Seven Up (Stephanie Plum, #7)

Seven Up (Stephanie Plum #7)

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BLOWN UP

All New Jersey bounty hunter Stephanie Plum has to do is bring in semi-retired bail jumper Eddie DeChooch. For an old man he's still got a knack for slipping out of sight--and raising hell. How else can Stephanie explain the bullet-riddled corpse in Eddie's garden? Who else would have a clue as to why two of Stephanie's friends suddenly vanished? For answers Stepha...more
Paperback, 337 pages
Published June 17th 2002 by St. Martin's Paperbacks (first published June 2001)
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Melissa
OK I didn't add reviews to the last several books in this series because I was out of town (stuck in a snowstorm back east)& didn't get to my computer until today. I made two trips to Barnes & Noble while we were back east because I couldn't wait to get more of these books. This series in hilarious!!! Very quick reads too - perfect for passing the time in an airport with nothing else to do. I can't decide who my favorites are yet - either Grandma Mazur or Lulu. They both crack me up. I h...more
Catherine
I may be sized more like Lula than Stephanie, but Lycra leggings and a rugby top - my version of her spandex shorts and hockey top - are a comfortable combination I think I'd been neglecting of late, so thanks to Ms Evanovich for reminding me of them.

To the book. Glad to see Dougie & Mooner are still around - not being a dog-lover, I'm less certain about Bob - and a big hello to once perfect Valerie and her children. OK, so the latter have nothing to do with the main storyline of smuggled ci...more
Tracy
Yes, I read book 6 and 7 in one day . . . I am on medical leave. It is the weekend. These books are my entertainment. So, book 7 finds us looking for an old retired Mob guy who may have killed a kind old lady. Ranger ups the heat on Stephanie by making a deal with her . . . if she wants his help it is going to cost her. Stephanie attempts to entertain the wedding proposal and out of fear of giving her mother, who comes unglued when perfect daughter Valerie returns home after her marriage crumble...more
Patrick Gibson
Bob the dog is still around. Mooner, the dejected stoner is still around—although his roommate seems to have turned up missing and Mooner just might have to move in with Stephanie for protection when the bodies start showing up. Mooner’s roommate, by the way is called Dealer because, despite his penchant for administering your standard cocaine derived drugs to the neighborhood, he supplies vast amounts of Metamucil to the senior citizens and an incredible discount. So you can see why all hell br...more
Eric_W
Those who have yet to discover Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum and her weird relatives and relationships are missing a huge treat or living in a
cave. I recommend beginning with the first in the series, One for the Money, but Seven Up stands alone quite well.

Grandma Mazur has finally gotten her driver’s license, bought a red Corvette, and lost the driver’s license for too many speeding tickets,
all in the space of five days. The scenes at the dinner table are always my favorite with Stephanie’s father...more
Dorothy
Nov 05, 2008 Dorothy rated it 4 of 5 stars Recommends it for: Lovers of modern mysteries and chick lit
Recommended to Dorothy by: My daughter
This was another roll-on-the-floor-laughing-helplessly entry in the Stephanie Plum series. Stephanie's after another ancient mob-connected FTA who seems to have an uncanny ability to disappear even when she seemingly has him in her grasp. The plot revolves around the disappearance of a mob guy's heart. It was removed after his recent death and thereby hangs a tale. Amidst it all, Stephanie's perfect sister turns up with her two kids, in from California where her perfect husband has just taken al...more
Amylou1977
Semi-retired mob guy, Eddie DeChooch, is caught trafficking contraband cigarettes through Trenton, New Jersey. When DeChooch fails to show for a court appearance, bond enforcement agent Stephanie Plum is assigned the task of finding DeChooch and dragging his decrepit ass back to jail. Not such an easy job, it turns out, since DeChooch has learned a lot of tricks over the years and isn't afraid to use his gun. He's already shot Loretta Ricci and left her for worm food in his shed. He wouldn't min...more
Deanna
The smash hit No. 1 bestselling author takes you on the ride of your life in the seventh Stephanie Plum adventure. Stephanie thinks she's going after an easy FTA: a senior citizen charged with smuggling contraband cigarettes. But when she and Lula show up at his house, they get more than they bargained for - a corpse in the woodshed and an old man on the lam. Stephanie's mind is on other matters, however, because she has two proposals to consider vice cop Joe Morelli is proposing marriage, and f...more
Joe
Jun 13, 2007 Joe rated it 1 of 5 stars Recommends it for: Anyone who has partial brain damage
Is it possible to give zero stars? This book was awful. One of the few times in my life where I thougth to myself, "I could have written this same story and same characters myself, and it would have been much better." Does this woman even have a college degree? Did she go to SLCK? Salt Lake Community Kollege? Please don't read this book, you will get dumber. The main character is unlikeable, a tramp, and an embarrassment to women everywhere. America needs to do better than this book. You know wh...more
Rshllnbrgr
New Jersey's most inept bounty hunter is back to bring in her man in the latest mystery by Janet Evanovich, the phenom former romance writer whose quirky characters have catapulted this rollicking mystery series to the top of the bestseller charts. Janet Evanovich’s Seven Up mesmerized me with it’s dazzling mysteries.

Stephanie stands to make a quick five grand, which she needs to make payments on a hot new car to replace the one wrecked in HOT SIX, by picking up an elderly bond jumper named Eddi...more
Christa
I was thoroughly entertained by this Stephanie Plum novel. It was fast paced and interesting, causing me to have difficulty putting it down. I enjoyed the humor in the book and found reading it to be a great experience.

Stephanie Plum, bounty hunter, is called upon to apprehend an elderly gentleman, Eddie DeChooch. The job isn't as easy as it sounded, and Stephanie is soon caught up in a convoluted and tangled mess involving numerous shady characters. Further complicating her life is the pressure...more
Nancy
I was handed one of these over Christmas and decided to give the series a try. The fact that I haven't put up reviews for any of them is kind of a clue... very fast read and repetitive, occasionally mildly amusing and once in a while worth a good guffaw.

Beyond that, it would seem that such incompetence would be seen as more of a danger to herself and those around her than hot (two hot, competent men jumping her bones?).

At the least she could organize her purse or put her frickin' utility belt on...more
Peter

Semiretired mob guy Eddie DeCooch is caught trafficking contraband cigarettes through Trenton, New Jersey. When DeCooch fails to show for a court appearance, bond enforcement agent Stephanie Plum is assigned the task of finding him and dragging his decrepit ass back to jail. Not such an easy job, it turns out, since DeCooch has learned a lot of tricks over the years and isn't afraid to use his gun. He's already shot Loretta Ricci, an innocent old lady, and left her for worm food in his shed. He

...more
Barbara
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Shxrxn
Truth is, Morelli and I are pretty sure we love each other. We're just not sure we can stand to live together for the rest of our lives.
- Stephanie
I might not solve any problems today, but I looked pretty damn good.
- Stephanie
Cake always makes me feel better.
- Stephanie

What's with the flowers in the hall?
- Morelli
Ronald DeChooch sent them. And I don't want to talk about it.
- Stephanie
Am I going to have to shoot him?
- Morelli
He's laboring under the delusion that we're attracted to each other....more
CriCra CriCra
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Nicole Green
The seventh book in the Stephanie Plum series and it has to be my favourite so far. Stephanie Plum is the only person/character I can think of that can get into so much trouble going after an old man who "can't see, can't hear, can't piss." There were a lot of times when reading this book that I literally laughed out loud, scaring both my boyfriend and my cat who were sound asleep or playing video games.

Stephanie Plum has to be my favourite female character of all time and after reading this boo...more
Paula  Phillips
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Robin
Apr 19, 2012 Robin rated it 4 of 5 stars
Shelves: i-own
Something I think a lot of people forget about this series is that it's not supposed to be literary genius. It's supposed to be entertaining, lighthearted, fun. While the basic plot of the books in this series tends to have the same set-up, what changes is the personal relationships. I think the action of the books is more of a means to an end. The characters need something to do so they are hunting down bad guys, and in the process the real story, the story of the character relationships, devel...more
Danielle Louise
OK, so this is the one exception to my automatic-4-stars-for-Ranger rule. I guess this book could be 3.5.

I once again made the (probably unwise) decision to start book seven immediately after finishing book six, because I wasn't thrilled about how book six ended and needed to see whether it was really going to play out that way. So that made this my third Plum book in a row with nothing in-between, which made this the book where the repetition really started to get annoying.

The whole wedding sub...more
Huong
I thought after taking a break with a few other books, I would be OK reading Stephanie Plum again. Wrong! Not a few pages in, Stephanie is once again inept and idiotic. She really annoyed me that after 40% through the book, I started skimming. I don't know if I want to continue reading this series anymore. The secondary characters are what have kept my interest but now even that is not enough to get me through Stephanie's stupidity.

**Edited to add...after reading this review of Book#17 on Amazo...more
Michelle♥
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Dana
Stephanie has to bring in Eddie DeChooch, a senior citizen who was caught smuggling cigarettes. How hard can it be to bring in a old man? Stephanie takes Lulu, an oversize ex-prostitute with her and Eddie escapes out the bathroom window. Eddie escapes time and time again. Eddie also has no trouble in shooting his gun. However, he does have trouble in seeing. After finding a dead body in Eddie's shed, the police also are trying to find Eddie.

Stephanie's family is now planning her wedding after St...more
BarkLessWagMore
I read this as an unabridged audiobook and though the story was as amusing as ever the narrator slaughtered the story.

Initially I was thrilled when I received the unabridged audiotape version of Seven Up. I love Stephanie Plum and her bumbling bounty hunter adventures and figured these tapes would be a welcome distraction during my long drive to and from work. But once I actually started listening to tape one I wasn't quite so thrilled.

Now don't get me wrong, the story here is your typical Plu...more
Becky
This book is out and out hilarious. There were some points when I almost cried from laughing (mud pits? pig hearts?) Much more creative than Hot Six or High Five in that regard.

However - while this book itself is very good - fast-paced, energetic, tense, and hilarious - the series is starting to get dull for me. Although the individual incidents and characters are funny and interesting, the books are becoming all essentially the same. Stephanie is tracked by people who are trying to find the sam...more
Jake Rideout
My favorite part:

"That's the dumbest load of shit I ever heard," Lula said, biting into a chicken thigh. She stopped talking and chewing and opened her eyes wide. "Urg," she said. Then she started waving her arms and clutching her throat.
"Are you okay?" I asked.
More throat clutching.
"Whack her on the back," someone offered from another table.
"That doesn't work," someone else said. "You're supposed to do that Heimlich thing."
I ran around to Lula and tried to wrap my arms around her to do the Heim...more
Doris A.
Cracker Barrel restaurants have this cool program where you can "buy" an audio book at one restaurant and "return" it minus about a $4 rental fee at another of their restaurants. Unfortunately, I am driving a car on my current road trip with only a cassette tape deck , and the only audio book the Missoula Cracker Barrel had on cassette was this one.

Years ago, I had liked "One for the Money," which introduced the wisecracking bounty-hunting Stephanie Plum to the world, and was up for "Two for th...more
Lauren
I know I’ve been on a bit of a roll with the Stephanie Plum series recently, and I’m sure it’s getting kind of annoying to see these posts about her books every few days. For this reason, this is going to be a super short post.

Stephanie Plum is a bounty hunter from Trenton, New Jersey, who works with a ragtag group of misfits as she hunts down people who have skipped bail. With her gun-toting grandmother, stoner friends who think they’re superheroes Mooner and Dougie, former prostitute Lula, an...more
Becky
Stephanie Plum has to pick up Eddie DeChooch, an ancient old man, can't see or hear well and likes to shoot at people. He's into contraband of cigarettes. This old man continually eludes the Bounty Hunters. People are disappearing including Dougie and Mooner. How is this all tied together? Plums "perfect" sister with the "perfect" marriage ends up on her parents doorstep with her children after her "perfect" husband runs off with their babysitter. Valerie decides she is going to become a lesbian...more
Tiffany
Hands down Evanovich is my FAVORITE author!! You can always expect to bust out laughing when reading any book in this series. The antics of both Grandma Mazur and Lula make me laugh so much my eyes water...and I don't know who's hotter Morelli or Ranger :-) I'm not going to review each individual book since the series is so long but I will say that every book is well written and Evanovich has THE best writing style around. I'm always blown away by the strong and realistic dialogue which makes th...more
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Janet Evanovich is the #1 bestselling author of the Stephanie Plum novels, twelve romance novels, the Alexandra Barnaby novels and graphic novels, Wicked Appetite (the first book in the Lizzy and Diesel series,) and How I Write: Secrets of a Bestselling Author.


Also published books under the name Steffie Hall.
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One For The Money (Stephanie Plum, #1) Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2) Three to Get Deadly (Stephanie Plum, #3) Four to Score (Stephanie Plum, #4) Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6)

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