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After three decades of prodigious film work & some unfortunate tabloid adventures, it's easy to forget that Woody Allen began his career as one heck of a great comedy writer. Getting Even, a collection of his late '60s magazine pieces, offers a look into Allen's bag of shtick, back when it was new. From the supposed memoirs of Hitler's barber: "Then, in January of '45, ...more
Mass Market Paperback, 189 pages
Published March 3rd 2009 by Contemporary French Fiction (first published 1966)
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Paquita Maria Sanchez
I dedicate this review to my friend David Vicsotka. Here is a man that LOVES engaging in those early-in-the-dating-process, sprawling conversations about art, literature, and film that either A) get you laid, and ideally lead to further discussions concerning the wonders of the creative process coupled with additional sexual encounters or B) lead to awkward conversations, reconsideration of sexual interest, fears that this person is a boorish dumb-ass, fears within that potential dumb-ass that y ...more
Mariel
Dec 23, 2010 Mariel rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Hermit the frog
Recommended to Mariel by: Gonzo style
Review #1: The Lists

I would do a list of my favorite Woody Allen films but I've already done so elsewhere on goodreads. I know it happened in 2003 (or maybe it was 2004. I remember the pain if not the exact date) that these asshole Wes Anderson fans made fun of me for having such a long list of favorite Woody Allen films.

Times that Wes Anderson made me look like an idiot:
1. His stupid fans ganged up on me for having a long list of favorite films. Okay, if my favorite filmmaker was Wes Anderson m
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Mohammad Ali

نمره ی واقعی: 2.5

نیمه ی اول کتاب پر از تکه های خنده دار و جذاب بود اما در نیمه ی دوم به ندرت چیز خاصی پیدا می شد. اگر کل کتاب مثل نیمه ی اولش بود سه ستاره واقعا حقش بود. همچنان مشکلات در تلفظ اسامی وجود داشت - چیزی که نشان از ویراستاری ضعیف یا نامطلعه

این کتاب رو بیشتر از "عوارض جانبی 1" خنده دار یافتم. یعنی کتاب زیر
عوارض جانبی 1 by Woody Allen

بخش هایی که جذاب تر یافتمشان، "لیست های لباسشویی مترلینگ"، "خاطرات اشمیت"، "بله، اما آیا ماشین بخار قادر است این کار را بکند؟" و "افسانه های حسیدیک" ( به جز آخریش ) بودند
Punk
May 01, 2009 Punk rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Punk by: Sab
Shelves: short-stories
Humor. These absurd little pieces read like they were written by a computer program that learned to write from Mad Libs. The humor is completely random and utterly dry. The stories aren't laugh-out-loud funny -- they're more likely to surprise an admiring snort out of you -- but they are funny (if sometimes funny-strange), crafted with skill and fearlessness (comedy: the one thing Woody Allen isn't afraid of?).

Some favorites: "The Schmeed Memoirs" - Hitler's barber; "Death Knocks" - Death plays
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Rosa Ramôa
Jan 09, 2015 Rosa Ramôa rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Sim, mas a máquina de vapor é capaz de fazer isto?
Podemos fazer uma reflexão filosófica.Podemos ver nisso uma
interpretação do distinto erudito.Boletim da Primavera?
Podemos acabar de vez com a cultura?Será a morte que chama ou é a minha filosofia?
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Num dia normal na vida do lendário Conde Drácula que espera pelo anoitecer para não levar com os raios de sol que certamente o matariam. Cai a escuridão.Drácula sai.Tratava de um eclipse.
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E ainda:
-As listas de Metterling
-Uma vista de olhos pelo cri
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Ana
É cómico, absurdo, bastante irónico e sarcástico, apesar de eu ter cabeceado algumas vezes a lê-lo, mas pronto, estava cansada e cheia de sono. Ando a reler Contos do Gin-Tonic e não posso deixar de notar algumas semelhanças. O Woody também tem o seu quê de surreal. Enfim, um clássico incontornável que eu mais tarde ou mais cedo havia de ler. Next.
Amene
Aug 10, 2013 Amene rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: 2013
(وودی آلن)"فرقی نداره توی کدوم گروه باشی ، قطعا توی اون یکی گروه بیشتر خوش می گذره"
وودی از نوابغه بازهم میگم شک نکنین!
این کتاب در فارسی دو تا ترجمه داره یکی کنت دراکولا و داستان های دیگر و ترجمه ی دیگر که ترجمه نگار شاطریان است با نام "حالا بی حساب شدیم"نمی دونم توی ترجمه دیگر هم این مقدار حذفیات و سه نقطه داخل کروشه که نشانه ی سانسور هست وجود دارد یا نه. ولی با تمام این احوالات این هم یکی دیگر از کارهای معرکه ی وودی آلن نابغه ی دوران ما بود خصوصا دو داستان "عقاید فلسفی من"و"اطلاعیه های بهاری"
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Jeff Crompton
Aug 08, 2012 Jeff Crompton rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
I picked this one off the shelves a couple of days ago. I've read it a couple of times over the years, but not recently. This time, more than ever, it struck me as brilliant. The humor is a mixture of the intellectual and the ridiculous, and that mixture appeals to me strongly. I particularly enjoyed the final piece, "Mr. Big," which reads like something Mickey Spillane would have written if he had been a philosophy major.
Jane Stewart
This was ok, but I didn’t smile as much as I hoped. My mind wandered at times.

I like his quirky mind. Woody Allen was ok as narrator of the audiobook.

DATA:
Narrative mode: mostly 3rd person. Unabridged audiobook length: 2 hrs and 43 mins. Swearing language: Jesus used once or twice. Sexual content: nothing explicit. Book copyright: 1971. Genre: humorous thoughts.
Ivan Damjanović
Priličan sam ljubitelj Allenovih filmova (nekih više, nekih manje*, kao, uostalom, i tekstova iz ove zbirke), a ovo je prvi njegov tiskani uradak kojeg sam se dohvatio. Tradicionalno najuočljivija tekstualna struktura, naslov knjige, veliki je upitnik ovdje. Ne uočavam nikakvu vezu između „Getting Even“ / „Milo za drago“ i dotičnih tekstova. (Ni na netu nisam našao razjašnjenje, ali nije da sam se ubio tražeći). Uglavnom, ova kompilacija objavljena ’71. na mahove vrlo zabavno parodira biografski ...more
Fernanda
Oct 16, 2013 Fernanda rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Hacía tiempo que no releía algo, pero es que realmente necesitaba hacerlo.

Es la clase de libros que sólo alguien acostumbrado a su manera de escribir, de su clase de chistes y su humor snob-intelectual, puede disfrutar. De otro modo puede verse como un montón de palabras pegadas y lanzadas al azar. Sin mencionar que los contenidos culturales que poseen son de alto calibre y sin tener un conocimiento previo, al menos de nombres, puede volverse algo tedioso o confuso, o idiota. Lo que más les gus
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Rich Meyer
Feb 13, 2014 Rich Meyer rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: read-in-2014
Woody Allen's three books are some of the funniest stuff I've ever read. I. thoroughly enjoyed them as a child, though I did spend a lot of time in the library looking up some of the more obscure references. This Take the Money and Run- and What's Up Tiger Lily-Allen, not the much more serious leaning director of Manhattan or Interiors.

Getting Even is the first collection and probably the most sublime of the three. Definitely worth a read for any fan of erudite comedy.
Buggz79
It's a gem of a book.

A collection of hilarious and slightly jarring stories told from different view points including a philosophical detective investigating the death of god, a member of a revolutionary uprising in a south american republic...

Well worth a read.
Downward
Jul 16, 2016 Downward rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
this is my favorite of woody allen's short collections. the stories here are longer and go deeper into their premises while sacrificing none of the line-by-line jokes. it's the same sort of clever that all his other stuff is: exploring the neuroses of the intelligentsia as it relates to sex, death, and genre. there's a tremendous bit here where a colleg student hires a detective to find a missing God for her, because if she proves God exists she'll get an A for the semester, written in a very cr ...more
claire
Sep 02, 2013 claire rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
honestly, i have no idea why such a small book took me so long to read. especially considering how much i enjoyed it. more than likely, i just didn't want it to end.

it's difficult to explain the magic of woody allen's writing. if you've seen a few of his films, then you will at least understand the nature of his humour - dry, witty and at times so sarcastic it almost comes across as sincerity.

this definitely translates into his short stories. it gives him the ability to take the most mundane (a
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Tony
Nov 16, 2008 Tony rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: essays
Allen, Woody. GETTING EVEN. (1971). ****1/2. This was the first collection of Allen’s thoughts, essays, and phantasmagoria. Most of the pieces were first published in the New Yorker magazine, and are all stand-alone. This is the second time I have worked my way through this book, not realizing that time was passing, and all of a sudden finding I was at the end. On the way I have been entertained and amazed at the variety of Allen’s turgid imagination. Pieces like, “Death Knocks,” and A Little Lo ...more
Kristy Madden
Sep 04, 2016 Kristy Madden rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
I'm a huge fan of Woody Allen's work and really enjoyed this book. I especially loved his riffs on philosophy which is so clever and hilarious to anyone who has studied it. I read the audiobook version which I highly recommend since Mr. Allen reads it himself in his inimical style. This book is so funny, I laughed aloud repeatedly.
Leo Robertson
Aug 09, 2015 Leo Robertson rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
The absurd whimsy continues...
Sergiu Pobereznic
I am a huge fan of this man's thoughts, thought process, or musings, so my review is perhaps more than a little biased. In this review I am also including several of Mr. Allen's books because I feel the same about all of them: Without Feather's, Mere Anarchy, and Side Effects.
His style of humour is not for everyone, but it certainly works with me and many of my friends. His seemingly disjointed ideas have affected me positively for decades now. The way he offers an absurd, skewed perspective abo
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Lukasz Pruski
Woody Allen's "Side Effects" is one of the funniest books I have ever read (I review it here and, of course, I rate it with five stars) Then I read "Without Feathers", expecting a repeat and getting rather a major disappointment (two and half stars, rounded up, my review is here ). Now I have just finished Woody Allen's "Getting Even", which is even weaker. It contains 17 very short stories (the total of 110 pages), of which I find only three really funny.

In one story, a sexy woman comes to M
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Benjamin
A collection of Woody Allen humor pieces; the first of three that I grew up with. Getting Even mostly has the sort of short humor pieces that would run in the New Yorker.

Let's break it down:

Parodies of academic discourse:
The Metterling Lists (lit analysis of a guy's laundry lists)
My Philosophy
Spring Bulletin (class description)
Hassidic Tales (tales and folklore analysis)
Conversations with Helmholtz (interview with great psychoanalyst
The Discovery and Use of the Fake Ink Blot (history of pranks)

H
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Carl
Dec 29, 2008 Carl rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
The best of a brilliant trio of Woody Allen's books -- this is humor writing at its best, most literate, most intelligent. When I was looking up the difference between "heuristics" and "hermeneutics" I realized how deep I was. This is probably the funniest volume of anything I have ever read. I can admit that he's got a formula that sometimes falls flat, but pieces like "The Gossage-Vardebedian Papers" and "Viva Vargas!" hit the perfect notes at the perfect pace.
Israel
Dec 17, 2014 Israel rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Woody Allen ha sido siempre un provocador y en esta entrega se sale con la suya, la verdad ¿Cuándo no?

La mayoría de los textos contenidos en “Cómo acabar de una vez por todas con la cultura”, fueron publicados en la revista The New Yorker durante su época de colaboración en la misma (finales de los 60, principio de los 70). “Memorias de los años 20” serviría como inspiración o esqueleto para la película “Midnight in Paris”.

En esta ocasión Woody quiere acabar de una vez con todas con la cultura,
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Marcelo Dalannays
Getting even (título original) significa, literalmente, “ajustando cuentas”. No obstante, la edición en español ofrece el título “Cómo acabar de una vez por todas con la cultura”, que sin ser el más afortunado, logra informar sobre el contenido: un florilegio donde el autor se burla –con aparente seriedad– de asuntos tan diversos como el crimen organizado, la Filosofía, los folletos promocionales de cursos y talleres, la tradición judía, los revolucionarios centroamericanos o el psicoanálisis, d ...more
KarmA1966
This first collection of Woody's New Yorker pieces, published in book form in 1966, raises a humorous fist at God, existentialism, sandwiches, phobias, the gumshoe mystery, etc.

As with most of Woody's writings, the plots are absurd: Dracula stepping out during a total eclipse; a meek shopowner playing gin rummy with Death; an anonymous narrator getting punched in the nose by Hemingway and, later, by Gertrude Stein.

The foundation of what would become vintage Woody is in place, but there's not en
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Karen
Jan 12, 2016 Karen rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Todos los libros de Woody Allen son el mismo libro de Woody Allen. Perhaps I've had enough.
Mike
Oct 21, 2014 Mike rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
Glad I read it to round out that early trilogy of his, but in large doses it reads like a modern-day erudite McSweeney's piece interspersed with Mad-Libs. The absurdist/intellectual "balance" it strikes becomes rhythmically tedious; the randomness and non-sequiturs wear out their welcome and devolve into a conspicuously repeated technique. You hope that another tool comes out of the toolbox eventually, and it does, with an excellent back-and-forth over a convoluted over-mail chess game. It's sor ...more
Vinícius Reginatto
Textos humorísticos com elementos de paródia e de humor absurdo. São comuns as justaposições de grandes temas (morte, Deus, sentido da vida, etc.) com elementos banais ("O universo não passa de uma ideia passageira na mente de Deus - o que é um pensamento duplamente desagradável se você tiver acabado de pagar a entrada de sua casa própria"). As temáticas das paródias: psiquiatria, erudição, pretensão artística, gêneros literários e outros. Humor absurdo, humor referencial. Textos engraçadíssimos ...more
Kathy  Olivos
Aug 30, 2016 Kathy Olivos rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Este es el primer libro que leo de Woody Allen. Partamos por decir que soy fanática de sus películas, me encanta que estén llenas de referencias a la alta cultura y esa mirada cínica y existencialista de la vida que traspasa a sus guiones. Respecto al libro, pasó a ocupar el primer lugar de los textos que más me han hecho reír (seguido por Filosofía Política del Poder Mediático, y luego quizás vendría La Maravillosa Vida breve de Oscar Wao).

Son una serie de ensayos y relatos sobre temas complej
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Am Jam
Apr 20, 2014 Am Jam rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
"How could you, Kaiser?"

She was fading fast, but I managed to get it in, in time.
"The manifestation of the universe as a complex idea unto itself as opposed to being in or outside the true Being of itself is inherently a conceptual nothingness or Nothingness in relation to any abstract form of existing or to exist or having existed in perpetuity and not subject to laws of physicality or motion or ideas relating to non-matter or the lack of objective Being or subjective otherness."

It was a subtle
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Heywood "Woody" Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg) is a three-time Academy Award-winning American film director, writer, actor, jazz musician, comedian and playwright. His large body of work and cerebral film style, mixing satire, wit and humor, have made him one of the most respected and prolific filmmakers in the modern era. Allen writes and directs his movies and has also acted in the majori ...more
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