happy to admit that now he seriously rivals with Eidolon for the position of sexiest demon ever! +.+
Lore is a half-breed demon, which means that he is part human and part seminus.
He and his sister, Sin, are the slaves of a demented master demon called Deth and they are forced to serve as their master...more
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Impossible situations with impossible solutions command the entirety of this, the fourth installment in the Demonica Series. Ecstasy Unveiled is the story of Lore, Eidolon, Shade, and Wraith’s newly found brother, and Idess an angel in training sent to protect him. A common thread in this series is Ione’s ability to create drama and suspense with her never ending relationship tangles. With Tayla and Eidolon, he was a demon...more
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Impossible situations with impossible solutions command the entirety of this, the fourth installment in the Demonica Series. Ecstasy Unveiled is the story of Lore, Eidolon, Shade, and Wraith’s newly found brother, and Idess an angel in training sent to protect him. A common thread in this series is Ione’s ability to create drama and suspense with her never ending relationship tangles. With Tayla and Eidolon, he was a demon...more
Lore is an assassin. he became an assassin to protect his sister Sin who is all so an assassin. But trouble is a head when Lore is given a target to kill. The target happens to be best friends with his 3 brothers and they are willing to tern against him if he kills him, all so his target is special to the safe keeping of the human race. but if he doesn't kill him then his sister will be sold into slavery. But unknown to Lore his target has a protector. a sexy protector who ends up having Lore's...more
In novel number four of the Demonica series by Larissa Ione, we are introduced to the newest brother of the group. After not knowing about Lore and vice-versa, the brothers are still coming to terms with the new family addition. While in the process of this, Lore is also having to deal with the fact that his new assignment is to kill their good friend Kynan. Lore has no choice but to follow these orders since his boss that holds the contract for his life also holds the contract on his twin siste...more
This is the fourth book in the Demonica series, of which I am a fan. If you haven't yet been introduced to them I'd strongly recommend starting with book one, Pleasure Unbound. The series follows a group of demon brothers who run a hospital for other demons and mythical creatures. They are Seminus demons, who are very sexually driven and require a mate upon reaching a certain age in order to retain their sanity. The style has some similarity to books by J.R. Ward, Kresley Cole, and Gena Showalte...more
I love these brothers! They have all had really hard lives and still just want to do good. And for a demon that is saying a lot!! Lore is forced to choose between finishing an assignment from his master and the only woman that has ever made him feel love. Idess is put between a rock and a hard place when she is trying to keep everyone alive. I like that Idess was a really strong female character. She could hold a sword/dagger and fight with the best of them and she didn't stand down from a chall...more
Fourth in the Demonica erotic, dark urban-fantasy series set in a demon hospital underneath New York City and revolving around a family of demon brothers.
The Story
Lore has just found out about his brothers (Passion Unleashed ) and brought Kynan back to life for Gemma. And, shit, now his demon master is requiring that he kill Kynan as his 100th assassination. A marker that will set Lore and his sister, Sin, free. If Lore fails…Sin will lose her head, literally.
Unfortunately for Lore, a Memitim an...more
The Story
Lore has just found out about his brothers (Passion Unleashed ) and brought Kynan back to life for Gemma. And, shit, now his demon master is requiring that he kill Kynan as his 100th assassination. A marker that will set Lore and his sister, Sin, free. If Lore fails…Sin will lose her head, literally.
Unfortunately for Lore, a Memitim an...more
Ione's series is far easier to digest than many of the other urban romance novels out there for several reasons. Her sex demons never really stray from what a reader expects of a book about sex demons, Ione gives good sex in her story lines and doesn't obfuscate these stories with tons of meandering fluff that no reader cares about (I'm thinking of Anita Blake's stuffed-animal obsession or thoughts about her leather clothing, for example), her characters are strong and equally alluring, she does...more
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New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Larissa Ione penned her first novel at the age of 13 and hasn't stopped writing since. She has been a U.S. Air Force meteorologist, an EMT, and a professional dog trainer, and you never know when one of those interests will pop into her novels.
She lives a nomadic existence with her U.S. Coast Guard husband and son, so her writing career has been a bl...more
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“Tayla cursed under her breath. "I was just explaining to Eidolon that Sin is a Smurfette."
Wraith swung his big body around to study Sin with blue eyes that were very different from Shade's, E's. and Lore's. Sin's, too. "Nah. Smurfette is way hotter."
"What the fuck is a Smurfette?" Eidolon was seriously getting annoyed now.
"There's this cartoon called The Smurfs," Tayla explained, slowly, as though Eidolon were the child here.
"They're these little blue people, and they're all male. But one day a female shows up. She shouldn't exist, but she does."
Eidolon considered that for a second. "How did she get there?"
"An evil wizard named Gargamel made her," Tayla said. "In a lab or something."
"So you're suggesting that an evil wizard made Sin?"
"Of course not, silly. I'm just saying she's a Smurfette. A lone female amongst males."
Eidolon frowned. "Did the Smurfette mate with the males?"
"Dude." Wraith grimaced. "It's a cartoon.”
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Wraith swung his big body around to study Sin with blue eyes that were very different from Shade's, E's. and Lore's. Sin's, too. "Nah. Smurfette is way hotter."
"What the fuck is a Smurfette?" Eidolon was seriously getting annoyed now.
"There's this cartoon called The Smurfs," Tayla explained, slowly, as though Eidolon were the child here.
"They're these little blue people, and they're all male. But one day a female shows up. She shouldn't exist, but she does."
Eidolon considered that for a second. "How did she get there?"
"An evil wizard named Gargamel made her," Tayla said. "In a lab or something."
"So you're suggesting that an evil wizard made Sin?"
"Of course not, silly. I'm just saying she's a Smurfette. A lone female amongst males."
Eidolon frowned. "Did the Smurfette mate with the males?"
"Dude." Wraith grimaced. "It's a cartoon.”
“Congratulations on the new spawn, by the way."
"Well," Gem said, "that was better than what Wraith said." She lowered her voice and did an imitation of Wraith. "Way cool about the fuck-trophy.”
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"Well," Gem said, "that was better than what Wraith said." She lowered her voice and did an imitation of Wraith. "Way cool about the fuck-trophy.”

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