The Eyes Have It

The Eyes Have It

3.42 of 5 stars 3.42  ·  rating details  ·  194 ratings  ·  24 reviews
It was quite by accident I discovered this incredible invasion of Earth by lifeforms from another planet. As yet, I haven't done anything about it; I can't think of anything to do. I wrote to the Government, and they sent back a pamphlet on the repair and maintenance of frame houses. Anyhow, the whole thing is known; I'm not the first to discover it. Maybe it's even under...more
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Published June 14th 2007 by TeknoBooks (first published 1953)

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Danny
This is such a cute little story. It's all about the use of idioms in English, and although the gimmick of taking these things literally isn't drowning with originality, it makes for a good laugh, at least for someone interested in language like me.

It is interesting, if rather logical, that our use of idioms is quite often related to our bodies. One thing is wondering about the effect - does it make us more disconnected and detached from our bodies? - but even more interestingly, it makes for c...more
Alana
This made me laugh almost as much as Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal. Making fun of our English idioms with complete humorous skill and with an alien leaning from our favorite sci-fi author. It's very short but full of one-liners to make you smile.
Jeff Fischer
Pretty hilarious play on English language in a quick short story read. I've always wondered how non-English speakers deal with the idiosyncrasies of the language and here the play on that and narrative tools is in full effect. The ending is obvious but no less humorous for it.
Amy
I laughed out loud. This is an amazing short story that will have you shaking your head, and then completely sucked in. Don't say I didn't warn you... you'll go find someone, even if you don't know them at all, and read it aloud to them.
Richard
A funny little story, the kind that comes from reading some standard idioms and imagining what a conspiracy nut might have to say. Concludes a little too easily, like an SNL skit with a lazy end, but good for a ha.
Smello
I didn't realize how short it would be, but I could've kept reading. I thought it was clever and engaging. It's the first story I've read by Philip Dick and it makes me want to read more.
Erik
An entertaining story based on language puns. I chuckled out loud once while reading, and smiled a few times. It was definitely worth the five minutes it took to read
Tally
This is a cute short story revolving around literal interpretations of many commonly used expressions. Quite witty and entertaining.
Peter Holford
Not brilliant, but interesting tongue-in-cheek play on words within the sci-fi genre.
Elizabeth
I love this very typical short! I'm going to think twice about the expressions I use!
Jonathan
A very amusing short story about how easy the english language is to misinterpret.
Charlotte
Very humorous short story. Slightly obvious from the outset, but nevertheless funny.
Velma
This is why I seek out PKD, for satirical, humorous little gems like this one.
Sam Kamber
One of the best and funniest short-stories I've read
Amy
Ha! English can be such a frightening and funny language!
Denise
Free podcast. Amusing little story, reminds me of Mark Twain.
Adam
Quick and funny play on language.
Timothy Frederick
Funny little short.
Gr1972
4 out of 5
Marts  (Thinker)
Dick's satirical short story, this is wonderful, just read it!........
Anthony Sbarro
Jun 19, 2013 Anthony Sbarro added it
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Andrew Crain
Jun 13, 2013 Andrew Crain marked it as to-read
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Philip K. Dick was born in Chicago in 1928 and lived most of his life in California. He briefly attended the University of California, but dropped out before completing any classes. In 1952, he began writing professionally and proceeded to write numerous novels and short-story collections. He won the Hugo Award for the best novel in 1962 for The Man in the High Castle and the John W. Campbell Memo...more
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