Here Speeching American: A Very Strange Guide to English as it is Garbled Around the World
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Here Speeching American: A Very Strange Guide to English as it is Garbled Around the World

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THE STRANGEST (AND FUNNIEST) TRAVEL GUIDE YOU’LL EVER READ

The celebrated authors of the perennial bestseller The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said set the typical travel guide squarely on its head–taking you from the airport to the hotel, from sightseeing to dining out–by using 100 percent real examples of fractured English as spoken and posted abroad:

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Paperback, 240 pages
Published October 5th 2004 by Villard (first published 2004)
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Cheryl
This lighthearted book gives the reader a look at real signs, brochures, advertising, and clothing which have been printed in “English” in other countries. Some translations are hilariously funny, but in a risqué way, others are just downright funny. If you’re looking for humor, you can’t beat this “English as it is scrambled overseas” book!
Korea: “Upon arrival at Kimo and Kimahie Airport, please Wear your Clothes”
Copenhagen, Denmark (airport): “We take your bags and send them in ...more
Carol Schneck
While reading the book of the English mangled, the laughing aloud occurred greatly, also strange looks from neighbors. For those wishing sides not to ache from laughing, not to read whole book at once.
Melanie
Melanie rated it 3 of 5 stars
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Fun, little book.
Shinaka
Shinaka rated it 5 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: anyone with a sense of humor and who doesn't mind reading quotes/excerpts from instruction manuals
This book almost made me pee my pants with laughter. And I have incredibly good bladder control too.
Rossi
This book is a riot. A quick read and so funny.
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