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The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl who’s cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios: selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz; making out with Joaquin Phoenix’s chef in Ben Affleck’s apartment; and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.]]> 6523058 2 2661475 book 2008 THE NEW YORK REGIONAL MORMON SINGLES HALLOWEEN DANCE, a memoir total:214|5:33|4:84|3:70|2:20|1:7| 214 758 735 92 1161302 3.54 214 95 69760420 134374 6523058 0525951350 9780525951353 91 http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-m-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-s-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6523058-the-new-york-regional-mormon-singles-halloween-dance 3.55 211
The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl who’s cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios: selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz; making out with Joaquin Phoenix’s chef in Ben Affleck’s apartment; and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.]]> 2008 5 4 false Fri Sep 04 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Tue Sep 01 20:05:47 -0700 2009 Sun Sep 13 09:04:32 -0700 2009 The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is a fantastic example of why I love memoirs! It has everything you would want in an entertaining memoir, things such as hilarious work stories (my favorite part of the book Babies Buying Babies), to relationship problems, to questioning one...more...]]> 79715995 89493 6523058 0525951350 9780525951353 91 http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-m-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-s-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6523058-the-new-york-regional-mormon-singles-halloween-dance 3.54 214
The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl who’s cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios: selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz; making out with Joaquin Phoenix’s chef in Ben Affleck’s apartment; and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.]]> 2008 3 2 false Wed Dec 02 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Wed Dec 02 20:11:13 -0800 2009 Wed Dec 02 21:01:19 -0800 2009 more...]]> 77469503 1340721 6523058 0525951350 9780525951353 91 http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-m-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-s-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6523058-the-new-york-regional-mormon-singles-halloween-dance 3.54 214
The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl who’s cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios: selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz; making out with Joaquin Phoenix’s chef in Ben Affleck’s apartment; and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.]]> 2008 3 0 false Sun Nov 01 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Wed Nov 11 14:02:01 -0800 2009 Wed Nov 11 21:05:35 -0800 2009 Okay, I liked this book and then I didn't like the book, and then I liked it and then I didn't. There were parts that I really related to and parts that were too inconsistent. Like she went to the Temple to pray and receive revelation yet she's never been through the Temple. Then she made a...more...]]> 77070764 314816 6523058 0525951350 9780525951353 91 http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-m-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-s-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6523058-the-new-york-regional-mormon-singles-halloween-dance 3.54 214
The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl who’s cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios: selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz; making out with Joaquin Phoenix’s chef in Ben Affleck’s apartment; and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.]]> 2008 4 1 false Fri Nov 06 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Sat Nov 07 21:16:28 -0800 2009 Sun Nov 08 16:14:58 -0800 2009 Elner Baker is a 20-something single woman living in New York City and trying to figure out who she is and what she believes. Baker is a stand-up comedienne, and her stories are hilarious even ...more...]]> 76162049 1392092 6523058 0525951350 9780525951353 91 http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-m-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-s-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6523058-the-new-york-regional-mormon-singles-halloween-dance 3.54 214
The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl who’s cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios: selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz; making out with Joaquin Phoenix’s chef in Ben Affleck’s apartment; and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.]]> 2008 4 2 false Wed Oct 28 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Thu Oct 29 17:12:20 -0700 2009 Thu Oct 29 17:26:31 -0700 2009 more...]]> 79197639 245301 6523058 0525951350 9780525951353 91 http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-m-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-s-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6523058-the-new-york-regional-mormon-singles-halloween-dance 3.54 214
The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl who’s cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios: selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz; making out with Joaquin Phoenix’s chef in Ben Affleck’s apartment; and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.]]> 2008 2 0 false Thu Nov 26 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Sat Nov 28 09:00:08 -0800 2009 Sat Nov 28 09:00:08 -0800 2009 more...]]> 76472693 905219 6523058 0525951350 9780525951353 91 http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-m-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-s-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6523058-the-new-york-regional-mormon-singles-halloween-dance 3.54 214
The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl who’s cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios: selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz; making out with Joaquin Phoenix’s chef in Ben Affleck’s apartment; and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.]]> 2008 5 1 false Sat Nov 07 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Mon Nov 02 08:07:20 -0800 2009 Sat Nov 07 11:06:20 -0800 2009 There is a reason...more...]]> 76729470 1261646 6523058 0525951350 9780525951353 91 http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-m-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-s-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6523058-the-new-york-regional-mormon-singles-halloween-dance 3.54 214
The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl who’s cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios: selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz; making out with Joaquin Phoenix’s chef in Ben Affleck’s apartment; and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.]]> 2008 3 1 false Sat Nov 14 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Wed Nov 04 14:03:54 -0800 2009 Sat Nov 14 06:23:53 -0800 2009 ...more...]]> 77682929 1481462 6523058 0525951350 9780525951353 91 http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-m-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-s-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6523058-the-new-york-regional-mormon-singles-halloween-dance 3.54 214
The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl who’s cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios: selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz; making out with Joaquin Phoenix’s chef in Ben Affleck’s apartment; and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.]]> 2008 4 0 false Thu Oct 01 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Fri Nov 13 14:27:17 -0800 2009 Fri Nov 13 14:37:17 -0800 2009 more...]]> 78099042 1761672 6523058 0525951350 9780525951353 91 http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-m-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-s-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6523058-the-new-york-regional-mormon-singles-halloween-dance 3.54 214
The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl who’s cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios: selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz; making out with Joaquin Phoenix’s chef in Ben Affleck’s apartment; and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.]]> 2008 1 0 false Tue Nov 17 11:34:14 -0800 2009 Tue Nov 17 11:42:08 -0800 2009 more...]]> 79167391 1037947 6523058 0525951350 9780525951353 91 http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-m-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-s-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6523058-the-new-york-regional-mormon-singles-halloween-dance 3.54 214
The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl who’s cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios: selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz; making out with Joaquin Phoenix’s chef in Ben Affleck’s apartment; and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.]]> 2008 4 1 false Sat Nov 28 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Fri Nov 27 20:12:04 -0800 2009 Sun Nov 29 13:05:57 -0800 2009 Equal parts spiritual exploration, hilarious hijinks and descriptions of Elna's sex life (or lack there of). Elna baker's memoir uses the extended metaphor of her love life and the religious implications of her sexuality to capture the moment of conflict that we all ...more...]]> 76512255 1077340 6523058 0525951350 9780525951353 91 http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-m-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-s-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6523058-the-new-york-regional-mormon-singles-halloween-dance 3.54 214
The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl who’s cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios: selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz; making out with Joaquin Phoenix’s chef in Ben Affleck’s apartment; and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.]]> 2008 2 1 false Wed Nov 04 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Mon Nov 02 14:10:58 -0800 2009 Wed Nov 04 16:47:25 -0800 2009
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The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl who’s cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios: selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz; making out with Joaquin Phoenix’s chef in Ben Affleck’s apartment; and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.]]> 2008 3 1 false Mon Nov 02 21:10:16 -0800 2009 Mon Nov 02 21:10:16 -0800 2009 more...]]> 77198679 1868279 6523058 0525951350 9780525951353 91 http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-m-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-s-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6523058-the-new-york-regional-mormon-singles-halloween-dance 3.54 214
The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl who’s cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios: selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz; making out with Joaquin Phoenix’s chef in Ben Affleck’s apartment; and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.]]> 2008 4 0 false Mon Nov 09 07:48:35 -0800 2009 Mon Nov 09 07:52:15 -0800 2009 more...]]> 77330785 978874 6523058 0525951350 9780525951353 91 http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-m-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-s-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6523058-the-new-york-regional-mormon-singles-halloween-dance 3.54 214
The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl who’s cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios: selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz; making out with Joaquin Phoenix’s chef in Ben Affleck’s apartment; and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.]]> 2008 4 0 false Mon Nov 09 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Tue Nov 10 10:30:42 -0800 2009 Tue Nov 10 10:40:43 -0800 2009 more...]]> 74049068 305104 6523058 0525951350 9780525951353 91 http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-m-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-s-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6523058-the-new-york-regional-mormon-singles-halloween-dance 3.54 214
The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl who’s cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios: selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz; making out with Joaquin Phoenix’s chef in Ben Affleck’s apartment; and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.]]> 2008 3 0 false Thu Oct 01 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Fri Oct 09 23:47:42 -0700 2009 Tue Nov 10 00:17:43 -0800 2009 more...]]> 74790846 900632 6523058 0525951350 9780525951353 91 http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-m-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-s-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6523058-the-new-york-regional-mormon-singles-halloween-dance 3.54 214
The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl who’s cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios: selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz; making out with Joaquin Phoenix’s chef in Ben Affleck’s apartment; and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.]]> 2008 3 0 false Mon Nov 16 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Fri Oct 16 21:13:29 -0700 2009 Thu Nov 19 12:45:44 -0800 2009 more...]]> 76069953 1509539 6523058 0525951350 9780525951353 91 http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-m-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-s-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6523058-the-new-york-regional-mormon-singles-halloween-dance 3.54 214
The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl who’s cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios: selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz; making out with Joaquin Phoenix’s chef in Ben Affleck’s apartment; and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.]]> 2008 3 1 false Wed Oct 28 19:19:48 -0700 2009 Wed Nov 04 18:39:28 -0800 2009
The book was very engaging and it kept me entertained. I felt like I could connect with her in many aspects in the book, maybe some of it is because I'm Mormon, I'm not really sure. But I did like the book. ...more...]]> 77913353 2144084 6523058 0525951350 9780525951353 91 http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-m-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/images/books/65/58/6523058-s-1255633455.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6523058-the-new-york-regional-mormon-singles-halloween-dance 3.54 214
The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl who’s cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios: selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz; making out with Joaquin Phoenix’s chef in Ben Affleck’s apartment; and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.]]> 2008 4 0 false Thu Oct 01 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Sun Nov 15 19:28:15 -0800 2009 Sun Nov 15 19:34:01 -0800 2009
I read it quickly, groaning at all the ways in which Elna Baker stole my book idea, and my life.

But not really. I don't know how to explain this without sounding like a prude, but I was disappointed or something by the end.

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The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl who’s cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios: selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz; making out with Joaquin Phoenix’s chef in Ben Affleck’s apartment; and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.]]> 2008 3 0 false Mon Nov 23 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Wed Nov 25 11:03:27 -0800 2009 Wed Nov 25 11:09:59 -0800 2009 more...]]> 8 http://www.goodreads.com/book_link/follow/8?book_id=6523058